When Li Jie arrived, he had informed Earth that he might have to go away for a few days. At first, he thought that Odin's anger would be terrifying and that he might have to hide in Kamateki.
But now, Odin's anger had been suppressed by Frigg. Although, due to various reasons, Odin's original plan of Thor inheriting the throne was aborted, but Frigg was still able to control Odin's anger. Odin was very, very unhappy about this. It had completely messed up his plans.
The next day, Odin locked himself in his bedroom to sulk. The victory ceremony that had been interrupted the day before continued the next day. But Odin didn't host it and gave the authority to Luo Ji.
Luo Ji handled it well. She let the people of Asgard enjoy the victory banquet. There was music, wine, and delicious barbecue. The majestic male gods danced aggressive war dances to the music and cheered for their victory.
Thor hadn't participated in such a celebration in a long time. He really, really wanted to participate. He used to be an expert in war dances. Every time the victory ceremony was held, he would lead the dance. But just as he wanted to go out, he was stopped by Luo Ji.
"You're not allowed to go anywhere." Luo Ji blocked Thor's path.
"This is a celebration. It's a victory. It's a festival for all Asgardians. As the eldest prince of Asgard, I have the right to celebrate with the people. "Thor grabbed Li Jie with one hand. He had originally wanted to bring this Earthling to experience it.
Luo Ji pointed at Li Jie and said, "He can go, but you can't."
Thor was angry. "Why?! Am I still your brother? Am I still the prince of Asgard?! "
Luo Ji said slowly, "It's Odin's will. If you have the ability, make him change his words. "
Thor was terrified. "That, actually, it's not good to trouble father for such a small matter. So, my dear sister, can you tell me why father doesn't allow me to go out? "
"It's very simple. What you did yesterday completely disgraced Father. Do you know how angry Odin was? I really find it strange that he didn't use the power of lightning to shock you today. Odin didn't want to see something that looked like a rolling thunder beast (a kind of pet from the Immortal Palace. It was round and very cute, and many goddesses kept it) shaking its big belly on the stage. Odin said that when he saw this kind of belly dance, he felt dizzy. "Luo Ji repeated Odin's words.
Therefore, it was very clear that Thor was not allowed to leave the palace. However, Li Jie could still go out. To be honest, he wanted to go out and experience the scenery of Asgard. Then look at the way the world celebrates.
Li Jie tidied up his clothes, which had been crumpled by Thor, and was about to step out of the palace. He waved his hand at Luo Ji and said, "Do you mind showing me around Asgard? Since Thor doesn't have time. "
Luo Ji nodded. "Of course, we can go to the Harvest Celebration Bar for a drink."
Just as Li Jie was about to follow Luo Ji out, a large hand grabbed his collar. Thor said, "Jason, as my good friend, I think I need you to accompany me through this lonely period of confinement."
Thor had recovered his divine power. Even without using the power of lightning, he could easily lift a hundred-ton object with just the strength of his muscles. (Note: Luo Ji was a mage and could lift fifty tons without spells.) His large hand was extremely powerful. In terms of physical strength, Li Jie couldn't beat him.
Therefore, without using the power of the purple lightning or the Ten Abstinences, Li Jie wouldn't be able to break free from Thor with just Li Jie. After all, combat power and physical strength weren't equal.
Therefore, Thor grabbed Li Jie by the collar, then put Li Jie on his shoulder and rushed to his palace.
Along the way, he could still hear Li Jie shouting, "Let go of me, you salted fish! Let go of me, you Alaska! I want to go out and watch songs and dances, drink, and see beautiful girls! If you're lonely, go find Christine … "
Li Jie's voice gradually faded until Luo Ji couldn't hear it anymore. Luo Ji shrunk her neck, a strange expression on her face. "What the hell is Thor doing?"
… …
In Thor's independent Thor palace, Thor threw Li Jie on the carpet and said, "Enough! You can't call me salted fish or Alaska every day! That's damaging to my dignity, Thor's! "
Li Jie, "Huh?" He asked with a face full of doubt. "After yesterday, do you still have your dignity?"
Thor opened his mouth. XXXX! I can't even refute. Thor felt a little helpless.
Li Jie simply sat cross-legged on the soft carpet and said, "Tell me, what was wrong with you just now? When I left, I saw Luo Ji looking at me strangely. "
Thor curled his lips. "Did you forget what I said yesterday? Gods can live for five thousand years, while humans can only live for a hundred. "
Li Jie shrugged. "So?"
Thor growled in a low voice, "So stay away from my sister! Otherwise, I'll break your legs. "
Ah! Li Jie suddenly understood. In the end, it was still a senior sister-con at work. It seemed like Thor had misunderstood something, but Li Jie was too lazy to explain.
Intentionally or unintentionally, Li Jie just said, "So what about Christine? She can't live for five thousand years. "
Thor was speechless for a moment. In the end, he could only say rudely, "It's none of your business! I'll think of a way. Although it's hard to find, I can always find some Eternal Spring and Eternal Water. "
However, Li Jie could hear the annoyance in Thor's tone. Li Jie shook his head. Forget it, he would leave this kind of thing to Thor to worry about.
In the original story, Odin's opposition to Thor falling in love with an Earth woman wasn't without reason. Apart from other things, just the difference in lifespan was a gap that was difficult to cross.
And now, Odin still didn't know that his son fell in love with an Earth woman and his daughter fell in love with an Earth man (fake). If he knew, the victory ceremony would probably become Odin's funeral ceremony. As for how Odin died? Naturally, it was because of anger.
Li Jie took out a PS4 and a portable screen the same size as the PS4 from his belt space. He snapped his fingers at Thor. "Give me some power!"
Thor carefully controlled a stable thunderball. "You brought this to Asgard?"
After connecting all the wires and sockets, Li Jie plugged the wire into the thunderball and turned it on. "I thought I was going to Kamateki to lie low. I had to find some entertainment when I was bored."
Li Jie handed a PS4 controller to Thor. "Are you coming to Street Fighter 5?"
Thor smiled. "I played this on Earth. I'm a master."
Li Jie laughed. "Hehe."
An hour later …
Thor's eyes were red, his hands were trembling, and his facial muscles were constantly twisting as if he was undergoing some kind of torture. "KO" was heard on the screen.
Perfect。”
Thor had lost fifty times in a row. This time, he didn't even have a chance to scratch Li Jie's HP. This was simply humiliating!
Li Jie yawned in boredom. "Weak. Lan is ten times stronger than you. You still have the nerve to call yourself a master. "
Thor was about to explode in anger. He stood up and even wanted to summon the Thunder Hammer. He wanted to smash the PS4 first and then smash Li Jie.
But just as he was about to attack, Luo Ji came in with a message. "Thor, Odin wants to see you!"
Thor glared at Li Jie angrily. "Wait for me to come back. We'll have a showdown!"
Li Jie watched as Thor left and waved at Luo Ji, who was still standing by the door. "Want to play games?"
Luo Ji's mouth curved into a smile.
Ten minutes later …
Li Jie's back was drenched in sweat and his hands were trembling. Ten times in a row, ten times in a row. They were all perfect KOs! This didn't make sense.
Luo Ji yawned in boredom. "What's that saying again? Oh, right, it's so weak. "
The most important thing when playing games was not to break down. Not to break down. I'm not angry, I'm not angry. Li Jie comforted himself. After a while, he calmed down.
Li Jie looked at Luo Ji sitting beside him. There were no outsiders nearby and he suddenly had a bold idea.
He needed to clarify some things with Luo Ji. Now wasn't the time to play games. They needed to talk business (It really wasn't because he couldn't beat Luo Ji).
Li Jie said, "Can we add some small conditions to our agreement?"
Luo Ji looked at Li Jie and asked, "What are you talking about?"
Li Jie thought for a moment and said, "Some small things. Due to some accident, I told a small lie to Tony Stark. I just want you to help me. It's a harmless lie. It's just a suitable explanation for some things."
Luo Ji won ten times in a row against Li Jie, and they were all KOPerfect, so she was in a good mood. She didn't think too much because she was the God of Lies.
Luo Ji said indifferently, "Sure, you made the right choice to ask the God of Lies to help you complete your lie. Tell me, what little lie? "Luo Ji smiled.
Li Jie was overjoyed. "Then it's a deal. You can't go back on your word!"
Luo Ji smiled. "The God of Lies won't go back on his word."
Li Jie continued to be overjoyed. "It's just a small matter. I just used a small lie to explain the origin of some things. Only a small part of it involves you. "
Luo Ji pursed her lips. "Continue. What part?"
"I just said that the second princess of Asgard fell in love with me, that's all … Wait, why did you crush my PS4 controller? Why did you cut off my PS4! Wait, what are you holding in your hand? Is it the legendary Sword of Truth? Hey! Wait, you said you would help me. The God of Lies can't return to lies! "
Luo Ji raised the Sword of Truth expressionlessly. "When I want to kill someone, it has nothing to do with lies."
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