As for the girls, they were slightly taken aback before they collectively roared with laughter.
Fangzheng was completely dumbfounded when he saw this. What was happening? None of them were angry. Why were they all laughing?
A beautiful girl with a black mole on her chin laughed in an exaggerated manner. She pointed at Fangzheng and said, "Master, I thought you wouldn't say anything. I never expected you to … Hahaha! I'm dying of laughter. You bitches, return all the money I lost! Wahaha! I knew it. Venerable Fangzheng would not disappoint me! "
The other girls wailed, "Venerable Fangzheng, why are you so pure and honest? Just pretend this never happened. Boohoo, a month's salary is gone … "
"That's right. Venerable Fangzheng, you are going too far. I was even thinking of bragging to my sisters that a monk fell in love with me and even stole my undergarments, "said a bespectacled girl with a laugh.
Fangzheng looked at the mirror image in front of him and was completely dumbfounded. Who could tell him what was happening?
Li Xueying was dumbfounded as well. Yu Guanze was dumbfounded as well. Lin Dongshi and company were collectively dumbfounded. Their hearts were filled with question marks, "What's happening?"
Li Xueying finally could not help but pull the beauty with the mole over and ask, "Xiaoling, what's going on?"
Xiaoling said with a smile, "That day when Monkey came to steal our undergarments, we actually realized it. Also, that squirrel actually burrowed into Luoluo's blanket. It scared the timid Luoluo so much that she did not dare make a sound. Also, that monkey wasn't agile. I heard it too. In the beginning, I thought it was a thief and did not dare touch it. Later on, I secretly watched and found it fun, so I didn't say a word. Indeed, the next day, a bunch of people who slept like dead pigs had their undergarments stolen. Haha! "
"Does that mean you already knew? Why didn't you say anything even if you knew? "Li Xueying was incensed.
Xiaoling said, "What should I say? Am I supposed to say that Venerable Fangzheng stole our undergarments? Wouldn't that be ruining his reputation? I thought I should just forget about it. Besides, I told the other sisters after the matter. Everyone thought it was fun and thought nothing of it. Most importantly, look at Venerable Fangzheng's pure eyes. Does he look like a hooligan? Instead, that monkey was quite wretched. "
Fangzheng was rendered speechless when he heard that. After all that, she already knew. Indeed, the Heavens were watching. There were some things that could not be hidden once done. This matter taught Fangzheng a vivid lesson.
Xiaoling continued. "Later, we made a bet. I bet that our pure Venerable Fangzheng would definitely take the initiative to commit suicide. They believed that Venerable Fangzheng was too pure and might not be able to bring himself back. In the end … the mage didn't come for several days, and I lost so much that I almost had to sell my underwear. In the end, hehe … "Xiao Ling looked at the other women with evil intentions, as if she was going to strip them naked and rob them all.
All the women wailed and complained again …
When Fangzheng saw the scene in front of him, he felt that the world was too f * cking magical. The thoughts in these women's minds were too magical. They were not concerned about the matter of losing their undergarments. Instead, they were concerned about winning or losing the bet … Indeed, a woman's heart was unfathomable. Stay away from women and safety first.
As for Lin Dongshi and company, they exchanged looks. Lin Dongshi said, "If I remember correctly, the last time we were in their village, a dog snatched away Xiaoling's high heels. Xiaoling nearly fought with the dog's owner, right? Why are you being so nice today? "
Old Tao patted Lin Dongshi on the shoulder and said, "That freckle-faced man makes me want to smack him in the face. Look at this … You still want to be fair in a society that values looks? If you want to be fair, why don't you take Fang Rong? "
Lin Dongshi recalled the woman who was three times his weight and said with a look of enlightenment, "Indeed, women have fallen. They are all f * cking hooligans …"
Luo Li said, "You two are trash. That freckle-faced man cursed the moment he opened his mouth. It would be a wonder if Xiaoling didn't curse him. Look at Venerable Fangzheng. How can they be the same? "
…
However, Venerable Fangzheng, who they were envious of, was on the brink of tears. A large group of women surrounded him, asking him all sorts of questions. Furthermore, they did not hold back. The questions made Fangzheng's head turn into a soy egg.
"Venerable Fangzheng, you have seen so many undergarments. Which one do you like the most?"
"Mine is the biggest. It's the red one with a rose. Venerable One, do you remember?"
"Venerable One, it's not nice if it's too big. A medium size is just right …"
Fangzheng looked up into the sky speechlessly. He regretted going down the mountain to apologize. Why should he apologize? It was no different from sending himself into a wolf's den! Now, Fangzheng finally understood why Tripiṭaka had such an impressive monkey by his side. Without the monkey blocking him, Tripiṭaka would have been alone when he came out, but when he reached the Western Paradise, he would probably have an army …
Fangzheng shot a glance at Monkey on the ground. The fellow was happily eating the bananas given to him by others. He completely ignored Fangzheng, the abbot, and even forgot to apologize. They were both monkeys, but why was the difference so great?
"Alright, alright. All of you, calm down. Stop teasing me. Quickly pack up and prepare to leave. If we are late, we won't be able to eat dinner. "Li Xueying finally took action to save them.
However, the women immediately changed their target. Xiaoling hugged Li Xueying's arm and said with a chuckle, "Sis Xueying, didn't you search the monastery? Why didn't you find our undergarments? You didn't search carefully enough … "Then, she gave Li Xueying a knowing look.
Her other arm was hugged again. A girl said with a chuckle, "Sis Xueying, that evening, I saw you carrying a …"
"An LV bag each," said Li Xueying as she looked up.
"I saw Sis Xueying watching the sunset. Was the sunset beautiful?" The girl immediately changed her words.
When the women heard that, they immediately turned spirited. They surrounded Fangzheng and began chattering.
Fangzheng felt like there were five to six thousand ducks running around him. He felt dizzy.
At that moment, a large hand pulled Fangzheng to the side. It was Yu Guanze. Yu Guanze asked out of curiosity, "Venerable Fangzheng, was it really taken by you, Monkey?"
Fangzheng kicked Monkey and said, "I'm asking you. Were you the one who took it?"
Monkey covered his face and turned his head away in shame.
Yu Guanze roared with laughter. Following that, his eyes darted around. "Venerable Fangzheng, your three animals are very intelligent. If they are trained a little, they can become pretty good actors. Look … "
"Director Yu, it's not early anymore. This Penniless Monk will be returning first. Goodbye … "Fangzheng hurriedly dragged Monkey away.
Acting might be a good thing but Fangzheng knew what the animals wanted. They wanted a free life and not a mechanized life of running around with the film crew. Most importantly, Fangzheng could not bear to part with the three animals …
When Yu Guanze saw this, he laughed out loud. "Venerable Fangzheng, contact me if you change your mind one day. I've added you as a friend on WeChat. Please accept me! "
Fangzheng was just about to reply when he heard a group of women shouting behind him, "We have added too. Venerable Fangzheng, please accept me! Please accept me as a good friend! "
Fangzheng immediately fled. Women were indeed terrifying creatures.
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