The audience at the scene was obviously puzzled.
"What is this? Why does it take up so much space? "
"Vertical air conditioner? Super huge refrigerator? That's not right. It doesn't seem to take up so much space! "
"This is two meters long. Could it be a wardrobe?"
"It weighs a total of 200kg! What's so heavy? "
"It's already so heavy. How can it be called a 'new smart product'? How can it be related to 'intelligence'? "
Chang You smiled. It seemed like the suspense was almost built.
"Alright, it's time to reveal the mystery of this new product. Please watch a promotional video that we have carefully prepared for this new smart product."
Chang You walked down after he finished speaking. The lights dimmed and the promotional video began to play on the big screen.
Everyone held their breaths and watched seriously.
Everyone wanted to know what such a huge thing was!
"Strong chest muscles."
"Strong latissimus dorsi …"
The promotional video that Meng Chang had asked Lin Jiaqiang to film appeared on the big screen.
In the image, Lin Jiaqiang was wearing a loose sports vest and sweating profusely on the smart fitness drying rack.
However, he gave up on persevering in the next second and started to dry the clothes on the smart fitness drying rack.
"What are you waiting for with such a rich smart fitness drying rack? Hurry up and order it! "
At the end of the promotional video, Lin Jiaqiang stood beside the smart fitness drying rack and gave the camera a thumbs up.
He had a comedian's face to begin with. Coupled with this unique machine, the final scene had a hilarious effect.
Chang You went to the stage again. "This is the ingenuity of our Otto Technologies. A new smart product: smart fitness drying rack!"
"It solved the biggest pain point of home fitness equipment in one fell swoop: the inconvenience of drying clothes!"
"Not only can this equipment be used for fitness, but it can also be used to dry more than ten pieces of clothing. It comes with an automatic drying function and smart reminder function. The fitness equipment in your home is no longer just a decoration!"
Chang You's serious introduction made the audience burst into laughter again.
"Hahahahaha, what the hell? I was wondering why it was so heavy. So it's fitness equipment!"
"Artificial intelligence combined with fitness? Which genius product manager came up with this idea? "
"I was wrong. I shouldn't have regarded this press conference as a serious press conference from the beginning. Although I reminded myself countless times that this press conference was probably a show, I never thought that the whole press conference was a show!"
"Indeed, I suggest that Director Chang collect the entrance fee next time. You put on a performance, did crosstalk, and entertained the audience. Yet, you launched a product that you had no intention of selling. You didn't earn our money at all and even gave us a free entrance fee. This is really making us feel bad!"
"That's true. I suggest that we collect entrance fees in the future. After all, it's quite expensive to design such a funny product that can't be sold. Everyone can understand if we collect entrance fees to recuperate."
The audience at the scene was amused by Chang You's serious introduction of this strange product.
Initially, he was only looking forward to Chang You's work in the art of language. The product was still a proper product, just like E1 from before.
In the end, Chang You gave everyone a pleasant surprise. Even the product came to life!
Was there any meaning to the existence of this "smart fitness drying rack"?
It seemed like … he didn't see anything.
The only meaning was to make everyone laugh out loud, right?
It had to be said that it was rare to see such a conscientious manufacturer who spent a lot of money on research and development, made samples, and finally held a news conference to entertain the public for free.
Cherish it as you go!
As for the product itself …
To be honest, if it was any other product, such as a cell phone or a cleaning robot, everyone would definitely complain if the price was too high or the product's functions were flawed after it was released.
That was because everyone knew in their hearts that the manufacturer still intended to sell it. It was just that he had messed up.
However, this smart fitness drying rack was different.
The manufacturer did not seem to have any intention of selling it at all!
If the manufacturer's product had a small flaw, everyone would think that it was the manufacturer's lack of ability. However, if there were too many flaws in the product and there was no way to complain, everyone would think that the manufacturer was performing and joking with everyone. They did not intend to sell it at all.
Since the manufacturer did not intend to sell it and everyone did not intend to buy it at all, everyone naturally did not care about the flaws or price problems that might exist in this product. Instead, they were all watching the entire process with the mentality of watching a show.
It was just like setting up a stall outside. There was a high chance that those who said that your things were good did not intend to buy them at all. Only those who repeatedly picked and picked on the flaws would really intend to pay for them.
Chang You could not help but feel helpless seeing the audience's reaction.
"Why is everyone laughing?"
"I'm introducing this product very seriously. This is a project of the same level as G1 cell phones within Otto Technologies. It's very important!"
"Boss Pei was the one who coordinated and followed up on this project from the establishment to the design."
"This time, we have prepared 10,000 units of stock for the smart fitness drying rack. Our warehouses in Jingzhou are all filled!"
One had to know that there were only 1,000 units of E1 cell phones in the first batch back then. As a result, they were all snatched up before the news conference ended.
On the other hand, the smart fitness drying rack was a fitness equipment. It took up a lot of space and few people bought it. Preparing 10,000 units was already a backlog of tens of millions of yuan. It was enough to show how important it was.
However, it would have been better if Chang You had not explained. Once he did, the audience was even more certain that he was performing.
"Hahaha, how can President Chang not laugh?"
"Nonsense, have you ever seen a crosstalk actor laugh onstage? This is the basics. Boss Chang is a professional. "
"A project on the same level as G1? Boss Pei was involved in the entire process? Hahahahaha, alright, I believe you! "
"How can you design something like this without ten years of brain hemorrhage?"
"It could also be true. Wasn't the Fully-Automated Bickering Machine designed according to Boss Pei's ideas? It also contains Boss Pei's philosophy. "
"It's true that the Bickering Machine contains philosophical ideas, but what philosophical ideas does this drying rack contain? Reminding us that our clothes will dry in the sun? "
"Wow, there's even a picture of the stock? It should be photoshopped, right? If there were more than a thousand units in stock, they would probably have to sell them for an entire year. If there were ten thousand units in stock, I highly suspect that Otto Otto would not be able to sell them.
If there were ten thousand units in stock, I highly suspect that they would be sold out when Otto E8 is released … "
The scene was already filled with a sea of joy. Chang You had no choice but to continue with the next segment.
He introduced the basic functions of the smart fitness drying rack, including the training mode it could carry out, and how useful it was when drying clothes.
In addition, he also introduced that it carried AEEIS. It would be mocked by AEEIS when it did not work out. He mentioned that Upwind Logistics would provide door-to-door delivery services, warranty services, and annual bag moving services.
However, this seemed to confirm that this was a 'live product'. The richer the content, the more fake everyone felt.
Finally, Chang You introduced, "In addition, Shang Yang Games has also created a cell phone game for the smart fitness drying rack. This game is still in the final stages of development. It will be available to everyone as soon as next week!"
He flipped to the last page of the PowerPoint.
"Next Tuesday, which is May 15th, we will welcome Tengda's' 515 Games Festival '. A huge amount of discounts and benefits will be waiting for you! Please announce the detailed rules at midnight on May 15th. Please look forward to it! "
"Alright, that's all for this news conference. Once again, I would like to express my sincere gratitude to everyone for coming!"
"Everyone, please leave in an orderly manner. You can receive free gifts at the entrance."
"If everyone is interested in the smart fitness drying rack, you can log on to the official website of Otto Technologies or Tengda's official shopping mall. The staff of Upwind Logistics will deliver it to your doorstep immediately!"
Chang You looked at his watch. The time was just right, within an hour. It was perfect.
The news conference might have ended, but everyone's discussion had not ended.
Most people's discussions were focused on the strange product called the "smart fitness drying rack". Some people's discussions were focused on the two points that Chang You mentioned at the end of the news conference.
"Boss Chang said that Shang Yang Games has specially developed a game for this equipment? Is that true? Is this a prank or is it true? "
"I think it's most likely a joke. This thing is already a loss just by designing it. It would be a loss no matter how much it is produced. Wouldn't it be a loss if it were to develop a game for it? Who would do such a stupid thing? "
"However, it's not April Fool's Day today. What's more, Boss Chang doesn't look like someone who would lie to the audience."
"He said he's doing it, but he might have just created a new folder? Some manufacturers would use this as a gimmick. It's not uncommon to say that it's good at the news conference, but it's only released a few months later. "
"It could also be a very simple game. It's not even worth mentioning at the news conference. If it's a large-scale game, it would definitely take a lot of time to introduce it. Now, there's no mention of it, not even a picture. Isn't that enough to explain the problem? "
"This' 515 Games Festival 'is quite interesting. What does it have to do with' 1024 Digital Day '?"
"Coincidentally, I've been wanting to change computers recently. Can I have another ROF computer-installation upgrade event?"
"I don't know. Let's pay attention to it in the morning. Based on my experience, anything that Boss Pei calls' XX Day 'would usually have a huge discount. We can look forward to it!"
…
At the same time, Pei Qian had also finished watching the news conference on his television at home. He was nervously paying attention to the sales data on the smart fitness drying rack.
Ten minutes passed.
Half an hour passed.
An hour passed!
Pei Qian glanced at it every now and then. After an entire hour, the sales figures on this page 'reluctantly' broke through 10 and became double digits.
Pei Qian could not help but be overjoyed. He heaved a sigh of relief.
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