Damn it, if you get bullied by Jiujiu, you can fight back. Han Shuo expressed that he had been scared by Grandma Jiujiu since he was young, he wouldn't dare.
Dusk was a watershed. When the sun set, the school was dark. Under the hazy streetlights, on the lawn, and even on the track, there were couples on dates. 1357924?
Han Shuo turned his head to look at the expressionless Jiujiu beside him and comforted himself. I'm also on a date, and it's a very pretty girl. Although she's a different breed, she's precious when she's rare.
The Ah-Q style of comforting himself was quite good, but when it was time to sleep, Han Shuo couldn't smile anymore. Looking at Jiujiu behind him, Han Shuo's expression gradually crumbled. Damn it, she's not going to sleep with me tonight, is she?
"What are you looking at?" Jiujiu asked with a frown when she saw Han Shuo staring fixedly at her. He looked behind him and saw nothing.
"Nothing."
Han Shuo coughed dryly and organized his thoughts. Although Jiujiu's words were bold and unrestrained, in Han Shuo's eyes, Jiujiu was still a girl. He found it difficult to speak, "Um, what are you going to do tonight?"
"I'll sleep with you." Jiujiu's expression was magnanimous, as if she was saying that the weather was good today. Han Shuo's mind instantly filled with discordant thoughts and he felt that he was very wretched.
There was a joke about a girl who lived in the same room with her boyfriend. The girl said, "If you dare touch me, you're a pervert." In the end, the boy didn't touch the girl for an entire night. The next morning, the girl directly slapped the boy and said, "You're worse than a pervert."
With the warm and fragrant jade in his arms, Han Shuo, as a child who was physically and mentally healthy, shamefully got hard.
He got hard.
Jiujiu, who was very close to Han Shuo, instantly felt the changes in Han Shuo's body. She turned to face Han Shuo and laughed lowly. Her eyebrows lifted slightly, and she looked indescribably proud. "I didn't think that you would be so sensitive. Your girlfriend is so lucky."
Han Shuo was silent.
He turned his head to face the wall, thinking that Jiujiu's purity and whatnot were all his hallucinations.
Jiujiu was a shameless ghost.
When Jiujiu saw that Han Shuo had turned his head away, she crawled up and glanced at Han Shuo's roommates. Fatty was playing on his phone, Brainiac was asleep, and Ol 'Four was watching a drama. Tsk tsk, a drama about mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.
Jiujiu pressed her soft body tightly against Han Shuo's back. Han Shuo swallowed uncontrollably. If it were any other time, he would definitely have used his fingers. But now that Jiujiu was by his side, Han Shuo was very miserable. Not only did he have to endure Jiujiu's teasing, but he also had to endure it.
Han Shuo was under great pressure.
Jiujiu followed the book's instructions and licked Han Shuo's ear. Han Shuo's body instantly tensed up like a drawn bow.
Jiujiu smiled proudly and rested her head on Han Shuo's shoulder. "I heard that you guys all like five-fingered girls. Is that true?"
"Scram ~" Han Shuo squeezed out a word from between his teeth, his face flushed red.
The moment Jiujiu's wet and soft tongue licked his ear, Han Shuo had the urge to push Jiujiu under his body and do her on the spot.
But when he thought of Jiujiu's unknown violence index, Han Shuo immediately softened.
Softened ~
Han Shuo felt that if this happened a few more times, he would basically be crippled. F * ck, don't you know that if men are not relieved, the quality of the next generation will be affected?
The poor Han Shuo didn't sleep well the entire night and went to the library with two panda eyes the next day.
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When he went to the bathroom, he was extremely surprised to see Fatty. "Ol 'Two, didn't you go to bed early last night? What? Could it be that you were dreaming ~ Hehe ~ "
Fatty's laughter was wretched and meaningful. Han Shuo's mouth twitched as he looked at Jiujiu who was looking at Fatty expressionlessly. He remained calm and didn't speak.
"From your roommate's expression and laughter, I can tell that he's very wretched ~"
Han Shuo looked at Jiujiu with internal injuries, tears streaming down his face. Fatty, you've lost face to ghosts, did your parents know?
Jiujiu turned around and walked to the window, looking at the people coming and going outside. She sighed and said faintly, "I'm hungry, I wonder if your soy milk and youtiao taste good ~"
"…" Han Shuo was silent. Not only was Jiujiu wretched, she was also a glutton. It could be seen from how she ate so much by herself yesterday that she was hungry now. Han Shuo silently concluded.
But even though he was grumbling in his heart, Han Shuo still obediently brought Jiujiu to the school cafeteria to buy soy milk and youtiao. He sat across from Jiujiu and watched as Jiujiu displayed her prowess and finished two servings of soy milk and youtiao. Han Shuo looked up at the sky at a 45 degree angle, bright and sad. Han Shuo felt that he was about to go bankrupt, not for anything else, but for Jiujiu's appetite.
When Jiujiu finally finished eating and drinking, Han Shuo finally went to buy two buns for himself. When he saw the auntie quickly swipe two yuan off his tab, Han Shuo's chrysanthemum tightened. Motherf * cker, it's only been one summer break and two buns have increased by fifty cents.
Sigh, I won't even be able to afford buns in the future!
Han Shuo once again felt eerily sad.
After eating and drinking to her heart's content, Jiujiu rubbed her slightly bulging belly and waved her large hand. "Let's go shopping ~"
Han Shuo once again felt his balls hurt.
Shopping? What the hell are you pretending to be civilized for shopping? Even if you're not afraid of the sun, don't go shopping in the middle of the day. You're not afraid, but I am. The sun at the end of August is so strong, one wrong move and you'll lose a layer of skin.
But Han Shuo was just a child with evil intentions but no courage. He silently objected in his heart and then shut his mouth, obediently returning to the dorm to withdraw money and follow Jiujiu to go shopping.
Standing on the bus, Han Shuo was very glad that he didn't object to Jiujiu.
Speaking of which, if you saw Jiujiu sitting on the rail of the bus, swinging her legs from time to time, and the main point was that no one else could see her apart from you, would you be frightened? After being frightened, you would understand the difference between the two of you. Han Shuo was deeply depressed, but after being depressed, he gave in. The difference in strength was too big.
When the enemy advances, I retreat. I don't believe that there won't be a day when he won't disappear ~
Han Shuo secretly cursed in his heart.
Han Shuo's curses were useless. Even if he roared in his heart until the winds and clouds changed color, Jiujiu still steadily swung her legs, occasionally piercing through the head of some uncle.
Han Shuo suffered internal injuries ~
When they finally reached the market, Han Shuo was even more depressed because Jiujiu had asked him to buy a parasol.
Han Shuo stood under the shade of a tree with a long face, wishing that he could chop Jiujiu into a thousand pieces, knead her into meatballs and feed them to the dogs. Motherf * cker, you're a Jiujiu and you're not afraid of the sun, why do you need a parasol? Don't tell me you'll get a tan, even a ghost wouldn't believe you. Oh, I forgot, this guy was a ghost to begin with, a ghost who wasn't afraid of the sun and could eat and drink.
"Are you going to buy it or not?" Jiujiu stood in front of Han Shuo, puffing up her cheeks like a goldfish about to spit out bubbles. Her maroon pupils flashed slightly, the rims of her eyes were red, and there were traces of tears in her eyes. She sniffled and spoke with a sobbing tone.
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