The venue was in an uproar!
The internet was also in an uproar!
Those who knew Zhang Ye knew that it had not been easy for him to get to where he was today. He had been arrested, banned by the radio circle, Beijing Television Station, Shanghai, and the SARFT. And now, when Zhang Ye had nowhere else to go, he decided to perform crosstalk. He had not offended anyone, but now, a bunch of crosstalk actors wanted to ban and boycott him. This was pushing him to his death. If it were anyone else, they would not be able to tolerate it. Of course, they would scold back at them and cause a life-and-death struggle!
Zhang Ye helplessly threw up his hands and said, "So now, whenever I see people scolding me, or see some so-called experts jumping out to educate me, I basically ignore them. In the end, I managed to develop a pair of discerning eyes. I have already reached the realm of reading all the adult films in the world without having any codes in my heart!"
The audience collectively jeered, "Yi!!"
Yao Jiancai said, "Alright, have you watched enough adult films?"
Zhang Ye nodded and looked at him, "I'll return it to you when the time comes."
"Ah?" Yao Jiancai stared at him, "I'll borrow it from you?"
The audience laughed, "Hahahahaha!"
Tian Bin, who was in the audience, was also overjoyed. He was laughing so hard that he had cramps!
In the audience, there were only a few young men and women with dyed yellow and green hair. They did not laugh at all and were even causing trouble in the audience. They were not near the podium, but not too far either.
A red-haired youth shouted, "Get off the stage!"
A green-haired youth shouted, "What are you talking about!?"
"What lousy crosstalk is this!?" The six or seven of them had come together and were shouting. There was even a person who was obviously from China who suddenly scolded in Korean. He looked quite pleased with himself, as he knew that other than the few of them, no one else could understand what he was saying. He was feeling very superior.
This voice came from the crowd and was clearly a little harsh on the ears. Many of the audience members looked at them unhappily. Who had invited them to cause trouble? From the way he was dressed, it was obvious that he was a fan of Lee Anson or a Korean celebrity. The audience knew that it was not only the people from the crosstalk world who were scolding Zhang Ye online. The ones who were scolding him the most were the Koreans and Hallyu fans. These people all hated Zhang Ye to the core.
In the front row, Tang Dazhang turned around. Xu Wenxiang and a few of the crosstalk actors also turned around to look at the few of them. If there were audience members causing trouble during their crosstalk, they would probably be very unhappy. After all, they were performing, so shouldn't they at least show some respect? But now that it was Zhang Ye who was performing, when these crosstalk actors heard the sound of someone messing around, they felt quite comfortable instead. It was not ear-piercing at all.
On the stage.
Yao Jiancai's brows twitched when he heard that.
The scene suddenly became quiet, and the atmosphere changed a little.
Zhang Ye looked at the people below and laughed. He was not affected by this at all. Instead, he added a joke at the last minute, "The topic still has to return to elegance and vulgarity."
Yao Jiancai: "Yes."
Zhang Ye smiled and said, "What do some people think is elegance?"
Yao Jiancai was startled. Why didn't he follow the script? But he reacted quickly. "What is?"
Zhang Ye said, "You worship foreign things!"
"Ha?" Yao Jiancai said.
Zhang Ye said sarcastically, "You learn from foreigners. Foreigners' things are all good, and foreigners' things are all elegant. Some are Korean, some are Japanese. Hur hur, to be honest, in the past, those countries were all our vassal states. They pay tribute every year, and when they give birth to a son, they have to send him over to us as a hostage. But now, you want to learn from them?"
Tian Bin was applauding from the audience!
Yao Jiancai gave a wry smile. "That is indeed a phenomenon."
Zhang Ye said, "Sometimes, I just can't stand it. When children learn to do this, they cut their hair in such a way that it looks like a high cut, shredded, mushroom bottom. They dye their hair red and white, red and white, and it really looks like spicy cabbage! "
Yao Jiancai laughed and said, "Hai, just one look and you can tell that it's Korean."
Many of the audience members were already laughing!
Those young men and women who were Korean also stared with their eyes wide open. All of them had similar hairstyles. Damn! After Zhang Ye scolded the crosstalk world, he came to scold them!
But Zhang Ye was still looking at them. "The trouser legs are even bigger than the waistband. A size 36 foot wearing size 41 shoes. With a flip of his eyelashes, pa, he even took off his hat!"
Yao Jiancai said, "Whoa, the hat is too light."
The audience was delighted to see this. Looking at those Korean fans who had caused trouble earlier, they thought to themselves that they still dared to tear down Zhang Ye's stage? Don't you know that this fellow has been a professional Korean Insulter for 20 years! Provoking him? Aren't you just asking for it!? However, many of the audience members were also very interested in what Zhang Ye would say. This was because in "Zhang Ye's Talk Show", many of them had already heard Zhang Ye scolding Korea in the form of a talk show. However, crosstalk and talk show were obviously two different forms of art. It would definitely be different to say it, so they had never heard of it before!
Zhang Ye really fulfilled everyone's wishes and said, "I heard that there are a lot of talented people in Korea."
Yao Jiancai said happily, "That's not a small number."
Zhang Ye's eyes lit up. "I heard that all the talented people in the world are from Korea. Buddha, Confucius, they are all from Korea. I heard that even Teacher Yao is from their country."
Yao Jiancai hurriedly waved his hands. "I'm not."
Zhang Ye glanced at him. "If only you were. They don't know how powerful we are. If we send a few crosstalk performers to Korea, they will definitely perish there!"
Yao Jiancai exclaimed, "Wow, what a guy. Crosstalk performers can cause so much trouble?"
When this joke segment came out, the audience immediately burst into laughter. How exciting! This is too f * * king exciting! So even if Zhang Ye did not use the form of a talk show, he could still use crosstalk to scold the Koreans. Not only did he insult Korea, he even scolded the crosstalk world!
A few crosstalk actors slammed their hands on the armrests of their chairs!
Those Hallyu fans were also flushed red with anger!
Zhang Ye was not done yet. He said, "I heard that Korea has recently created some kind of rocket with a scientist on board. They want to go up to the Sun."
Yao Jiancai stopped him. "Hey, wait a moment. Go up to the Sun?"
Zhang Ye said, "Yes."
Yao Jiancai said nervously, "The Sun is so hot. That's a fireball."
Zhang Ye blinked and said, "The Koreans said to go at night."
Everyone in the audience burst into laughter!
Yao Jiancai said in a speechless manner, "I've never seen such a brainless person before. Is it appropriate to go at night?"
Zhang Ye said sarcastically, "Anyway, we don't understand the people from that place. Let's be honest. It's just a small country."
Yao Jiancai nodded. "It's not that big."
Zhang Ye said, "They can't compare to us. Look at our weather forecast. It takes 15 minutes to report."
Yao Jiancai acknowledged, "We have a lot of space."
Zhang Ye said, "The Korean weather forecast for that day only had one sentence."
Yao Jiancai did not understand. "What did it say?"
Zhang Ye pointed to the sky. "... It's raining all over the country!"
Yao Jiancai exclaimed, "Just a piece of cloud covering it? Isn't that too small! "
"Hahahaha!"
"It's raining all over the country? Pfft! "
"Aiyo, what the f * * k!"
"Hahaha! Teacher Zhang Ye is still as good as ever! When he scolds Korea, his battle prowess is off the charts! Look at Teacher Zhang Ye's eyes. Just talking about this makes him so excited! It's so funny! "
"Godly! God cursed! "
"Tell me, how the f * * k does Teacher Zhang's brain grow!?"
"This was a joke segment added at the last minute, right? It was definitely not written in the script. Didn't you see Yao Jiancai stunned for a moment? He nearly did not follow up. This was a joke segment made up on the spot for those troublemaking Hallyu fans? Awesome! Zhang Ye is indeed Zhang Ye! He can come up with anything effortlessly! "
"Look at those Hallyu fans. Their faces have turned green from the scolding!"
Wave after wave!
After scolding, it was wave after wave!
After killing a group, it was another group!
It was as if they were saying: Who else??
A few Hallyu fans stared angrily at Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai onstage, but they did not say a word. They did not cause any more trouble. They knew that even if they teamed up, they would not be able to outscold the person onstage!
After the burst of laughter, the audience returned to silence.
Zhang Ye blinked. "It's a little off topic. Oh right, where were we?"
Yao Jiancai said helplessly, "I don't know either. You didn't follow the script!"
The audience laughed. Indeed, this was a joke segment added at the last minute. Zhang Ye had made himself dizzy from saying it, so he could not take it back!
Tang Dazhang and many others from the crosstalk world were waiting to see a joke, but Zhang Ye's next sentence made it impossible for them to watch!
Zhang Ye retracted it and mumbled, "It's raining all over the country... it's raining all over the country... so! What is elegance? "
Yao Jiancai straightened his back. "Whoa, you're retracting it!"
Zhang Ye laughed. "I have to get back to the topic."
"That's such a great turnaround." Yao Jiancai facepalmed!
"Hahahaha!"
"Ahahahaha!"
As there was an accident at the scene with a few Hallyu fans causing trouble, Zhang Ye changed his routine at the last minute and inserted a segment at the last minute. Naturally, the topic of the crosstalk went further and further. This should have been a flaw, but in Zhang Ye's mouth, this flaw was turned into a joke. It made the audience laugh out loud. From Zhang Ye's mouth, crosstalk was like a game. This was the first time anyone had heard crosstalk performed in such a way!
Yao Jiancai was actually convinced. Teaming up with Zhang Ye to perform crosstalk, he was like a fish in water. It was very easy for him. He only needed to support Zhang Ye and not worry about any mistakes or changes in the joke segments. Zhang Ye could handle all of them. For example, in the scene just now, Yao Jiancai knew that if it had been his old partner, he would have been caught off guard. The audience would have been able to see the flaw in the crosstalk, not to mention bringing out a new burden on the spot. Even if they followed the script, they might not have been able to do it well. But in Zhang Ye's hands, these things did not seem to be a problem at all. He was just joking and chatting. Even a small flaw could be turned into a burden. It was as if the flaw had been arranged beforehand, making the audience laugh. Zhang Ye's basic qualities made even a professional crosstalk actor like Yao Jiancai feel ashamed.
Many of the audience members had a question in their minds!
Was Zhang Ye really a layman?
Was this really Zhang Ye's first time doing crosstalk? He had never learned it before?
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