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Chapter 1623

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The group continued walking forward and arrived at the stage performance area.

"I heard that Leng Nuan knows that the stage performance at Animal Paradise is very good. We must not miss it."

"But it seems that they have already performed that stage performance this afternoon. I think they have something else planned for tonight."

"Is that so? That's a pity. After we finish the closed beta of Traveler in a Strange Land, we can choose a time to watch this stage performance together. "

"I wonder what's going on tonight? It's not written clearly on the program list. "

"Hurry up and find a seat. The seats will be full soon."

The group quickly sat down in the audience seats. Although there was still half an hour before the performance officially started, there were not many empty seats left. It was enough to show the enthusiasm of the visitors for the zoo's stage performance.

It was likely that when the performance officially started, there would be a huge crowd.

Some of the visitors who participated in the closed beta of Traveler in a Strange Land were here for the first time. They found this scene very refreshing.

They had already heard that Leng Nuan knew that there were no animal performances in Animal Paradise. The most exciting part was the stage performance where the actors wore animal skins.

However, this stage performance had already been performed many times. What's more, it had just been performed this afternoon. Why were the other performances so popular with the audience?

There were even people who set up cameras at the back.

Some visitors who did not know the truth asked each other, "Bro, what are we performing tonight?"

A frequent visitor explained, "Crosstalk."

The visitor who asked the question was stunned. He almost thought he had heard wrongly. "Crosstalk?"

The regular visitor nodded. "The zoo's employees are really talented. Every one of them has a talent or two."

"Take these two for example. One of them used to be an elephant keeper at Jingzhou Zoo. He likes to do crosstalk as an amateur. Later, Leng Nuan knew that he was poached by Animal Paradise. Now, he performs as an amateur. His crosstalk is very good, and he has more and more fans. Our zoo is almost becoming a commercial performance site.

"En. I heard that there is another employee who sings very well. Among the people who often come to the zoo now, many of them are his fans. I heard that Chen Lei also knows about this and has decided to sing with him next month. If you want to come and listen, remember to grab the tickets. Otherwise, all the tickets will be snatched away by Chen Lei's fans. "

The tourist who asked the question was shocked. He felt as if his worldview had been turned upside down.

To think that such an ordinary zoo was filled with hidden talents. All of the employees had excellent figures. Some of them could even do crosstalk, and some could even sing?

This was truly incredible.

Just this point alone was enough to beat other zoos by a few streets.

But on second thought, this wasn't too surprising. After all, Leng Nuan knew that there wasn't much pressure at work in Animal Paradise. The only task of the employees was to play with the animals and clean up the place. He earned a lot of money, so he was full of energy every day.

Since there were no animal shows in the zoo, the director encouraged everyone to go on stage and perform. Those employees who had interests and hobbies naturally participated.

Also, because the work pressure wasn't that great, they could also delve into their side projects. He had to slowly improve himself. Among them, there were one or two geniuses who quickly stood out.

Just as these people were sighing with emotion, they suddenly heard a burst of "Yi —" from the crowd. Two crosstalk actors had gone on stage.

These two crosstalk actors were really wearing long robes and gowns. They were dressed very professionally. If one did not know beforehand, it would be difficult to associate them with the zoo staff.

The entire stage seemed to have become a special crosstalk show in a second.

The two actors' performances were also very professional. They first bowed to the audience below the stage, then began to perform at a steady pace.

The comedian had a round face, and there was a natural and unique smile on his face. "There seems to be more people today than last time. Thank you very much for your support. We are both amateur crosstalk actors. It's really flattering to receive your love. "

"Let's do a simple self-introduction first. We are both employees of Sarcastic Animal Paradise …"

The tall sidekick hurriedly stopped him. "Stop, stop. Please wait a moment. Is Animal Paradise Sarcasm proper? "

The two of them spoke one after another, and the rhythm of their performance was very natural.

"Isn't it Animal Paradise Sarcasm?"

"Wow, you can even remember the name of your own workplace. It's not Animal Paradise Sarcasm, it's Animal Paradise Sarcasm."

"Oh, it's Animal Paradise Sarcasm. It's fine, there's not much difference. It's all Animal Paradise Sarcasm. "

"Wow, you only know how to eat."

"We are employees of Animal Paradise Sarcasm. Our main job every day is to be an animal here. "

"Wait a moment. Is it proper to be an animal?"

"What else?"

"We are not animals. We feed animals and act as animals."

"Is there a difference?"

"There's a big difference. One is on the inside, and the other is on the outside."

"Then are you on the inside?"

"Of course I'm on the outside."

"Oh, I understand. Free rearing! I can see that animals of your size are generally more fierce and tend to hurt people, so we have to give you more space to move around. "

"Free rearing is not proper. I'm not an animal. I'm an animal breeder."

"Yes, yes, animal breeder. The more you raise the animals, the thinner they get, and the fatter you raise them."

"No, you can make it clear. The thinner the animals are, the fatter I am. I don't even take a bite of the animal's food! Besides, Animal Paradise Sarcasm provides enough food for all the animals. No animals are getting thinner. "

"Yes, yes, yes. Look at these strong animals. They are full of energy. That's because they have been nourished by you. They all have your blood and bones in their bodies. "

"Wait a moment. Is it proper to have blood and bones?"

"Then it should be?"

"Blood and sweat! Condensed from my blood and sweat! "

"There's not a big difference."

"That's a big difference. This specific method is a world of difference on the biological level."

"In short, you have done a lot for the health of these animals."

"Actually, it's just some things that are part of my job. I give these animals sufficient exercise every day. That's why they are healthy and happy. "

"Yes, sufficient exercise. Just like why those large dogs tear down houses, it's mainly because they don't have enough exercise. So, in order to prevent these large animals from getting depressed and tearing down our zoo, you fight with the zoo's parrots, arctic foxes, otters, and other fierce large animals every day. Aiya, it's a fierce fight every day. Sigh, the amount of exercise is especially large … "

"Wait a moment, wait a moment. If you continue like this, someone will report us for animal abuse. There's no such thing. I'm just teasing the cat and walking the dog when I have nothing to do. Nothing else. "

"I don't agree with what you said. I saw you arguing with that parrot called Ba Ba yesterday. Aiyo, that's a fierce fight. The two of you were arguing with each other. In the end, even the automatic bickering machine at the side couldn't stand it anymore and came to mediate … "

"Gosh, I'm afraid I don't know how to spell the word 'death'. These two are the crouching dragons and phoenix chicks of the bickering world. I won't argue with them. Even when they're bickering, I might be accidentally injured standing at the side … "

The two of them spoke one after another. They were humorous and had perfect control of the rhythm. From time to time, they would cause the audience to burst into laughter.

Crosstalk was a very strange thing. It was the same script and the same burden, but some crosstalk actors could make people burst into laughter and the audience cheer. Some crosstalk actors could only make the audience drowsy, and there was no effect at all.

What's more, different crosstalk actors had very strong personal styles. Some of them made people want to laugh just by standing there, while some others, no matter how hard they tried to make people laugh, gave people the feeling that they were forcefully scratching an itch.

These two crosstalk actors were very eloquent, and their personal styles were very obvious. Their cooperation was also very tacit. This short segment of the crosstalk also combined a lot of Animal Paradise jokes, which was able to arouse the resonance of the audience.

While the audience was laughing, they did not forget to take out their cell phones to record.

"This crosstalk is too interesting. It's a worthwhile trip!"

"That's right. I bought a ticket to the zoo, and it came with a free ticket to the crosstalk. I made a killing!"

"The video recorded by the camera should be posted on Aili Island's website, right? I'll go back and listen to it for my buddies in my dormitory. I'll call them over to play another day! "

"This is indeed a good place for young people to build a team. It suits people with different tastes. I don't think anyone would dislike furry animals, right?"

"I think Animal Paradise's model is very good. There are no animal performances, and it's all performed by the employees. What's more, I can see that these animals are well taken care of. All of them are full of energy. This new form of zoo is more interesting than the old one. "

"Another important point is that the concept conveyed by this zoo is very good, especially the stage play. It promotes the spirit of 'harmony between humans and animals' very well. If you bring children here to play, it will have a good educational meaning …" Zhang Zian thought.

"You can also come to a concert another day. That employee sings quite well. I heard that Chen Lei even intends to sing with him!"

"I suggest that those who come out of the haunted house come to the zoo for a walk. After you've been traumatized, you can use small animals to heal yourself. It's perfect!"

"I hope that the Thriller Hostel project will be launched with the zoo tickets soon! That little Arctic Fox is really too cute. I come every time. I want to bring it home so badly. I feel uncomfortable every day I don't see it. "

"You can scan the QR code. That way, you can observe its movements 24 hours a day on the app."

"That won't do. There's no soul in the app. You have to come to see it live and even touch it with your own hands to be satisfied."

Everyone expressed their thoughts. How could there be so few visitors in such a fun zoo?

They had to promote it on their own so that everyone in Jingzhou could come and play!

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