I returned to my seat 5 minutes after the class bell rang. This class was old man Zhang's language class. Although this old man is a bit muddle-headed, he is definitely not a pushover like teacher Yu. Don't even think about sleeping in his class.
Out of curiosity, I peeked at Ren Xiao Qin who was sitting next to me. Is she still crying?
This … this shining golden smile … Xiao Qin, who did you learn your Sichuan opera face changing skills from!
Xiao Qin, who was hiding behind her textbook and snickering, noticed me looking at her and fiddled with her bangs in embarrassment.
"What are you laughing at? Weren't you being bullied by me? "
I finally couldn't help but ask.
"Because, because the class leader and other female students came to comfort me after class."
"Then there's nothing to be happy about?"
"But, I was treated as a real girl by my classmates! I'm so happy! "
"You've always been one!"
I feel like her gender identity disorder will never be cured.
"They even invited me to the washroom!"
"What's there to be proud of?"
"It's the women's washroom!"
Nonsense, I won't let you in even if you want to! Also, when you mention the women's washroom, hurry up and put away that excited expression of yours! If I didn't know better, I would think you're a pervert who likes cross-dressing!
"Pay attention in class! Don't look at how old man Zhang usually smiles, if you anger him, no one can save you! "
"Yes — —" Xiao Qin obediently agreed and really paid attention in class.
Not good, I just chatted with her again and went against my established strategy. Shouldn't I continue to bully her and make her hate me?
Huh? Aren't her shoes pretty new? They look a bit cute, pink striped canvas shoes. Shouldn't I step on such new shoes according to convention?
I planned to extend my right leg to step on Xiao Qin's shoes, but I found that because my leg wasn't long enough, it was a bit strenuous. (Dad, I hate you)
I could only move the stool to the right a bit, this time I could reach it. (Be careful not to let old man Zhang find out)
When Xiao Qin was listening to class, her feet were properly placed together under the desk. I stuck out my right sneaker and cruelly stepped on her canvas shoes.
Actually, he didn't use much force. He just wanted to dirty her shoes and make her sad. Didn't girls pay a lot of attention to their own dressing?
When I touched the top of her shoe, I felt her entire body shake, then her note-taking movements also slowed down.
Haha, you're really sad! Do you think I will just step on you for the entire Chinese class?! Be angry! Explode! Kick me in the knee with your shoe, hit me on the head with your textbook, and poke me in the eye with your ballpoint pen!
No, no, no. The last option is too scary. Let's cancel it.
Xiao Qin actually endured it. Even when I gradually put my weight on her right foot, she didn't make a sound.
Instead, he slowly regained his speed of taking notes and seemed to have a strong desire to learn.
"Hey, I'm stepping on your shoes! I just bought a pair of new shoes! "
I couldn't help but speak first.
"Um … Ye Lin classmate, am, am I comfortable?"
Xiao Qin was as shy as a newlywed wife.
"Ah? What did you say? "
"I'm saying, you're stepping on me because it makes you feel good, right?"
Comfortable my ass! My legs aren't long enough, I'm getting cramps from maintaining this position!
"Are you sick? Ren XiaoQin? Why aren't you angry at all when I'm bullying you? "
"I'm sick! That's why I want Ye Lin classmate to be my boyfriend … Ah, I'm so shy now that I said it! "
"Don't say it if you're shy! Turn back into the Little Tyrant and unify the underworld, or go find someone else! Don't bother me! "
"But … even though the class leader and the others say Ye Lin classmate is a bad student who stabs people outside and sells ecstasy, I know you're not like that!"
Ah!? So that's what the class leader and the other girls say behind my back! Did the ecstasy I sell to the class leader come from you? Did you see me sell it to your brother or something? Why do you have to push me onto the path of crime!
Ah, not good, my legs are numb …
I snorted and retreated from Xiao Qin's shoes.
"Ye, Ye Lin classmate, why are you leaving? Is, is it because I'm not comfortable enough? "
Xiao Qin kept her legs together and maintained her original position, hoping that I would continue to step on her.
The glasses bro on the right was looking in our direction. I didn't want him to hear a word or else he might announce loudly after class: "Ye Lin dislikes Ren XiaoQin classmate because she's not comfortable enough, so he already dumped her!"
Playing with a girl in one class, then dumping her in the next, how am I such a scumbag!?
I'm ignoring you, I'm going to go read. Because my language grades are terrible, old man Zhang has always disliked me.
Although my ability to talk big is not bad, and I can even make limericks, my handwriting is terrible. A lot of my words look like they were written by a cockroach with a broken leg. I don't even think about getting marks.
Also, once I forget a word, I like to make new Chinese characters, similar to Wu Zetian's "Bi", I don't even recognize myself afterwards.
When it comes to writing essays, I especially like to freely express myself.
Last time I wrote an essay that advocated patriotism, it became a proposal for China's expansion. I wrote: "First attack India, because India is very weak and the land is very fertile. If we conquer it, we can replenish China's scarce arable land …"
Old man Zhang gave me a big zero and even wrote the comment "Off topic, little fascist".
I didn't go off topic! My essay was clearly brimming with surging patriotism! Also, what do you mean by little fascist! Old man Zhang, you're even worse than Shu Sha and the others! In their eyes, I'm only at the level of a Hongxing pheasant, but in your eyes, I'm already comparable to Hitler!
While I was worrying about my language grades, Xiao Qin wanted to chat with me again.
"Ye Lin classmate, I read the letter you wrote me again last night …"
Letter? It's a letter inviting you to a duel. That letter wasn't for you, it was for the Little Tyrant. Is that kind of letter worth reading over and over again?
"Go to bed early tonight! What's so interesting about a lousy letter! "
"How can you say that? That was the first love letter Ye Lin classmate ever sent me … "
"What love letter! It's probably a duel letter! "
I almost crushed the ballpoint pen in my hand.
"Anyway, I'll keep that letter for the rest of my life and pass it down as a family heirloom …"
"Bastard, burn it right now!"
A letter written in such ugly handwriting would be passed down from generation to generation as a love letter, and would be mocked by people for centuries to come!
"Don't talk to me anymore! Otherwise, I'll ruthlessly bully you! "
I bared my canines and made a fierce expression.
"I'm not afraid, since Ye Lin classmate bullies me, it must be because he likes me, right?"
Xiao Qin said while throwing me a cute expression. Ah, not good, I'm tempted, the enemy's firepower is fierce! My fortress is about to collapse! Harden your heart! Hurry up and turn into a heartless demon!
"What nonsense are you talking about!"
"It's true! Because, because when I bullied Ye Lin classmate before, it was because I liked you! "
"Don't compare your weird nervous system to mine!"
"Hmph, it seems like there are students making small movements down there!" Old man Zhang suddenly raised his voice.
It was as if I was being stared at by a Siberian tiger. Oh no, if I was told to stand up and answer the question now, I wouldn't even know where I was!
"The female student who isn't wearing a school uniform, stand up and read the paragraph I just said."
I didn't expect old man Zhang to ask Xiao Qin! It's because Xiao Qin doesn't have a school uniform yet, so it's very eye-catching! I made Xiao Qin my scapegoat!
Xiao Qin calmly picked up the textbook and began to read.
"The arrival of a swallow does not mean spring, but when a flock of geese breaks through the mist of the warm March current, spring arrives …"
It was a very standard reading of the text! You're almost at the level of an announcer! Your classmates are all looking at you in a different light! Also, the more I listen, the more I feel that Xiao Qin's voice is super nice! What's with this soft female voice that can make flowers and plants sprout in spring!
No! My heart, I'm about to lose! I must make Xiao Qin hate me! I must do even more extreme things!
Thus, after Xiao Qin finished answering the question, when the teacher told her to sit down, I suddenly made my move and took away her chair!
Xiao Qin, who was caught off guard, fell on her butt!
It was a solid fall without any cushioning, will she cry because of the swelling?
I was suddenly a bit worried about how to deal with the subsequent loss of composure.
"It hurts …" Xiao Qin sat on the ground and looked at me with a bit of bitterness, but she did not burst into tears like I expected.
"Teacher, sorry, I didn't sit properly …" Xiao Qin stuck out her tongue, then stood up and held the chair properly. She even acted like she had to apologize for disrupting the order of the class. Old man Zhang was probably focused on Xiao Qin's text and did not realize that I was the culprit who took away the chair.
The class leader Shu Sha seemed to be glaring at me fiercely.
Will I be unlucky after class?
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