"So what happened before?" At the last moment before the Bifröst opened, Ancient One asked the question he was very puzzled about. What on earth could make the God King of Asgard so angry and irrational?
Odin hesitated for a moment, then finally sighed and said, "It's a long story."
… …
When the light of the Bifröst dissipated, Thor, dressed like an ordinary middle-aged fat man in the American countryside, waved his hand and stood on the edge of the viewing platform.
He said to Odin and all the subjects of Asgard, "Hi! Good morning, everyone. Long time no see! "
Silence, absolute silence. The scene was so quiet that a pin drop could be heard.
Thor frowned, then smiled with relief, "It seems that I haven't been back for a long time, and everyone has forgotten me. But it doesn't matter, I still remember you. "
Thor said to himself to the Asgardian people under the viewing platform and the tens of thousands of soldiers attending the triumphal ceremony, "The God of Thunder of Asgard is back!"
Then Thor walked to Odin's side and gave Odin, who seemed to be under the spell of immobilization, a big hug, "Oh, my dear, wait for my father. I missed you so much! Let me see if your body is as strong as ever. "
Thor held his big belly and hugged Odin, who was the old version of the demonic fleshman. Odin's strong muscles and Thor's fat collided, forming a turbulent wave.
Thor patted Odin's back with relief, making a thumping sound. Odin felt that he was under the spell of illusion.
Because the person in front of him was his son? That's impossible! Where was the Thor who used to look fierce and make the enemy tremble with fear? Where did Thor go? Who was this fat man?
But who in this world could cast illusion magic on him without him noticing? Luo Ji?
No, impossible, she didn't have this kind of attainment. Frigga? No, she had no reason to do so.
As for Ancient One, it was even more impossible! He wasn't even in Asgard. Just as Odin was still confused. Thor picked up Luo Ji, who was laughing so hard that she almost rolled on the ground.
"Long time no see, my good brother." Thor also gave her a big hug.
Luo Ji lowered her head so that no one could see the tears at the corner of her eyes. "Yes, I also … pfft … I also miss you very much, my brother!" Luo Ji had a hard time holding back her laughter as she spoke.
She had always felt that she was very good at hiding her emotions, but now it seemed that it was still not enough!
Thor just smiled at Luo Ji. Odin used his divine power to repeatedly confirm that this person was his son. This guy is actually my son?! Can you believe it?
Odin asked Thor in disbelief, "What happened to you?!"
Thor shrugged his shoulders. "Father listened to you and went to the human world to learn modesty." He didn't feel anything bad about it.
Odin roared, "I'm telling you to learn humility, not to grow fat like an idiot!"
Thor pursed his lips and made a face. "It doesn't matter, does it?"
Odin thought to himself, Who said it doesn't matter? It's too important! Do you know why I brought you back? I'm here to pass on the throne, and you're going to be the King of Asgard. Looking at the current situation, how am I supposed to crown you? Even if I forcibly crown you, I'm afraid that all the subjects of Asgard won't agree!
Odin's heart was broken. At the same time, the people in the audience began to whisper.
"Who is he?"
"Looks like a shill."
"Nonsense, Thor doesn't look like this. I've seen him before. He comes to my shop every day to drink. "
"I also think that someone might have made a mistake. Did Heimdallr pick up the wrong person? "
"Heimdallr, hurry up and bring Thor back!"
Waves of low voices spread from Asgard's Victory Square to Bifröst.
Heimdallr lowered his head and looked down. Anyway, he didn't make a mistake. Even if there was a mistake, it was the world that was wrong, and it had nothing to do with him.
And on the audience stand, Thor was still looking at him with a smile that made Odin furious.
"What happened to you, my son?" Odin was distressed. Where did the brave and resolute Thor go? Why did he look like a fool now?
"I just gained a little weight, my father. But I think that no matter how fat I am, I'm still your son, right? "Thor said with a smile.
Luo Ji, who had struggled to keep her expression serious, couldn't hold it anymore. She was no longer squatting on the ground. She was too lazy to hide it, and she hammered the floor with her hands.
It was so hard to hold back her tears! This was Luo Ji's only thought.
Odin glared at Luo Ji, but he didn't have time to educate Luo Ji about the majesty of the royal family. Because his own temples were throbbing.
"Okay, father. Don't look so serious, smile. I'm not a gift from you for topping up your phone bill. Be happy. At least I raised the Hammer of Thunder, right? "Thor smiled, revealing his eight teeth.
Odin looked at Thor with a constipated expression. "What topping up your phone bill? What kind of nonsense are you talking about? "
Thor said without any self-awareness, "Some slang from Earth. I learned it from the Internet. I quite like the Internet on Earth, and those variety shows and reality shows. Seriously, you should see your father. "
"I have a job on Earth, and I've saved some money. I think I can buy a TV for you and mother. If I buy it in installments, I can buy a sixty-five … um, seventy-inch LCD TV. This kind of TV can be placed in your and mother's bedroom. After a day of government work, you can lie on the bed and eat the fruits from the Immortal Palace. Watching all kinds of variety shows is the greatest enjoyment. "
Thor said these words with a serious expression. Luo Ji had completely given up on treatment and was twitching on the ground. Because she had been holding back her laughter for too long, her abdominal muscles had begun to cramp. She needed to lie flat to recover.
Hearing Thor's words, Odin's mouth opened wide enough to fit a goose egg. Oh my god! What's going on? What's wrong with my son?
And that wasn't the end. Thor's eyes were sharp as he saw the quaint box held by a guard not far away. He quickly ran to the box and took it from the guard's hands.
After he carried it over, he immediately opened it. Inside was a simple but somewhat mysterious crown, as well as a beautiful golden-red cloak.
Thor took out the crown. "Is this a gift for me? Father! "
Odin didn't notice that Thor had opened the treasure chest containing the Asgardian crown and cloak. It seemed that Thor wanted to put them on himself.
Odin quickly walked in front of Thor and grabbed the other side of the crown. "This is not for you! Let go! "It was supposed to be for Thor. He had even prepared the coronation ceremony. But in the current situation, how could Odin crown Thor?
Thor grabbed the other side of the crown tightly. "Then it's for Loki? Look, let me give it to him. I'll help him put it on. "
"I have my own plans. Let go, Thor!" Odin pulled the crown towards him.
"Don't be too stubborn, father. Since you've already taken it out, why not use it? "Thor also pulled towards him.
The veins on Odin's forehead were about to burst. "It's none of your business!"
Thor even used his divine power. "Don't be so stingy, father. Since it's not a gift, there's no need to be so polite. "
And so, the first and second strongest of Asgard began a tug-of-war. The Asgardians below the grandstand were a little dumbfounded. All the soldiers were also dumbfounded. Wait, today was supposed to be a triumphant ceremony. Now you're on the stage!
Anyway, no matter what the audience thought, Odin on the stage was about to go crazy because of Thor.
"Let go!" Odin growled in a low voice.
"Are you really going to let go?" Thor was a little hesitant.
"Of course!" Odin was resolute. So Thor suddenly let go, and Odin, who was still exerting his strength, took a few steps back and almost fell. And when he lost his balance, he raised his hands, and the crown, which had been passed down from generation to generation in Asgard for tens of thousands of years, flew out of Odin's hands.
It flew far, far, far away. Asgard had a final protection mechanism, and that was the endless abyss outside the entire continent of Asgard. It surrounded Asgard like a moat, and only the Bifröst could connect the inside and outside. And now the crown of Asgard had fallen into the endless abyss on both sides of the Bifröst. It was probably impossible to pick it up, and no one knew which dimension this crown, which symbolized the honor of Asgard, would fall into.
Odin's eyes flashed with anger as he looked at Thor. Thor spread his hands innocently and said, "You just told me to let go, father."
Odin finally gritted his teeth and said, "Guards! Look after this guy for me! When I come back, I'll settle the score with him! "Saying this, Odin had already lost his mind because of his anger.
What Earth? What Ancient One? They were all thrown aside by him. Now he just wanted to find the place that caused his son to become like this, and then destroy it!
The people of Asgard at the scene were all dumbfounded. What was going on today? There was a huge noise at the scene.
And Luo Ji, who couldn't help laughing since Thor came back, finally managed to recover. Thor pulled up Luo Ji, who had just fallen to the ground. He patted the dust off her shoulder.
Then, he put an arm around her shoulder, and the two siblings stood together intimately. Thor looked at Luo Ji and whispered in a voice that only the two of them could hear, "Luo Ji. You should be happy now, right? "
Luo Ji's eyes suddenly widened, and then she looked at Thor in disbelief. Thor said seriously with his chubby face, "Look, I'm your brother!"
… …
The noise outside also affected Frigg, who was in the palace. Originally, Phantom Queen was the one receiving Li Jie. Speaking of which, this was a very, very good treatment.
The Queen of Asgard came out to receive Li Jie politely, which was a treatment that only powerful people from other dimensions could receive. And the reason why Frigg welcomed Li Jie was very simple. He taught Thor the virtue of humility. This was something that Thor could never learn before.
For Odin and Frigga, this was like recreating a new Thor. Frigga was willing to treat Li Jie courteously. She had even discussed with Odin that they might go to Odin's treasure vault to choose some treasures as a reward for this Earthling. At the very least, a quasi-divine artifact was guaranteed.
But the noise outside made Frigg frown. "What's going on outside?"
Frigg had prepared tea for Li Jie. She asked Li Jie to sit on the side and the Valkyrie to stand on the side. But Li Jie couldn't sit still (the Valkyrie was also uncomfortable standing).
Hearing the noise outside, Li Jie quickly whispered, "Maybe something unexpected happened, like Thor." He wanted to give Frigg a heads-up. Generally, women were more soft-hearted. Maybe Frigg would stop Odin later, seeing that he had modified Thor.
Frigg frowned. "What's wrong with Thor?"
Li Jie gestured with his left hand and right hand. "You know, there are all kinds of accidents in the universe. For example, this and that. "
Frigg frowned. "Be more specific. For example, what?"
The Valkyrie stood next to Li Jie. She looked like she was about to cry. She felt that she was the most wronged. Would Odin send her to the gallows later?
Li Jie carefully took a sip of tea. "For example, Thor is a little fatter."
Frigg said carelessly, "It doesn't matter if the Valkyrie is a little fat. Thor is a Valkyrie, not a dancing god."
"Actually, maybe, maybe, maybe, Thor is fatter than you think." Li Jie gestured with his hand.
Frigg looked at Li Jie, puzzled. "Be more specific."
"Do you know about wildebeests and hippopotamuses?" Li Jie carefully made an example.
Frigg nodded. "Of course I do. They're just two kinds of creatures."
Li Jie took a deep breath. "Let me put it this way. Thor used to be a wildebeest. Now, Thor is a hippopotamus. Do you understand the difference? "(Please Baidu for pictures of wildebeest).
Frigg was stunned. Then, with a soft crack, the teacup in her hand was crushed.
Li Jie immediately stood up from his seat and stood side by side with the Valkyrie. Humans had to be timid when they needed to be. Not only were there heroes who died standing, there were also some fools.
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