The atmosphere at the venue was getting more and more heated.
Onstage, the crosstalk continued.
Zhang Ye looked at the audience in a clear voice and said, "If there are people who doubt us and criticize us, we can understand that. No form of art can be liked by everyone in the world. Some people say that they like Zhang Ye's crosstalk, and that's not wrong. Some people say that they don't like Zhang Ye's crosstalk, and that's not wrong either. But if the second group of people insist that they are more elegant than the first group, then that's a big mistake!"
Bba Bba Bba!
"Good!"
"Well said!"
The audience applauded.
Zhang Ye added, "This is also the reason why they are always in the 'second' category."
"Hahaha!" The audience laughed.
Zhang Ye said, "Art does not differentiate between high and low."
Yao Jiancai nodded in agreement. "That's right."
Zhang Ye said, "Elegance is not essential, but vulgarity is something that no one can live without."
"What do you mean by that?" Yao Jiancai asked.
Zhang Ye said, "It's very easy to understand. For example, oil paintings, opera, or ballet. Would you die if you didn't watch them? You won't die and can still do whatever you need to do. But if you were to live without vulgarity, you wouldn't be able to live on. Garlic is vulgar? I don't believe that you don't use garlic when cooking eggplant! You use coffee to stir-fry it? "
Yao Jiancai laughed and said, "Who uses coffee to stir-fry vegetables?"
Zhang Ye said, "Sh * t and fart are vulgar? If you have the ability, don't go to the toilet for the rest of your life! "
Yao Jiancai said, "Whoa, wouldn't that suffocate me to death!"
Everyone laughed!
Zhang Ye looked sideways. "Isn't that so?"
Yao Jiancai nodded. "That's true."
I'm different from Teacher Yao. Teacher Yao is a serious crosstalk actor and has studied it since elementary school. I don't, but those who know me know that I am a broadcasting major. This is my specialty, so I'm different from the other contestants. In the crosstalk industry, I am indeed a layman. But a layman is a layman. If you say that I don't know crosstalk, then that won't do. Then I'll have to argue with you! "
Layman?
But know crosstalk?
Yao Jiancai wondered, "What do you mean by that?"
Zhang Ye looked at everyone and said, "I don't know what those people who scold me for not knowing crosstalk think. In your eyes, what does knowing crosstalk mean? What do you mean by knowing? "
In the seating area for the 100 groups of contestants, someone suddenly shouted, "Speed recital!"
This time, the audience did not jeer. Instead, it was the contestants who jeered.
"One more!"
"Yes, let's do a speed recital!"
"This is the foundation of crosstalk!"
"Since Teacher Zhang knows crosstalk, then let us experience it for ourselves!"
The few crosstalk actors who were making a ruckus did not have any good ideas. What was speed recital? It was a long speech of complex words, vocabulary, and story content "dang dang dang" into a paragraph without stuttering. There were quite a few traditional joke segments in crosstalk that had this. This was no longer a question of difficulty, as it was something that had been honed from a young age. Crosstalk actors who started learning halfway might not even be able to do it after a few years of practice. Even those professional crosstalk actors who had been learning crosstalk from a young age, more than half of them would not be able to do it. Even if they could barely do it, it would be very strenuous, and they might even make mistakes or speak extremely slowly! Therefore, speed recitals were extremely difficult even for professional crosstalk actors, let alone a layman.
Naturally, the audience knew this as well.
"Speed recital?"
"Damn, these people are causing trouble again!"
"Teacher Zhang, don't bother with them!"
A group of contestants who were not as good as Zhang Ye and could not beat him in crosstalk had joined forces with the crosstalk world to boycott Zhang Ye, calling for him to be disqualified. This had already disappointed a lot of the audience, but now, at the venue, this group of people were trying to stab Zhang Ye in the back again. Many of the audience members were very angry and felt that this group of people did not know what was good for them. Their skills were not as good as Zhang Ye's, yet they were still trying to stir up trouble!
Yao Jiancai pretended not to hear them. Speed recital? Even he did not know how to do that. At most, he could barely do a bit of it. He was a supporting character and did not know much about speed recital, so he could not help Zhang Ye out even if he wanted to. So he just ignored those people's clamoring.
However, Zhang Ye did not ignore them. "Speed recital?"
"Yes!"
"Right!"
"If you're so capable, come at me!"
The contestants did not know that this was a live broadcast. They all thought that the cameras were not recording, so they did not have any qualms about it. Previously, when they heard Zhang Ye scolding them so loudly that they, as crosstalk actors, were left speechless, they also wanted to get back at him! We can't beat you in scolding? Alright then, let's use our true abilities to speak. The basic skills of a crosstalk actor were honed over ten or even twenty years. They did not believe that Zhang Ye could do a perfect speed recital. Even for newcomers like them, there were not many who could do it well!
Zhang Ye laughed and said, "Oh, so in your eyes, only those who can do speed recital are considered good crosstalk?"
Yao Jiancai signaled to him with his eyes.
But Zhang Ye did not seem to notice it. "Alright, since there are so many people here today and I can see that everyone is looking forward to it, then I will do a performance for everyone. Are you all willing to listen to it, or are you all willing to listen to it?"
Yao Jiancai said, "Are you all willing to listen to it?"
Tang Dazhang was stunned.
The other crosstalk actors were also slightly stunned.
What was the meaning of this? Was this Zhang guy really going to say it? How could he!
When the audience saw this, they were momentarily stunned. What? Could it be that Teacher Zhang really f * * king knows how to do it? That can't be! They were also looking forward to it!
Zhang Ye smiled and said, "What does everyone want to listen to?"
A female audience member shouted, "'Announcing the names of the dishes'!"
Zhang Ye had done a little bit of this speed recital on his talk show before. He only briefly mentioned the first few dishes and did not say everything. Maybe people who had seen that talk show thought that Zhang Ye only knew the first few dishes and did not know the rest. Hearing this, Zhang Ye smiled and immediately said, "That's right, Zhang Ye.
"I'll treat you to steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, stewed salted duck, soy sauce chicken, preserved meat, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted su plate, smoked chicken, white belly, steamed pig with eight treasures, glutinous rice stuffed duck, poached pheasant, poached quail, poached assorted meat, poached goose, poached shrimps, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached shrimps, poached pheasant, poached shrimps, poached shrimps, poached pheasant,
With this long recital, all of the contestants were dumbfounded!
Tang Dazhang, Xu Wenxiang and the other crosstalk artists also looked at each other in shock!
No one had expected that not only would Zhang Ye say it without any hesitation, he did not even stutter. Even the pause in his breathing was barely noticeable. Compared to a professional crosstalk actor's speed recital, Zhang Ye was even faster and smoother than them!
The speed of his speech was flying!
Zhang Ye was still saying, "... Red meatballs, white meatballs, fried meatballs, three delicacies meatballs, four happiness meatballs, chicken meatballs, sunflower meatballs, fried meatballs, tofu meatballs, red stew meatballs, white stew meatballs, braised meat, barbecued meat, soy sauce meat, lotus leaf stew, cherry meat, horsetooth meat, soy sauce meat, bean curd meat, jar meat, pot meat, yuanbao meat, fortune meat, red pork knuckle, white pork knuckle, crystal pork knuckle, beeswax pork knuckle, braised pork knuckle, braised pork knuckle, steamed mutton, braised mutton, five spices mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton, braised mutton,
Finished!
Not a single dish was missing!
Everyone in the audience was also shocked!
Even his partner, Yao Jiancai, looked at Zhang Ye in a daze. Even he did not know that Zhang Ye had such a skill. F * * k, he can even do speed recital? Not only could he do it, he could even do it better than professional crosstalk actors? Impossible! Since when did this kid train!?
Actually, Zhang Ye did not need to train at all. With the Memory Search Capsule, he had already memorized all the crosstalk jokes and speed recital. Zhang Ye was a broadcasting major, so he could recite it like it was a game. When he finished reciting it, he did not even take a deep breath. It was very relaxed.
A crosstalk contestant did not believe it. His expression changed as he shouted, "'Geographical Map'!"
Zhang Ye said the next moment, "Go to the Great Northern Pass, go to Hebei Street, Dahongqiao, Yangcun, Caicun, Hexi, Anping, Matou, Zhangjiawan, go to Tongzhou's Bali Bridge, enter Beijing's Qihua Gate, exit Beijing's Desheng Gate. Go to Qinghe, Shahe, Changping County, Nankou, Qinglong Bridge, Kangzhuangzi, Huailai, Shacheng, Baoan, Xihuayuan, Xinzhuangzi, Xuanhua Manor, Shalingzi, Yulin, Zhangjiakou, Chaigou Fort, Xiwan, Tianzhen, Yanggao County, Jule Fort, Zhoushi Manor, Datong, Gushan, Hongci Fort, Feng Town, Suji, Jining, Crossroads, Shishitai, Zhuozi, Sandao Camp, Shizhang Camp, Taoboqi... "
Everyone was once again dumbfounded by what they heard!
But before Zhang Ye could finish, he continued to recite it without panting, "... Go to Qinhuangdao, Beidaihe, Changli County, to Luanzhou, Guye, Kaiping, to Tangshan. Lutai, Hanggu, Tanggu, Xinhe 50 Street, Dongxin Village, Junliang City, Xinhe, Zhanggui Village, Zhuanzhuang, Second Cultural Palace, Bank, Dajiagu, Trackless Carriage Factory, Dawang Village. After crossing Liberation Bridge, Binjiang Road, Heping Road, Nanshi, only then will you reach the Great Wall Cinema! "
At this moment, many of the audience members jumped to their feet!
"Great!"
"Holy shit!"
"Teacher Zhang is too awesome!"
"Beautifully said!"
The applause suddenly exploded in the venue, it was deafening!
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