What was unexpected was that Xiao Qin saw me put 20 condoms in my bag, but she didn't say anything. She pretended to be preparing for next period's math class (in fact, she was holding her book upside down) and turned a blind eye to it.
I was surprised why she suddenly became well-behaved. But after I came back from radio calisthenics, I found out that the condoms in my bag were tampered with. Every condom was pierced with a sewing needle.
Xiao Qin was seriously preparing for next period's chemistry class. She put on a 'it has nothing to do with me' posture and muttered: "The outer temperature is the highest when a candle is burning …"
Don't expose yourself! You're the only one in our class who doesn't have to do radio calisthenics! You're the only suspect!
Also, what are you thinking in that little head of yours! Did … did you think I was going to use these condoms on you! Do you want to get pregnant with my child by destroying the seal of the condoms?
Stop joking! Auntie Ren is currently pregnant with my dad's child and I'm about to go bald from worrying about it. If you get pregnant with my child, I will definitely die young!
"Hey, what do you mean by piercing my condoms?" I asked Xiao Qin with an interrogative attitude, "These are my family's products, I was planning on selling them!"
I was telling the truth. Although they were about to expire, I could let Shu Zhe blow them into 'love red condoms' and satisfy the needs of perverts.
"No, I didn't use the sewing needle in the class leader's desk!" Xiao Qin was so flustered that she even confessed her crime tools.
I looked at Xiao Qin with disdain, "If I didn't find out and sold these condoms, what would happen if some unplanned children were born? If there were abandoned babies in the hospital, it would be your responsibility! "
Xiao Qin lowered her head at my obviously exaggerated accusation.
"I'm sorry, I only wanted to have a child with Ye Lin classmate …"
Is that something a 14-year-old girl should say? Is this what the person who is most likely to become my sworn sister should say?!
I couldn't help but sympathize with Auntie Ren.
She must be heartbroken to see Xiao Qin fall into her infatuated state, but she couldn't stop it.
What's more, she's pregnant and the father of the child is the father of her daughter's boyfriend.
It's hard to imagine how Auntie Ren would explain it to Xiao Qin. Could it be that Auntie Ren doesn't plan on explaining and still wants to abort the child?
The class leader, who just came back from radio calisthenics, easily noticed that her sewing box had been touched.
It wasn't that she was stingy and didn't allow others to use the sewing box, but because of her obsessive-compulsive disorder, she was particularly sensitive to the order in which the sewing needles were placed. She spent the entire break to restore the sewing needles to their original positions.
As expected, Xiong YaoYue came to ask for my physics homework. She flipped through my homework and said happily:
"The good thing about science homework is that there are very few words. I can finish copying it in the blink of an eye!"
Xiao Qin was extremely dissatisfied with Xiong YaoYue's departure. She pointed at Xiong YaoYue's back and said:
"Ye Lin classmate, why did you let someone copy your homework? I also want to copy your physics homework! I didn't mention it because I was afraid you would find me troublesome, but someone else beat me to it. "
"I'm trying my best, I hope you study hard!" I said insincerely.
"Then eat lunch with me." Xiao Qin requested. Although the two things had nothing to do with each other, I still agreed.
After we ate lunch at a roadside stall on snack street, Xiao Qin said she wanted to look at stationery supplies. She pulled me along a road that we don't walk often. As a result, the stationery store's shutter doors were tightly shut. Instead, there was a beggar writing in chalk on the sidewalk that attracted everyone's attention.
The beggar's body was thin and weak. His clothes were ragged and he wore a military cap that had already turned dark green. However, his eyes were full of spirit and the words he wrote in chalk were strong and powerful. It was more beautiful than the writing on the blackboard of any of my teachers.
There was a vertical version of the poem "The water of the Yellow River comes from the sky", and a horizontal version of the slogan "Diaoyu Islands belong to China!" He was proficient in Song, Regular, and even Xiaozhuan. The surrounding crowd clicked their tongues in wonder, and from time to time, some people would generously donate.
I had a good impression of this kind of beggar who didn't make a fuss and was skilled, so I put the three dollars in change in my pocket into his money box.
"I want it too!" Xiao Qin said without any rhyme or reason.
Then she walked next to the beggar, pointed at the pieces of chalk next to his hand and asked: "Uncle, can you give me one?"
The beggar saw that Xiao Qin came with me and called him uncle, so he generously gave Xiao Qin a piece of chalk.
Thus Xiao Qin happily took the chalk, squatted down less than 5 meters away from the beggar, and started to write on the ground.
What the fuck are you trying to do! Are you trying to steal his business! Although your handwriting is pretty, it's not on the same level as his! Don't tell me you're going to play the common begging trick and write "My family is poor and I'm about to drop out of school", or "I'm lost in a strange city and need money to get home". You just said you want it too, what do you want!
The beggar also looked back at Xiao Qin in confusion. I walked closer and realized that Xiao Qin wasn't writing on the ground, but drawing!
Xiao Qin wasn't trying to steal the beggar's business, but as' Teacher Shui Qin ', she noticed that the beggar was attracting a lot of people's attention, so she wanted to use her drawing to attract more people!
Don't make a fool of yourself, okay? If the things you draw on the sidewalk were captured by a US spy satellite and seen by the real Obama in the White House, he might vomit blood! Don't draw things that you think are beautiful with a smug face!
Xiao Qin chose a cat as a model, a rather fat cat. It was lying not far behind the beggar, I'm not sure if it was the beggar's pet.
Shua shua shua, in less than 20 seconds, Xiao Qin finished sketching the cat. Whether it was the bold strokes or the grave and stern finish, she had the demeanor of a master.
The cat that was used as a model was quite intelligent. When it saw that Xiao Qin finished, it lazily stood up and walked to Xiao Qin's side to observe her drawing.
Then the cat's face immediately became very bitter! I definitely didn't see wrong, it went from comfortable and leisurely to "fuck"!
The cat turned around, as if it was not only questioning Xiao Qin, but also the heavens:
"Is this drawing me! Is it me!? Are my legs purplish? Is my tail purplish?? "
To be fair, the cat portrait that Xiao Qin drew was still beyond her level. At least people could see that it was a cat.
But the cat had a potato body and a potato head. The cat ears on its head were as sharp as electric drills, plus it had four slender mosquito legs and a spiral-shaped tail.
The cat in the drawing smiled happily.
But the real cat looked at Xiao Qin with disdain, and even glanced at me (subtext: Your girlfriend's drawing is so bad, why did she come out to make a fool of herself). Then it returned to the beggar's side and continued to lie down to rest.
On the other hand, there were some curious pedestrians who came over to see Xiao Qin's drawing. Everyone's reaction was to immediately cover their mouths and leave. If it wasn't for me standing next to them with a fierce gaze, they might have already said harsh comments.
Xiao Qin, who didn't have any self-awareness, stood up from the ground, shook her head and said:
"Under the heavy pressure of society, if my drawing can make people smile, it should be considered an amazing masterpiece, right?"
Please! That's not a smile, it's a laugh from the bottom of my heart! After the beggar glanced at your finished work, he couldn't help but laugh out loud!
In order to stop Xiao Qin from embarrassing herself, I took the chalk from Xiao Qin's hand and returned it to the beggar. Then I pulled Xiao Qin's hand and pulled her away.
This was a small street that students don't often pass by, so I pulled Xiao Qin's hand without restraint.
Although she complained about me stealing the chalk, since I was willing to hold her hand tightly, all her worries were thrown out of her mind. She also tightly held my hand in response. She even wiped the chalk dust off her other hand with one hand.
Soon, we arrived at an intersection. Further ahead was the main road, and we were about to meet a lot of 28 Middle School students who came out to eat.
I subconsciously wanted to let go of Xiao Qin's hand, but she held it tightly and refused to let go, as if I would disappear if she let go.
I felt that there was no need for Xiao Qin to stubbornly hold on to my hand. Suddenly, a large truck driving diagonally from behind us suddenly made a turn and crashed towards us.
Damn, is the truck driver openly drunk driving in broad daylight? Looking at the trajectory of the truck, it's not gasoline, but Niulanshan erguotou!
If Xiao Qin and I were a seventy year old grandpa or grandma, we might have been hit by a truck and died.
But no matter what, we both practiced martial arts. Although we can't say we were as fast as lightning, it was still easy to dodge a truck.
I hurriedly pulled Xiao Qin to the left.
As a result, Xiao Qin, who also noticed the truck behind us, started to run to the right and tightly held onto my hand.
Damn, don't be at odds with me at a time like this! Jimmy's "Turn Left to Go Right" is at most a love tragedy. If you run in a different direction from me, it will immediately become a tragedy of life and death!
Since Xiao Qin's horse stance was too stable, I couldn't pull her away. I wanted to let go and let the two of us dodge to the left and right so that the truck could pass between us. However, Xiao Qin stubbornly wouldn't let go.
Damn, that's not an adjective! If you don't let go, we're going to be hit by a truck! Why aren't you nervous at all? It's like as if as long as we hold hands, even an asteroid is nothing to be afraid of!
I suddenly realized that Xiao Qin wasn't joking when she said she wouldn't survive in a world without me.
But you're using your persistence in the wrong place! Do you think it's romantic to be hit by a truck because you won't let go of each other's hands?
I was filled with anger and used all my strength to finally pull Xiao Qin over. When she fell into my arms, the truck passed by us with an ominous humming sound and finally hit a street lamp.
I was covered in cold sweat, but Xiao Qin, who was nestled in my arms, seemed to be laughing.
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