The next morning, when the sky was only slightly bright, Zhang Zian was still curled up in the warm quilt and giggling. He was dreaming of finding a beautiful, fair, rich, and beautiful girlfriend, and his saliva was almost dripping from the corners of his mouth.
"Quack!"
"What the f * ck!" Zhang Zian woke up and sat up from the bed. Where the f * ck was that noise coming from?
Fei Na was also woken up. This guy, who was already angry when he got up, stretched out his claws and lifted the light gauze curtain. He asked unhappily, "What is this thing calling? It's so noisy! "
Zhang Zian had just woken up, so he was still in a daze.
He shook his head hard, trying to wake himself up.
Just then, he heard someone reciting from downstairs.
"Hoeing rice at noon, Along the River during the Qingming Festival, compound grass coral, hematopoietic stem cells..."
F * ck! It's that b * tch bird!
As soon as Zhang Zian heard the poem, he immediately remembered what had happened yesterday.
"A pear tree overshadowing a begonia tree, a dogwood tree is full of one less person..."
The Apprehensive Bird's voice was full of vigor. Zhang Zian could even imagine it shaking its head and reciting the poem.
Fina's face became more and more gloomy, "What the hell is going on?"
Fina had gone to bed after coming down from the roof yesterday, so Zhang Zian hadn't had time to introduce his new partner to it.
"Well," he explained, "it's our new partner, an African grey parrot named... Richard Jephson."
"A parrot?" Fina thought for a moment, "I don't care what it is, just don't disturb my rest! Otherwise, it will be severely punished! "
"Got it. I'll talk to it."
Zhang Zian jumped out of bed, put on his coat, and quickly ran downstairs.
As soon as he got downstairs, he saw Richard standing on the metal bar in the middle of the glass door, looking around with its head held high.
Seeing Zhang Zian, it rolled its eyes and said maliciously, "Every minute of the night is worth a thousand pounds of gold. From now on, the king will not have morning court … Yiku! Yiku! "
"Night my ass! Hurry up and shut up! " Zhang Zian wanted to shut its mouth. It was so loud that the passersby outside had probably heard it.
Xinghai and Old Time Tea were also woken up. Xinghai yawned and jumped out of the crib. Old Time Tea rubbed its eyes, dusted its jacket, put on its hat, and straightened its head.
"I'm an Apprehensive Bird!" it said innocently. "Do you know what an Apprehensive Bird is? If I shut up, would I still be an Apprehensive Bird? "
"If you don't shut up, I'll turn you into a speechless bird." Zhang Zian picked up a packaging tape from the ground. "See this?"
"I see it. What do you want?" It tilted its head and stared curiously at the ribbon.
"If you keep talking, I'll tie your mouth up." Zhang Zian threatened it.
Richard's eyes widened, but there was no fear in his eyes. As if he was re-examining Zhang Zian, he said, "I didn't expect you to be like this, Jeff … In fact, I also like tortoiseshell! But this rope … it's a little thick. It feels better if it's thinner! "
"Tortoise shell my ass! Feel your sister! " Zhang Zian didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He simply couldn't bear to look at the packaging tape in his hand. Why did he encounter such a dirty and cheap bird? What if Xinghai learned bad things from it?
"I'm telling you, there's a golden cat upstairs. It doesn't like to joke around. You'd better behave in front of it! Don't say I didn't warn you! "he warned.
"Who's talking bad about me behind my back?"
Fina walked down the stairs with graceful steps and stared at Zhang Zian coldly.
Zhang Zian betrayed his teammate mercilessly. He pointed at the Apprehensive Bird and said, "It's her!"
"Quack?"
Richard opened its mouth wide and looked at Zhang Zian in shock.
Richard winked at it, which meant, "You deserve it! Who told you to slander me in class yesterday? "
"Are you sure?" Fina didn't believe it at all. It stared at Zhang Zian, "Why does it sound like you?"
"You heard wrong. It's definitely her," Zhang Zian said confidently.
Richard rolled its eyes. It realized that Zhang Zian couldn't afford to offend Fina, so it said, "Quack! I … I'm Richard Jefferson! Hello, beautiful and noble cat elf! My sincere greetings from Richard! May the breeze spread your good name to all corners of the world! "
As it spoke, it put away all of its flippancy and slyness. It folded one of its wings in front of its chest and bowed politely to Fina, like an old-fashioned gentleman.
Holy sh * t! How could this bird change its style so quickly?
Not only Zhang Zian, but even Old Time Tea was confused.
Fina squinted its eyes and sat on the ground. It nodded happily and said with pride, "I accept your humble greetings. I am Fina Paris XIII, the guardian of the Eternal Kingdom. This empress likes shiny things! "
Zhang Zian had to expose the truth cruelly, "It's flattering me!"
"How dare you! This is clearly a display of its devotion to me! " Fina scolded angrily, "Since I came here, someone finally sees me in the right way. Why are you trying to drive a wedge between us? What are you trying to do?"
Zhang Zian patiently explained, "No, no, this bird is dirty and cheap. It was just reciting some obscene poems. You were fooled by it."
Richard pretended to be innocent and said, "Dear Mr. Jeff, just because you are afraid that I will compete with you, you deceived His Majesty with slander?"
"Bah! Who would compete with you! "Zhang Zian said angrily," You stupid bird, you are the one who is deceiving Fina! "
Richard lowered its head sadly, then raised it angrily. "My loyalty to His Majesty is as clear as the sun and the moon! If there is a next life, I would like to be reincarnated as a cat and serve His Majesty forever! "
"You don't have to add the word 'if'. I will fulfill your wish now and let you reincarnate!" Zhang Zian looked around for the murder weapon.
Richard fluttered its wings and flew far away from Zhang Zian, landing behind Fina. "Help me, His Majesty! Help me, His Majesty! "
Fina clapped its paws. "How dare you! Who dares to be so presumptuous in front of me! "
Richard made a face at Zhang Zian when Fina couldn't see it.
Zhang Zian was furious. He pointed at it and scolded, "You guy who lives off a woman. Come out if you have the guts. I will fight you one-on-one!"
"His Majesty, this man threatened me. Threatening me means that he looks down on you … Please do me justice!" Richard begged Fina for help.
Fina nodded and said, "You are right. Zhang Zian, do you dare to make trouble in the Sacred Palace? Put down the mop in your hand! "
Zhang Zian was completely speechless. Is this an Apprehensive Bird? It's more like a flatterer!
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