"Little Chick wants to know what happiness is. So he went to ask the tiger, and the tiger said that happiness is being together as a family. Little Chick went to ask the lion, and the lion said that having three wives and four concubines is happiness. Little Chick didn't want to give up, so he went to ask the leopard, and the leopard said that having a healthy body is happiness. In the end, Little Chick happily went home and told his mother about everything that happened today. His mother patted his head and said with deep meaning, "Child, you're the happiest today." Little Chick didn't understand why. His mother said, "You're lucky that you came back alive today. Look at the people you asked, they were so f * cking scary."
After Wei Liao finished, Jiang Xiaowei burst out laughing …
Then, she pinched Wei Liao coquettishly and said, "Why didn't you tell me something this funny?"
"I just remembered. Honey, don't pinch me, it's going to bruise …"
He looked around and saw that everyone was laughing, except for Zhu Lingling, who was still as calm as ever …
"Are you determined to win our money?" Wei Liao laughed.
"Little guy, just hold it in. Let's see how long you can hold it in." Jiang Xiaowei was also amused.
Just then, Wei Liao admitted defeat. He took out a thousand yuan from his wallet and placed it in the bamboo basket.
This was the second person to lose so miserably …
It seemed like everyone was off to a bad start …
Just then, Huo Mien pulled on Qin Chu's sleeve and said, "Honey, why don't you tell one too? All the guys here have done it, it's your turn now."
"Okay." Mr. Qin thought hard.
He had always been cold and arrogant, and he rarely turned into a joker …
So, it was quite difficult for him to tell a joke.
But since Huo Mien asked, he couldn't disappoint his wife.
So, Qin Chu stood up awkwardly and said seriously, "Then I'll tell one. It might not be funny, and there might be an awkward silence."
"It's okay, your joke doesn't have to be funny. Just take a thousand yuan. Gao Ran interrupted.
Huo Mien applauded for Qin Chu like a little girl. Then, she raised her fist and said, "Hubby, you can do it."
Qin Chu nodded and said, "There was an old farmer who raised a pig for many years. The pig was very strong, but he was reluctant to kill it. Then one day, people from the Animal Protection Association came to the village for an inspection and asked him, 'What does your pig eat every day?' He said wild vegetables. The people from the Animal Protection Association were unhappy. They said that the pig was given such poor food and that it was animal cruelty. They would be fined 500 yuan. The old farmer felt uncomfortable, but he obediently paid the fine. The next day, people from the charity organization came and asked him, "What do your pigs eat?" He said, 'My pig eats fish and meat every day. In short, whatever we eat, the pig will eat.' In the end, the people from the charity organization said that it was a waste of food. Many children in the mountainous areas could not even afford to eat steamed buns. They fined him 500 yuan. The old farmer felt aggrieved, but he still paid the fine obediently. On the third day, the leaders of the county came to inspect and asked him, "What do your pigs eat every day?" The old farmer hesitated for a long time before he carefully answered, "I give it 10 yuan every day. It can buy whatever it wants to eat."
After Qin Chu finished, everyone laughed again …
Huo Mien gave him a thumbs up. "This is the first time I've heard my husband tell a joke so formally. It's pretty funny."
"Qin Chu, I didn't know you had such a funny side, haha." Jiang Xiaowei couldn't stop laughing.
Wei Liao and Gao Ran also enjoyed it …
Just then, everyone turned to look at Zhu Lingling. They saw that she was still expressionless and calm.
"My Lingling didn't laugh again?" Gao Ran raised his eyebrows.
Without another word, Qin Chu immediately took out a thousand yuan and placed it in the bamboo basket …
The three men all failed miserably …
"Xiaowei, you do one and break through Zhu Lingling's zombie face," Huo Mien looked at Jiang Xiaowei and said.
"Okay, leave the difficult task to me. I promise to tell the funniest joke. I'm telling you guys, I'm counting on this joke for the rest of my life …" Jiang Xiaowei rolled up her sleeves and stood up with great fanfare.
Wei Liao carefully supported her, afraid that she would fall …
"Honey, calm down, don't move too much … Haha, take it easy."
"Listen up, all of you …" Jiang Xiaowei was full of confidence as soon as she started.
She had a PhD in psychology, so she should be able to grasp everyone's thoughts, right? Everyone immediately placed their hopes on her.
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