"Xiaoliu, aren't there people standing guard outside? What … What's going on?" Li Xueying nearly blew her top. After so many years of filming, she had traveled extensively. What kind of hooligan had she not seen? But this was the first time she had been robbed in such a terrible manner.
Xiaoliu said, "You know that everyone slacks off sometimes."
Li Xueying rolled her eyes. "Of all times to slack off, you have to do it now. Heavens … Xiaoliu, immediately go down the mountain and buy me underwear. I'm not going out without it. "
"Sis Xueying, this mountain is only that big. The culprit must be someone from nearby. Director Yu is already furious. He is searching everywhere with his men. He will also search the village. If he can't find it, he will call the police. Don't worry. We will definitely find it, "said Xiaoliu.
Li Xueying was at a loss whether to laugh or cry. "Even if you find it, will you wear it? Who knew what kind of dirty things those stinky perverts would do with those things. Anyway, I don't care. I won't wear it even if they find it! Also, tell others that I didn't lose it. Do you understand? "
Xiaoliu said with a silly smile, "Don't worry, Sis Xueying. I know what to say."
"That's good. Quickly buy it. Do it secretly. If others ask what you are doing, tell them you are buying delicious food for me. Got it? "said Li Xueying.
"Got it. I'll go now." Xiaoliu quickly walked out after saying that. The moment she walked out, she saw a large group of men squatting outside. All of their eyes were glowing.
"What are you looking at? There's no chance for you to see the scenery. Sis Xueying's isn't lost! "Xiaoliu lifted her head and walked away after saying that.
Luo Li scratched his head. "Lin Dongshi, your information isn't reliable. We came here early in the morning before daybreak. We were hiding from people and what were we doing. But we ended up waiting for nothing. "
"You fool. Do you believe whatever Xiaoliu says? All of them are lost except Li Xueying's? Do you believe it? Leave if you want. I'll stay here a little longer, "said Lin Dongshi.
When Old Tao heard that, he looked at Lin Dongshi contemptuously. "What are you squatting for? She's wearing such thick clothes. How can you tell if she's not wearing a bra? If you make him unhappy, be careful of being kicked back to your vegetable farm. I can't wait anymore. I've been unlucky lately, peeping … "
"Steal what? Old Tao, did you do it? "At that moment, a voice came from behind him.
Old Tao was on the verge of tears when he heard that. What had he done? He didn't do anything! Looking back, he saw that Guang Ze had arrived and was staring at him angrily! Obviously, Yu Guanze had just arrived as well. He didn't hear the front part of the conversation, but he heard the part about stealing.
When Lin Dongshi and Luo Li saw this, they hurriedly got up, bade farewell, and left.
Old Tao said with a sobbing tone, "Director, this has nothing to do with me. I didn't do anything. "
"Look at your guts, it doesn't seem like you're capable of doing such a thing. Alright, the work over there is yours. "Yu Guanze pointed at a pile of items in the distance.
Old Tao was instantly dumbfounded and exclaimed, "Director, isn't that a woman's job?"
"The women have all gone down the mountain to buy underwear. If you don't do it, should I?" Yu Guanze glared at him and asked.
"Then why is it me? There are so many people, "Old Tao said aggrievedly as he looked at Lin Dongshi, Luo Li, and company who were chatting a distance away.
"They ran fast. Are you blaming me for running slow?" Yu Guanze said matter-of-factly.
Old Tao was so infuriated that he nearly vomited three liters of blood. He went back to work bitterly. He pondered for a moment. He really needed to go to the monastery to offer incense and pray. He had been down on his luck for the past two days. Even drinking cold water would get stuck in his teeth!
At that moment, Li Xueying came out. She was wearing a thin down jacket. Old Tao subconsciously took a glance and indeed, he couldn't see anything.
"What are you looking at?" Li Xueying blushed as she glared at him.
Old Tao was too deep for tears. He was truly unlucky no matter what he did! Time to work …
Li Xueying tightened her collar and walked around the film crew uncomfortably. She had a nagging feeling that everyone was looking at her oddly. She could not stay there any longer, so she turned her gaze to One Finger Monastery.
And at that moment, Fangzheng was looking at the spectacular scene in front of him with a dumbfounded look!
He was wearing women's undergarments! There were all sorts of bras hanging on the roof. They were of all colors. There were black, white, pink, some with steel rings, some cute ones, and some even sexy ones!
Fangzheng casually grabbed it and felt something silky in his hand. When he picked it up, he realized that it was a pair of pink lace panties that had been worn by someone else!
Fangzheng had never touched a woman's hand in all his life. He had never even thought about undergarments. His pure heart suffered such a visual impact as he blushed. His bald head was as red as a soy egg.
At that moment, there was the sound of footsteps. Lone Wolf came in with a bunch of bras hanging from his mouth. Monkey came in as well. He held two pairs of undergarments in his hands. One of them was even over his head, making him look like Underwear Superman!
Squirrel came in as well. He had a bra around his neck. It was meant to be used as a thermal pouch.
Fangzheng's eyes immediately turned red as he roared, "Who did this? Where did these things come from? "
Squirrel and Monkey subconsciously pointed in the direction of the film crew. Lone Wolf cleverly spat out all the goods in his mouth as though he knew nothing.
When Fangzheng saw this, his vision turned dark as he nearly fainted. Indeed, they had stolen from the film crew. These bastards were really … really … really trying to scam him to death!
Just as Fangzheng was about to reprimand them, he suddenly heard a knock on the door. Fangzheng's heart skipped a beat. Were the victims here?
Although Monkey, Lone Wolf, Squirrel, and company did not know the severity of the matter, stealing was ultimately not good. It was especially so for Monkey. Back in Baiyun Monastery, he had often had his shoes thrown at him by the monks. Therefore, he scratched his head and wanted to run.
Fangzheng grabbed his tail and pointed at the things on the ground. "Darn Monkey, are you still thinking of running? I'm telling you, if you don't settle these things for me, I'll be eating the back of your head tonight! And the two of you, don't think that this has nothing to do with you. Hide the things properly for This Penniless Monk. If not, hmph … I'll be stewing all of you in a pot tonight. "
Seeing Fangzheng grinding his teeth ferociously, the three clowns clearly knew the severity of the matter. They nodded desperately, indicating that they would complete the mission!
At that moment, Li Xueying's voice sounded from outside. "Venerable Fangzheng, are you there?"
Fangzheng sighed. He wanted to pretend that he wasn't there, but the problem was that Mt. One Finger was only that big. Where could he hide? Had he gone out to visit his family? Wouldn't that be a blatant lie?
Therefore, Fangzheng said loudly, "Patron, please wait a moment." Then he turned his head and glared at the three clowns. "Immediately tidy up! If I see one thing outside when I return, the three of you will be doomed. "
With that said, Fangzheng pushed open the door and went to the front yard to open it.
The three clowns exchanged looks before they quickly took action to get to work!
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