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Chapter 498

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Not only was the live audience dumbfounded!

The people watching the live broadcast online were also dumbfounded!

"Holy sh * t!"

"This..."

"Teacher Zhang is really defying the heavens!"

"Hahahahaha! How domineering! "

The internet was in an uproar. Even the comments section of the live broadcast blew up!

What Zhang Ye had previously displayed was only his talent in performing and composing. At most, he would add a bit of wit to it, which allowed him to perform his crosstalk works to the peak, making the audience cramps with laughter. But today, Zhang Ye had once again shocked everyone. No one expected that Zhang Ye could even do speed recitals, and from the looks of it, he could recite whatever was asked of him. It was as if he knew all the speed recitals by heart. This amazing crosstalk foundation had really shocked everyone. Who said that Zhang Ye only knew how to do vulgar crosstalk! He also knew how to do traditional joke segments! And he could even do it better than those professional crosstalk artists!

Tang Dazhang: "..."

Xu Wenxiang also remained silent with a dark expression.

At the contestants' seating area, everyone stared at each other for a long time. No one said a word. Those who shouted the loudest had their faces slapped swollen!

The audience was still applauding.

When Zhang Ye spoke, they stopped. "Be it speed recitals or traditional joke segments, it's not that I don't know how to do them. I'm not from the crosstalk industry, but I dare to say that I know crosstalk better than most crosstalk actors. Today, I'll say this. As long as you can find any speed recitals, there's nothing I can't do! Everyone can choose as you wish. If I stutter or say a word wrong, I'll bid farewell to the stage. I dare to say this! "

Yao Jiancai was laughing and clapping by the side.

The audience was also in an uproar!

"Domineering!"

"Fierce!"

"Teacher Zhang is awesome!"

"Aiya! I love you, Teacher Zhang! "

"Hahaha! This is exactly the aura we want! Let's see if anyone dares to say that you don't know crosstalk! These speed recitals, they probably don't even know how to do them! "

Those crosstalk actors and newcomers did not answer. This was because Zhang Ye had already demonstrated his strength. Since he dared to say such words, it meant that he really had the ability. At this moment, the aura that Zhang Ye released had shocked all of them!

Zhang Ye looked down and said, "Just because you can do a speed recital makes you a crosstalk actor? You're a crosstalk master just because you know how to tell an elegant joke? Being able to recite an educational work makes one a crosstalk artist? I don't agree, and I believe the audience won't agree either! Using this to differentiate the nobility of a crosstalk actor is simply inhumane! "

Yao Jiancai smiled and said, "You can't divide it like that."

The more Zhang Ye spoke, the angrier he got, "Crosstalk has to be educational? What would crosstalk be used to promote? This was a grave mistake! Why did crosstalk exist more than a hundred years ago? How can there be crosstalk? Actors do it to earn money to eat, to support their families. Crosstalk is the art of shaving one's head and pedicure! It was that simple! Why is it so elegant when it comes to you guys? Why is it educational when it comes to you guys? You guys are the ones who have forgotten your roots! Have you forgotten your ancestors!? "After scolding everyone, he returned back to the crosstalk world!

The audience burst into thunderous applause!

Everyone knew that this crosstalk was coming to an end. They also knew that this was the last time Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai would stand on stage and perform crosstalk. They might not be able to hear it again in the future. Suddenly, many of the audience members heard something that resonated with them. They all stood up from their seats!

Zhang Ye said, "Especially now, times are changing and society is improving. There are people who lack money, cars, houses, immoral people, you name it. Once you enter this room, I may not be able to give you any of these, but I can guarantee that after listening to my crosstalk, you will forget about all these troubles. You will be happy, happy, and happy. What else is better than that? This is the meaning of crosstalk! This is my contribution to building a harmonious socialist society! "

The audience burst into thunderous applause once again!

"Good!"

"Well said!"

Yao Jiancai also smiled and nodded vigorously.

Zhang Ye looked at the audience and said loudly, "Who said that! Crosstalk must be educational? Who said that! Crosstalk must be educational? After listening to this crosstalk, you will have to learn something? After listening to this crosstalk, you will have to donate your blood, money, or kidney when you go out? That's impossible! Are we crosstalk or the Red Cross? Are we entertainers or educators? Aren't the relevant departments asking too much of crosstalk!? The expectations that crosstalk actors have for themselves are too high!? You keep saying that art must be educational? "

The number of people in the audience who stood up gradually increased!

300 people!

500 people!

1,000 people!

Zhang Ye shouted louder and louder, "Is the Jingyun Dagu art? Then let me ask you, after listening to the Dagu, what did it teach you!? "

Dagu?

What could it teach you!?

The audience applauded like crazy!

Zhang Ye raised his voice and said, "Is a symphony an art? Then let me ask you, after listening to the symphony, what did it teach you!? "

Another 500 plus people in the audience stood up and applauded with all their might!

Zhang Ye raised his eyebrows and said, "Is acrobatics art? Then let me ask you! After watching a performance of teasing a bear! What did it teach you!? "

The audience's applause drowned out the huge venue again and again!

Zhang Ye said, "Fifteen acrobats riding on a bicycle! And you received an education? That was a violation of traffic regulations! Education, my ass! "

Yao Jiancai laughed and said, "That's the truth."

The audience laughed and applauded. At this moment, almost everyone in the audience stood up with their blood boiling, including those sitting on the second floor!

Zhang Ye picked up a white cloth from the table and wiped the sweat off his forehead from the heat caused by the lights. He slammed the white cloth on the table, "I'm just wondering. Other arts should be like this and that! Why must crosstalk be educated and elegant!? Based on what!? We are just two small crosstalk actors. We did not kill anyone or commit arson. We just wanted to bring a little happiness to the audience. Why is it so difficult? Why is it so unlikeable? Why did we poke a hole in the sky? What's going on!? "

He exhaled.

Zhang Ye pointed above his head and shouted, "I don't believe that the sky is so big that it can't accommodate crosstalk!" Saying that, he pointed to his feet, "I don't believe that the ground is so big that it can't accommodate two crosstalk actors!" These were not Guo Degang's words, but Zhang Ye's own words. They were words that he had always wanted to say!

Yao Jiancai applauded, "Well said!"

Below, the time for the competition was up. The staff came up to clear the stage. It was time for the next group of contestants.

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai did not say a word. They gave a deep bow to the audience and turned around to leave the stage.

At this moment, the audience suddenly erupted. There were thousands of people in the audience. Almost everyone was shouting their names in anger!

"Teacher Yao!"

"Zhang Ye!"

"Zhang Ye!"

Following that, no one knew who started it, but everyone started shouting the same word. It was the evaluation of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai as a commoner!

"Champion!"

"Champion!"

"Champion!"

"Champion!"

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's competition had ended. They would definitely be disqualified for the following rounds, but in the hearts of the audience, they were the true champions!

No one could replace them!

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