Chen Mo and Zhang Yang continued to chat awkwardly as the machine was being adjusted.
Zhang Yang said, "To be honest, this is the first time I've met Professor Chen Mo. I've heard a lot about you."
Chen Mo replied, "Geez, you flatter me. I've heard a lot about Professor Zhang Yang, especially in the Chinese commentator community. If Professor Zhang Yang says he's number one, no one would dare to say they're number two! "
Zhang Yang was shocked, "Huh?"
The viewers were amused. That's not right! He's definitely doing it on purpose!
Chen Mo continued, "I personally respect Professor Zhang Yang's commentating. If I were to give you a score, I'd give you ten points!"
Zhang Yang quickly waved his hands, "Geez, you're too kind, I don't deserve it."
Chen Mo continued, "As for the remaining nine hundred and ninety-nine points, I …"
Zhang Yang was shocked, "Huh? That's a thousand points out of ten! "
The viewers burst into laughter. This Chen Mo sure knows how to do things. How did he end up doing crosstalk?
Chen Mo turned his head to look at Zhang Yang, "See, I can tell that your math was taught by a PE teacher."
Zhang Yang was shocked, "What?"
Chen Mo said, "Ten points plus nine hundred and ninety-nine points. Is that a thousand points? That's one thousand and nine hundred and ninety-nine points! "
Zhang Yang was speechless, "Geez, you've set a trap for me!"
The chat exploded. The viewers in front of their screens couldn't stop laughing. This Chen Mo, how can he be so evil!
Zhang Yang was also shocked. Not bad, Chen Mo turned into a joker and he turned into a supporting character! He didn't look like a newbie who'd never commentated before. It would be a waste of his talent to be a crosstalk actor!
Chen Mo continued, "To be honest, I was planning on participating as a contestant."
Zhang Yang asked curiously, "Really? Then why aren't you a contestant, but a commentator? "
Chen Mo explained, "Well, when I brought it up with the organizers, they said that you could challenge the ladder and we'd like to see how good you are."
Zhang Yang said, "Then I'll show them."
Chen Mo said, "After the challenge, the organizers were very excited. They told me that you're too good, you're much better than Goph! Even that S-god from before was no match for you. You're at least 19 million times stronger than him! "
Zhang Yang said, "Wow, I wonder how they came up with this number. There are even zeros and whole numbers."
"But the organizers also said that there are two things that are hindering my development."
Zhang Yang: "Which two points?"
"My left and right hand."
Zhang Yang coughed up blood. "That means you're a cripple and not made to play this game! This game has a high requirement for speed! "
The audience couldn't stop laughing. It had only been ten minutes, and Chen Mo had already revealed four or five traps. He hadn't stopped at all. How did he come up with all of them?
"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. So Chen Mo is a comedian!"
"I've never seen a video game designer like him. He's so eloquent!"
"Wow, how did this idiot design a game like Warcraft!"
"Since Chen Mo was joking today, I won't be sending him razor blades."
"He's really a crosstalk actor who's been held back by his video game design career!"
As they chatted, the equipment was finally ready.
Zhang Yang said, "Alright, our players' equipment is ready. Please wait for a moment, the match will begin soon."
But the chat didn't let it go.
"Don't start the match, I want to see Chen Mo's crosstalk!"
"Five more minutes of crosstalk please!"
"Damn, this is the first time I've been looking forward to testing the equipment!"
Soon, the match began.
Undead vs Orc, both sides had high scores. This was an invitational tournament after all, and the organizers had invited players with high scores.
Zhang Yang introduced the players, their positions, and the opening of the match.
Zhang Yang played Warcraft himself, so he knew the basic settings very well, or else he wouldn't be able to commentate. His main job was to control the crowd, which meant to guide the conversation and explain what was going on. The professional analysis was left to Chen Mo.
After introducing the opening, Zhang Yang asked, "Professor Chen Mo, what do you think of the opening?"
Chen Mo said, "Both sides are playing fairly normally in the beginning. The Death Knight will disrupt Blademaster's leveling, slowing him down to level two. But Blademaster can go to level 331 now, giving him enough experience to level up. "
As soon as Chen Mo finished speaking, Blademaster ran towards the group of 331 mobs.
"The Death Knight took the group of 533. Now that it's a high level game, the early game is still focused on getting points. It doesn't matter if this treasure is good or not, I'll sell it if it's not good, but I can't give it to you. "
"Blademaster has two headbands now, so it's not that good. It'd be perfect if he had a pair of gloves or claws. Ten minutes of equipment is already pretty good. Of course, we can't ask Blademaster to have six Agility every time, or else it'd be hard to play. It'd become a battle between Orcs. "
"Both sides are fighting fiercely now, we can pull this spider with ice armor away. Yes, pull it away now, go around the forest and use Death Coil to heal it. Yes, the Undead should be the ones to win this time. "
Chen Mo was commentating as the match went on. Zhang Yang was surprised to find that he couldn't get a word in.
Chen Mo spoke at a moderate pace, with a perfect rhythm. His analysis of the situation was clear, especially his grasp of the tactics of both sides. Whatever Chen Mo said, the two players would do exactly what he said!
From time to time, he would even shake his burden and make a little humor.
The comments were also shocked. Chen Mo's commentating was completely out of their expectations.
"F * ck, spoiler commentating? This commentator is always two minutes ahead of what's actually happening? "
"Why do I feel like these two players are listening to Chen Mo's instructions? They're doing whatever Chen Mo says? "
"Their thinking is very clear, and their commentating is very organized. They can even see the intentions of the professional players!"
"That's amazing, so there's so much psychological warfare behind such a simple choice!"
For the first time, the audience realized that the commentating was better than the match!
Both sides fought fiercely. In the end, the Orc's Blademaster was killed, and the Undead won.
Chen Mo concluded, "This match was actually a tie in the early and middle stages, mainly because the Orcs didn't manage to whittle down the Undead's forces. They wanted to use the cement towers to mine in the middle stages, but they didn't succeed. Both towers were destroyed, which was a crucial turning point. Of course, the Orc player made some mistakes … "
"Also, I think the Orc player was a little afraid to fight, because the Blademaster is the strongest hero in the early stages, but he didn't kill too many Undead units in the early stages …"
As Chen Mo summarized the match, there were some discordant comments in the comments.
"The first part was fine, but what's the latter part? The Orcs made mistakes? This is an RTS game, and they're all top ten players. It's fine if they made mistakes in tactics, but who gave you the courage to say that they didn't play well? "
"Yeah, I'd like to ask Chen Mo how many points he has, and he still has the cheek to say that others played poorly?"
"I don't think it's appropriate either. It's impossible to play an RTS game to the limit. How can he take care of all the units? I don't think it's a mistake. "
"Chen Mo has the omniscient view, so of course he can see it clearly. I want to know how he'll do in the next match. You're just talking! "
"And you're calling the Orcs cowards? They're all top players, do you think it's a game of trash? "
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