After returning home with my dad, Xiao Qin's matter was still bothering me.
"Hey, you didn't expect this right? The shota I bought increased in price again! "
My dad's door was open. He was sitting in front of his computer and having a scary conversation with a client on the other side of the internet.
Of course, my dad is not a human trafficker. Although he is useless, he has not fallen to that point.
Because he could not take the blow of my mom's divorce, he resigned from his position as a university lecturer and raised me by opening an online store.
Normally, I should be thankful for this kind of dad, right? When I was not even a month old, my mom eloped with a foreign teacher from the same university, and I still don't know where she went. Even when I saw my dad's old treasured photo of a woman with a sweet smile, it could not make me feel any warmth towards my mother.
My dad is not short, he should be around 183cm, but his legs are a bit short (I also have the same body type). He wears a pair of black-rimmed glasses and looks very cultured, like a university lecturer. He also treats me very well, he does not tell me what I can and can't do as an elder, instead, he talks to me as an equal as a friend.
Is it not enough to have a dad like this? I'm sure many people would accuse me of being greedy.
— — But my dad's Taobao store is too embarrassing!
Harmonious products. I mentioned it once before. To be more specific, it is sold to otakus who are unwilling to come into contact with society and have completely failed in their lives. It is used to deal with abnormal sexual desires.
For example, H manga, airplane cups, prostate stimulation eggs, cartoon girl figurines with no clothes covering their bodies, nude cat ear girl pillows with shy poses, full scale silicone inflatable dolls …
Once, my dad even mysteriously promised me that as long as I could get into the top 15 of my class (there were only 44 people in our class), I would get the right to choose one of the H items in the online store.
"I recommend airplane cups! The R20 model has pretty good reviews! "He suggested with a wretched expression.
I rejected my dad with a cold shiver.
At my age, there are almost no boys who hate H items, but I do not want my dad to know what I bought, let alone using the items he gave me to play with.
Sometimes, it was a headache to have a father who was even more hateful than you and often tried to communicate with you about the latest hateful websites.
Besides, Dad wasn't like this in the past.
It wasn't until he was abandoned by his mother that he slowly degenerated into this state.
"Huh? Isn't that S&M novel good? What do you think of this book, The Three Female Pigs? "Dad's voice could be heard again.
I closed the door of Dad's room in disgust.
I am also a boy who has entered puberty, and I can't deny that the mountain of H stuff was once full of temptation to me. But every time I saw the lonely expression on my dad's face, I would be scared to death of women.
More than once, after getting drunk, Dad locked himself in his room and cried out a woman's name.
That should be my birth mother, right? A mother who could abandon her own son without hesitation, but a father who couldn't recover from the setback still couldn't forget her.
What kind of destructive power was this!
This was why, although there were many beautiful girls in the school, none of them could arouse my good impression.
— — I know they have venom even more terrifying than a cobra.
That's why I missed the time when I fought with the Little Tyrant, hot-blooded and pure. As for Ren XiaoQin, who softly asked to be my girlfriend, I could always feel the venomous fangs hidden behind her smile.
The doorbell rang, it was the takeout my dad ordered. I glanced at the table, and sure enough, I found the change my dad prepared and gave it to the delivery boy.
"Come out and eat!"
After I called him more than three times, my dad reluctantly left the computer and finished two boxes of rice with meat and vegetables.
Dad was reading a book while eating < Strawberry 100% >.
"Don't read while eating!"
The roles of father and son were completely reversed.
"Oh right, do you remember Auntie Ren who lived in the complex before we moved?"
"Oh, isn't she our neighbor? I remember! She's hot! Look! Doesn't she look like this character in the manga? "
He raised the manga to show me a lively naked woman coming out of the bath.
"Stop messing around!" I angrily tried to snatch the manga, but my dad nimbly dodged it.
"Dad, how much do you know about Auntie Ren's child …?"
I pretended to not eagerly look forward to an answer.
"Ha, isn't it just that tomboy who goes crazy all day! I think … she's called Xiao Qin! She doesn't look like a girl at all, how is she going to get married when she grows up! "
My dad sighed while stuffing food into his mouth.
So my dad already knew Xiao Qin was a girl! Was I the only one in the dark?
When I was bullied by the Little Tyrant in the past, out of my manly pride, I always said that the injuries on my body were from a fall, and that I accidentally lost the toy robot … After being bullied so many times, if I told my dad once, he would have told me Xiao Qin was actually a girl, and I wouldn't have misunderstood for so many years!
I became even more annoyed when I thought about it. After I finished eating, I quietly went back to my bedroom to take a nap.
Damn Little Tyrant, she made me wake up so early on the weekend. I didn't get to fight, and I couldn't save brother Optimus Prime. What a failure.
I looked at the gym equipment at the foot of the bed and suddenly felt like an idiot.
Dumbbells, sandbags, chest muscles trainer … I can't even feel the slightest bit of hot blood, I might as well just be a lazy person.
Speaking of which, didn't Xiao Qin say she stayed at home for three years? If she didn't go out for three years, wouldn't her muscles atrophy? She probably wouldn't have the courage of the Little Tyrant a long time ago, right? Is it okay if she doesn't go to school for the other three years? Speaking of which, I really don't know which school the Little Tyrant went to. Is there really someone like Zheng Yuanjie who educates their children at home?
Damn it! Why do I keep thinking about her?
Not only did the Little Tyrant cause me insomnia, I couldn't even sleep well at night.
I wanted to have a dream of beating up the Little Tyrant, at least I could vent my anger in my dreams. In the end, when I successfully knocked him to the ground and rode on his waist, intending to give him another hundred punches, his sinister face disappeared.
It turned into the face I saw today, Ren Xiao Qin's face.
Snow-White skin, long eyelashes, big misty eyes, soft, light pink lips … ….
"Hit me, hit me until you vent your anger …" Xiao Qin said as she turned her head, putting on a look like she was at his mercy.
I woke up from my dream with a scream, the fluorescent watch on my bedside showed: It was three in the morning.
I actually had a physiological reaction, a physiological reaction towards Xiao Qin in my dream.
No, it was just a coincidence. At three in the morning, a boy in puberty would naturally become like this, he would calm down after going to the bathroom.
I definitely don't have any feelings for Xiao Qin, the only reason I can't forget her is because she still hasn't returned brother Optimus Prime.
That must be it.
I don't know why, but I couldn't fall back asleep after returning from the bathroom, as if I was afraid that I would continue to have similar dreams.
My head was full of Xiao Qin, bastard!
This is not a good sign! The image of the Little Tyrant in my mind was gradually replaced by Xiao Qin's weak figure — — my old enemy disappeared without a trace!
No, it would be better to say that she changed into an even more terrifying form.
Just like my mother who abandoned my dad, an even more evil and vicious form.
As long as you get bitten by their poisonous fangs, you will never be able to recover.
I understand now! The Little Tyrant just wanted to use another method to bully me!
When she had the physical advantage, she used her fists to hurt my body. Now that she lost her advantage, she turned into a cute little girl and tried to invade my mind. After I fell into her emotional trap, she would reveal her poisonous fangs and give me a fatal blow!
She wants to turn me into a sad and unfortunate creature like my dad!
Thinking of this, my entire body was covered in cold sweat.
So scary, too scary! Fortunately, I was smart enough to see through her tricks.
I definitely can't agree to her request! What boyfriend and girlfriend, she clearly wants to play with the feelings of a pure and innocent young man!
Even if this rejection didn't make you give up, I will defend against all of your attacks in the future!
If you dress up gorgeously to please me, I will deliberately say that you are ugly, ugly like Sister Feng.
If you make me a bento like in the manga, I will deliberately spit it out after one bite and say that it tastes worse than pig swill.
If you are chatting with other girls, I will deliberately approach the other girl and invite her to watch a movie or something in front of you.
In short, I will beat you at your own game and harshly bully you!
Don't blame me, you were the one who declared war on me first, you forced me to do this.
After making the above decision, I finally succeeded in falling asleep.
After losing the sharp iron fists of the Little Tyrant era, that snake beauty named Ren XiaoQin wanted to inject the poison called "love" into my body, it was destined to be wishful thinking.
I'm so smart.
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