My dad and Auntie Ren drank while entering a segment similar to The Voice of China's "Who's More Miserable Than Me".
Whether it's in China or America, there's always this type of important foreshadowing in these kinds of talent shows. Things like "My family was poor when I was young" or "My grandfather died before the competition" can't be used anymore. If you want to move the audience and get a ranking, you have to have at least two or three parents die and have seven or eight incurable diseases. It's best if you have to sit in a wheelchair during the performance and spit out a few mouthfuls of blood.
Thus, my dad tearfully recounted his beautiful but painful first love. Auntie Ren, as a contestant, couldn't stand it and immediately revealed her unfortunate experiences. In short, she was still inexperienced and was tricked by her father's sweet words. In the end, she married the wrong person and ended up getting a divorce.
"Men are all bad!" This was the conclusion the drunk Auntie Ren came to.
Compared to Auntie Ren, my dad drank more alcohol and was even more drunk. Normally, when he gets drunk, he would call out Ai ShuQiao's name and cry while drinking. The alcohol would turn into tears.
Today was the same. He went to Da Ning River to meditate for three hours and tried to bid farewell to his past, but it didn't have any effect. The poison Ai ShuQiao left in his body was really strong.
Auntie Ren got angry when she saw my dad's pitiful appearance.
Originally, Auntie Ren wanted my dad to comfort her when she talked about her troubled relationship. But if my dad's pitiful appearance was put on a talent show, he would definitely get the sympathy of the audience even if he couldn't sing.
"Why are you crying! A man should be able to let go. She doesn't want you anymore, so what's the point of crying! "
"But … but …" my dad still couldn't untie this knot in his heart.
"Wow! You just proposed to me, but you still can't forget your ex-wife? "Auntie Ren slapped the coffee table," Who would be stupid enough to marry you when you have another woman in your heart? "
My dad suddenly came to a realization after Auntie Ren pointed this out. His lips trembled and he didn't say anything. He scolded himself for being useless and felt sorry for Auntie Ren. So he grabbed the beer on the table and poured it into his mouth one after another. He vowed to drink as much beer as possible.
Then he fell to the ground drunk and couldn't get up.
But Auntie Ren understood that my dad was worried about her body, that's why he was drinking, so there wasn't much beer left.
Thus, Auntie Ren slowly finished the remaining cans of beer while facing my dad who was lying on the carpet like a dead bear.
'Can't forget your ex' was a trait that would obviously decrease points in relationships. But because my dad was sincere, he turned this trait into 'Can't forget your ex even after 14 years', and it became a trait that Auntie Ren liked.
Auntie Ren's ex-husband and Xiao Qin's father, Huo ZhenBang, was caught by Auntie Ren in bed because he didn't change his dissolute nature after getting married.
That's why in Auntie Ren's mind, 'loyalty to love' surpasses everything else.
Even so, Auntie Ren didn't agree to my dad's proposal. Also, my dad was drunk like a dead pig.
I called my dad and it was also Auntie Ren who picked up.
Auntie Ren, who was also dizzy from drinking, also stayed the night at the hotel.
But this time, nothing really happened.
Auntie Ren fell asleep as soon as she touched the bed, while my dad slept on the carpet. It wasn't because there wasn't enough beds, but because he couldn't get up.
Xiao Qin felt it was a bit unusual that Auntie Ren didn't come home that night. Although it wasn't the first time her mom stayed out all night, she would always call or send a text saying where she was and what she was doing. But there was no news at all that night.
"Ye Lin classmate, do you want to come over?" Xiao Qin, who was at home alone, sent me a text.
"I don't think my mom is coming back tonight. I'm scared being home alone. Ye Lin classmate, come and give me some courage. We can hug and sleep together … "
"It's so hot, who wants to hug and sleep with you."
I replied.
Good thing I didn't agree to Xiao Qin's request. If I went over to Xiao Qin's place, wouldn't our parents sleep together and their children sleep together?
Su Qiao was sitting in the living room watching a talent show when an advertisement for Fu Yan Jie was playing.
I couldn't help but feel apprehensive when I heard it.
The finals against class 2 next Wednesday will decide my fate. Whether I can get a free meal at the class leader's house or cry and drink Fu Yan Jie, it all depends on my performance.
I left the house in the dark of the night and planned to go for a run and do some physical exercises.
I unknowingly ran to the plaza near Qing Zi Academy where Xiong YaoYue used to help others.
Every summer, there would be a night market here. Although it was not so bright that it was as bright as day, it was still dotted with stars. Looking along the stalls on both sides, it looked like a galaxy formed by incandescent lights.
A gorgeous color suddenly appeared in front of me.
It was a miniskirt.
A red printed miniskirt.
Although it was short, it didn't give off a coquettish feeling. Instead, it gave off a bright and energetic feeling.
The thighs under the miniskirt were a wheat color.
There was a band-aid on the knee of one of the legs.
So, the correct answer is that the person wearing a miniskirt was Xiong YaoYue. Although she would occasionally wear a school uniform skirt in school, she's never worn a miniskirt like this before. Why is she wearing a miniskirt today?
Could it be that there was a date? If the school hunk likes her, then other boys can also like her. If Xiong YaoYue wore a miniskirt to a date, it means she doesn't hate the other person.
Bastard, who the hell is the other person? She didn't even tell her best friend that she has a boyfriend, she's treating me like an outsider.
Not good, I accidentally put myself in her best friend mode. I'm clearly a guy.
I maintained a distance from Xiong YaoYue and secretly observed her. I was a bit nervous.
Actually, the miniskirt wasn't any shorter than the shorts Xiong YaoYue usually wears.
But there's a fundamental difference between a skirt and shorts.
The wind can lift up a skirt and expose a girl, but it can't do anything to shorts.
Was I, who was following Xiong YaoYue from afar, hoping for a gust of wind to blow so I could see Xiong YaoYue naked?
Definitely not! I'm not that perverted. I was just curious why Xiong YaoYue was dressed so feminine today.
Also, why wasn't there even a slight breeze tonight? The wind was strong and cold the day before yesterday and made my legs cramp.
Xiong YaoYue stopped in front of a clothing stall and discussed the price with the stall owner. Then, she picked up a pair of shorts and walked into the middle of a simple tent supported by a metal frame. She looked around vigilantly.
I wanted to find a place to hide, but it was too late.
"Ye Lin? Why are you here? Come and help me out. "
Xiong YaoYue enthusiastically waved at me.
I could only pretend that I bumped into her and slowly walked over. I then realized that this clothing stall sells all kinds of shorts for both men and women.
"You're here to buy clothes." I asked casually, but my eyes couldn't help but stare at the bottom of Xiong YaoYue's miniskirt.
"Yeah, I'm here to buy shorts. My favorite pair already has a hole in it. If I force myself to wear it, my underwear and butt would be exposed."
Although Xiong YaoYue was wearing a very seductive miniskirt, she didn't care about trifles.
"Ye Lin, you came at the right time. Help me cover a bit." Xiong YaoYue said as she lifted one of her legs and wanted to try on the shorts.
"Eh? Don't wear it in the plaza. Don't you have a changing room? " I hurriedly stopped her. It's easy for Xiong YaoYue to expose herself in a miniskirt. When she lifted her leg, I could almost see the seductive curve of her butt and the wonderful boundary between her tanned skin and her original snow-white skin.
Xiong YaoYue pouted, "How would there be a changing room if we came to the night market to buy cheap goods? I'm wearing a miniskirt because it's convenient to try on the shorts, so I can just put it on. If I wore shorts, wouldn't I have to take it off, take it off, and put it back on again? Wouldn't my underwear and butt be seen by everyone in the plaza? "
So that's how it is? It's not a date! Why does it make me feel a bit more at ease?
I took responsibility and used my broad body to block Xiong YaoYue. I used my back to prevent her from having any improper thoughts.
Xiong YaoYue quickly put on a pair of shorts under her miniskirt. She patted my back and motioned for me to turn around. In her eyes, she probably wouldn't care even if I, her best friend, stared at her while she tried on clothes, right?
"It fits pretty well." Xiong YaoYue did a few warm-up exercises similar to swimming, then she suddenly lifted up her skirt and asked: "Do you think it looks good?"
Ahhhhh, don't scare me! Although you're wearing a pair of shorts under the skirt, it's still 300% misunderstood! A passing child was immediately blindfolded by his mother! An old grandpa's sharp ears and eyes had shifted his gaze over! They thought you were asking if my underwear looked good!
Xiong YaoYue picked a pair of denim shorts, which suited her sporty style. However, I still felt that there was an indescribable feeling of ambiguity when she held up the side of her skirt and let me judge what was under her skirt.
"Let's try this one!" I don't know why the stall owner became a lot more enthusiastic when he saw me come over, but it definitely wasn't because of my appearance.
The stall owner brought over a pair of shorts with an American flag printed on it. Xiong YaoYue happily tried it on. Of course, I was still responsible for covering it.
"Huh? This one's a bit tight. "Xiong YaoYue said while trying it on," Do I really have a big butt? "
"That's not it, it's just right." I unconsciously repeated what Shen ShaoYi said to Xiong YaoYue.
"Heh, you're pretty good at comforting people!" Xiong YaoYue laughed, "Boss, just give me the one from before."
Xiong YaoYue, who was waiting for the boss to put the shorts into a bag, probably because she wasn't used to wearing miniskirts, she felt a bit itchy around her waist, so she scratched it unladylike.
I, who was standing behind her, noticed that she wasn't careful enough when she was taking off her shorts. Her miniskirt was caught under her T-shirt, making her look like a fish that only cared about its head but not its tail. Her entire back was exposed!
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