No matter how Li Jie pretended to be a coward, there were some things that couldn't be avoided.
Odin almost wanted to destroy the earth because of his anger, but he was stopped by Ancient One. However, Odin's anger could no longer be vented now that he had stopped this world-destroying crisis.
But with Ancient One's reminder (Ancient One:?) Odin thought of the culprit of this matter.
Who had caused his son to become like this?! That person should be standing in his palace now.
He was simply blinded by the dragon oil. He was actually going to reward this guy at the beginning.
Bah! Now the only reward he could give this guy named Nightcrawler was a million volts! When the Bifröst opened, Ancient One and Odin stepped into the palace at the same time.
Odin shouted, "Gungnir!" A spear with the power of thunder and lightning cut through the sky and fell into Odin's hands with great power. This was Odin's weapon, the Thunder Spear, also known as the Eternal Spear of Gungnir.
As the god of thunder and lightning, Odin pursued a philosophy: there was nothing in this world that couldn't be solved with electricity. If there was, then increase the voltage! (Why does it sound so familiar?)
For Odin, there was almost no upper limit to the voltage, so Odin had always convinced people with reason. He would never say anything that could be solved with reason.
Just like what he was doing now, when he strode into his palace with the Eternal Spear in hand, he shouted, "Nightcrawler, get out here!"
Li Jie, who was already trembling because of Frigg's gaffe, couldn't help but tremble when he heard the roar of the king of the Asgard gods. It's not that I'm not strong, it's just that the enemy is too strong. Li Jie wailed in his heart.
Ancient One was beside Odin, so he naturally wouldn't just sit back and watch. But Ancient One now had a playful smile on his face. Anyway, as long as he was here, Li Jie wouldn't die or get into trouble. Odin's anger would eventually be vented. He couldn't let Odin create a global thunderstorm on Earth, right?
While Odin was causing trouble for Li Jie, Thor and Luo Ji returned to the Imperial Palace. Due to the impact of Thor's return, the victory ceremony could no longer be held. Luo Ji hastily commanded her subordinates to clean up the mess. And today, all the subjects of Asgard received an unprecedented stimulation. In any case, many people would not be able to sleep tonight.
When Thor and Luo Ji returned to the Imperial Palace, they saw such a scene.
The Spear of Eternity flickered with the power of purple lightning as it pressed against Li Jie's neck. Odin glared at Li Jie furiously. Li Jie, on the other hand, had a standard smile on his face. It looked neither servile nor overbearing. (Perhaps it was a flattering smile, but Thor wasn't sure.)
Frigga was sitting weakly on a chair at the side. Valkyrie stood at the side, not daring to move. Ancient One stretched out a hand and released a magical wave, ready to save the situation at any time. But it seemed that the Sorcerer Supreme wasn't in a hurry.
Li Jie forced a smile at Odin, but in fact, the back of his clothes was soaked in cold sweat. "Respected King of the Gods, I'm very happy to see you. But Asgard's hospitality is a bit too warm. Is there a need to be so warm that lightning sparks are flying everywhere? "
Odin stared at Li Jie. "Look at what you've done!" He pointed at Thor, who had just walked in.
Li Jie took a step back to maintain a safe distance from Gungnir, who was emitting the power of thunder.
Li Jie glanced at Thor and said, "King of the Gods, Thor has raised the Hammer of Thunder. He has indeed learned humility. I think you should be very clear about this. "
Odin was angry. "But look at him now!"
"Thor is a Valkyrie, not a Valkyrie. That doesn't affect his fighting power, does it? "Li Jie borrowed Frigga's words.
At this time, Frigga, who had been sitting motionless in the chair, stood up. The Phantom Queen saw her son return and quickly walked up to Thor. She rubbed Thor's fat face with both hands. "My God, Thor! What did you eat in the human world?! "
"Hey, Mom, hey, Mom." Thor tried his best to avoid Frigga's abuse. "Don't do this, Valkyrie and Ancient One are still here. You can't rub my face like this …" Thor wanted to say something, but because Frigga was rubbing his face, his voice was distorted. No one could hear what he was saying.
Li Jie and Odin both looked at Frigga, who was rubbing Thor's head. Li Jie inexplicably felt that this scene was a little familiar. Was it the legendary "Dog Head Rubbing Upstairs"?
"Look, doesn't Thor look kind now?" Li Jie said this with his eyes closed. This was because the lightning on Gungnir was too dazzling, not because he couldn't open his eyes when he was lying.
"Odin, when you asked Thor to descend to the human world and entrusted him to me, you didn't say anything about helping Thor control his weight." Li Jie opened his eyes again.
"Speaking in conscience, isn't it enough for Thor to lift the Thunderhammer now? I've completed the diplomatic affairs between Asgard and the earth. You can't go against your conscience, you have to be reasonable! "
Odin: "This isn't as simple as getting fat! It's Thor. Asgard's Thor shouldn't be like this! "
However, the lightning on Gungnir had weakened a little. Li Jie covered his fingers with his own purple lightning power and quietly moved the spearhead of Gungnir away from him. "You've just met Thor. He still has many new strengths that you haven't seen before. There's a saying on Earth: Judge a book by its cover, and you'll lose your son. "
Ancient One finally had enough of the show. He stopped Odin and asked him to take back Gungnir. "Well, Odin, at least you need to understand the current Thor first. Maybe things aren't as bad as you think. "
Odin OS: Not as bad as I think? I'm afraid it's worse than I think!
Luo Ji also helped Li Jie at this time. "Father, at least prepare for lunch first. At least Thor is back and has lifted the Thunderhammer. At the same time, at least I won a battle, didn't I? "
Luo Ji's words finally made Odin temporarily withdraw his thoughts of killing Li Jie. At least not today. Today was the day Luo Ji returned to the capital after winning. Then the day of killing Li Jie would be tomorrow. Let him eat his fill today, Odin thought. Tomorrow, he would send him on his way with ten million volts.
But when he looked at Thor's body and thought of the word lunch, Odin's temples began to twitch.
… …
This was a very dull luncheon, and Ancient One was also asked to stay by Odin to eat. Originally, his eldest son had lifted the Thunderhammer and his youngest daughter had returned victorious. This was double happiness. Odin should be very happy, but he couldn't bring himself to smile at the moment.
He ate a roast duck leg with a straight face and gulped down a mouthful of ale at the same time. This made the atmosphere very awkward. Li Jie sat next to Ancient One and didn't eat at all. He didn't notice the taste of the food he stuffed into his mouth at all.
Frigga was probably the only one who could still be active at the table. Because she was the Phantom Queen, Odin couldn't lose his temper at her.
Although she felt bad seeing Thor's fat face, she also felt bad if Thor didn't eat. So she felt that she should ask how Thor was doing on Earth.
Frigga asked, "Thor, what did you do on Earth?"
Thor ate the broccoli that Luo Ji had just given him. His brows furrowed. "Mother, are you asking about the past or the present?"
Frigga was a little confused. "What's the difference?"
Thor nodded. "There's a big difference." Although Odin looked angry, he also pricked up his ears to listen.
Frigga asked, "Then tell me about the past."
Thor spread his hands. "I probably drank some alcohol and got drunk every day. After that, I was addicted to fried chicken, coke, and variety shows. "
Frigga frowned. This wasn't a good thing. Odin seemed to be angry again. Li Jie hid behind Ancient One and trembled.
Frigga quickly changed the topic. "What happened after that?"
Thor pointed at Li Jie. "He helped me find a job in a hospital."
"A hospital?" Frigga asked.
Thor explained briefly. "It's similar to the job of a healer here. However, humans call themselves doctors, and they mostly use herbs, extracts of herbs, or some synthetic drugs (chemicals) to treat them. "
That sounded good, Frigga thought. She asked again, "So you have the ability to treat people in the human world?"
Thor shook his head. "No, I didn't. It's a very complicated thing. I didn't have divine power back then. I was just a mortal. If an ordinary person wants to become a doctor, he or she would need more than ten years of training, as well as memorizing a large pile of books and information. "
Frigga thought that Thor probably had no chance. This was because her son hated reading and studying. Only fighting was his hobby.
It would be better for him to fight with an evil dragon than to finish reading a huge book.
Frigga asked, "So you're not a doctor?"
Thor waved his hand. "No, I'm just a doctor's assistant. But I'm working hard, Mom. I've been reading recently. "
Frigga thought she was hearing things. She asked again, "What did you say you were doing recently?"
"Reading and researching. It's not easy to become a doctor. I have to read for five to six hours every day. In the car and during my free time at work, I'll seize all the time I have to read. Although I'm making slow progress, "Thor said matter-of-factly.
However, the atmosphere at the scene became strange.
Luo Ji looked at Thor in disbelief. This is my brother? He can read?
Frigga looked at Thor in disbelief. This is my son? He can read?
Odin looked at Thor in disbelief. This is my son? He can … Ah! Odin was so shocked that he forgot that he was still gnawing on the duck leg, so he bit his tongue and broke the left side of his tongue. The pain was excruciating.
Thor continued, "Later, I was transferred to the orphanage. It's where the orphaned children stay. I'm in charge of taking care of them. I repair the appliances and make them take a nap. In the afternoon, I read stories to the younger children. Sometimes, I go to the basketball court to play basketball with the 13 to 14-year-old kids. Sometimes, I give some snacks to the good kids. I'm taking care of 50 kids, "Thor said proudly.
Li Jie peeked out from behind Ancient One and gave Thor a thumbs up. Because look at the scene now.
Luo Ji dropped the spoon in her hand. She had just been drinking soup. Now, she had forgotten about it. She looked at Thor in a daze. This is my brother? He can take care of kids?
Frigga dropped her fork too. She had been eating a piece of fruit. She had forgotten about it too. She also looked at Thor in a daze. This is my son? He can take care of kids?
The duck leg in Odin's hand fell to the ground. He had been chewing on the duck leg, but now he had forgotten that he was chewing on the duck leg. He looked at Thor in a daze. This is my son? He can take care of … Ah! Odin had forgotten that he was chewing on the duck leg. He had been chewing subconsciously. Then, he bit his tongue again. This time, it was on the right side. This time, the bite was fiercer. The pain was worse. Odin almost couldn't hold it in.
But Thor noticed something wrong with Odin. He pointed at the corner of Odin's mouth. "Father, oh my god! You're bleeding! Healer! Healer! "Thor called for a healer.
Frigga noticed it too. She immediately went behind Odin. "Oh my god, Odin, lie down. Do you feel uncomfortable anywhere? "
"No, I'm just …" Odin said.
Frigga said, "Alright, stop talking! Lie down. Your old injury must be acting up again. Oh my god, you never told me you had such a serious internal injury. You can actually cough up blood. "
"No, I didn't …" Odin stammered.
Frigga didn't give Odin a chance to speak. She shouted at Luo Ji, "Hurry up and find me the best healer in Asgard."
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