Although a group of Americans led by Kyle walked from film city to the highway service area to save the dogs, the initiator, Ai Mi, did not make it.
The reason was because Auntie Ren suspected Ai Mi was lying. Compared to Auntie Ren, who would not leave the frontlines due to minor injuries, Ai Mi would seize any opportunity to avoid work.
"Just because she can be lazy, she will torment all of us! We can't let everyone leave! At most, we can send two representatives to take a look! "
"Ms. Ren, two representatives isn't enough!" Kyle said anxiously, "Three representatives isn't enough either! I heard China's city enforcement officers are very powerful! We're famous in America, if we don't have enough people, we'll be swatted away! "
Kyle didn't understand the situation. He thought that whenever a group incident occurs in a city, it would be handled by the city's' city manager '.
Speaking of which, as China's urbanization progressed, the name of the city enforcement officers also spread across the oceans. It added a new word in English, 'cheng guan', which is basically Chinese pinyin.
In addition, when Xiao Ding was playing < Grand Theft Auto 4 >, he found out that an American company made a 'China city enforcement officer' skin available for download. After using this skin, the main character can wear a uniform with the Chinese word 'city enforcement' printed on the back. They can drive a new 'administrative law enforcement' pickup truck to clean up the street vendors in Central Park. They can use 'White Crane Spreads Its Wings' and 'Black Tiger Steals Heart' to beat up the hot dog vendors and show the Americans the power of China's Kung Fu.
The silver-haired American director came over to act as a mediator. In the end, they decided: Kyle, who could no longer sit still, and most of the American cast and crew went to the highway service area to protest against the dog peddlers. In order to prevent Ai Mi from slacking off, they left Ai Mi behind to film a few solo scenes with Auntie Ren and other Chinese crew members.
"Hmph, stupid bitch! You're always going against me! "Ai Mi complained about the fact that she was the only one who couldn't leave the set.
"What did you say?" Auntie Ren crossed her arms in front of her chest and said, "Do you believe I won't add a 720 degree back flip?"
Ai Mi could only pout and sulk. Even if she was hanging on a wire, she would fail a 360 degree back flip N times. If it was a 720 degree back flip, the crew wouldn't have to do anything but watch her make a fool of herself.
"Peng TouSi! Peng TouSi! " Ai Mi shouted the bodyguard's name, but Peng TouSi was less than three meters behind her.
"Where's Winnie? Didn't he specially bring her to visit the set today? I can't go to the highway service area, so I let her be my representative and go with the others! "
Peng TouSi replied, "At first, Miss Winnie found it interesting to watch the filming. Later, she realized that the lines and the communication between the actors were all in English. She couldn't understand them, so she went back to the trailer to have some snacks …"
"Bastard! Tell her to stop eating! Hurry up and become my representative! There will be plenty of opportunities to eat desserts in the future! "
So Winnie came out of the RV with half an almond protein biscuit in her mouth. The French chef couldn't make this dessert for Ai Mi because Ai Mi was allergic to almonds. He was very touched that Winnie came to eat it today.
"Eh? Killing a dog in public? It's at the highway service area near us? " Winnie swallowed the biscuit in a few bites and used her finger to wipe the crumbs from the corner of her mouth, "Is Ye Lin's information reliable? Why do I feel like even if they wanted to kill a dog, they wouldn't do it on the highway? "
Auntie Ren knew the Winnie Ai Mi was talking about was her daughter's classmate. Winnie also greeted Auntie Ren when they first met.
"Hmph, I think Ye Lin is purposely exaggerating." Auntie Ren squinted her eyes and said, "If something really happened, then it would be stopping a car to save a dog. Why would a normal vendor kill a dog in a highway service area?"
"Ah, I see!" Winnie came to a realization, "Also, Auntie Ren is finally speaking Chinese, I'm so touched! I'm also curious, if the dog vendor slaughters a dog in a highway service area, wouldn't it alert the city management? "
"Look! It really is the city management! "Kyle interrupted," They were arguing with me earlier and said they weren't the city management! Hurry up and give me the bulletproof vest and braces! We have to be prepared to bleed in order to beat the dog out from under the potatoes! "
With a longing for the mysterious Eastern culture, Kyle had been working hard to learn Mandarin and Japanese. His fluency in Mandarin was no longer the same as before, but because he had hired Mandarin teachers from four different provinces, his Mandarin was filled with dialect accents. Such a high-end, westernized handsome man spoke in Northeastern, Henan, and Changsha dialects the moment he opened his mouth. This greatly lowered his trendiness. Moreover, he was greedy and had a tendency to master more dialects. He had tormented his hodgepodge of Mandarin to the point of terminal cancer. Any Mandarin teacher would immediately give up after hearing it.
Even so, among the American actors, Kyle was the most fluent in Chinese other than Ai Mi. That's why he became the spokesperson for the dog rescue group. Winnie also went with them, but she was only there to join in the fun. Auntie Ren told Winnie not to protest in the middle of the Americans. She had to make sure it was a completely American group or else it would lower the effect.
Auntie Ren had the same idea as me. In modern China, there was always an unreasonable system: foreigners were treated better than their own citizens. That's why a purely American protest group would have a better effect than a mixed group of Chinese.
Just as Director Cao had said, the Film City was really close to the highway service area. More than 50 Americans with blond hair, blue eyes, brown hair, blue eyes … in short, they didn't look Chinese at all. They were all holding up protest signs in Chinese characters as they marched over majestically.
"Dogs are man's best friends."
The sign held by the makeup artist was written by Auntie Ren. The words were moving and looked quite interesting.
The other signs written by Winnie were crooked like a cockroach, and sometimes there were even mistakes.
"Eating dogs is easy to get roundworms", Winnie added an extra "grass" to the right of the roundworm. I'm not sure what this roundworm has to do with Kong Yiji's fennel beans.
"There are roundworms in dog poop", this "i" word was still not corrected. Everything that had this word was wrong.
"Dogs like to eat poop", a fat American holding a sign. He didn't know what his sign meant, but he had an impassioned expression.
"Dogs eat the roundworm in their poop." Winnie was not sure if it was because she had just eaten dessert, but she emphasized the dangers of eating dogs. She did not care if people would still be able to eat after seeing these heavy slogans.
"Dog poop is man's best friend", Winnie ran out of new words after writing a few signs, so she copied Auntie Ren's sign. But because she was writing it smoothly, she accidentally wrote "yes" as "sh * t". It would be embarrassing to alter it in front of Americans, so she took advantage of the fact that most foreigners can't read Chinese (Kyle's literacy level is no higher than a primary school student) and left it on the protest signs.
What a scam! You have to know these protest signs are meant for the Chinese to see! "Eating dogs is easy to get roundworms" is fine, but what's with "Dog poop is man's best friend"! What human would say after stepping on dog poop: "Oh, isn't this an old friend!"
In any case, Kyle was the one who wrote his own protest sign.
Other than admiring Chinese culture, he also admired Japanese culture, so he found an American tattoo artist and tattooed the character for "Samurai" on his arm. Of course, Kyle begged Ai Mi to write the character for him. Ai Mi purposely wrote the character for "hemorrhoids", so he accidentally became a young man with hemorrhoids. Up until now, no one had the heart to tell him the truth.
In the end, he had just learned how to write the word "soul" today, so he copied the other protest signs and the tattoo on his arm and wrote it on his own protest sign:
"Leave a dog under the knife, the soul of hemorrhoids is invincible."
What kind of sentence is this! Also, what kind of soul is "hemorrhoid soul"? So it turns out that in Investiture of the Gods, people have three souls and seven spirits, and one of them is attached to hemorrhoids! Then why do you guys still dare to do hemorrhoid surgery? If you cut hemorrhoids, your soul will scatter!
When this group of foreigners walked into the highway service area, the onlookers' eyes almost fell out, not only because they looked like the Eight-Nation Alliance, but also because the protest signs in their hands were too nonsensical. Although the Chinese characters on the protest signs clearly stated their intentions, there was still a lingering sense of incongruity.
"China is really a mysterious and scary place!" Kyle pointed to a dozen bags of Wuchang rice on a small truck and said with a trembling voice, "This truck of rice is specially marked as' normal rice ', so you can imagine how much abnormal rice there is …"
"Let the dogs go with a rope!" Kyle immediately took the lead and shouted after he discovered the confrontation between the security guards and volunteers, as well as the many dog cages pulled out of the large truck.
"Let the dogs go with a rope!!" The other Americans also imitated Kyle's pronunciation with different accents.
"Don't be so arrogant, urban management!" Kyle mistook the uniformed security guards for urban management.
"Chengguan, don't be so arrogant!!"
"Put down the potatoes! We're here to beat the dogs! "
"Put down the potatoes! We're here to beat the dogs!! "
"Put down the potatoes and become a Buddha!"
"Put down the potatoes and become a Buddha!!"
"All dog lovers of the world unite!!"
"All dog lovers of the world unite!!"
Damn, your pronunciation of the last sentence is pretty accurate! You're a degenerate capitalist, yet you plagiarized a famous communist slogan. If Marx finds out, he won't let you off!
Although the scene made people not know whether to laugh or cry, Constable Ma, who said he was going to take the class leader back to the police station for questioning, suddenly had an ugly expression.
I was clearly told by the bureau chief not to alarm the media, but not only did Dong Shan News Station's reporters come, I don't know how we provoked foreign dog fans, but 50 of them came at once.
It's turned into a foreign incident! If we don't handle it properly, it might even be reported by America's CNN and Britain's BBC! How could we care about anything else?
"Don't let the foreigners clash with the security guards!" Constable Ma hurriedly ordered the policeman Xiao Zhang, but he immediately realized he was alone, so he added: "Contact the nearest public security bureau and ask for backup! We can't let the situation get any worse! "
I looked at Constable Ma's cold sweat dripping down his back as if he was facing a formidable enemy, and I couldn't help but snicker.
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