Li Xueying looked up at the squirrel wiggling its fat ass as it struggled to crawl into the flower pot. She immediately beamed. She felt that everything in the monastery seemed to be filled with spirituality. Furthermore, everything seemed to be so easy. It was quiet and peaceful. She felt as though she did not have any burdens. She felt relaxed as though she could fly. This feeling could not be any better!
However, Li Xueying's smile froze the next moment.
She saw a white lace strap slide out from the flower pot's edge. There were a few English letters on it. They were gilded and appeared very obvious under the sunlight. She could clearly see that they were the letters LXY!
Li Xueying's face immediately turned ashen. The strap and the letters were clearly a bra that she had hired an international lingerie master to tailor-make for her! Although the world was huge, there was only one of this kind!
But why was the bra in the squirrel's nest?
Just as she was feeling puzzled, a chubby little paw reached out and took the bag back. Then, a sneaky fat head popped out from the flower pot. Then, it looked around with a little panic, and its sneaky little eyes even glanced at Li Xueying.
When it realized that Li Xueying's expression was a little odd, it rolled its eyes and pretended not to see anything. It climbed down the tree trunk and took out three pine nuts to place in front of Li Xueying.
Li Xueying put away the pine nuts and stared at the squirrel. She took a deep breath and forced a smile, "Little guy, is there something of mine in your nest?"
The squirrel obviously did not understand what Li Xueying was saying. Seeing Li Xueying smile, he felt that everything was fine. He sat on Li Xueying's shoulder and ate the seaweed in a delightful manner.
Li Xueying knew that she was overthinking things when she saw how uncooperative the squirrel was. The squirrel was ultimately not human and could not understand human speech. However, Li Xueying was indignant. She placed the squirrel down and swung her arms, cracked her wrists, and began climbing the tree! She wanted to see if the bra in the squirrel's nest was hers!
Seeing that the situation was bad, the squirrel ran off in search of Fangzheng.
And at that moment, Fangzheng was vexed over how to resolve the problem of the underwear! Throw it away? There were people outside. It would not be easy to dispose of the stolen goods! Keep it for himself? He would probably be struck to death by lightning … Dig a hole and bury it? That was a good idea, but it had to be done at night. Most importantly, Fangzheng felt uncomfortable. It wasn't like he had stolen it, so what was he afraid of? After thinking about it, he realized that he was not afraid, but too embarrassed to face it!
"Sigh, I'm not a veteran after all. I'm too thin-skinned," said Fangzheng with a bitter smile.
At that moment, Fangzheng felt a gust of wind behind him. Following that, his trousers tightened as Squirrel's plump body landed on Fangzheng's shoulder. Then, he began gesturing with his tiny claws as he squeaked incessantly.
"Look at you. You're so happy to eat delicious food … What? She's climbing a tree. To your nest? "Fangzheng immediately turned anxious as he ran out. Fangzheng was dumbfounded!
Li Xueying somehow managed to climb up the tree, sit on the branch, and take out a white bra from the squirrel's nest!
Fangzheng facepalmed. He was doomed. He had embarrassed himself into outer space. He raised his leg in preparation to leave. He decided to pretend he had not seen anything!
However …
"Venerable Fangzheng …" Li Xueying dragged out her voice.
Fangzheng smiled bitterly in his heart. "If it's a blessing, it's not a curse. If it's a curse, I can't avoid it. Indeed, I can't avoid it. If I can't leave, I'll have to bite the bullet … "
Fangzheng was already prepared to drown in the spittle. He took a deep breath and turned his head.
He saw Li Xueying look at him with a bitter expression. "Venerable Fangzheng, I can't go down … Do you have a ladder?"
Fangzheng was immediately delighted when he heard that! It seemed like she was not here to denounce him!
However, Fangzheng was dumbfounded when he heard Li Xueying's question. A ladder? How could he have a ladder? The monastery was not rich enough to have siege weapons. Therefore, Fangzheng pressed his palms together. "Amitabha. This Penniless Monk does not have a ladder. Female Patron, you went up rather quickly. It shouldn't be difficult for you to come down, right? "
"Uh … Venerable One, you saw me?" Li Xueying blushed. She too came from a village. When she was young, she had been naughty and climbed trees to steal bird nests. However, after she became famous, these indecent acts were restricted. Today, there was a reason. In addition, she wanted to satisfy her cravings and hide in the monastery where no one could see her, so she climbed up. However, she sadly realized that she had not climbed for a long time. She could not get down the tree …
Fangzheng thought to himself, "I can't see, but how much effort can I put in if Squirrel runs over and I run out?" However, he said, "Female Patron, why don't you wait a moment. This Penniless Monk will call for help."
"Don't! I can't afford to embarrass myself like that, "Li Xueying hurriedly shouted.
Fangzheng felt helpless. "Then what about you? Are you going to stay on the tree and not come down? "
"I'm not a monkey … Why would I stay on the tree …" Li Xueying said with a bitter smile. Following that, her eyes lit up as she said with a blush, "Venerable Fangzheng, can you stand down there? I'll step on you and come down?"
Fangzheng was rendered speechless when he heard that. He was the abbot of a monastery after all. He was a master revered by many people. He was also a holy monk who crossed the river on a reed and had a Lotus Flower Conveyance! Now, someone was using him as a stepping stone? This …
"Amitabha. Alright then …" Fangzheng was out of ideas. The monastery had tables but they were not high enough. More importantly, he had a guilty conscience. He wanted to do something to make up for it. Although the undergarments were not stolen by him, the fact that Squirrel, Wolf, and Monkey had stolen them was almost equivalent to him stealing them. Who would blame the three little guys? He was most likely the one to blame.
Fangzheng came under the tree and stood properly. "Patron, come down."
Li Xueying nodded and turned her body sideways. She grabbed the tree branch with both hands and extended one foot downwards. Bit by bit, she tried to step on it but failed to step on anything. She asked, "Venerable One, how far away are we?"
Fangzheng subconsciously looked up and saw a long leg fall down. As he traced the leg up, he saw the long, straight thigh and round buttocks. He had never seen such a beautiful scene his entire life. All Fangzheng could think of was, "Amitabha … I've sinned."
Thankfully, Fangzheng was resolute. He immediately shifted his gaze and looked at Li Xueying's foot. His vision darkened as a high heel stepped on his face!
"Venerable Fangzheng, I stepped on something." As Li Xueying spoke, she tried her best to look down. What she saw left her dumbfounded! The front of the high heel had stepped on Fangzheng's face. Thankfully, the tip of her foot had landed. If the sole of her foot had landed, Fangzheng would have taken a bite out of the high heel.
"Venerable One, that …" Li Xueying hurriedly retracted her foot. She wanted to say something out of guilt.
Fangzheng sighed and extended his hand to support Li Xueying's foot. "Patron, it's best you step on This Penniless Monk's hand."
"Ah? I'm very heavy … "Li Xueying did not believe that Fangzheng could use his hands to support her. After all, he was too thin.
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