"A fever of 62 ° C?"
"Pfft! Are you trying to cook an egg! "
"He can still fucking train with a comminuted fracture?"
"Are there 40 hours in a day?"
"How can there be a fucking 30th in February!"
"Hahahaha! Aiyo, I can't take it anymore! "
"This is too sarcastic! I'm dying of laughter! "
"This is too fucking slanderous!"
The netizens were rolling over in laughter! In an instant, this Weibo post was being forwarded like crazy!
In Zhang Ye's previous world, this was a rather famous meme used by netizens to criticize EXO. Zhang Ye had made some slight changes to it and casually used it here. At first glance, it seemed like he was speaking up for the table tennis team. Every sentence was a plea for them to be wronged, but upon a closer look, every sentence was damned insulting!
Zhang Ye's appearance had expressed his attitude and signal very clearly. It was clearly impossible to get him to apologize. Moreover, not only would he not apologize, he even continued to slander them with relish, completely ignoring the collective attacks from the national table tennis team and the sporting world!
The sporting world was enraged!
The table tennis team was enraged!
Liu Yifeng, Han Li, Li Qi, and the others nearly fainted from anger. They had thought that Zhang Ye might not apologize, but never could they have expected him to be so unyielding!
Zhang Ye's Weibo post had successfully ignited the flames of war once again. The countless netizens who supported him were shouting like they were on steroids. The sea of people once again swallowed up the bunch of people who had jumped out from the sporting world. Scolding could be heard everywhere as the troll armies came from all directions. Not only were the people from the sporting world shocked, even Zhang Ye himself was shocked!
"Supporting Zhang Ye!"
"Scolding them!"
"Motherfuckers!"
"Let's go, who wants to spam Liu Yifeng with me?"
"Me!"
"I'll go!"
"Me too!"
"Who wants to spam Han Li with me?"
"I'll do it!"
"Count me in!"
"I'm coming!"
"Let's fight it out with them!"
Zhang Ye had intended to have a good fight with these elite athletes of the sporting world today. But who could have expected that after he posted a joke segment and before he could even get into battle mode, this bunch of people from the sporting world had already been "crushed" by the endless troll army? There was no chance for Zhang Ye to make an appearance at all!
There were too many troll armies!
Han Li's blog had been taken over by the troll armies!
Liu Yifeng's Weibo was flooded with the word "idiot" by the troll army!
The athletes and coaches from the sports world were not spared either. A badminton athlete who had opened his own branded online store was flooded by the Internet Water Army!
The onlookers were dumbfounded!
"F * ck!"
"This group of people is too awesome!"
"Why are there so many people?"
"Those table tennis players are really something. They've already been smacked in the face by Zhang Ye at the Spring Festival Gala, so why do you still want to provoke him? Are you trying to compete with Zhang Ye in terms of numbers? Why are you guys so funny? Do you think that by calling a bunch of athletes to cheer for you, you're going to make a big scene? Now you see! This is Zhang Ye's main battlefield. On Weibo, even an A-list celebrity might not be able to beat Zhang Ye! "
"Zhang Ye is too popular!"
"He's about to enter the A-list, right?"
"From the looks of it today, it shouldn't be too far away!"
"He's already at the level of an A-list celebrity!"
At this moment, the scene could only be described as tragic. The ones who were feeling the most tragic were those from the sports world. Liu Yifeng, Han Li, the female tennis player, the captain of the national soccer team, and so on. All of them had been scolded green!
Off to the side, when they heard that the table tennis team had been scolded, many of the current or retired athletes wanted to come over and help out. However, some of them came a little early, while others came a little late. When the group of people who came that night saw this scene, they were all stunned!
"Fuck?"
"What happened?"
"This …"
After a moment of hesitation, those people blinked. Forget it, they should just pretend that they were offline!
Why shouldn't they go on?
Go on, my ass!
The main character with the strongest fighting strength had not even made a move yet. He had only posted a taunting Weibo post, but the table tennis team, soccer team, and basketball team had already been thrashed by the troll armies from head to toe. They did not even have the strength to retaliate, so what else could they do?! Even if they went on, they would still have to fill the whirlpool!
Brothers, take care!
These bros can't help you anymore, so we'll be making a move first!
It wasn't only them. At this moment, a basketball star who had been dragged into the flames of war was also close to tears. He had already thought of retreating, but since he had already sent out the message and Zhang Ye had denounced him, there was no chance for him to leave anymore. He had been forced to stay here and could not leave even if he wanted to! Seeing his Weibo fans dropping like crazy, seeing the flood of messages and scoldings on Weibo, his personal homepage, and even his team's website, he was filled with regret! What the hell! Why did I have to get involved in this mess for no reason? What does the matters of the table tennis team have to do with me? Why did I rush forward! They even wanted Zhang Ye to apologize? But he refused to apologize, so what else could we do? Could we even eat him up? We're just a bunch of people from the sports world, so how can we dictate the matters of the literary and artistic circles?
The badminton player who ran the blogshop was also exploding with anger. Fuck, if you guys want to scold me, then scold me. Why are you guys complaining about my blogshop! Fuck, you're even giving bad reviews! Your sister, I'll fight it out with you all!
The situation was completely one-sided!
Some of the real table tennis fans were also scolding them!
A ping pong fan said in exasperation, "@ LiuYiFeng, look around you. How many people are there to help you? How many fans are there to defend you? Today's table tennis team is really disappointing. Not only did they lose the match, they even found such a ridiculous excuse to explain the reason for their loss. Did they lose because they listened to the song? And pushed the blame to Zhang Ye? Today, you guys have lost the match and also lost the players! "
He said what countless fans wanted to say!
Actually, although Zhang Ye did have a large group of paid posters and fans, and there were almost no one who could beat him on Weibo, there were still a lot of people who did not like Zhang Ye. His popularity was not as good as others thought it was. Every time Zhang Ye started a war with someone, there would always be a lot of netizens scolding him. Usually, it would be the entire nation participating in the war. But today, there were almost none of them. Other than the athletes from the sports world, there were almost no fans who came to help them. The reason for this was because of those words — the table tennis team has lost the match and the players this time!
"That's right!"
"That's exactly it!"
"This isn't the first time Han Li has come up with excuses like this! We're already sick of listening to it! The last time, it was because the temperature was too hot? The last time, it was because the temperature was too cold? This time, it was because the song was bad? "
"Besides, even if Han Li keeps trying to shirk the responsibility, why are you, as the head coach of the national team, speaking up for him? They lost the match just because they listened to Zhang Ye's song? Do you take us for fools? "
"He's taking us for fools!"
"This time, no one is helping them!"
"This match was too shameful!"
However, faced with the doubts of the fans, the national team's head coach, Liu Yifeng, was still trying to dodge the question. He replied on Weibo: "I admit that the results of the national team over the past few years have not been ideal. After losing the match today, no one is in a good mood. We are responsible for this, as is the team. But a lot of things are not as simple as you think. The outcome of a match is often decided by a hair's breadth. There are many factors that can affect the outcome of a match. It's not an issue of the players' standards. For example, a song, a noise in the stadium, or the temperature in the stadium can all affect a player's performance. Today, we are denouncing Zhang Ye not because we lost the match, but because he publicly insulted the sport of table tennis! This is unacceptable to us! "
"You're still shirking the responsibility?"
"That's enough, all of you!"
Han Li also said: "We are not shirking the responsibility! We are improving, but so are our opponents! Many of the weaker teams have also hired Chinese coaches to improve their strength. It's easy for people to underestimate their opponents! "
Li Qi said: "I also lost a match today. It's not that I'm looking for an excuse, but the venues overseas are completely different from the ones in China. The surface is too hard! Many of the players have encountered this problem and are not used to it! "
A table tennis player came forward and said: "Yes, today's venue was not good. We had already raised this issue with the organizers before the match! If we go there again next year, their venue will be reconstructed according to international standards. At that time, there won't be any problems! "
The national soccer team's captain, Han Zhaoguang, said: "It's the same for soccer. Winning or losing is influenced by many factors!"
Following that, several other athletes from tennis, badminton, and other sports also spoke up for them.
But the fans did not buy it!
"Don't mention soccer anymore. Thank you!"
"How many crucial matches have we lost in the past few years? In the past, our small ball dominated the world, but what about now? Even though we're still number one in the world, we lose every few matches we win. If we lose, so be it. You guys should analyze your own problems and the reasons for your losses. No, you guys are all analyzing the influence of others on you. You guys are trying to analyze the so-called unstoppable factors! Get lost! "
The fans' opinions were very strong!
At this moment, Zhang Ye, who was lying comfortably in bed, was feeling very bored. I haven't even said a few words yet, but the troll army has already cleaned up the battlefield? Now that he saw the people from the sporting world come out again after hiding for so long, he could finally say something!
Zhang Ye posted on Weibo again!
Everyone was stunned and gathered around to watch!
"He posted again!"
"Zhang Ye is here!"
"Quick, come and see this!"
"What did he post this time?"
Zhang Ye was the person involved. Today's match was started because of him, so his every move was being watched by everyone.
They saw Zhang Ye post on Weibo: "During today's live broadcast, the table tennis team called on me after the match. I would like to express my great honor. Just now, after seeing the explanations of the sporting world athletes on the reasons for their losses, I was suddenly enlightened, so I casually analyzed the reasons for their losses and the uncontrollable factors."
It was as follows:
An analysis of the reasons why the sporting world (including table tennis, soccer, basketball, badminton, tennis, etc.) lost their matches.
1. Reasons for the ground:
1. The ground was too hard.
2. The ground was too soft.
3. The color of the ground was not good.
When they saw this, the netizens were cramping up with laughter!
"Pfft!"
"It doesn't work if it's too hard, but it doesn't work if it's too soft either?"
"Han Li really did look for this reason in the past! Fuck! "
"It also has something to do with the color of the ground?"
"Aiyo! I feel like laughing for some reason! "
Liu Yifeng was stunned. Then he exploded with anger!
Han Li, Li Qi, and the others also started cursing!
Even a fool could tell that Zhang Ye was scolding them!
2. Reasons for the weather:
1. Snow.
2. Rain.
3. Hail.
4. Sunlight was not good.
5. Sunlight was too good.
6. Cold.
7. Hot.
7. Lukewarm (Must not cause trouble for the opponent).
When they saw the second point, the netizens collapsed in laughter again!
"Aiyo, I can't take it anymore!"
"Hahahahaha!"
"I'm spitting it out!"
"What the hell is lukewarm!"
"It doesn't matter if the sunlight is good or bad!"
"Teacher Zhang, why are you so funny!"
"Classic! That's too fucking classic! "
"In a match two years ago, someone really came up with such a reason! It's true! "
Many of the troll armies who had been flooding the Weibo page to scold Zhang Ye earlier also rushed back when they found out that he had posted on Weibo. When they saw the post, they all burst out laughing!
3. Reasons for the match.
1. Reasons for the match:
A. The referee helped the opponent.
B. The referee did not help us.
C. The opponent was too strong.
D. The opponent's technique was too meticulous.
E. The goalposts (net, basketball hoop) helped them.
F. The opponent played abnormally well.
G. The stoppage time was too short.
H. The stoppage time was too long.
"Hahahahaha!"
"I'm dying of laughter, aiyo!"
"The referee did not help us? Pfft! "
When the national soccer team's captain, Han Zhaoguang, saw this, he nearly fainted!
2. Reasons for the match:
A. It was an away game and the atmosphere was affected.
B. It was a home game and the pressure was too great.
C. The audience did not cheer for us.
D. The audience's cheers were too loud.
The netizens couldn't stop laughing!
"Aiyo, what the heck!"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Fuck, I'm going crazy from laughing!"
"So it didn't work out no matter what!"
Everyone from the sporting world flew into a rage!
Zhang Ye!
Fuck your grandpa!
But he was still posting on Weibo. As the word count was too long, Zhang Ye had to split it into several paragraphs!
Fourth, the drawing of lots was bad.
1. The same group was made up of strong teams, the group of death.
2. The same group was made up of middle-tier teams, so the burden of wanting to win and being afraid of losing was too heavy.
3. The same group was made up of weak teams, so they did not pay enough attention to their opponents and were too careless, resulting in a moment of negligence.
"Hahahaha!"
"Aiyo, that was too fucking well said!"
"I'm laughing my ass off! I'm really laughing my ass off! "
5. Other reasons for losing the match (internal team members)
1. "XXX" went overseas for training, so we shelved our main roster.
2. "XXX" came back because he was still jet-lagged.
"Pfft!"
"I'm dying of laughter!"
"It's really a familiar reason for losing the match!"
"Yeah, it's all true!"
"Hahahahaha!"
6. Other reasons for losing the match (internal team members)
1. There was no air conditioning in the hotel.
2. The air conditioning in the hotel was too cold.
3. The air conditioning in the hotel was too hot.
4. The seats on the bus were not comfortable.
5. The team doctor's skills were poor.
6. Zhang Ye's singing was not good!
Zhang Ye: "Analysis complete. There's no need to thank me. My name is Red Scarf."
At this point, the Weibo post ended.
When the netizens saw the last line of the Weibo post, they, who were laughing so hard that they were about to cry, suddenly doubled over in laughter!
Zhang Ye's singing was not good?!
This was purely insulting them!
Zhang Ye's Weibo post had scolded all the sports teams in the sporting world!
There wasn't even a single vulgar word!
There wasn't even a single word that was harsh!
The entire post was just a list of examples!
But his battle prowess was fucking off the charts!
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