It blew up online as well!
The fans, netizens, and troll armies were all clamoring over there!
"Who else?"
"I wanted to say that too! Who else? "
"That's amazing!"
"Yeah, that Zhang Ye fellow is amazing!"
"Who said that they don't know how to act a skit? You call that they don't know how to act? Are you fucking kidding me? "
"These three amateurs actually managed to perform a skit!"
"Yao Jiancai has always portrayed himself as a father-in-law or something like that. I've never seen him act like this before. His acting as a leader is so steady and humorous at the same time! And then there's Dong Shanshan. She's such a surprise. I've seen her host Do You Remember before and know that she's just a guest host. Although she has a lot of on-screen appearances, she doesn't really have any real skills. She just has a good figure, looks, and is pleasing to the eye. I thought she was just a pretty face, but who could have expected that I would have such an eye-opener today! So Dong Shanshan can still be so open-minded! She acted really well! Many of her lines were on point! That expression, that handling of the details, they were all superb! As for Zhang Ye, I won't comment on him. Everyone knows what that fellow is capable of. Even if he were to say that he can fly, I'd fucking believe it! "
"Well said!"
"Hahahahaha!"
...
Liaoning Television.
The staff were all pumped up and prepared for the final showdown. The various provincial stations' Spring Festival Galas were running at about the same time. All of the provincial stations' Spring Festival Galas were down to the last one or two acts, so the competition was at its most intense. Success or failure depended on this one move!
"Quick, adjust the lights!"
"It's the last few minutes!"
"Something has happened to Beijing TV's Spring Festival Gala. Right now, we have the highest chance of winning!"
"Everyone, focus! Don't make any mistakes!"
"The audience is looking at us now!"
Several of the directors of the production team were busy directing the work!
Suddenly, a staff member ran over in a panic. "Leader! Leader! "
An assistant director looked at him. "What's the matter?"
The staff member panted. "Our Spring Festival Gala's popularity has plummeted!"
The production team's staff were stunned. "What?"
"Why has it plummeted again?"
"Weren't we doing very well just a while ago?"
The staff member said bitterly, "The audience is watching Beijing TV's Spring Festival Gala now!"
"That's impossible!"
"Something has happened to their station!"
"Qu Haiying has been hospitalized. How are they going to perform the finale of the skit?"
"Zhang Ye's show has already ended, so why is Beijing TV's Spring Festival Gala still so fierce?"
"Without Zhang Ye's program, what else can they use to compete with us? What is going on? "
None of them wanted to believe it!
The staff member gave a wry smile and said, "Because Zhang Ye … is fucking back! The finale skit will be Zhang Ye's turn! "
Everyone fainted!
What?
Zhang Ye is f * * king performing onstage again!?
…
On the stage.
The performance went on.
Director Yao, who was played by Yao Jiancai, waved his hand and changed the topic. "Alright, we've gone off topic. Hey, Section Chief Ma, didn't you tell me over the phone that you have good news waiting for me? What good news? "
Dong Shanshan was stunned and immediately laughed, "Ah, ha, that's right. About that, about that …" She held onto the sofa and could not sit still. She looked at Zhang Ye and gritted her teeth, "The Chief is asking you! What good news? "
Zhang Ye was dumbfounded. "Ah? Are you asking me? "
The audience burst into laughter!
Zhang Ye looked at Director Yao. His lips moved a few times as if he wanted to say something but stopped himself. Finally, he managed to say, "… My surname is Hao. My name is Hao Xin."
The audience was amused. "Hahahahaha!"
Yao Jiancai also laughed and shook his head. "Your name is Hao Xin?"
"His mother gave it to him." Dong Shanshan laughed dryly and said, "Haha, what kind of lousy name is that!"
The audience laughed again!
Yao Jiancai looked at him and said, "Hao Xin is waiting for me. Then what if you're the one looking for me?"
Zhang Ye was taken aback. "Ah."
Yao Jiancai nodded and said to him, "Then why are you looking for me?"
"Ah?" Zhang Ye said dumbfoundedly.
Dong Shanshan gritted her teeth and said, "The Chief is asking you. Tell me! Ah! "
Zhang Ye exclaimed, "That's right. W-Why am I looking for you? Ah, right … "He stammered and pointed outside the door." Those people are always playing table tennis during office hours. Yes, they're always playing table tennis. "
Dong Shanshan, who was playing as Ma Jingjing, heaved a sigh of relief and walked back with a smile.
Zhang Ye continued, "They're always playing table tennis and making a lot of noise all day long. It's disturbing Chief Ma's sleep!"
Dong Shanshan, who was just about to sit down, was so shocked that she fell on her butt!
Zhang Ye hurriedly corrected himself. "… Write! Material! Material! "
The audience laughed, "Pfft, hahahaha!"
Dong Shanshan laughed dryly and got up. "Ha, hur hur."
Yao Jiancai laughed and knocked on the sofa's armrest. "Oh, so you're just snitching to me? This little comrade's response to the problem was very timely. It was just after I had fully understood the situation. "
Dong Shanshan glanced at Zhang Ye. "Don't you think you're redundant?"
The audience laughed, "Pfft!"
Yao Jiancai suddenly reached out and said, "Oh yes, Chief Ma, is there someone in your department called Hao Jian?"
"Ah? Ah. "Dong Shanshan looked at Zhang Ye and stammered.
Zhang Ye slowly covered half of his face with one hand and moved backwards.
Yao Jiancai said, "According to my understanding, this young man is very capable and is a good seedling. The organization has decided to promote him!"
Hearing that, Zhang Ye exclaimed excitedly, "Ah oh!"
Dong Shanshan was startled by his voice.
Yao Jiancai also looked at Zhang Ye strangely.
Zhang Ye hurriedly explained, "I … I'm really happy for him!"
The audience laughed, "Pfft!"
Yao Jiancai chuckled and stood up with the help of the sofa. He strolled over to Zhang Ye and said, "Hao Jian, you should learn more from Comrade Hao Jian." As he said that, he stood in front of him and reached out to remove the "scarf" that was hanging around his neck. He said, "If you want to produce results at work, there are no shortcuts. You can only be conscientious and down-to-earth."
Zhang Ye was stunned.
Dong Shanshan was also wiping away her sweat.
Yao Jiancai turned around and walked over to the table tennis table. He stuck one end of the "scarf" on it and said, "Also, don't keep giving yourself stage names when you have nothing better to do." He walked over to the other end of the table tennis table and stuck the other end of the scarf in as well. He pointed at him and said, "Otherwise, if there's really good news, you won't dare to accept it. How sad would that be!"
Applause rang out!
Zhang Ye lowered his head and finally told the truth. "Chief, I'm Hao Jian. I'm sorry, I was wrong!"
"Enough!" Dong Shanshan stood up and pulled him behind her. "Is this your fault? Chief Yao, it's my fault. If you want to blame someone, blame me instead! It was me who had been lax in my thinking and neglected to manage things. I accidentally allowed him to give himself a stage name! " She then looked at the table tennis table in surprise and bent over to touch it. She exclaimed in surprise, "Aiya, oh my god, isn't this a table tennis table? Why is it in my office? Why didn't I know about it! "
The audience went crazy with laughter!
"Hahahaha!"
"He's too good at pretending!"
"Pfft, hahahahaha!"
Chief Yao's expression suddenly changed. He shouted, "That's enough, Ma Jingjing! Bootlicker! The black sheep of the herd! Your problem has already been solved by the relevant departments. Today, I'm here to experience it for myself. "He sneered." You've really broadened my horizons! Taking the country's money and not doing proper work. You'll just have to wait to be dealt with! "
He turned around and left!
Dong Shanshan panicked and quickly chased after him, shouting, "Chief Yao! Chief Yao, I was wrong! Chief Yao, please give me another chance! "She also left.
Onstage, there was only Zhang Ye left.
The audience in the audience nodded and pointed at the performance.
"This is a good deduction!"
"Yeah, the work was completed in an instant!"
"Sarcasm and bootlicking. That was a good idea! It's one of the more popular themes of the moment! "
"How wonderful!"
"How will it end?"
"I don't know!"
"It's going to end soon. Let's see how Zhang Ye wraps it up!"
"Right, the ending is the most crucial one!"
The audience in the audience perked up.
The TV viewers were also waiting to see Zhang Ye's final move!
Onstage.
Zhang Ye retracted his gaze from the doorway and sighed. He said to himself, "Something big has happened. The unit's Division Chief Ma has also been filmed." He sighed and said righteously, "There's no point in bootlicking. Don't always think about what the leaders want. Think more about what the people need!"
"Alright!"
"Right!"
"Well said!"
There was warm applause in the audience!
The audience had thought that the skit was over, but who could have expected that Zhang Ye was still around and even had more lines to say!
Everyone was taken aback. It wasn't over yet? Wasn't that just wrapping up the skit?
Zhang Ye looked at the audience and suddenly said with great emotion, "I finally understand now. I have to take this as a warning in the future. If I want to be a competent cadre, I have to …" His voice rose as he said loudly, "Reject porn! Reject gambling! Reject table tennis! "
After saying that, Zhang Ye turned around and left the stage!
Not far away, Hou Ge was drinking water when he spat it all out. "Pfft!"
No one had expected Zhang Ye to wrap it up here!
No one could have expected that Zhang Ye would still be so fucking sarcastic towards the end of the skit!
Chang Xiaoliang: "…"
Hu Fei: "…"
Beijing Television's deputy station head: "…"
The entire audience burst into laughter. The laughter exploded like a bomb and the applause instantly drowned out the entire venue of the gala!
"Hahahahaha!"
"That was too sarcastic!"
"That was too fucking devious!"
"Aiyo, what the heck!"
"This is what happens to those who provoke this fellow!"
"Aiyo, I'm dying of laughter!"
"Zhang Ye is too fucking hilarious!"
"I like that temper of his, hahahaha!"
"I suspect that he wrote the entire skit just for that last line!"
"Awesome! Awesome! "
This was the true nature of Face-smacking Zhang! Today's skit had completely upheld Zhang Ye's glorious tradition — using his work to speak, using his life to scold others! Furthermore, he scolded them so openly and in such a fresh and refined manner! In the entire country, in the entire world, there wouldn't be a second person like him!
He was too fierce!
He was too shameless!
No wonder he was the most notorious hooligan in the entertainment industry!
…
Abroad.
In the hotel where the national table tennis team was staying.
Han Li was yelling at the top of his lungs, "Zhang!"
His teammate, Li Qi, smashed his cup onto the floor. "I'm not done with him!"
"I'm not done with him!"
"Zhang Ye! Fuck your grandma! "
"You're too fucking wicked!"
"Holy shit!"
"Killing someone is just a matter of having his head on the ground!"
The team members slammed their hands on the table and jumped up!
Head Coach Liu Yifeng and the coaching staff were so angry that they were trembling. They gritted their teeth and shouted, "Zhang! Starting from today! The sporting world will not rest until you're dead! "
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