After Su Canye was beaten up by Xiao Luo, he fled the apartment in a sorry state. Zhang Dashan was lying on the floor, cursing Xiao Luo for being deranged. F * ck, he hit him just like that.
"We agreed to keep Lo Fong's matter a secret, but you're such a big mouth. You directly shouted it out. Your credibility with me has been directly reduced by half." Xiao Luo was somewhat brooding over this matter.
Zhang Dashan felt wronged and defended himself, "Bro, didn't you see how aggressive that menopausal woman was? Let's not be afraid, let's just do it."
Xiao Luo was too lazy to pay attention to him. He found a set of pajamas and prepared to go to the bathroom to take a shower and rest.
"Old Xiao, that Shen Qingyan made my heart beat. I have a very strong hunch that she will be the woman of my life." Zhang Dashan sat up and touched his chin hysterically.
Xiao Luo couldn't help but find it funny, "You seem to have said the same thing about Sister Huang before."
"F * ck, that's not the same. I've already given up on pursuing Sister Huang. This Shen Qingyan is my cup of tea. Look at her curvaceous body. She exudes a sense of wildness from head to toe. If I can conquer a woman like her, I'm willing to sacrifice half my life," Zhang Dashan said.
"Stop being hysterical. If you really want to pursue her, you should give up some bad habits!" Xiao Luo advised earnestly.
"No, no!"
Zhang Dashan shook his head, "As the saying goes, a tortoise meets a mung bean. If Shen Qingyan likes me, then I won't change my mind."
When Xiao Luo heard this, he felt that it was reasonable. After all, everyone had their own preferences. He couldn't figure out what type of person Shen Qingyan liked. It was possible that she liked Zhang Dashan, a heavy dish. Otherwise, she wouldn't have said that she found Zhang Dashan interesting.
"You don't have to change other things, but you must change this girlfriend. If you get caught again, don't think that I will bail you out." Xiao Luo dropped such a sentence and went into the bathroom to take a shower.
"Damn, are we still brothers?!"
Zhang Dashan waved his hand and stood up from the ground.
At this time, Xiao Luo's phone on the table vibrated and the screen lit up. It was a WeChat message.
Damn, it was a message from Goddess Su.
"Old Xiao, Goddess Su sent you a message." Zhang Dashan shouted in the direction of the bathroom.
"Help me see what it's about."
Xiao Luo opened the bathroom door and washed his hair with a towel wrapped around him. He cared too much about Su Li, so he wanted to reply as soon as possible. He was also quite sure that Su Li's message wouldn't involve the privacy between a man and a woman. Of course, it wouldn't be a problem to show it to Zhang Dashan.
"Damn, you're an exhibitionist. You opened the bathroom door when you're taking a shower."
Zhang Dashan complained and then picked up Xiao Luo's phone to check the message from Su Li. "Old Xiao Luo, she sent you an angry little meatball emoji."
An angry little meatball emoji?
Xiao Luo was stunned. This didn't seem to be the woman's style. Could it be that she only showed this side of her through text messages?
"What's there to reply? Hurry up and say it." Zhang Dashan urged.
"Just reply with a question mark." Xiao Luo said without hesitation.
“Ok”
Zhang Dashan immediately replied with a question mark.
Not long after, Su Li sent another emoji. It was a cute little girl gnashing her teeth and throwing a punch at him.
"Old Xiao Luo, she sent you an angry emoji again." Zhang Dashan shouted in the direction of the bathroom.
Xiao Luo was puzzled. He couldn't figure out what that woman was up to.
"Leave it there. Don't worry about it. I'll ask her when I'm done." After saying that, he closed the bathroom door. He wanted to wash his whole body. He didn't have a hobby of exposing his whole body to others.
Zhang Dashan didn't do as he said. His heart was itching. He wanted to know why Su Li was angry, so he replied, "Honey, what's wrong?"
After a while, his phone vibrated. Su Li replied.
"You've been ignoring me since you came back. Do you still have a wife in your heart?"
F * ck, Xiao Luo is a bastard. He even dares to ignore Goddess Su. He's too inhumane!
Zhang Dashan felt indignant for Su Li. He cursed Xiao Luo in his heart, then he immediately replied, "Honey, you misunderstood. I'm tired from the long journey. How about this, I'll come and find you after I take a shower. Let's make love. Love you."
Brother, this is all I can do for you.
Zhang Dashan put down his phone as if he had done something great. He felt that he had resolved Xiao Luo's marriage crisis.
Meanwhile, in Su Li's apartment, Su Li had just taken a shower and walked into the bedroom like a lotus flower emerging from the water. She saw her best friend, Shen Qingyan, holding her phone with a look of disbelief.
"What's wrong?" Su Li asked in confusion.
"Li, I really didn't expect you and Xiao Luo to have developed to this point."
Shen Qingyan handed the phone back to Su Li, meaning that she wanted her to see it for herself. "I originally wanted to test Xiao Luo, but he replied with such explicit words. It means that your relationship isn't as cold as you said. This is obviously a loving couple."
After Su Li read the message, her face turned red. She wondered why Xiao Luo would say something like this. But then she thought about it again. She was the one who acted coquettishly first, so it made sense that Xiao Luo's reply would be like this.
"Miss Shen, look at what you've done!"
She angrily reprimanded Shen Qingyan and quickly rushed out of the bedroom. She wanted to explain to Xiao Luo as soon as possible so that there wouldn't be any misunderstandings.
At the same time, Xiao Luo, who had just finished taking a shower, immediately went to look for Su Li to explain the situation clearly after learning about the chat messages.
"Bang, bang ~"
When the door opened, the two met in the hallway and looked at each other.
The woman was wearing a snow-white bathrobe. Her two slender legs were exposed, and her breasts were exposed. Her skin was smooth and creamy, and her dimples were rosy. She was a natural beauty. The man was wrapped in a white bath towel, and his upper body was naked. His lines were well-defined, and he exuded a sense of beauty.
Why is he dressed like this? Is he really going to do it?
Su Li's face turned red, and even the back of her ears turned red.
Xiao Luo was also stunned. He thought to himself, "This woman is dressed like this. Is she willing to be with me?"
"That …" The two spoke at the same time.
She paused for a moment, then said, "You first."
They were stunned again because they spoke at the same time. The two looked at each other in surprise and then smiled awkwardly.
"You first." Xiao Luo gestured for her to go first.
Su Li nodded and hurriedly said, "I didn't send the WeChat message just now. I was taking a shower."
Xiao Luo suddenly understood. He had been wondering why Su Li would send such a message. He laughed dryly and said, "Actually, I didn't send that WeChat message. I was taking a shower too."
"Is that so? Then you should watch your phone more closely in the future. Don't let others send it without permission. "
"You too."
The two didn't say anything else. After they finished talking, they went back to their respective apartments.
"Old Xiao, why are you back? One second guy? "Zhang Dashan greeted him with a frown.
Xiao Luo forced a smile and said, "Dashan, look behind you. What's behind you?"
"Behind me?"
Zhang Dashan turned around in confusion and found that there was nothing behind him. "It's nothing. Old Xiao, why are you …"
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