Let's rewind time by an hour and a half. At that time, Thor had just gotten off work and was leisurely lying on the sofa, watching TV and eating chips.
Then the doorbell rang. Thor thought that someone was coming to promote, so he went to open the door and refused, saying that he did not need insurance, morning newspaper, milk, and other services.
But the person who came was not a salesperson, but the Valkyrie of the Fairy Palace.
"Valkyrie?!" Thor said happily. After all, Asgard was his hometown. When a fellow villager sees a fellow villager, his eyes are full of tears. This saying was also applicable to Thor.
Since the start of Li Jie's plan to introduce the Dark Elves, Valkyrie had returned to the Fairy Palace. After that, because the war in the Elven Kingdom was urgent, she was transferred to work under Logie.
After that, Thor lost his only fellow Asgardian on Earth. It was precisely because there was no Valkyrie to cook for him that Thor enjoyed the days of fried chicken and potato chips, cola and ice cream.
During that time, Thor was as happy as a wild dog that had been let loose.
Of course, after this period of time, Thor ushered in a period of pain that made him wish he was dead. Plain chicken breast, vegetable salad, a diet low in salt and fat, and the days of dog paddling in the pool every day.
Although it seemed that he could get rid of this life now, the past was unbearable. Those terrible days had always been a pain in Thor's heart!
So when the God of Thunder saw Valkyrie for the first time, his heart was very complicated. He called out the name of his fellow Asgardian, "Valkyrie."
Valkyrie tilted her neck and looked at the strong (fat) man in front of her. "Who are you?"
Thor: …
After half an hour of explanation, the Valkyrie finally believed that the strong (fat) man in front of her was the God of Thunder, Thor, and she even raised the Thunder Hammer.
This was the real Thor, not the Dark Elves or some powerful demon from another plane who used special magic to blind her perception. The muscles on Valkyrie's face could not help but twitch violently.
Wait a minute? This person is Thor? Why didn't they look alike at all? Of course, he had gained more than 30 kilograms, and his body fat percentage had soared from 6.5% to 20%. It would be strange if he could recognize it. Moreover, this was his condition after devil training. If the Valkyrie saw Thor in his "wild dog" form, she would probably have a heart attack.
Thor invited the Valkyrie into his home and said, "Do as you please, Valkyrie. Have you had dinner? "
Still a little dizzy, the Valkyrie said in a daze, "No."
Thor skillfully picked up the phone and ordered a Domino's pizza set. He then took out a bottle of orange juice and some snacks from the fridge.
Thor poured a glass of orange juice and handed it to the Valkyrie. He also prepared a few bowls with popcorn, cheese fries, and puffy puffs.
"Come, before dinner, you can have some snacks first." Thor placed the orange juice in front of the Valkyrie and said.
"So, how is Asgard recently?" Thor sat next to the Valkyrie and asked.
The Valkyrie took the orange juice and took a sip. She said dryly, "It's still the same. The Valkyrie training camp is fighting every day. The young Valkyrie want to be promoted, eager for glory, and want to go to the battlefield. "
"The old Valkyrie still want to prove that they are not old," the Valkyrie said. Thor poured himself a glass of orange juice, took a sip, and asked, "Where are my parents and brother?"
"Loki defeated the allied forces of the Dark Elves and the Frost Giants in the Elven Kingdom. Now the rift between the dimensions has begun to repair naturally. This time, the Dark Elves and the Frost Giants suffered a big loss. Loki fought a beautiful victory. As for Odin, he is still the same. But recently, his mood has improved a lot. It seems that it is because of you. You raised the Thunder Hammer. Odin is a little happy, and Phantom Queen Frigga is also very happy. "
Listening to the Valkyrie's words, Thor smiled and said, "Is that so? That's good. It seems that Asgard can continue to prosper. My parents and brothers will live well. I bless Loki and am willing to follow him with glory. "
Thor's words shocked the Valkyrie. Her mind, which had become fuzzy because of the huge impact, began to clear up.
Wait? What happened just now?
Thor ordered dinner for me? He even prepared snacks and drinks for me? I'm drinking orange juice? And Thor is also drinking orange juice?!
Damn it! When did the God of Thunder drink this kind of thing! According to Thor's words in Asgard: freshly squeezed juice is for sissies. Thor only drinks the strongest liquor!
As for ordering food for others and preparing snacks and drinks for the guests? For the original Thor, this was something that only a maid would do! The God of Thunder never did any housework, never!
Thor was a famous male chauvinist in Asgard and had a bad relationship with many Valkyries. Because of his undisguised male chauvinism and overly egocentric heroism, people always found him annoying.
But what did the Valkyrie see now? A completely different Thor.
What was he doing now? Doing the things that he always despised the most. In the past, Thor valued glory more than his own life. If he could not participate in a war and capture the flag, he would certainly be depressed for a few months.
But when he heard that Loki defeated the allied forces of the dark elves, he did not look envious at all. Instead, he calmly blessed Loki?! Damn it!
While Thor and the Valkyrie were chatting, "The Amazing Race" just finished. Thor turned off the TV and opened the computer from his bag to read some information.
The Valkyrie looked at Thor curiously and asked, "What are you doing?"
Thor replied, "I'm reading, some medical information."
The Valkyrie: Pfft! The orange juice she just drank sprayed out and stained the floor of Li Jie's house.
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
I must have come to a strange world when I crossed the Bifrost. It must be like this. This must be another dimension of Earth. This is another dimension of Thor!
No, I have to find a way to return to the normal world. Oh my god! This world is crazy! Thor actually began to read!
For the rest of the time, Valkyrie had forgotten how she ate the pizza. She had been wondering if she was dreaming, or if Heimdall's Bifröst had opened in the wrong way.
To be honest, she would rather Heimdall's Bifrost was opened in a wrong way than this world's Thor was real.
Of course, from Valkyrie's personal point of view, the current Thor was better than before. At least he was a good person to communicate with. He wasn't as arrogant as he used to be, acting like he was the best in the world.
His personality was much better, and he was more modest and easy-going. But look at Thor (fat), who was watching the evening news after eating pizza on the sofa! He looked even more greasy than the Domino's Bacon and Cheese Pizza he had just eaten.
Although the Valkyrie had just left Luo Ji's tent, she felt that Luo Ji was the better King after spending time with Luo Ji.
But from a legal point of view, Thor was the legal first in line to the throne of Asgard. Thor was going to be king in the future, and that was how Odin had trained him.
The king of the gods wanted an heir, not an Alaskan dog!!!
And she had taken care of Thor for the first time when she descended to the mortal world. Although she was later recalled to Asgard, she had taken care of Thor for a while.
Odin saw Thor's current appearance. How should he answer if he summoned him? He should answer: I don't know all this, it's all that mortal's doing!
This answer would be regarded as shirking responsibility! Jason -Li! It's fine if you feed Thor into a sphere, but why do you want to drag me to the grave with you!
In fact, Li Jie did not want all of this! This was completely Thor's way of tricking his teammates.
So when Li Jie arrived home, the Valkyrie looked for Li Jie with a dark expression. But she took a deep breath, and before Li Jie was about to answer, she said, "Forget it, you don't need to tell me. Have a good sleep tonight and have a full meal tomorrow morning. Then come with me to Asgard to see Odin. "
After saying this, the Valkyrie no longer paid attention to Li Jie. The Valkyrie felt a headache and told Li Jie to have a good sleep. But she probably would not be able to sleep tonight.
Not to mention the Valkyrie's headache, Li Jie also felt a stomach ache, a headache, a toothache, and a headache in his toes. Anyway, his whole body was hurting.
He quickly took out his phone and dialed Lan's number. After the call went through, he immediately said, "Lan, please go find Ancient One immediately. Please ask him to come out this time no matter what, otherwise I may not be able to come back from Asgard alive! "
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