Xiong YaoYue's attack on me was like a street fighter in Dungeon Fighter Online. It was done in one go without any hesitation. The explosive scene stunned everyone on the plaza.
"You tried to forcefully kiss her, but it ended in tragedy." A certain auntie explained to the others.
I didn't expect Xiong YaoYue's reaction to be so big.
All this while, I had been used to treating her as a tomboy and a pure man. I had gotten used to it, so much so that I felt that even if I kissed her once, it wouldn't be a big deal.
Now that I think about it, she's still a budding girl. Although she's usually a bit careless, she's not to the point where she would carelessly give away her first kiss.
She only let me kiss her because she believed I was gay, so she didn't dare to actually do it. Now that she realized I exceeded her expectations, she's at least half believing my declaration that I 'like women'.
As a result, all the times she exposed her body in front of me and was taken advantage of by me in an instant.
First, it was when we were practicing basketball as a substitute and I grabbed her breasts after she fell. Then, it was when she thought we were both gay in Peng TouSi's car and changed her clothes in the back seat. The most extreme time was when she touched me several times under her skirt in an alley. If it was Gong CaiCai doing this to me, she would definitely think she would never be able to get married.
"Bastard, how dare you lie to me." Xiong YaoYue kicked my sneakers again.
Since there were too many onlookers on the square, it looked like a couple's quarrel, which made me feel very embarrassed. I held both of Xiong YaoYue's wrists to calm her down and tell her to talk in a place with no one around.
Xiong YaoYue angrily glared at me and wanted to break free from my grip. But when she used all her strength, she realized that she couldn't move her arms at all. Only then did she realize how powerless a woman felt and felt even more humiliated.
"Winnie, listen to me." I took the opportunity to explain, "I never admitted I was gay in front of you. You just had to keep misunderstanding it. You also said that you thought homosexuality was cool, and that it was a pity that there were no homosexuals in our class. Maybe you wanted me to be gay, so you didn't listen to my explanation! "
As if I hit the nail on the head, Xiong YaoYue's pupils suddenly constricted, but the anger inside did not subside.
Her hands were restrained, so she lifted her leg to kick me without thinking. I warned her: "You are wearing a miniskirt. If you lift your leg, I will see your underwear."
Xiong YaoYue retracted her leg.
Ah, I've finally been treated as a man again. Although this has always been my goal, why do I feel a little melancholy?
Unexpectedly, someone came to mediate the fight. A very philosophical voice diverted our attention.
"Woof! Woof! "
Peng TouSi came out to walk Obama.
The square was not far from Qingzi Academy, so it was not unusual for Peng TouSi to walk the dog. Obama still had a sign on his collar that said, "Losing weight, please do not feed the dog." He looked depressed.
"Lin, and Winnie, why are you two fighting?"
Peng TouSi asked with a friendly expression.
I let go of Xiong YaoYue's hand, and she immediately sat on the bench in a fit of anger. She crossed her arms and crossed her legs.
"Peng Peng, so you're not gay?"
"I never said I was gay." Peng TouSi replied.
Xiong YaoYue thought back carefully, "I don't think I ever said that …"
I agreed: "That's right! Tang Jiang said I was gay because of a misunderstanding, and it also originated from Peng TouSi — — Peng TouSi, do you remember that incident? Do you remember when you were carrying Ai Mi on your shoulder and helped me deal with a hoodlum wearing a baseball cap and a few of his subordinates? "
Peng TouSi laughed: "They did misunderstand that you were gay like me, and they were afraid you would pass AIDS to them. How laughable."
Speaking of which, it seems Tang Jiang wasn't particularly afraid of being infected by me because of Xiao Hong. Is it because of the power of love, or did he search on Baidu and found out that AIDS can't be transmitted through daily activities?
Peng TouSi's tall and sturdy body, and his modest and gentle tone always had a calming effect.
Although Xiong YaoYue's arms were still crossed in front of her chest, she had already uncrossed her legs.
"Does that mean he wasn't lying to me on purpose, but it was all a misunderstanding?"
I felt like Xiong YaoYue was more feminine than usual. I remember there was a research article in Scientific American that stated: clothing can affect behavior. The most obvious example is wearing a black suit on the streets. You'll definitely look more imposing than when you're running naked. Could it be that because Xiong YaoYue wore a miniskirt, she was psychologically affected and became less manly?
Peng TouSi felt it was strange, "What's the benefit of pretending to be gay in front of you?"
"He's taking advantage of me." Xiong YaoYue slapped the metal armrest of the bench, "He also touched my chest and saw my underwear. Should I be angry that he pretended to be gay to woo me?"
Peng TouSi looked at me with an inquiring gaze. I shrugged helplessly to express that I didn't do it on purpose, and I silently agreed that Xiong YaoYue was mostly telling the truth.
A line appeared between Peng TouSi's brows, he cleared his throat and said:
"I can only let Lin take responsibility for such a serious problem."
Huh? Peng TouSi, what do you mean? If this happened to Gong CaiCai, it would be quite serious, but if it happened to Xiong YaoYue, it shouldn't be that serious, right? It doesn't have to be like the feudal era, where a woman has to marry the other party if they see her arm.
"Take responsibility?" Xiong YaoYue was also a bit surprised, "I'm just angry. It's not like I got pregnant, so he doesn't have to take responsibility."
"No! Lin has to take responsibility! " Peng TouSi said resolutely as if he suddenly became Xiong YaoYue's maternal uncle. While I was still puzzled, Peng TouSi whispered a few words to me and I came to a sudden realization.
Peng TouSi told me that there was a Haagen-Dazs store on the plaza. Other than walking the dog, his second mission was to help Ai Mi buy an ice cream. There was nothing better than Haagen-Dazs to calm the angry Xiong YaoYue.
Thus I took over Peng TouSi's mission to buy ice cream. Other than a low calorie ice cream cone for Ai Mi, I also bought Xiong YaoYue her favorite three-ball cup.
Xiong YaoYue's eyes lit up when she saw the cup in my hand, but she was a bit embarrassed to accept it since she just beat me up.
"Sorry." I said, "I didn't mean to take advantage of you, but you never treat me like a man, sometimes I can't control my eyes …"
Xiong YaoYue turned her face to the side and pretended to be unmoved, but she was actually using her peripheral vision to see if the cup had melted.
Obama, who had been fed less recently, wanted to eat and thought about food and felt dizzy. When he saw that I had placed the three-ball cup at a height that he could reach, he couldn't help but jump up. His wide tongue was about to lick the three-ball cup.
All of my attention was on Xiong YaoYue, so my reaction speed was a bit slow. Right when the ¥65 cup was about to be put on the dog's mouth, Xiong YaoYue, who had been paying attention to the cup, suddenly yelled and grabbed Obama's neck with a method similar to the police's grappling technique.
"Bastard! That's my ice cream, it's not your turn to eat it! "
Since Peng TouSi, who was tall and strong and dressed in black, came over, the onlookers had been scared away. At this time, seeing a girl in a miniskirt wrestling with a husky, everyone turned their eyes back, thinking that it was a once-in-a-century spectacle.
Obama's wails and Xiong YaoYue's curses mixed together and it was extremely lively.
Xiong YaoYue finally defeated Obama with her stubbornness. Under the girl's choke attack, Obama voluntarily admitted defeat and revealed the aura of a weakling.
Xiong YaoYue, who was squatting on the ground and choking the dog, stood up. She didn't care about the intimate contact she just had with the dog and snatched the cup from my hands.
She spoke confidently, as if she had won the Three Ball Cup by fighting hard in the competition.
Peng TouSi said he had to hurry and return the ice cream before it melted. Obama, who was pretending to be dead, was dragged a few steps on the ground, then he rolled and revived.
"Woof! Woof! "Obama pretended to bark at Xiong YaoYue who just defeated him.
Xiong YaoYue was actually seriously competing with the dog and she also barked back fiercely: "Woof woof woof!" Obama, whose voice was even louder than Obama's, went home with Peng TouSi with his tail between his legs.
After finishing the cup, Xiong YaoYue's face was brimming with happiness. I reckon she wasn't angry anymore. Foodies are really easy to get rid of.
"Ye Lin, from tomorrow onwards, lend me your physics homework to copy!"
Xiong YaoYue decided.
"Huh? I always write my homework before I collect it, so I might not make it in time! "
Xiong YaoYue slapped her thigh, "Don't make me angry! I've long heard that physics is so difficult to understand, but you can actually write it when Gong CaiCai starts to collect homework, and finish it when it's received from you! You also got first in the class during the midterms, so you're clearly a genius in physics! In the future, finish your homework earlier and lend it to me to copy! That way I won't be angry at you anymore! "
"Then … will we still be good friends?" I asked tentatively.
"Don't be so polite!" Xiong YaoYue looked at the night sky and said, "As long as you lend me your physics homework to copy, we'll be good brothers! Although it's a pity we can't be best friends, it's still the same as brothers! "
It looks like I finally reversed Xiong YaoYue's misunderstanding of me as a homosexual. Although I have to pay the price of finishing my physics homework on time, it's still worth it to be treated as a man.
On Thursday, Eunuch Cao returned the 20 condoms to me as promised. Although he planned on blowing the condoms into 'love red lips condoms', I didn't bring lipstick to school and I couldn't bring the condoms home, so I could only give up for now.
When I put the condoms into my bag, I was seen by Xiao Qin who was constantly staring at me.
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