"Xiao Ye Zi, Xiao Ye Zi! What a coincidence! "Director Cao cheerfully walked towards me.
"Huh? You can recognize me even if I'm wearing sunglasses? "
"How could I not recognize you?" Director Cao laughed, "An outstanding … man like you would be like a firefly in the night no matter where you hide, I can recognize you with a single glance …"
Hey! Did you just want to say 'male actor'? You still haven't given up on training me to become an AV star!
"Also, you're standing together with the class leader of class 2-3!" Director Cao turned his gaze towards Shu Sha, "I've seen my son's class leader before."
Although Director Cao's behavior at the parent-teacher conference was the same as Gonggong Cao's behavior in class, he was still an elder. The class leader bowed towards Director Cao, "Hello, Uncle Cao."
"Okay, okay." Director Cao smiled until his eyes became slits. He pulled my arm and said to the class leader: "Let me borrow Ye Lin for a moment." Then he pulled me into the camera's angle.
The class leader wanted to stop him, but Ma Huiyu said something to her. She couldn't handle both sides, so she could only let Director Cao drag me away.
"Xiao Ye Zi, this sign is heavy, help me carry it."
Director Cao handed the sign with the words "Bloody Battle of Jinling" to me. I unwillingly carried it on my shoulder and did not raise it high.
I looked around the plaza and did not see Director Cao's van. I asked curiously: "Director Cao, how did you get here? Did you hitch a ride? "
"Hey, why would I need a car!" Director Cao turned his face towards the southeast, "This place is very close to film city. I heard about it while playing on my phone, so I walked here!"
Huh? No wonder I felt the roads were familiar when I took a taxi. It turns out this highway service area is very close to film city!
When the class leader and the others first stopped the truck, it wasn't close to film city. But after driving 5 kilometers to the service area, it was very close to film city!
Does that mean Ai Mi, Auntie Ren, and the entire cast of the 'Magic Cauldron' are within walking distance of them?
I felt like I was inspired by something, but I didn't have a clear idea at the moment.
At this moment, the dog that Xiao Ding suspected to have a subcutaneous tumor started to twitch for unknown reasons. Officer Ma said excitedly, "Did the drugs break in its stomach? Do you have a scalpel? If it dies … "
"You're really inhumane!" Ma Huiyu scolded. "You actually want the dog to die! I don't have a nephew like you! "
"I don't want to have an aunt like you!" Officer Ma retorted, "There are working dogs and food dogs. These are food dogs, which are essentially no different from pigs."
Although Xiao Ding had learned from Dr. Zhao at the pet hospital for a long time, he still lacked the experience of independent diagnosis and treatment. At this time, he was injecting cardiac stimulants into the sick dog, and it took him a long time to stop the convulsions.
"Phew, I won't die for now …"
"Can we feed it laxatives to get the drugs out?" Officer Ma asked with his hands in the pockets of his windbreaker.
This sentence angered the volunteers. Everyone surrounded Little Ding, the sick dog and Officer Ma in the middle, talking at once,
"You're even more despicable than the dog traffickers! The veterinarian just saved the dog, and you want to kill it? "
"I've already recorded his speech! I'll put it on the internet and let everyone criticize him! "
"Why did the anti-drug police come to steal the business of the police? Shouldn't this be handled by the police? "
"Oh, you don't know. It's said that Shu Sha's classmate reported the dog traffickers to buy time. Good job!"
"Did you hear that? Did you hear that? "Zeng Laoliu shouted," Police comrade, the dog fans all admitted that they wronged me! We didn't transport drugs! Hurry up and let us go! "
"We can't be careless in the fight against drugs." Officer Ma didn't lift his eyes from the sick dog, "I have to do a thorough investigation before I let you go. You might as well wait here for Boss Niu, then you can raise the price of this car of dogs — Of course, that's under the premise that I don't find any hidden drugs."
The Zeng brothers had no choice but to wait on the side and let Officer Ma investigate first.
Dong Shan News Station's reporter, Zhao Yao, was about to walk in the direction of the truck after interviewing a few volunteers, but he was intercepted by Director Cao.
"Reporter, reporter! Hurry and interview me! I have a lot of information to reveal! "Director Cao said impatiently, his tongue was hanging out of his mouth.
When Zhao Yao saw me standing next to Director Cao, his eyebrows instantly furrowed. He subconsciously hid the microphone behind his back, afraid that I would grab it again.
"I'm going to interview Officer Ma first, you guys wait."
Zhao Yao wanted to leave with the cameraman, but Director Cao's fat body swayed and blocked their way again.
"Don't be in such a hurry to leave! Xiao Ye Zi and I aren't normal people! We're directors and actors! We have a lot to say to the nation's dog lovers! "
Zhao Yao's eyes lit up, he brought the microphone in front of him and asked Director Cao: "You're a director? What movies have you directed before? "
Director Cao said cheerfully: "In the past, I directed 'Kingdom of Heaven', 'Servant Girl Wants H Every Day', 'Private Tutor' …"
They were all AV films shot in Japan! Director Cao, your face is as thick as a city wall for you to shamelessly admit this in front of a news reporter!
I never expected Zhao Yao to be even more shameless than Director Cao. He became even more excited when he found out that Director Cao was an AV director. He felt like it was a hot topic and quickly asked: "Then what do you think about stopping a car to save a dog? Also, the person beside you … I think he's called Ye Lin? Did he act in any of the films you mentioned? "
Who has acted in an AV before! You're pointing out that I acted in an AV and it was broadcast to the nation through a news program. This is ten thousand times more embarrassing than acting in 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling'!
No! I can't bear the reputation of an AV actor! My dad always said: Choose the lesser of two evils, I can only admit that I acted in 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling'!
"There's a misunderstanding!" I pushed Director Cao to the side and said to the microphone that Zhao Yao handed over, "Director Cao no longer acted in AV films after returning to China. His latest film is the short film 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling'!"
I shook the sign that I was carrying on my shoulder to let Zhao Yao see clearly what the words were.
"What film is that?" Zhao Yao frowned, "I don't think I've heard of it."
"It's not a very famous short film. You can watch it online for free." I explained, "Also, my name isn't Ye Lin. Ye Lin is someone else who looks like me. My real name is … Wu Sheng! I'm the actor of Jin Ling Young Thug in 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling'! You can find my name in the credits of the film! "
At this very moment, I was already dragged into the marketing of 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling' by Director Cao. Using Wu Sheng's name was the best choice.
Before 'Brother Melancholy' Wu Sheng left the country, he had given me a Swiss Army knife and an extra ID card. He told me to 'try my best to act as a happy him'. If I was invited to attend an award ceremony or a press conference, I could use his identity if I didn't want to use my real name.
Although I acted as Jin Ling Young Thug in eight of the ten episodes of 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling', I always put myself in the position of a substitute. At most, I would be a substitute for depressed bro. I wouldn't maliciously ruin Wu Sheng's reputation. In short, I had to draw a clear line between Ye Lin and Jin Ling Young Thug. It was enough that Wu Sheng was the only one who acted as Jin Ling Young Thug.
"I've seen this short film." The cameraman, Xiaowang, who had been silent all this while, suddenly said, "I thought this person looked a little familiar just now. So it's Wu Sheng, the antagonist! But I heard he went to Switzerland with his father who's a diplomat. "
"Huh? You're pretty well-informed, but if you can go abroad, you can also come back! "
In order to prove my identity, I took out the Swiss army knife from my pocket again.
"Look at this knife, it's not a normal knife …"
Zhao Yao and Xiao Wang both thought I was going to continue doing commercials and jumped back. Xiao Wang almost dropped the camera on his shoulder.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so I quickly got to the point: "This Swiss army knife is a diplomatic gift! The Swiss diplomat gave it to my father, who then gave it to me! "
It didn't take much effort for me to completely immerse myself into the role of Wu Sheng. Depressed bro originally wanted me to stay in China so I could act as a happy him in my daily life. That way, he could feel a bit of comfort since he was always troubled by depression.
"At least in this world, I'm happy to have someone who looks like me." He once said.
"Ah, so you're the diplomat's son!" Zhao Yao said in astonishment, "I remember now that Xiao Wang mentioned it! But … But I heard that you have depression? Why do you look as happy as a monkey … "
You're the monkey! Your whole family are monkeys!
I really wanted to yell that, but I was currently playing the role of Wu Sheng, so I could only suppress my impulse and said seriously:
"I do have depression, what you guys just saw was my 'acting'! In order to not be defeated by depression, I usually use other people's names and try my best to act as a happy person that is completely different from me! Can you guys feel the pain! "
Director Cao gave a thumbs up on the side, which meant: "Good job! Using Wu Sheng's identity to advertise here couldn't be any better! "
Just as I shocked Zhao Yao and Xiao Wang with my angry tone, Director Cao immediately added: "In the movie 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling', Wu Sheng plays a dog lover! He also likes dogs in real life! It's because dogs can heal the soul and relieve his depression! "
"It's true! There wouldn't be me without dogs … No, there wouldn't be me without dogs! "
I nodded with the identity of Wu Sheng. It was as if I and Director Cao were performing a two-man show.
Zhao Yao rolled his eyes and extended a microphone towards me: "May I ask, Mr. Wu Sheng, if you like dogs so much, would you spend money to buy a car full of dogs? Would you use your own money or your father's money? As a diplomat, did your father break the rules and accept gifts from foreigners? Is that why he can take out tens of thousands of RMB to buy dogs? "
"Do you think your father is worthy of the country's trust in him?"
Damn, I really want to beat Zhao Yao up for depressed bro! Also, where would I get the money to buy dogs! My family is a sex toy store, I can't even handle 188 dogs! Was he going to sell the dog as a sex toy?
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