A certain ignorant streamer.
"I see that a lot of people are playing 'Digging Ground for Advancement'. I want to play it too. I wonder if it's fun."
"It looks quite retarded."
"Could this person be a cripple? He doesn't have legs. "
"Oh my god, is this how it's played?"
"I'm going to climb up this tree, right? I feel like I can't get up, so I thought about it. I should bounce myself up. "
“f**k！ no！ Is there something wrong with this game? "
"Why can't I even get over this tree?"
"Now I can understand those streamers who are forced to go crazy."
"What kind of move is this? Counter Storm?"
"This game is really full of metaphysics, alright? There's no technique to speak of, and it completely ignores the laws of physics! "
"Who can help me press down on Newton's coffin?"
“oh？ nice！ I'm coming over to this tree! "
"Eh? Why are you all saying 'Welcome home'? Why is this the starting point and ending point of the game? What's the meaning of this? "
…
A certain streamer who passes the blame.
"Go! Go! "
"Sigh, my mouse is not good. There's something wrong with the mouse's sensitivity!"
"Wait a minute, wait a minute! Go! Go! Go! xn”
Although he kept shouting, the bald muscleman continued to walk on the spot.
"Ah!!!"
"Almost, almost. Don't be anxious. I'm a little hot from all the shouting and my hand is cramping. This mouse is not good."
"Alright, I'll pass this round in one go."
"Look at you, a cripple. Are you trying to mess with me? You want to play the game of being physically disabled but mentally strong with me? If not for my mouse being bad, I would have smacked you! "
"Go! Go! Go! xn”
"Alright, one, two, three, go!"
"Sigh! Don't drop!! Don't drop!! Fuck!!! "
(Wordless silence.)
"The mouse pad is a little narrow. Wait a minute, I'll move the keyboard away and move the mouse over here."
"Don't worry, I'll be able to prove myself if I move."
"Go! Let's go! Let's go! xn”
The bullet screen was going crazy with laughter.
"Hahaha, the host is playing a voice-controlled game. Even if you shout, you won't be able to get up, okay?"
"That's how Weapon Master's Counter Storm was trained."
"DPS depends on roars?"
"Another crazy one, hahahahaha!"
…
A certain streamer who advanced step by step.
"Alright, we've come to this crucial point. Based on our many years of experience in single-player games, what's the best way to win this game? That's right, it's the S/L method! "
"You must bear in mind that you can't pass the standalone game without using the S/L method."
"That's right. I'm going to use the S/L method. Alas, don't say that I'm a coward. This is the wisdom of the game, alright? Sigh, only a boorish man swings his hammer upwards. Do I look like a boorish man? Not at all. "
"Alas, I'm a wise streamer. Let's save the file first."
"Wait a moment, let me find the save button."
"Don't worry, wait a moment."
"Hmm? Where's the save button? "
"How do we save the game?"
"What about the save button? Does anyone know? "
"Automatic save button?"
"Can't save?"
"Can't save?!!!"
…
A certain commanding streamer.
"Cripple, trust me. I'll count to three and we'll jump together. Then you grab the bucket above. Don't worry, don't worry, wait for me."
"Grab it. Let's not jump too high. Trust me, give me your hand."
"Get ready. Three, two, one, jump!"
"Eh? What the f * ck, are you … "
"Sorry, sorry, I thought you fell. I shouldn't have scolded you. Sorry, let's continue."
"Slowly, slowly, don't step on that bottle, be careful! Don't slip! "
"Ok, ok, stand firm first. I'm ok, stand firm first. Stand firm!! "
"Stand firm, I'll let go."
"Don't worry, listen to me. We'll go up first. Yes, yes, hold it. Ah, you're so obedient. The one below is a bit difficult, listen to me, hold it first … "
The chat was already filled with complaints.
"Hahahaha, why are you still talking to him? As expected of a commander, you can even command a character?"
"You speak as if he'll listen to you. 23333."
"Another crazy one, carry him away."
"I feel like there aren't enough beds in the mental hospital, what should I do!"
…
There was also a certain contemplative streamer.
"What's life for?"
"Why am I here?"
"Why am I playing this game?"
"What am I thinking?"
"My life, where did my three hours go?"
"Do you guys think there's some sort of philosophy behind this game?"
"Dear viewers, I suddenly have a strong urge to contemplate life. I'm going offline!"
…
It didn't take long before the number of downloads and comments for Digging Up on the Thunderbolt Gaming Platform skyrocketed.
As for the game's rating, it was basically a C, with all of them being one-star and five-star. However, the puzzling thing was that the five-star rating was obviously more than the one-star rating, pulling the game's average rating down to one point.
The one star rating didn't need to be mentioned, as it was mostly from angry players, but the five star rating was quite interesting to read.
"This is another one of Chen Mo's good works, a work of sincerity. The game supports motion and voice control, with a realistic style and complex controls. Recommended by dozens of streamers, it's not to be missed!"
"This game is super fun, super simple, I'm so happy playing it! It's super easy to clear, and you'll arrive at a very special place after clearing the stage. Hurry, hurry, hurry! "
"This game isn't suitable for utilitarian players. Many people play games to clear the stage, and have lost a lot of philosophical thinking. Perhaps this game can bring back the joy of playing games, or even the ultimate meaning of life."
"This game is perfect for players who want to jump on walls. The fluidity and thrill of jumping is amazing!"
"It's very interesting, constantly returning to the starting point due to small mistakes, reminding people not to forget their original intentions. It contains the profound philosophy of movement and stillness."
"This game has no pay-to-win content, easy to learn. Open mode, no loading required to switch between scenes. Low computer requirements, easy to play on a laptop. The story is moving and full of positivity. It's definitely going to win best of the year. What are you guys waiting for? Go download it and try it out. "
"It's so fun, I've changed three sets of mouse and keyboard. That's it, I'm going to light some incense for them. Today is the seventh day of their death."
There were also many players who left comments on Chen Mo's Weibo, questioning why he made such a ridiculous game to take revenge on society.
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