At his parents' house.
The entire family was dumbfounded!
The third sister almost fainted. "It's my brother!"
His mother was dumbfounded. "Damn! Why did Little Ye go up there! "
The eldest younger sister exclaimed, "Why is it my brother?!"
Chenchen opened her little mouth wide!
His grandpa and grandma stared with wide eyes. "Little Ye is going to act in a skit?"
…
Central TV.
Xu Yipeng was shocked. "What?"
Chen Ye was also startled. "Why is he onstage?"
"Is there a mistake?"
"How could it be him?"
"F * ck, what happened?"
"Why did Zhang Ye take the lead?"
The Central TV Spring Festival Gala production team was stunned by this scene!
…
On Weibo.
"Come and see, Zhang Ye has come out again!"
"Ah?"
"Zhang Ye is going to act in a skit!"
"Has Beijing Television gone mad?"
"Why did they get Zhang Ye to save the day? It's only been an hour since Qu Haiying's accident. How did you come up with this skit? "
"Look at the program introduction below the screen!"
"What?"
"Performers: Zhang Ye, Yao Jiancai, Dong Shanshan?"
"Holy sh * t!"
"I was wondering why Dong Shanshan didn't appear earlier!"
"A host and two crosstalk actors. Three amateurs acting in a skit? Fuck, I'm a little confused. Can anyone pinch me and tell me this isn't real? "
"Hurry up and call for help!"
"Yes, hurry up and call for help!"
"Quick, watch Beijing TV's Spring Festival Gala. Something big has happened again!"
"Zhang Ye will be taking the stage for the finale skit!"
"@ The World! Let's go take a look! "
"Can Zhang Ye act in a skit?"
"Who knows!"
"Yao Jiancai and Dong Shanshan can't do it either!"
…
Ha Qiqi and Zhang Zuo stood dumbfounded in front of the television.
Fan Wenli and Chen Guang were dumbfounded in front of the television.
Famous skit actress Ci Xiufang was also taken aback when she saw the familiar figure appearing on Beijing TV's Spring Festival Gala. "Little Zhang? Him? A skit? "
At this moment, everyone was dumbfounded!
The production team of Beijing TV's Spring Festival Gala were also so nervous that they were sweating profusely. Several of the staff members who were in charge of preparing the props had only managed to finish the props in the last five minutes. Then, they ran onstage at the speed of a 100-meter race to install the props. At that time, the host had already introduced the next act and the curtains were about to open. It was really a close shave and they almost missed it!
Chang Xiaoliang clenched his fist. "Thank you for your hard work! You've worked hard! "
"Not at all!"
"We're fine!"
"It's all thanks to Teacher Zhang!"
"Whether we live or die depends on Zhang Ye!"
"All the best, Teacher Zhang!"
"Zhang laoshi, it's all up to you now!"
Hu Fei, Hou Ge, Xiao Lu, and the others were all trembling. Their emotions were very unstable. This was a physical reaction caused by extreme nervousness!
Anxious!
Looking forward to it!
Unease!
But it was all useless!
Now, the stage could only be handed over to Zhang Ye, Yao Jiancai and Dong Shanshan!
Leave it to fate!
…
At the venue.
The skit began!
The audience could no longer be bothered to be shocked. Before they could even react, they stared at the stage with their eyes wide open. Their palms subconsciously started clapping and a thunderous round of applause rang out!
Amidst the applause, Zhang Ye ran to the center of the stage. At this moment, he was a completely different person from when he was performing his crosstalk. His expression had changed and his clothes had also changed. He was now dressed in a normal sweater and jeans. As he ran, Zhang Ye shouted, "It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over! Something big has happened! Our unit's old Chief has unfortunately been taken into custody by the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The higher-ups have sent another … uh, one. The new bureau will be undergoing a rectification, but at this critical juncture, our Chief has summoned me. I usually have so many minor problems, so I guess I won't be able to keep my job this time. It's over, it's over! "
Commission for Discipline Inspection?
Sent one?
Some of the audience members in the venue burst into laughter.
Backstage, a few of the skit performers and professionals who had previously performed were also stunned. This skit only needed one sentence to introduce the background and characters clearly. The Chief was going to be involved? During the rectification period? Chief summoning? His job would not be guaranteed? Furthermore, the introduction was filled with so much baggage. With just a short sentence, one could see the skill behind it. This was clearly the standard model and thought process of a skit! It was very mature!
Who wrote this script?
Zhang Ye wrote it himself?
The camera panned to the office desk. At this moment, many people realized that there was someone sitting in the chair, sleeping with her arms propped up.
Dong Shanshan, who was dressed in professional attire, had her head lowered and was snoring.
Zhang Ye carefully blinked his eyes and whispered, "Chief Ma? Chief Ma? "
Dong Shanshan shook her head and woke up. "Ah, who is it? Yo, Little Hao. Come in, come in. "
Zhang Ye scratched his head. "Sorry to disturb your sleep."
Dong Shanshan picked up her teacup and sipped on it a few times. "It's fine. I'll be taking a nap in a while. It won't be a bother!"
The audience:
"Hahaha!"
"Pfft!"
Applause rang out!
Although there wasn't much laughter, a lot of the audience's attention had been drawn to the skit!
The venue quietened down.
Dong Shanshan crossed her legs and gave off the air of a leader. She gestured with her hands and said, "Have a seat. Has everything been going well at home recently?"
Zhang Ye sat cautiously on the sofa with his hands on his knees. "Things are still going well for now, but as for how things will turn out in the future." He closed his eyes in resignation. "I'll leave it to fate!"
Some people were tickled again!
Dong Shanshan glanced at him. "I heard that you like to play table tennis when you have nothing to do at work?"
Zhang Ye was startled and quickly said, "I'll reflect on it! I was too playful! Playing table tennis harms others and myself. If I ever play table tennis again, I'll cripple both my hands! "He declared loudly," I-I reject prostitution! Reject gambling! Reject table tennis! "
When he said that, the live audience was taken aback. Then they roared with laughter!
This baggage came too suddenly. It was so sudden that no one was prepared for it. Everyone burst out laughing!
"Pfft, hahahahaha!"
"Aiyo!"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Reject table tennis?"
"Why did you put table tennis in the same category as pornography, gambling, and drugs!"
If not for the previous incident, the audience would not have laughed so hard. But just an hour ago, Han Li and the national table tennis team had lost their match! They even publicly pushed all the blame to Zhang Ye during the reporters' interview! They said that Zhang Ye was the cause of their loss! At that time, a lot of people were so angry that they laughed. They felt that the table tennis team was too ungentlemanly this time. What did Zhang Ye do? Why did losing become his problem?
At first, everyone thought that the matter would blow over and that it would at most be left unsettled. But to everyone's surprise, just an hour later at the live broadcast of Beijing Television's Spring Festival Gala, Zhang Ye went onstage and started making sarcastic remarks at the venue. Furthermore, he didn't even bother to hide his sarcasm!
The audience blew up!
The netizens also blew up!
"That's so awesome!"
"This is who Zhang Ye is!"
"Yeah, this is who Zhang Ye is!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Reject prostitution, gambling, and table tennis? What is he thinking! "
"I'm dying of laughter! Those people from the table tennis team, of all people, why did they have to provoke him! It's not like this is the first time you've seen a hooligan like Zhang Ye! Why did you have to provoke him out of nowhere! Did you see that? The scolding is coming at you immediately! And it's even happening on the Spring Festival Gala night in front of the entire country! "
"I'm cramping up from laughing!"
"I just like Zhang Ye's hot temper!"
"This skit is really a surprise!"
"I can tell that this script was written by Zhang Ye!"
"Of course! Other than him, no one else could have thought of such a sinister line!"
"I'm really looking forward to what's to come next!"
"My appetite has been whetted!"
"@ Han Li! You've gotten yourself into big trouble! "
"@ TeaTable Tennis Team, you've gotten yourself into big trouble! Face-smacking Zhang has singled you out! "
The netizens were so excited it was like they were on steroids!
...
Abroad.
At a hotel near the venue.
After the match, the table tennis team returned to the hotel to rest. The coaches and team members were also discussing the issues that had arisen from their loss. After they were done talking, everyone had nothing else to do.
"Alright, get some rest," Head Coach Liu Yifeng said.
Han Li was still nagging, "If it weren't for Zhang Ye's song …"
The deputy head coach said, "If you saw his song, don't click on it anymore."
A teammate said, "Even Big Han didn't know that it was sung by Zhang Ye!"
Next to them, another teammate did not say anything. He had been watching the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala on his cell phone. Suddenly, he saw the live broadcast of Beijing Television's Spring Festival Gala.
His voice came out!
"I'll reflect! I was too playful! Playing table tennis harms others and myself. If I ever play table tennis again, I'll cripple both my hands! I-I reject prostitution, gambling, and table tennis! "
Everyone in the room was stunned!
"Who's that?"
"What's that?"
"Reject table tennis?"
"Fuck, who said that?"
When the table tennis team went over to have a look, they were immediately shocked and angry!
Zhang Ye!
Your grandpa!
What are you trying to do!
...
On TV.
The skit was still going on.
Dong Shanshan gave a meaningful smile and said, "Let me put it to you this way. The newly transferred Chief Yao, coincidentally, also likes to play table tennis. Hur hur, you know what to do now, right?"
"Section Chief." Zhang Ye had a bitter expression on his face as he said in a yin and yang tone, "You're making things difficult for me! The most I can do is restrain myself from playing, but how would I dare to restrain the chief! "
"Hahaha!"
"Who asked you to restrain the chief!"
"Hahahahaha!"
The audience was laughing and getting more and more immersed in the skit!
Dong Shanshan was so angry that she rolled her eyes. She stood up and walked over to Zhang Ye. "Hao Jian, your ability to understand the intentions of others is too poor. The reason for this is that you don't seek to improve yourself. Let me tell you, if you carry on like this, you'll only be a staff member for the rest of your life! "
Zhang Ye stood up with a look of pleasant surprise and said excitedly, "Really? Then I can rest assured! My job is finally stable! "He bowed deeply!
The audience:
"Hahahaha!"
"Aiyo, I can't take it anymore!"
"Zhang Ye's acting is so annoying! Hahaha! "
"They acted so well!"
"Both of them acted so well!"
Warm applause rang out!
Dong Shanshan helplessly facepalmed and pointed at him. "Hao Jian! Now that your hobby has bumped into the chief's hobby, what kind of opportunity is this? " She waved her hands upwards and said, "This is a good chance to make your ancestors come back to life! Aren't you excited? "
The audience cramped up with laughter!
Zhang Ye blinked. "What's exciting about it?"
Dong Shanshan was convinced. She tugged at him and said, "Come, come, sit down. Look, you're the only one in our department who knows how to play table tennis. If you can keep the chief happy by playing table tennis, then wouldn't you become a popular person around the chief?"
Zhang Ye did not understand. "Popular person?"
Dong Shanshan snapped her fingers and looked at him. "Zhang Xiaohe (a character in this world's novel whose experience was similar to Wei Xiaobao from Zhang Ye's previous world). If he were to practice martial arts with the emperor, then what would Zhang Xiaohe become in the end?"
Zhang Ye blinked. "...... A eunuch."
"Pfft, hahaha!"
"Eunuch?"
"Aiyo!"
"Hahahahaha!"
The audience was once again rolling over in laughter!
Dong Shanshan was completely convinced. She stood up and said in a speechless manner, "Alright, you don't have to understand." She took a few steps towards the office table. "From today onwards, your only job at work is to practice table tennis. Put that job aside and prioritize your priorities!" She picked up her cup and took a sip of tea.
Zhang Ye said in exasperation, "But I can't just not do my job and play table tennis with the chief every day!" With a pause, he added, "Wouldn't that make me a bootlicker?"
Dong Shanshan put down her teacup and sat down. She crossed her legs and glared at him. She said in a Northeastern accent, "Who are you calling a bootlicker? Who are you calling a bootlicker? "
"That's not what I meant!" Zhang Ye hurriedly explained.
Dong Shanshan flicked her hair and said in a loud voice, "If you can do it, then do it! If you can't, then leave! Leave that position empty for me. Heh, let me tell you. "She enunciated each and every word loudly," In our country! There's no lack of people who know how to play table tennis! "
The audience immediately burst into applause!
"Hahaha!"
"Good!"
"Good!"
"Hahahahaha!"
The audience was laughing and applauding at the same time. Some people nearly fell off their chairs!
......
Overseas.
Liu Yifeng and the other coaches' faces darkened!
Han Li and the other team members' faces turned green!
Fuck!
What the fuck is this skit?!
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