When it came to hiding things, the three animals were experts. The wolf dug a hole, the monkey climbed the roof, and the squirrel burrowed … Instantly, panties flew everywhere in the house as bras were hidden everywhere. As the meditation room was too small, the three animals completely opened up the backyard.
As for Fangzheng, he did not know that the backyard was about to explode. He opened the monastery's door with a smile and pressed his palms together. "Amitabha. Female Patron, is there something?"
"Can't I come if there's nothing?" Li Xueying gave him a look that said, "I'm here, what can you do about it?"
What else could Fangzheng say? He could even send someone flying with a slap? Therefore, he turned to the side and said, "Of course not. Patron, if you wish to offer incense and pray to Buddha, please come in. If there's nothing else, This Penniless Monk will be returning." Fangzheng was truly worried about his backyard. Although the three kids were clever, they were quite troublesome.
Li Xueying said with a wry smile, "Venerable Fangzheng, to be honest, I'm here to seek refuge."
"Refuge?" Fangzheng was stunned. Although he did not pay much attention to the outside world, he had investigated Li Xueying's status after joining the film crew. He knew how extraordinary Li Xueying's standing was. How could such a woman be in trouble?
"Yes. Sigh … For some reason, our film crew was robbed last night," said Li Xueying with a sigh.
Fangzheng's heart palpitated as he asked, "Patron, you were robbed?"
Li Xueying said with a wry smile, "Yes."
Fangzheng looked at the beautiful Li Xueying in front of him and thought of the panties on his bed. He was a hot-blooded youth after all. His head nearly turned into a soy egg as he recited the Buddhist scriptures to divert his thoughts. Only then did he calm down.
Li Xueying did not know that the person in front of her was the king of thieves. She said with a bitter sigh, "It's a mess outside. It's vexing. I came here to find some peace. Is that alright?"
Fangzheng wanted to say, "No, get out!"
However, if he said that, he would likely expose himself. All he could do was bite the bullet and say with a smile, "I see. Patron, feel free. This Penniless Monk shall take his leave."
"Alright, I'll stay here by myself. I won't disturb you." Li Xueying nodded.
Just as Fangzheng was about to leave, his pupils dilated. On the wall behind Li Xueying, there was a squirrel holding a white underwear. It whizzed past and circled around to enter the temple hall! Fangzheng's forehead broke out into a cold sweat. He was being played to death!
"Venerable Fangzheng, what's wrong?" asked Li Xueying out of curiosity.
Fangzheng tried his best to calm down. "It's fine. This Penniless Monk should clean the temple hall."
With that said, Fangzheng hurriedly walked into the temple hall. He saw Squirrel crawling up the beam and sticking his ass up to hide something.
Fangzheng's face immediately turned livid. What was this stupid squirrel's brain thinking to hide underwear in the temple hall? However, Li Xueying was behind him, so he couldn't reprimand him. He could only endure it. At the same time, he kept winking at the squirrel's fat butt. Unfortunately, the squirrel's butt didn't have eyes.
"Venerable Fangzheng, is this a bodhi tree?" Li Xueying looked at the emerald green tree in front of her. Her heart was filled with curiosity. The first time she saw it, she was filled with doubts. A bodhi tree in the south had actually come to life in the north. What was even stranger was that it could even sprout leaves in winter … This ability to resist the cold would put even the trees in the north to shame. In order to confirm that she was not mistaken, she specially checked the information before asking to prevent embarrassment.
Fangzheng turned his head and said, "It's a bodhi tree. It was sent here by a patron years ago. It was dead for many years but it suddenly came to life last year. It's quite a miracle. However, to sprout leaves in winter, it's a tree that's courting death. "
"Pfft!" Li Xueying was amused by Fangzheng's words. She said with a laugh, "If it's really a bodhi tree, it's truly a miracle. To sprout leaves on a tall mountain in winter in the north. Hehe … Venerable Fangzheng, why is there a flower pot up there?"
"That's a squirrel's nest." After Fangzheng said that, he suddenly realized something. Could the darn squirrel have stuffed something into its nest?
At the same time, the squirrel on the beam trembled. He turned his head abruptly and saw Fangzheng winking at him. He squeaked, "There's one in my nest."
Fangzheng immediately had the urge to vomit blood. He was being played to death!
At that moment, Li Xueying said, "Can I climb up and take a look? What an interesting nest. Does that squirrel of yours live in there? "
Fangzheng jumped in fright as he hurriedly came out. He pressed his palms together and said, "Amitabha. Patron, the bodhi tree is a divine Buddhist tree. It's not to be climbed."
When Li Xueying heard that, she stuck out her tongue and said with a smile, "Alright, I was just saying."
Fangzheng immediately heaved a sigh of relief. If she really climbed up, Fangzheng would really cry.
"Venerable Fangzheng, can I go to the backyard to take a look?" Li Xueying was truly curious about Fangzheng. Fangzheng's bearing was extraordinary and most importantly, he was the first man in all her years that Li Xueying had met a man who could steal all her scenes! She was very curious about what kind of environment produced such an oddity! He could preach scriptures to the point where she would not get sick of it even after an entire night. His acting could make her lose all her confidence …
Fangzheng thought to himself, "What I'm afraid of really happens."
Fangzheng said, "Amitabha. Patron, the backyard is where This Penniless Monk lives. It's not open to the public."
"Is that so? What a pity. Eh? Is that your wolf? The villagers say it's a wolf. Can I take a look at him? " Li Xueying looked at the wagging tail behind the backyard door. The soil beneath the tail was flying everywhere. Clearly, it was digging something.
Fangzheng really wanted to kick the darn wolf in the ass. Can't you find a good place to bury something when digging a hole? However, he said, "This Penniless Monk will get him. Patron, wait a moment."
With that said, Fangzheng turned around with a livid expression. He was about to start a massacre!
However, he heard footsteps behind him. Fangzheng hurriedly turned his head and saw Li Xueying secretly following him. Li Xueying blushed slightly when she realized that she had been discovered. She shrugged and said, "I just wanted to take a look … Is there really no way?"
Fangzheng said with a wry smile, "Female Patron, this is where This Penniless Monk lives. It's not suitable for you to enter."
"It's fine. Just treat me as a man. Look at my short hair. My parents have always treated me as a man. Aiyah, that dog is coming out, "said Li Xueying.
Fangzheng turned his head and heard the clicking of high heels behind him. A fragrant wind blew past him. Fangzheng was so frightened that he raised his leg and kicked the dog's ass. Regardless, he could not let Li Xueying see those things. If not, he would not be able to explain himself even if he jumped into the Yellow River!
However, Lone Wolf jumped up with a howl and turned his head, shouting in a daze, "Abbot, why did you kick me? Can't I dig a hole to pee in? That kick of yours made me pee on my leg. Why did you hold back half of it? "
Fangzheng looked at the wet hole on the ground and immediately heaved a sigh of relief.
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