Jiang Xiaowei coughed lightly and said seriously, "An American, a French, and a Chinese man were walking in the desert. They were thirsty, hungry, and tired. As they walked, they suddenly picked up a bottle. When they opened it, a person floated out. The person said," I'm the Genie. I can fulfill three of your wishes. " The American man liked to take advantage of others. The first one said, "My first wish is a lot of money. My second wish is still a lot of money. My third wish is to go back to America." The Genie nodded. "That's easy." Then, he waved his hand and the American man went home with a lot of money. The French man also said, "My first wish is beautiful women. My second wish is a lot of beautiful women. My last wish is to go back to France." The Genie waved his hand. "That's easy. Go." Then, the French man went home with a lot of beautiful women. Finally, the Chinese man sat on the ground and said, "My first wish is a bottle of Erguotou. The Genie gave it to him. Then, he said," My second wish is another bottle of Erguotou. "The Genie gave him another bottle. After he drank it, the Genie asked," What's your third wish? " The Chinese man thought hard and finally said, "I want two friends. Tell them to come back." Instantly, the American and French men all returned to the desert.
After Jiang Xiaowei finished speaking, everyone laughed …
Although they didn't laugh, they all thought it was quite interesting. However, Zhu Lingling didn't laugh.
Jiang Xiaowei continued, "Don't worry, I'm not done yet. Then, the three of them continued walking in the desert. They picked up another bottle and another person came out. This person said," I'm the Genie's younger brother. My power is not as high as my brother's, so I can only fulfill two of your wishes. " The American and French men thought about it. They were afraid that the Chinese man would ruin it, so they decided to let him speak first. The Chinese man thought hard and said, "My first wish is a bottle of Erguotou." After he drank it, the Genie asked, "What's your second wish?" The Chinese man thought about it and said, "I don't have any more wishes. You can go back first." The French and Americans were dumbfounded. Before they could even say their wishes, the genie had left …
Huo Mien hugged Qin Chu's neck and laughed uncontrollably …
Wei Liao lowered his head and took out his phone to take a short video, laughing as he did so.
Gao Ran was also laughing uncontrollably. He said, "Dr. Jiang, this is good. I'm going to keep it for my subordinates when I go back to the station."
Everyone looked at Zhu Lingling again. She still didn't smile …
Jiang Xiaowei felt embarrassed and immediately said, "Before I could finish, the three of them left and picked up another bottle. Another Lamp God came out and said," I'm the disciple of the two Lamp Gods just now. My magic power is not as strong as the two masters, so I can only fulfill one wish for each of you. " As soon as the genie finished speaking, the Americans and the French said in unison, "Send the Chinese back first."
So the Chinese went home, the genie left, and the Americans and the French stayed in the desert forever.
Jiang Xiaowei finished her story. It was a joke that was split into three parts … which was quite interesting.
However, Zhu Lingling didn't laugh …
"Lingling, don't you think it's funny?" Gao Ran was puzzled.
"I don't think so. Hurry up and pay up, Dr. Jiang." Zhu Lingling waved her hand.
Jiang Xiaowei took out a thousand yuan and put it in a bamboo basket. "Zhu Lingling, I really admire you."
In the end, everyone placed their hopes on Huo Mien …
Huo Mien felt everyone's expectant gazes and pouted. "Don't look at me like that. I'm stressed."
"We believe in you." Jiang Xiaowei smiled.
"I don't even believe in myself. I'm not easily amused." Huo Mien was a little embarrassed.
"Go on, now it's only you and Zhu Lingling left. I have faith in you. "Wei Liao felt that since Huo Mien was so good, she would definitely be able to defeat Zhu Lingling.
Therefore, Huo Mien nodded. Under everyone's expectant gazes, she stood up and began to tell her most classic joke.
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