I angrily snatched the microphone from Zhao Yao's hands.
The former school beauty of 28 Middle paid attention to her image in the eyes of the boys. Other than dressing up fashionably, she would also actively participate in debates, recitations, and singing competitions. She would also be the host of flag raising ceremonies. She wouldn't let go of any opportunity to be in the limelight.
She might be able to stop a car to save a dog just to appear on TV. She would even smile at the camera, follow a script, and say some pretty words to express her inner beauty — — but the class leader wouldn't! The class leader truly loves dogs and she isn't afraid of being dirty or tired. If it wasn't for her hunter's aura that would scare the dogs in cages, the class leader definitely wouldn't be sitting at the negotiating table right now. She would be taking care of sick dogs with Xiao Ding and the others!
"Who cares about appearing on TV!" I grabbed Zhao Yao's microphone and yelled at the camera, "Our school beauty has plenty of opportunities to appear on TV! We don't need you to advertise our outer beauty or inner beauty! Our school beauty … ouch! "
The class leader secretly pinched my lower back, meaning I wasn't allowed to call her school beauty anymore. It really hurt, it's probably because of Loud Mouth.
She pinched me at an angle no one else could see while making an extremely serious expression. Whether it was the reporters, police, or dog traffickers, none of them noticed her actions.
Mrs. Xu sat on my right side. Although she didn't see the class leader pinch me, she could guess something similar happened from my reaction. She didn't say anything and only smiled at us with a 'it's good to be young' expression.
It's said that older women like to introduce people to each other. I seriously suspect that she watched too much '101 Dalmatians' back in the day. She believes that since the class leader and I both like dogs, we should be together. Also, Ma Huiyu and Chairman Niu also like dogs, so they should also be together.
After I was pinched by the class leader, I no longer said the word 'school beauty', but I wasn't convinced and thought to myself, "You can be the school beauty even if you don't want to when school starts."
"Our class leader doesn't care about appearing on TV anyway. If you want to interview me, then interview me. "I was confident that I wouldn't be recognized by the few netizens who watched Bloody Battle of Jin Ling.
Since the microphone was taken away by me, even if Zhao Yao didn't want to interview me, he could only ask me a few questions.
"Then this student who doesn't want to reveal his name, do you think stopping a car to save a dog is a very 'cool' act?"
"I, on the other hand, feel it's a very 'funny' behavior." Officer Ma made sarcastic remarks on the other side.
"Yes, yes, very funny," Zeng Laoliu echoed. "It's so funny."
Eh? You dog trafficker sure are keeping up with the times! Internet buzzwords don't lose to us students!
"You're the funny one!" Mrs. Xu retorted. "Your whole family is funny!"
"Stop arguing!" Policeman Xiao Zhang couldn't help but say, "A harmonious society! Solve the problem peacefully! "
After everyone stopped bickering, I picked up the microphone and said loudly with a serious face, "Stopping a car to save a dog isn't cool or funny, but it's worth thinking about! In any case, I had already sunk into deep thought! I hope everyone can think about it with me! "
This is a trick that I learned from online forums. Whenever you don't want the other party to be able to use it against you during a discussion, you can use this method to vaguely express your opinion. What I say seems to have a deeper meaning, but I actually don't say anything at all. I don't believe that Zhao Yao will be able to think of a way to ask a tricky question when I'm full of empty words.
As expected, Zhao Yao was disappointed with my answer: "Umm, did you not come to a conclusion after thinking about it?"
"I did!" I said in surprise.
Zhao Yao was overjoyed, "Then, hurry up and tell the entire nation, what did you come to about stopping a car to save a dog?"
He wanted me to take a stand. It didn't matter if I said stopping a car to save a dog was cool, or that stopping a car to save a dog was funny, or even that it was both cool and funny, he could use it to create a topic of conversation.
I wasn't going to fall for it, it wasn't the first time I witnessed his ability to spout nonsense.
Thus I smiled sincerely, then replied with a solemn expression: "Although I came to a conclusion, I can't say it because my language teacher said: it's not tasty to eat bread that's been chewed by someone else. That's why I hope the audience in front of the TV can think for themselves and don't listen to my opinion. Thank you! "
Zhao Yao was immediately splashed with a bucket of cold water. He anxiously scratched his ears and cheeks and said: "You don't have to think too much, the audience doesn't have time to think! You should at least give your opinion today! You can just say anything! "
I blinked my eyes through my sunglasses, "You really can say anything?"
"Anything!" Zhao Yao nodded, "Dong Shan News Station values freedom of the press! You don't have to worry about anything! "
The subtext was: The more extreme the opinion, the better. The more explosive the opinion, the better. He couldn't wait for me to scold the dog traffickers and provoke the Zeng brothers into fighting me on the spot. Then, he would film the scene and put it on the news to attract attention.
"If that's the case …" I scratched my head, "Then I won't be polite. I actually have something I wanted to say, I'm actually a bit embarrassed after holding it in for so long …"
The class leader didn't know what I wanted to say, so she secretly tugged on the corner of my T-shirt and told me to be careful.
Zhao Yao, on the other hand, was exceptionally happy. He had a smile on his face and urged: "There's nothing to be embarrassed about! Just say what you want to say! Young people should have the courage to express their opinions! "
I stared at Zhao Yao's eyes that were filled with anticipation and nodded in agreement. Then I slightly bent down and pulled out the Swiss army knife that had been in my pocket for a long time.
"Hello everyone, please pay attention to the knife in my hand, it's not a normal knife …"
I smiled at the camera. There was no vegetable residue on my freshly picked teeth. I looked exactly the same as the people advertising toothpaste.
Except they were holding toothpaste, while I was holding a Swiss army knife.
"That's right! The audience in front of the TV, you guessed correctly! It's a Swiss army knife! But it's not a normal Swiss army knife! Look! "
I pointed at the shield shaped cross on the black hilt.
"Do you see the Swiss flag? It's 111mm in size, it's the largest Swiss army knife! The ones sold on the market are called 'Centurion'! "
"But my knife can't be compared to a normal 'Centurion'! Because it's a diplomatic gift, it's made of high quality steel and all the parts are specially reinforced. It's definitely stronger and more durable than a normal 'Centurion', so it can be called a 'Centurion'! "
Next, I first opened the 111mm main knife and let the camera capture the words "VICTORINOX" at the base of the main knife.
"I don't know how to read this, but it means that it's a Wei army knife. Together with another type of Wei army knife, they're the only two authentic Swiss army knives!"
I didn't wait for Zhao Yao and the cameraman to recover from the shock and continued to unfold the various parts of the Swiss army knife. My tone was as mushy as it could get.
"Wow ~ ~ ~ ~ There's even a bottle opener, can opener, corkscrew, screwdriver, pliers, hacksaw, wire stripper, scissors, electric light, ballpoint pen, magnifying glass, toothpick … Look here! Look here! Look here! "
I was so excited that I almost said, "Only 998! Only 998! I bought the Swiss army knife and took it home.
Hmph, I failed to show off the Swiss army knife just now. This time, I can finally show off in front of the entire country. My life was worth it.
Zhao Yao's face turned pale from anger. She took the opportunity when I was engrossed in fiddling with the Swiss army knife and whispered to the cameraman: "Xiao Wang, cut this part when we get back."
Constable Ma and Xiao Zhang, one criminal police and one civilian police, also looked at me with admiration. Isn't it admirable that I have the courage to express my opinion? But it might be because they're under too much pressure from work and they're not good at expressing their feelings, so their admiration was mixed with a bit of disdain.
As for the class leader, she turned her face outside the window and pretended she didn't know me.
But Mrs. Xu covered her mouth and said: "Ye Lin, you're so funny."
Zeng Laoliu said: "That's why I said you guys are funny."
Mrs. Xu almost started an argument with Zeng Laoliu again. At this time, Constable Ma waved his hand at Zhao Yao and said: "You guys can go interview the other volunteers outside. They're taking care of the dog, so they must have a lot to say. Don't delay us from reaching an agreement."
Zhao Yao looked at the ten or so volunteers surrounding the truck and was a bit hesitant. I hurriedly raised my Swiss army knife and squeezed into the camera and said:
"Whether it's at home, traveling, or surviving in the wild, it's a great helper for the owner. How can I not give it a try as a man? How can I call myself a man if I don't give it a try? "
I was someone who acted in movies and TV series before, so I had some experience in following the camera. The cameraman tried to exclude me from the camera several times, but he failed every time.
In the end, Zhao Yao said helplessly: "We'll go interview the volunteers outside and come back later."
"Don't go!" I yelled at Zhao Yao's back, "My Swiss army knife still has a lot of functions that I haven't shown to the entire nation! Look at this nail file! It's very useful! I just used it! "
I only sat down satisfied after Zhao Yao was driven out of the restaurant by me. Before I could put away the Swiss army knife, Xiao Zhang, who was standing to the side, suddenly asked with a slightly red face:
"Um, where can I buy it?"
No way! I made a random advertisement in order to disgust Zhao Yao, but I can't believe you were moved by it! It's not for sale! It's a diplomatic gift from Depressed bro! Xiao Qin finally returned it to me a few days ago!
I subconsciously protected the 'Captain's' Swiss Army knife and pretended that no one could take it away from me.
At this time, Ma Huiyu called back. It seems she and Boss Niu were discussing the purchase of the dog and there seemed to be some results.
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