"It's okay, they won't be able to see ~ but ~" Jiujiu's tone changed as the corners of her mouth curved slightly, making her already beautiful face even more gorgeous. She turned her head to look at the boy next to Han Shuo, who was looking at Han Shuo as if he had seen a ghost. "If you keep talking, they'll definitely treat you as a psychopath and send you to the hospital ~"
Han Shuo …
Han Shuo dared to guarantee that Jiujiu was doing this on purpose. She must be doing this on purpose, damn it ~
The result of Han Shuo's depression was that he didn't eat much of anything. Everything was finished by Jiujiu alone, no, Jiujiu. Looking at Jiujiu eating and commenting on all kinds of dishes, Han Shuo only felt that a dark cloud was pressing down on him. He waited for Jiujiu to finish eating with an ashen face, then got up and walked out of the cafeteria. 1357924?
Looking at Jiujiu who was following him closely, Han Shuo even had the heart to die.
"Don't look at me like you just ate shit, I'm not shit. Go to the toilet if you want to eat ~" Jiujiu felt uncomfortable under Han Shuo's gaze and patted the nonexistent dirt off her body.
Han Shuo …
"Why aren't you saying anything?"
Han Shuo …
"Say something?"
Han Shuo …
"Are you mute ~ ((? □ ′))"
"I'm afraid that others will think I'm crazy ~" Han Shuo roared at Jiujiu when he walked to a place where there was no one else. Jiujiu …
"You should've said so earlier." Jiujiu's eyes had the word 'idiot' written on them. Han Shuo felt the veins on his head bulging. You've gone too far, haven't you?
"You can say it now, no one can hear you except me ~" Jiujiu's light words were like ice water in winter. Han Shuo's anger instantly dissipated. He was so angry just now that he almost forgot that Jiujiu wasn't human ~
"Are you Jiujiu or not? You can eat, you can surf the internet, you can, you can cast spells ~" Han Shuo fired off a long string of questions like a machine gun.
"You're doubting me ~" Jiujiu narrowed her eyes and stuck out her tongue to lick her lips.
"Foolish human." Jiujiu threw down these words lightly and took the lead to walk forward. Han Shuo was so shocked by Jiujiu's "foolish human" that he felt weak on the outside and tender on the inside. He came back to his senses and hurriedly chased after Jiujiu.
At this time, Jiujiu was standing on the side of the basketball court, watching people play basketball.
Han Shuo recognized the kid playing basketball, he was the class monitor of their department's ninth class. He used to be quite handsome, but ever since he got a girlfriend, he had puffed up like a balloon. In a short three months, the flesh on his belly was almost as big as a swimming ring. The fatty even secretly mocked him for this, saying that he didn't get a girlfriend, but a fattening agent.
Han Shuo walked in front of Jiujiu and patted Jiujiu's shoulder. He could clearly feel the hardness of Jiujiu's shoulder bones and the hair that brushed past his palm when Jiujiu turned her head. But why couldn't anyone else see Jiujiu? How strange ~
Jiujiu watched for a while before pulling Han Shuo back to the dorm. They hadn't even entered the dorm when they heard the fatty speak in three tones. His voice was mellow and pleasant, with a trace of resentment, like an imperial concubine in a palace drama. "Number two, that bastard, won't even sit with me when eating. Am I that embarrassing ~"
"The fifth time ~" Number three silently gave a number and lowered his head to continue chewing on his book. What was a top student? A top student was someone who would sit still and read regardless of the wind.
The fatty had been dealt a blow by the top student and was lying on the bed like a corpse. One of his legs rested on the railing. From afar, he looked like a pig's front leg, exceptionally spectacular (/□\) ~
As soon as Han Shuo pushed open the door, the fatty flipped over and sat on the bed like a tortoise. His little eyes were filled with resentment. Jiujiu felt like she had seen a resentful wife from ancient times.
"Why won't you sit with me? Do you still think I'm the boss? Do you still think you're a member of the dorm? Do you have any sense of community … blah blah …"
The fatty was thirsty from talking and quickly climbed off the bed. His movements were as nimble as a monkey as he went to the water dispenser to get a bottle of water and gulped it down. When he saw that Han Shuo was still in the same position as when he came back, he said unhappily, "Why aren't you saying anything? Are you mute ~"
Jiujiu looked at Han Shuo and said, "There's spicy on his teeth ~"
Han Shuo turned his head and imitated Jiujiu's tone to the fatty, "There's spicy on your teeth ~"
The fatty was instantly thrown into disarray.
Whatever he had just said was instantly forgotten. The words' spicy on your teeth 'kept repeating endlessly in his ears …
The fatty had always been a solitary existence in the dorm when it came to bickering. Now that he was suddenly defeated by Han Shuo, who was the least eloquent of words, his sense of loss instantly withered. He climbed off the bed dejectedly and looked at the ceiling, thinking about life. Was it because he had been too comfortable recently that he was defeated by Han Shuo?
The valiant Jiujiu sat in front of Han Shuo's computer and skillfully opened the game login interface. She logged in and all sorts of emails and private messages flashed non-stop. Han Shuo expressed that Jiujiu was busier than the president.
Jiujiu was a big celebrity, at least in the online gaming world.
Just like how there was no wall that couldn't be poached, only a homewrecker who didn't work hard, in Jiujiu's eyes, there was no online game that couldn't be played, only Jiujiu who didn't work hard.
Jiujiu was doing very well in the online game. Although she trained as a healer, she had high ATK, thick skin, and good positioning. She was popular everywhere. Not to mention that she had a damn good relationship with the commander of the first squadron. The people of the first squadron would all respectfully call her sister-in-law when they saw her.
Therefore, Jiujiu was like a crab that could do whatever she wanted in this area. She would clamp down on anyone she didn't like and they would have to apologize to her. Therefore, Jiujiu stayed in this area for a long time.
When Han Shuo saw the words' Miss Jiujiu 'above Jiujiu's head, he felt that life was so difficult, but he was even more miserable.
He also played this online game and was also in this area. But last week, for some reason, he had been chased down by a group of people. There was only one reason, and that was that he had stolen the boss of Miss Jiujiu's team commander's wife.
Han Shuo felt very wronged. When he was farming the map, the boss just happened to spawn right under his feet. That boss was famous for being fond of dropping good equipment. How could he not stick to this kind of opportunity and give it to someone else? Heh heh ~
Whoever wanted to give it to him could give it to him. In any case, if he didn't give it to him, then whoever gave it to him was an idiot ~
Han Shuo, who wasn't an idiot, killed the boss. Who knew that not only did it not drop any good equipment, but he was also chased down by a group of people. Who did he offend this time?
Now that the girl named Miss Jiujiu was right in front of him, he only wanted to say to the group of children who were chasing him down. Motherf * cker, your sister-in-law isn't Miss Jiujiu. She's a ghost, a ghost ~
Your boss has the heart to take a fancy to her, but can he marry her? Even a fraction of her age is older than your boss, humph ~
Jiujiu felt uncomfortable under Han Shuo's resentful gaze. She turned her head and said, "What are you looking at? Never seen a girl play a game, stupid human ~"
Han Shuo
… …
Motherf * cker, you're the only one who's a ghost, your whole family is a ghost ~
Han Shuo was depressed. He crawled onto his bed and lay there like a corpse. To be bullied by Jiujiu, he was the only one left alive. What was even more depressing was that he didn't dare to voice his anger.
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