When he pushed open the door to the dorm, what welcomed him was the fatty's smelly feet and a floor full of melon seed shells. If it was any other time, Han Shuo would've calmly crossed the river of melon seed shells, ignored the fatty's smelly feet, and calmly scrammed back to his own territory. 1357924?
But today was different, Jiujiu was here. Who was Jiujiu? She was an antique that had lived for thousands of years. Although she looked weak on the outside and didn't have much of a threat, who knew if she had any big moves up her sleeves? Just like a female boss in an online game, the more harmless she looked, the more dangerous she was. What if she was pissed off and decided to unleash a big move on all the kids in the dorm?
Han Shuo was deeply saddened and felt like he had turned into an old maid.
The day didn't understand the night, and the fatty didn't understand Han Shuo's melancholy. He cracked open his mouth and smiled, revealing a leek in his front tooth. Han Shuo couldn't bear to look away. Damn it, there's a girl here, can you not be such a pervert?
"Did you have a good sleep last night? I specially chose a spot where you could bask in the moonlight ~" The fatty slapped down and half of Han Shuo's shoulder instantly collapsed. Such strength, was he trying to kill Han Shuo?
"F * ck off ~" Thousands of words converged into one word.
"Damn it! You're so hot-tempered, serves you right for not being able to find a girl ~ "The fatty mumbled a few words and scratched his feet as he returned to the computer table to continue playing his game.
Han Shuo turned his head and looked at Jiujiu who was expressionlessly sizing up his dorm room. He sank into deep thought. Damn it, Jiujiu really can't take this lying down ~
"Your dorm is smelly, the people in your dorm are boring, the people in your dorm are stupid ~" A series of parallel sentences pressed Han Shuo to the ground and he couldn't even scratch them out.
Before Han Shuo could calm down, Ol 'Four from the dorm ran out of the bathroom naked. Han Shuo suddenly had the urge to mosaic Ol' Four's important parts. If he really couldn't do it, he could just use scissors to get it done once and for all. Motherf * cker, don't you know there are girls here? How dare you walk your dick ~ (((□ ′))) ~
"His figure isn't as good as yours, and he's not as tall as you. You don't need to feel inferior ~" Jiujiu consciously interpreted Han Shuo's depressed expression as one of self-abasement. She patted Han Shuo's shoulder comfortingly and sat in front of Han Shuo's computer. She skillfully turned it on, logged on to QQ, and downloaded the game. Her actions flowed smoothly without pause. Han Shuo was instantly depressed.
F * ck, are you sure you're a ghost from hundreds of years ago and not just recently dead? You're so good at using the computer ~ This doesn't make sense ~
What was even more illogical was that the children in the dormitory completely ignored the unmanned computer that was flashing with a faint white light. Han Shuo's face immediately looked like he had eaten shit. Damn, this was definitely cheating ~
"Isn't it just not wearing underwear ~ Is there a need to be so desperate?" Number four patted Han Shuo's shoulder and had an expression that said, "I know, you feel inferior because yours isn't as long as mine. But this thing is innate, there's no point in being envious ~"
Han Shuo's face turned green ~
F * ck, discussing this in front of a woman, where's your sense of shame, your outlook on life, and your values ~ Number four, you're naked ~
As the only woman in the dormitory, Jiujiu didn't feel any pressure at all. She calmly turned her head and swept a glance over Han Shuo's lower body, then swept her gaze over Number four's lower body, and spat out, "Yours is longer than his ~"
Han Shuo instantly burst into tears. F * ck, are you still a woman? Even if you're a ghost, is it appropriate to be so self-deprecating ~?
Jiujiu didn't understand Han Shuo's frantic thoughts and calmly read the gossip. Apart from the occasional fat guy's curse, "F * ck, who's f * cking downloading this thing? The internet speed is so slow, is it you, Number three?"
Number three, who was looking up information, silently raised his head and gave the fat guy a look of hidden bitterness. He then silently turned off the computer to show that he was innocent.
The fat guy who thought that the internet speed would improve after Number three turned off the computer was once again depressed. Even without Number three, the internet speed was still very slow. Even opening a web page was like an old cow pulling a cart. The fat guy silently turned off the computer and lay on the bed like a corpse.
Han Shuo turned his head to look at the culprit that caused the internet speed to slow down, Jiujiu. Jiujiu didn't feel any pressure towards the fat guy's bitterness and continued to play her own game. She even chatted happily with a netizen called "White Lady, you don't understand love". Looking at the rapidly scrolling screen and the little roses that popped up one after another, Han Shuo felt that the world had gone crazy.
Reality proved that there was no such thing as the worst, only worse. Han Shuo had a constipated expression on his face as he ate. Under Jiujiu's instructions, he bought five dishes, and they were all meat. Red Braised Pork, Potato Stew, Red Braised Chicken, Cold Pork Ears, and Red Braised Beef. In an instant, Han Shuo's meal card decreased by 20, leaving only a decimal and a 2 to laugh at the madness of the world.
Under Jiujiu's insistence, Han Shuo took two pairs of chopsticks and two bowls, and then sat down at a table for two.
The fat guy who came to eat with Han Shuo was unhappy. His flat face scrunched up into a ball, and his already small eyes became even smaller, like a grain of sand in the vast ocean. He couldn't see it anymore.
"Number two, what's the meaning of this? If you don't want to eat with me, just say so. Do you have to beat me up like this?" The fat guy pouted, looking as if he was heartless and unreasonable. Unfortunately, his looks were below average, and he didn't express his hidden bitterness. Instead, it seemed especially amusing. Thus, Jiujiu laughed in support.
Han Shuo covered his face. He didn't know this guy. Damn, do your parents know how embarrassing you are? You're really the only one who can embarrass yourself to the ghosts.
"Are you coming over or not?" The fat guy put a large portion of Red Braised Beef Noodles on the table. The interaction between the rice bowl and the table created a 'bang' sound. It was very intimidating, if one didn't look at the fat guy's face.
"I'm not going over." Han Shuo shook his head. What kind of joke was this? If he went over, what would Jiujiu do? If Jiujiu was unhappy, the one who would be done for is you, fatty. Han Shuo rejected the fat guy in the name of thinking for his roommate.
However, Han Shuo's action had a different meaning in the fat guy's eyes. I just don't want to sit with you. So what? Bite me, bite me ~
The fat guy who overthought things carried the Red Braised Beef Noodles back to the window to pack it up. He gave Han Shuo a look that said 'just you wait.'
Han Shuo ~ I'm innocent ~
After watching the fat guy and Han Shuo's performance, Jiujiu calmly picked up a piece of beef with her chopsticks and put it into her mouth. She chewed and commented, "It's a bit old ~"
Han Shuo …
"Why can you eat? What if they see?" Han Shuo belatedly realized that they were now in the cafeteria. What did the cafeteria lack the least? It wasn't food, it was people. Where there were people, there would be underworld. Where there were underworld, there would be legends. Where there were legends, as a ghost, you actually dared to eat so openly. Are you trying to go against the heavens?
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