Jiang Chen and Silly Zhu were on a mission together.
Silly Zhu's face was full of sighs.
"What's wrong?"
Jiang Chen was puzzled.
Silly Zhu said honestly, "Brother Chen, I'm so handsome, why do I always get rejected by girls when I'm in a relationship? I'm puzzled! "
Jiang Chen was drinking water and spat it out.
Damn ~ ~
You're handsome?
Jiang Chen held back his laughter and said, "Yes, yes, I'm also puzzled about this. You said you're handsome, why do you get rejected by girls? "
Silly Zhu looked up at the sky and sighed, "I want to be like the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch!"
Jiang Chen laughed again.
"I want to be like the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch! Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand! Tell me if you have something to say! "
Jiang Chen couldn't stand Silly Zhu anymore.
Silly Zhu smiled honestly, "Hehe, I often see you talk nonsense to beautiful girls, and I want to imitate you."
Jiang Chen: "…"
'Damn it, you didn't learn my greatest essence.'
He was so handsome!
Handsome men would flirt with young ladies. They would flirt with them as they pleased.
Silly Cow, do you want to learn from me? Flirt with girls until they don't want you?
"What the hell do you want?"
Jiang Chen slapped Silly Zhu's head.
Silly Zhu coughed, "Brother Chen, I saw that your previous girlfriends were all so beautiful. I also want to have a girlfriend like her. Can you teach me some experience? "
"How did you get your girlfriend? That Su Xiaoxiao? "
Silly Zhu's eyes lit up.
Jiang Chen thought for a while and said seriously, "Actually, there's no special skill. I was browsing my friends' circle and saw that she wanted to eat a sundae. When I saw KFC nearby, I immediately went to buy it and sent it to her."
"Oh!"
Silly Zhu suddenly understood, "So, Brother Chen, your point is to cater to her preferences?"
"No."
Jiang Chen said with a deep face, "It's all because of my Lamborghini Poison! I was driving 120 yards! If you took the bus to deliver the sundae, it would have melted long ago! "
"Oh ~ ~"
Silly Zhu suddenly realized.
He thought for a moment.
They hugged each other and cried ~ ~
More importantly, the Lamborghini's poison was released very quickly.
.....
.....
Jiang Chen and Lan Nuanyan were walking in SKP Mall.
Ever since he became the chairman of SKP, Jiang Chen liked to bring girls to SKP for dates.
Lan Nuanyan had to go to the bathroom at the last minute.
When she came out to wash her hands, a man wearing a yellow T-shirt and branded jeans walked past Lan Nuanyan.
When the man saw Lan Nuanyan, his eyes lit up.
Damn!
What a goddess!
Even in SKP, where beautiful women and rich people gathered, Lan Nuanyan's beauty and temperament were at a crushing level!
Greed flashed in the man's eyes.
What to do?
It was impossible for him to let her go. It was not easy for him to meet such a goddess. No matter what, he could not let her go.
But how could he attract the attention of the goddess?
The man frowned.
Suddenly, inspiration struck.
"Hehe, I've got it."
He pretended to be troubled and said to Lan Nuanyan, "Beautiful lady, can you do me a favor?"
Lan Nuanyan: "???"
"It's like this."
The man looked embarrassed and said, "I drove here, but I encountered a big problem parking the car. Are you willing to do me a favor and go to the basement with me?"
Lan Nuanyan was troubled. "Parking the car? I usually drive, but ~ ~ "
"You have a driver's license? That's great! "
The man's eyes lit up and he thought to himself, "Damn, I was afraid that you didn't know how to drive. It's good that you have a car!"
'I'm going to act cool for sure!'
He put his hands together and begged, "Beautiful lady, please, I'm dying of anxiety. Thank you very much!"
Lan Nuanyan thought for a moment. "Okay, but I want to go with my boyfriend."
"What?"
The man's face froze. "Boyfriend?"
Now, it was a little awkward.
He did not expect the goddess to have a boyfriend?
His smile was a little forced ~ ~
This was a little difficult.
But …
The man was very confident in his own strength!
Hmph!
Even if she had a boyfriend, what was the use?
In front of him, all couples could be torn apart!
The goddess only belonged to a powerhouse like him!
He had used this trick before and had torn apart countless couples.
Hehe, he laughed sinisterly.
"Okay, call your boyfriend and come together. After it's done, I'm willing to give you two a thank-you gift!"
.....
Lan Nuanyan met up with Jiang Chen and told him what had just happened.
"What? Someone asked you to go to the basement to help? "
Jiang Chen frowned and felt that things were not that simple.
What was the motive behind this?
Jiang Chen did not believe that this man had asked Lan Nuanyan for help because of a parking problem.
How many men would ask a female driver for help because of a parking problem?
If a female driver stopped, it would be a disaster!
Shouldn't it be the other way around?
Jiang Chen understood immediately.
It must be that the beauty of Lan Nuanyan's goddess had attracted the attention of a man who thought he was awesome. It was not good to pursue her directly, so he used this method to test her.
Jiang Chen thought, 'Hahaha!
I can kill 120 of these pretentious men in a day! '
"Let's go then."
Jiang Chen smiled.
Lan Nuanyan brought Jiang Chen to meet up with the man in the basement.
The man was a little nervous at first, afraid that Lan Nuanyan's man was a big shot or something. After all, in a place like SKP where rich people gathered, it was not rare for a big shot to appear.
Moreover, Lan Nuanyan was such a goddess. What would her man be like?
Who knew …
Lan Nuanyan gently held Jiang Chen's hand. When they walked over, the man's eyes almost popped out!
B-Security guard?
The goddess's boyfriend was actually a small security guard?
This …
His dog eyes were blind!
The man almost laughed out loud.
'Today, the goddess will be mine!'
The man's face was full of gratitude. As he walked, he said, "My name is Ma Jianhua. Thank you, goddess, and goddess's boyfriend, for helping me park the car. I'm really in big trouble."
Jiang Chen was speechless.
This guy was obviously up to no good.
But, haha.
Jiang Chen smiled faintly.
'Who asked you to pretend? Who asked you to pretend to be a big shot?
Hmph!
'In SKP, who dares to covet my girlfriend?'
I'll kill you! '
The three of them walked into the parking lot together.
Ma Jianhua led the way, but he did not go to the bus parking lot. Instead, he pointed at the truck parking lot in front. "My car is right in front. We'll be there soon."
"Huh?"
Lan Nuanyan was a little confused. "You're driving a truck?"
'What a strange man. He's driving a truck to SKP?'
Ma Jianhua smiled very lewdly. "Haha, sorry. This is the most difficult part for me. Otherwise, I wouldn't have asked you for help."
From his lewd smile, Jiang Chen could smell a familiar scent!
The scent of pretentiousness!
Ma Jianhua led Lan Nuanyan Jiang Chen to the truck parking lot. He pointed at the tall pole and spread his hands. "Normally, the height limit in a shopping mall is 1.9 meters, right?"
Lan Nuanyan nodded.
"But, my car ~ ~"
Ma Jianhua spread his hands and said, "If my car is 1.96 meters tall, it won't be able to enter the bus parking lot!
"So, in order to enter SKP to buy things, I thought of a way!"
Ma Jianhua smiled confidently and said, "I parked my car in the truck parking lot in the mall. What do you think? I'm very witty, right? "
'Witty, my foot!'
Jiang Chen: → _ →!
Ma Jianhua led Jiang Chen and Lan Nuanyan to the truck parking lot and pointed. "Look! Some people say that SKP is the place with the highest concentration of big shots in Imperial City!
"You know what a big shot is, right?
"It's a big shot off-road car!
"This car costs at least three million yuan each, and the most expensive ones cost five million!"
Ma Jianhua smiled pretentiously and said, "There's a white G63 in front of us!"
Jiang Chen was speechless.
As expected, he was not here to ask for help. He was just here to show off!
A domineering G63 was parked in the truck parking lot.
Sure enough, under SKP, big shots were everywhere, and Mercedes-Benz was as cheap as a dog.
Ma Jianhua ran to the front of the G63 and pointed at his height. "Look, I'm 1.83 meters tall. This G63 is taller than me. It definitely won't pass the height limit."
Lan Nuanyan nodded.
However, Jiang Chen saw through the tricks very clearly.
What height limit?
Damn, you're here to show off your wealth!
"Look! There's a big black G500 in front of us!
"This big G500, black wheels, black surround, black roof, black logo ~ ~"
"A black four-piece set!
"This is no ordinary big shot!
"This is really rare, did you know? It's this black set! "
Ma Jianhua began to talk non-stop. He focused on the black G500, and his saliva flew everywhere.
"This is really different, did you know? If you have this black set, it's as expensive as an Audi A4! And it's the top version! "
Ma Jianhua said excitedly, "What I'm very sure of now is that this is a dark version.
"If you drive this car on the road, not only will the passers-by look at you, but even the owners of ordinary big cars will look at you. Because this car of yours is the most beautiful car on the whole street!
"It's too cool, do you know that?"
Ma Jianhua continued to praise the big G500 to show off his rich knowledge.
“？？？”
Jiang Chen was dumbfounded. "Why are you telling us this? Didn't you ask us to help? Why are you talking about the G500 here? Are you a car seller? "
"Ah …"
Ma Jianhua was immediately embarrassed.
His smile gradually disappeared.
Damn!
How could I be a car seller?
"I'm just telling you that this big G is really powerful! I used to drive big G in the desert, the Gobi Desert, and … the feeling of driving this car must be very good! "
He didn't care about Jiang Chen anymore. He started to show off to Lan Nuanyan, "It's said that the G500 has three very nice sounds. The first is the exhaust, the second is the sound of the door opening and closing, and the last one is the sound of camels mewing!"
As Ma Jianhua spoke, he looked at Jiang Chen with disdain and curled his lips.
That means …
Have you all seen it before?
Lowly!
You probably haven't even heard of a game that only the rich can afford to play, right?
We're different, different …
Jiang Chen immediately understood.
The three nice sounds that Ma Jianhua mentioned should be to participate in the Alashan Heroes' Club, a game for rich people to drive to Alashan.
The Alashan Heroes' Club had a bad reputation because of the luxurious life of some rich second-generation heirs.
It was originally a grand event for off-road driving in the desert, but it had become so bad, and the rich second-generation heirs were still showing off?
Ma Jianhua said regretfully, "It would be perfect if I could listen to these three best sounds today! This is a man's romance … "
As he spoke, he glanced at Lan Nuanyan. These words, without exception, were all secretly attacking Jiang Chen.
If you don't have money, you don't deserve to be called a man.
The lifestyle of us rich people is just that luxurious.
You?
A small security guard?
Is your annual salary enough to buy a G500 wheel?
After all, a G500 costs 5 million yuan.
Hehe …
As he spoke, he sighed as if it was a great pity that he couldn't drive this Night Elf and couldn't hear the sound.
Lan Nuanyan was speechless.
Jiang Chen was speechless.
This person was so strange.
Ma Jianhua was still waiting for Lan Nuanyan to be bewitched by him and empathize with him …
After all, he had met many good-looking young ladies before. When they heard him talk about the G500, how awesome it was, and how beautiful it was, they would worship it and their eyes would be filled with stars.
At that time, even if the girl had a boyfriend, it wouldn't matter.
Then, he would be able to invite the girl to sit in his car and go shopping.
Then …
Hehe, there was no need to say anymore, right?
Even if he only sat in the car with the girl, there would be a crack in the girl's relationship with her boyfriend.
No matter how open-minded a boy was, it was impossible for him not to mind his girlfriend sitting in another man's car in front of him.
This kind of shameless action had already broken up countless couples.
But …
After his wave of shameless actions, Lan Nuanyan didn't react.
Ma Jianhua was speechless.
“？？？”
'What's going on?
After my previous actions, the girl's heart was already rippling …
It was difficult for her to control herself.
No matter how reserved the girl was on the surface, she couldn't control herself in the face of the temptation of this Night Elf!
'But what's going on with this goddess?
She's not moved at all and even wants to laugh? '
Ma Jianhua didn't know.
Lan Nuanyan was worth ten billion yuan. Her own luxury cars were all parked in the garage. Moreover, the car she was driving now was the Bentley Continental that Jiang Chen had given her!
It was also a five million yuan car!
She was worth ten billion yuan. How could she be moved when she saw the five million yuan car that he had been showing off?
You had been showing off for so long, and it was still yours. Her boyfriend had given it to her!
There was a huge difference between the two, okay?
Lan Nuanyan said, "Is this person a fool?"
Jiang Chen held back his laughter.
"Tsk, it must be because the goddess knows nothing about the G500! That's why she's indifferent! "
Ma Jianhua rubbed his hands secretly, unconvinced.
He held back his enthusiasm and wanted to show off to the end!
It was time to use his big move!
As he sighed, he took out a car key from his pocket!
With a smirk on his face, he was ready to see Jiang Chen and Lan Nuanyan's shocked expressions.
Previously, he had praised the car in all sorts of ways as if it didn't belong to him.
But in fact, it was his.
There should be applause here!
He had a look of superiority on his face, waiting to see Jiang Chen and Lan Nuanyan's shocked expressions.
But …
Jiang Chen and Lan Nuanyan looked at each other and looked at him with an expression that said, "Are you stupid?"
The three of them looked at each other.
The atmosphere was very awkward.
Ma Jianhua was speechless.
Why?
Why weren't the two of them shocked?
Shouldn't they be shocked that the beauty fell in love with me and the man felt ashamed of his inferiority?
I'm so rich.
"Alright, next, I'll show you the sound of the door opening and closing of this car."
He went up and opened the car door excitedly.
He opened it forcefully.
He closed it forcefully.
Dong!
"This car can only be opened with special force!"
He looked proud.
He opened it forcefully.
He closed it forcefully.
Dong!
The cycle repeated.
Jiang Chen and Lan Nuanyan looked at him quietly. The door opened, the door closed …
The atmosphere was very awkward.
The awkward atmosphere was quietly spreading.
"Hubby, this person doesn't seem to be very smart?"
Lan Nuanyan whispered to Jiang Chen.
Jiang Chen nodded.
When Ma Jianhua heard this, he almost spat out a mouthful of blood!
Damn it!
The goddess actually said that I'm not very smart!
I'm so wronged!
I have such an awesome Night Elf G500!
Why are you looking at me like I'm a fool?
Ma Jianhua was so angry.
He pretended to be cool and pointed. "Don't be in a daze. Get in the car!"
Jiang Chen said indifferently, "But, didn't you ask us to help? What kind of help? "
"Oh, it's like this."
Ma Jianhua was just trying to show off. Why would he need help?
However, when Jiang Chen asked, he was embarrassed. He thought of something in a hurry. "Yes, yes, it's like this. Haha, my car is too high. It's easy to hit the height limit pole and the various warning devices on it. I want you to help me take a look at the height limit device on it. Don't hit it. "
Jiang Chen smiled. "Alright, I'll help you take a look."
Ma Jianhua started the G500 and began to praise himself again. "Listen to this sound! The sound of this engine is so pleasant to the ears. "
At this time, Ma Jianhua didn't forget to show off.
Lan Nuanyan: "…"
I couldn't help but want to laugh! What should I do?
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