The Apprehensive Bird had been reciting poems since early morning. It was thirsty and hungry after talking to Zhang Zian for a long time. It fluttered its wings and flew to Fina, wanting to drink the water from Fina's basin to quench its thirst. Fina looked at it coldly and stretched out its claws. Richard stared at Fina's sharp claws for a moment and flew to Old Time Tea timidly.
"Hey! Old man, let me drink some water, "it said to Old Time Tea.
Old Time Tea calmly waved its claws and said, "If you want to drink tea, please help yourself. I just don't like to share a cup of tea with others."
Richard saw the teapot next to it, but it couldn't lift the teapot. Even if it was an elfin, it couldn't, because its ability was all about talking.
It looked around the shop and noticed Xinghai, who was playing hide-and-seek with three kittens. It immediately flew over and landed in front of Xinghai.
"Meow?" Xinghai looked at it in confusion.
"Water. Don't you want to drink?" Richard asked. It wanted to steal the water from Xinghai, because it thought the black and white kitten was the dumbest and easiest to bully in the room.
"No! Xinghai doesn't drink water! "Xinghai answered.
"Quack? Who doesn't drink water? Water is the source of life. Do you know that? You are so stupid! " Richard stared with its small black eyes, "Water, wody, agua, wasser,? Δ, ω ρ, understand? "
"Xinghai doesn't drink water!" Xinghai answered again. It wanted to go around Richard and continue to chase the kittens.
Richard flapped its wings and stood in front of it again, "You don't want to drink water, but I want to drink water. Go get it from that human, or I will beat you up. I am super scary when I am angry. A pebble as big as an egg, if I eat it, it will … "
Before it finished bragging, it saw Xinghai disappear in front of it.
"Quack?" Richard squeezed its small black eyes and looked left and right, "Where is she? No, where are the cats? "
A voice came from behind it.
"Don't run. Xinghai is going to catch you."
It quickly turned around and saw that Xinghai had appeared behind it and was still playing hide-and-seek with the kittens.
"What the f * ck?" Richard's eyes almost popped out. "When did he run away? Did I see a ghost? "
It turned around again and was shocked again.
Fei Na stood behind it, and her green eyes were shining brightly.
"Your … Your Majesty, what … what's wrong?" Richard saw Fina's unfriendly look, and he was frightened. He thought to himself, "Does this super powerful cat like to eat bird meat?"
"Your Majesty, I … I don't taste good. I'm too skinny and full of bones …" it pleaded while shivering.
Fina stared at it and pondered for a moment before saying, "Let me ask you, what was the last word you said just now?"
"In the end?" Richard calmed down a little when he heard that he wasn't going to be eaten. It thought for a moment. "Where's the cat?"
"That's not right. Let's go further."
“? Δ ω ρ? "
Richard knew that it had guessed correctly from Fina's expression, because it instantly changed from arrogance and indifference to sadness. Richard didn't understand what had happened. It was just an ancient Greek word, which meant "water." It didn't know why Xinghai could disappear in front of it and reappear behind it in an instant. What was the relationship between this golden cat and ancient Greece? Richard didn't know, and it couldn't guess. It didn't dare to ask at this time.
Water. That's right. Richard felt that the water in this shop was too deep. The black and white cat appeared and disappeared mysteriously, the golden cat was moody, and the tea-colored old cat hurt the bird's chrysanthemum … It seemed that it couldn't mess with any of them, except for the human.
Zhang Zian was cleaning the shop every morning. He knew that the Apprehensive Bird was jumping around and teasing this and that, but he pretended that he didn't know. Anyway, it couldn't cause any trouble. The reason why the world had never heard of a bird's ability to understand its meaning? So, it wasn't just a parrot, but could actually understand its meaning?
Flutter!
Richard flapped its wings and landed in front of Zhang Zian. "Quack! Jeff, I feel that we are more compatible! "
Zhang Zian said angrily, "Who is compatible with you? Besides, I just swept the floor. Don't drop your feathers all day long, okay? "
"Don't be so stingy! Stingy people can't find a girlfriend! I mean a real girlfriend! "
"Really?" Zhang Zian stopped and stared at it suspiciously with the help of the mop.
"Of course. Don't worry. You can count on me." Richard patted its chest confidently. "Tell me, what requirements do you have for a girlfriend?"
Zhang Zian counted with his fingers and said, "First, she has to be beautiful. Second, she has to have a good figure. She has to be fat and thin. Third, she has to have a nice voice. Fourth, she has to be able to work in the living room and in the kitchen. Fifth, she has to be gentle and considerate. She has to listen to me. Sixth, she has to be rich.
"Wait!" Richard raised one of its wings to stop him. "Let's talk about boyfriends!"
Zhang Zian was speechless.
Richard flapped its wings to calm itself down and said with pity in its eyes, "I already know why you don't have a girlfriend. If you continue like this, you won't have one until the end of the century. Consider it your good fortune to have met me. As long as you serve me well, I'll guarantee you three days … No, I'll guarantee that you won't be single for three months! "
"I heard you say three days," Zhang Zian pointed out.
Richard shook its head and corrected him, "For a normal patient, three days is enough. But since you are so sick, it would be good if you can get a girlfriend in three months."
"Forget it. I have been single for so many years. Three days and three months make no difference." Zhang Zian certainly didn't believe its nonsense. He shrugged and continued to clean.
"That … dear Jeff," Richard flapped its wings and landed on Zhang Zian's shoulder. "For the sake of our good relationship, can you prepare some water and food for me?"
Zhang Zian stared at it and said, "I am warning you. Don't poop on my shoulder. Otherwise, you will have to eat your own poop in the future."
"Why would I? I'm a civilized bird! "Richard said confidently.
Zhang Zian didn't intend to starve it to death. He took a plate and poured cold water from the kettle into the plate. "Here you are. Drink it."
Richard was so thirsty that it immediately jumped down from Zhang Zian's shoulder and drank the water from the plate.
Looking closely, it was a huge parrot. It was nearly 40 centimeters long from head to tail. The feathers on its chest were a bit messy, probably because it often pecked at them. Zhang Zian didn't notice it before, but now he noticed that there was a cluster of red tail feathers hidden under the silver-gray feathers.
Richard almost drank all the water in the plate in one breath. It shook off the water droplets in its mouth, looked back at Zhang Zian, and immediately lowered its tail feathers. "Pervert!"
F * ck! Where do you think I am looking? I will not be a pervert to a male parrot!
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