Chapter 1257
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"So, what are the rules? Sister Lingling, can you tell us about them? "Huo Mien rarely saw Zhu Lingling so happy, so he decided to play along with her.
"Let's talk about the stakes first. The loser will put a thousand yuan on the table, and the winner will take it all. OK?”
"You're obviously trying to scam us …" Huo Mien laughed.
"Yes, that's what I mean … Do you guys dare to play?"
"I'm okay."
"We're all okay."
Huo Mien and Jiang Xiaowei knew Zhu Lingling well, so they accepted the challenge without even thinking …
The problem was, Zhu Lingling hadn't told them the rules yet.
"So, the beautiful and kind Miss Zhu Lingling, can you tell us the rules of the game now?" Gao Ran was getting impatient.
"The rules of the game are actually very simple, we just have to tell jokes."
Finally, Zhu Lingling laid out her cards …
"Tell jokes? What … What kind of IQ game is this? "Gao Ran was speechless.
"Let's each tell a story. If everyone laughs, you win. If one person doesn't laugh, you lose … The loser has to take out a thousand yuan and put it on the stage in the middle. The winner takes it all. Haha."
Zhu Lingling was extremely proud of herself …
"Look at how cocky you are, as if you're going to win for sure …" Jiang Xiaowei laughed as she looked at Zhu Lingling.
"So … everyone, tell us the most classic joke of your life. We're going to talk about heroes while drinking …"
Then, Zhu Lingling took the initiative to pick up the wine glass and filled everyone's glass.
Jiang Xiaowei was pregnant, so she used mineral water instead …
In the end, after everyone drank a cup of wine together …
Gao Ran proudly stood up. "I'll tell a joke first. I'm an expert at telling jokes. Everyone in our station is laughing so hard that they can't stop …"
"So, you're done?" Mr. Qin asked quietly from the side.
"Bullsh * t, I haven't said anything yet, okay?" Gao Ran glared at Qin Chu.
Huo Mien and Jiang Xiaowei were amused …
"Hurry up and tell us. Don't waste our time." Zhu Lingling pushed Gao Ran's waist with her fist.
Gao Ran began to narrate the story vividly. It was said that an abbot was meditating when he suddenly encountered a bandit who placed a large saber on his neck.
Bandit: Damn old man, take out all your money and I'll spare your life.
Abbot: Money is just a worldly possession. You can't bring it with you when you're alive, and you can't bring it with you when you die. Benefactor, take it, take it.
Then, the abbot handed the money bag to the criminal …
Bandit: Is this what you got from begging for alms in your life? Can you really bear to do that?
Abbot: Buddhism emphasizes on karma and reincarnation. You and I had karma in our past lives, so today's karma has resulted in today's karma.
The criminal was quite moved, "Abbot, I have committed grave sins. Do you have a way to save me?"
Abbot: Yes.
Bandit: What is it?
Abbot: Lay down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha.
Then, the bandit put down the knife in his hand and bowed his head in repentance.
The abbot took a step forward, picked up the large saber on the ground, and placed it on the bandit's neck. He scolded, "Give me back my money, you little bastard.
After Gao Ran finished narrating the story vividly …
Huo Mien and Jiang Xiaowei laughed out loud …
Qin Chu and Wei Liao were more reserved. They only smiled slightly …
Zhu Lingling, who was beside him, looked calm. She actually didn't laugh …
"Eh? You … you're not giving me face? "Gao Ran complained.
Zhu Lingling stretched out her hand, "Cut the crap. Pay up."
Gao Ran felt that his story was quite funny. If he told this joke once in the bureau, both the newcomers and the seniors would laugh.
However, why did Zhu Lingling, who was usually easily amused, jump when she heard it?
Gao Ran had no choice but to admit defeat. He took out his wallet, took out a thousand yuan, and placed it in the small bamboo basket at the center of the table.
"Who's next?" Zhu Lingling asked happily.
Upon seeing Zhu Lingling's smug expression, Huo Mian whispered to Jiang Xiaowei, "I think Zhu Lingling is going to use her ultimate move against us today."
"Then let me tell one." Wei Liao saw that no one was eager to speak, so he stood up.
Jiang Xiaowei tilted her head and looked at her husband. To be honest, she was looking forward to how funny her husband could be.
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