Jiang Chen worked as a security guard.
On this day, Captain Zhou suddenly called, "Our team received an urgent mission. Let's go to the Golden Cup! We need to move out urgently! "
“？？？”
Jiang Chen, Sha Zhu, and the others were a little confused.
What's going on?
What's the urgent matter?
What happened?
The Golden Cup car sped all the way.
Captain Zhou said gloomily, "Actually, our Poly Property Company received a mission. We need to go with the city gate department."
"Ah? Are you going to clean up the night market? "
Sha Zhu shouted, "I'm not going. In the video, there's a video of the city enforcement officers chasing after the hawkers. I don't think it's good. I'm not going. "
"What are you thinking?"
Captain Zhou said helplessly, "Now, how can the city enforcement officers chase after the hawkers? Don't you know that the government has opened the stall policy? You can open the night market to the public? "
“？？？”
Sha Zhu was a little confused at that time.
"Damn, so it's like this?"
"The city enforcement officers don't need to ban the street hawkers?"
"Then why do they want us to help? What are they doing? "
Sha Zhu said gloomily.
"Damn, I don't know. I only know when we go there."
Captain Zhou spread out his hands.
They arrived at the night market.
The captain of the city gate looked for them. Only then did they know why they were here.
"What? They want us to set up a stall? "
Sha Zhu was so surprised that his jaw dropped!
"Why do they want us as security guards to set up a stall?"
Jiang Chen also felt that this was a fantasy.
"Actually, it's like this."
The captain of the city gate said helplessly, "As you can see, this is the night market."
He pointed at the night market behind him.
Jiang Chen looked and found that the night market.
It was so quiet.
There were only a few stalls. It was deserted.
Not only were there no stalls, but there were also not many customers.
The captain of the city gate said gloomily, "If we want to blame, we can only blame ourselves for strictly enforcing the policy. We don't allow the hawkers to set up stalls casually."
He said embarrassedly, "But that was also the policy at that time. What about now? The policy has changed 180 degrees. Not only did they allow the hawkers to set up stalls, but they also gave orders to the city gate department. "
"For us, we have to think of a way to restore the liveliness of the night market in the past. We need a city with fireworks!"
The city guard captain shrugged and said, "But the hawkers have all run away. We've been calling them all the time to invite them back, but they don't dare to come back."
Jiang Chen was speechless.
I laughed until I cried ~ ~
Think about it.
All of a sudden, the hawkers received a call from the city guards, asking them to come back and set up their stalls.
Cheng Guan: "We are now implementing the town's policy and restoring the night market. Come back and set up your stall."
The vendor was frightened. "No, no, no. I don't set up a stall anymore. I didn't know anything in the past ~ ~"
Cheng Guan made a solemn vow, "Come back, really! I won't catch you! "
The peddler: "I don't dare to move, I don't dare to move!"
Cheng Guan wanted to cry but had no tears. "I'm serious! We promise we won't catch him again! "
The vendor: "Beep, beep, beep, the number you have dialed is not in the service area."
That scene was too beautiful.
Jiang Chen laughed until he cried ~ ~
"Then what should we do?"
Jiang Chen asked, "What does it have to do with asking us to set up a stall?"
The captain of the city guards said helplessly, "It's like this. Actually, it was the higher-ups' idea for us to restore the night market. We still have to face the inspection. Within a month, we have to restore at least part of the night market's atmosphere. I persuaded them for a long time, but not many hawkers came back. But we still have to report to the higher-ups, so ~ ~ "
He coughed. "Ask your security guards to set up a stall and demonstrate to everyone. Let them see that it's fine to set up a stall and that they can do business without worry. Will this drive the market? "
Jiang Chen: → _ →
Damn it!
Speaking of which, the city guards were also divided into two groups ~ ~
Previously, the city guards and the hawkers were playing a game of cat and mouse. Now, the city guards had a mission to invite the hawkers back to do business.
Tragic!
"In short, your mission is to pretend to be hawkers and come here to do business!"
The captain of the city guards waved his hand and said, "Alright, hurry up and change your clothes and set up the stall."
Captain Zhou was dumbfounded.
Silly Zhu was dumbfounded ~
Jiang Chen: "…"
You want us security guards to set up a stall?
"By the way, you have to work hard to pretend to do business!"
The captain of the city guards said seriously, "Live broadcast on the Internet, set up a stall, and make money. Only then can you attract more hawkers to set up a stall."
Jiang Chen: "…"
Captain Zhou asked all the security guards to gather.
He lectured.
"Everyone has already heard, right?"
"The captain of the city guards hired us to … pretend to set up a stall!"
"We have to think of ways to set up a stall!"
"As for how to set up a stall, you guys can think about it!"
"Next, I announce that this month, your mission is not to be security guards! All of you will set up a stall every day! "
Captain Zhou's words stirred up a thousand ripples!
The security guards were in an uproar ~ ~
"Damn, you want me to set up a stall?"
"Oh my god, what do I know about setting up a stall?"
"Setting up a stall? Can I have a poker face? "
"I've never sold anything in my life! Isn't this a joke? "
But an order was an order.
Under Captain Zhou's high-pressure policy, no one dared to disobey.
So ~ ~
That night.
The mighty army of security guards, no, the army of hawkers, was mobilized.
The army of hawkers, carrying all kinds of bags and pushing all kinds of small carts, requested to go out to battle!
That scene made people not know whether to laugh or cry at first sight.
Many citizens who came out for a walk at night were dumbfounded when they saw the huge army of hawkers.
There was a lot of discussion.
"Damn, what are they doing?"
"They are all wearing casual clothes, but why do they look like plainclothes police officers?"
"Where? These people are walking in a neat and tidy manner. How do they look like they are here to set up a stall? "
"Haha, I recognize these people. I think they used to be security guards, right? They are all here to set up a stall? "
"What kind of trouble is this? They hired security guards to set up a stall? What can they sell? "
Although there was a lot of discussion, the security guards were expressionless. In order to complete the mission, they were forced to open a stall!
Jiang Chen also went to set up a stall!
Captain Zhou and Silly Zhu also pushed their carts to set up a stall.
Don't say …
Although the security guards' acting skills were very awkward, and they did not put much effort into setting up a stall. There were all kinds of things, such as popsicles, gadgets, pancakes, spicy soup, mutton skewers, and everything else. At least the number of people was there, and the scale of the stall had increased.
Looking around, the night market was full of burly men from all walks of life, setting up stalls to sell things. It was very lively.
This also attracted a lot of citizens to join in the fun and watch the show.
"How much are you selling this for?"
"Well, how much is it?"
"Are you really a seller? Why don't you even know how to use a computer? "
All kinds of things that made people not know whether to laugh or cry emerged one after another.
"This is a child's exercise book. It's 2 yuan each. I'll give you 10 yuan. How much do you want from me?"
"Isn't it 5 yuan?"
"Damn it! How much is 2 + 2? "
"5 yuan."
"Are you illiterate?"
All kinds of noise, all kinds of noise …
Jiang Chen was very quiet in the middle of a group of security guards.
After a busy day of setting up a stall.
The night was getting darker.
It was time to close the stall.
Captain Zhou called the security guards together.
The security guards, who had been setting up the stall for a day, complained about all kinds of things.
They were all beaming with joy. All kinds of idiots.
A security guard burped and patted his belly. "I've finished all the food. Let's close the stall!"
Everyone was speechless.
"I opened the stall today. Damn it, I wanted to sell pearl milk tea to make some money. Two people next door came over and wanted to buy it. I was quite excited. I finally opened the stall. In the end, the two of them fought to pay the bill and knocked over my stall! "
A security guard said with a sad face.
"On the first day of setting up the stall, I bought 10 lollipops. The purchase price was 25 cents. I sold 6 lollipops and earned 2 yuan. On the way back, I met a barbecue stall and spent 158 yuan. In the end, I lost 156 yuan!
"The sun is too strong today. It's so hot that I ate all the small popsicles in my stall. I even went next door to buy a bowl of sugar water on credit. It's really too hot. How can I set up the stall? In the end, I closed the stall and went to a hotel to sleep in a 35 yuan hourly room."
Jiang Chen: → _ →!
Another security guard: "Damn it! Today was the first day of setting up the stall. I went to the pancake stall! In the end, I broke 4 eggs and ate 8 pancakes. The breeze blew past my face. I'm very confused at this moment. "
Jiang Chen burst out laughing!
Damn, what a talent!
He ate 8 pancakes himself?
All of them were talents!
His words were so pleasant to the ears and so creative!
There was another security guard who beamed with joy and said sneakily, "I sold breakfast today. I sold 4 yuan for one serving. The customer said that it was too bad and smashed the stall. In the end, he paid me 500 yuan. Today's income is 504 yuan. I'll make it worse tomorrow."
Jiang Chen: "…"
Should I make it even more disgusting tomorrow?
Tragic ~
I feel sorry for those customers who went to your stall to eat breakfast!
They were really blind!
F * ck ~
At this moment, a security guard suddenly shouted.
"My business is good!"
A security guard said with a smile, "I sold all the things in my stall in one day!"
"What?"
The security guards were shocked. "How did you do it?"
"I sold them just like that."
The security guard beamed with joy and said, "The goods sold very quickly! In the blink of an eye, they were all gone! "
"Then how much money did you make?"
"Make money?"
The security guard scratched his head. "What money? I don't know! "
"Ah? Do you feel like you've been taken for free? "
The security guards were dumbfounded!
"Yeah, I don't know why either. Anyway, no one paid. More and more people took it. I'm also a little confused. Why didn't anyone pay?"
The security guard blinked with a blank expression.
Thud.
The security guards all fell. Their limbs twitched ~
Tragic!
The security guards wished they could beat this guy up.
"Let's talk. Who earned the most today? Who lost the most? "
Captain Zhou said loudly.
"I, I'm f * cking unlucky! I earned enough! "
A security guard cursed.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
"If you earned enough, why are you still unlucky?"
Captain Zhou was shocked.
"It's like this ~"
The security guard covered his face and said, "I earned a total of 1,516 yuan today!"
"F * ck ~"
Everyone exploded.
They did not expect to earn so much in a day.
That was too much, wasn't it?
"What do you do for a living? You can earn 1,516 yuan in a day? "
Captain Zhou was shocked.
This person was a talent!
If he could earn so much money by setting up a stall, why did he become a security guard?
The security guard said with a sullen face, "I didn't manage to sell my vegetables in the morning. In the afternoon, I changed to a phone screen with a 16 sticker. The owner felt that I didn't do a good job and smashed my stall. I had to pay 500 yuan. I didn't accept it and went up to argue with him. I was slapped in the face. The police coordinated and dealt with him, and he paid another 1000 yuan.
Thud!
Everyone fell to the ground.
Their limbs twitched.
Awesome!
"Then you didn't earn as much as I did! I earned 20008 yuan in a day! "
A security guard smiled bitterly and said, "I went to sell cold noodles! I sold a bowl for 8 yuan! The customer thought it was disgusting and smashed my stall. I went over and fought with him. I was no match for him. He broke my leg! He paid me 20,000 yuan. Today, I earned 20008 yuan in one go! "
He was so excited that he almost stood up from his wheelchair!
Jiang Chen: → _ →! Awesome Klass!
He earned 20,000 yuan in a day of setting up a stall!
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