I was wrong.
My mistake was that I shouldn't have taken Ai Mi to a nearby restaurant on snack street to correct her huge misunderstanding of Chinese food.
Although there wasn't the 'pot pot' from Guangdong, I still ordered 'husband and wife lung slices' and 'braised lion's head' to let Ai Mi confirm that it wasn't 'husband and wife lung slices', and there wasn't 'lion's head' on a plate.
She went from being dubious at the beginning to trying it out out of curiosity. After Ai Mi pickily ate the two dishes and one soup that were a bit extravagant for a 28 Middle School student, she looked at me as if she realized something, then … she directly vomited on the side of the road.
"My, my stomach hurts! Who dares to poison me? "
Ai Mi, who almost vomited stomach acid, crouched on the side of the road while clutching her stomach, causing many people to look over.
Eh? I often eat at this restaurant and I've never had a stomachache! We just ate the same food, why am I fine, but you're not!
Later, I slapped my forehead and came to a realization.
They say there are differences between China and foreign countries, but everyone knows the basic way to deal with poisonous and harmful substances is like this: Americans rely on technology, while Celestials rely on mutations.
It seems that Ai Mi, who is American, has far less mutations than her brother!
For Celestials who have eaten all of the periodic table of elements, even if they eat some slightly rancid or slightly poisonous food, it won't cause any gastrointestinal discomfort. But Ai Mi, who grew up spoiled in America, can't! If she eats at unhygienic roadside stalls or small restaurants, she will definitely vomit whatever she eats!
This was a hygiene inspection that was more accurate than anything else! Whether the hygiene is good or not, we just need to see if my sister will vomit after eating it! But this is the only time, I will never bring Ai Mi to small places in the future. It doesn't matter if it's not hygienic, it's a matter of life and death!
When the restaurant owner saw Ai Mi vomiting in front of their door, he ran out sweating profusely and discussed with me:
"Can you tell your companion to move a bit so we can clean up her vomit? Looking at her like this, customers probably won't come to our restaurant to eat anymore … "
As he spoke, he stuffed a hundred dollars into my hand. "Little bro, use this money to buy some lactic acid bacteria tablets. You'll be fine after a few tablets. Actually, we didn't use any spoiled ingredients. It's just that the weather is hot, so we took out the meatballs from the fridge and left them outside for too long …"
Are you paying me to buy medicine for Ai Mi because you're in the wrong? So this is how you used to treat 28 Middle students. If it wasn't for the fact that Ai Mi's stomach had a problem, I would have believed the 'C' grade hygiene test results posted in your restaurant.
I didn't take the money but glared at the owner. What I meant was, "If anything happens to my sister, I won't forgive your restaurant!" Then he helped Ai Mi to a small park in a nearby residential area. The small octagonal pavilion was very suitable for summer vacation.
Originally, there was a couple from our school who were talking about love in the pavilion. When they saw me walking over with a gloomy expression, they got up and ran away in fright. As for whether the person I was supporting was a blonde twintailed loli or an old man with white hair and a ruddy complexion, they probably didn't even have the time to see clearly.
It was probably the last class at school, so I obviously skipped class since I could accompany Ai Mi.
But I gave Xiao Qin a call and asked her to help me ask the class leader for a day off. She agreed because she knew I was accompanying my sister.
"I'll definitely help you ask for a good day off. I'll also bring the bag back to your house after school. "
"Don't worry about the bag." I replied to Xiao Qin on the phone, "I don't want to do homework today anyway, so I can just leave it at school. Oh right, what reason are you going to use to ask the class leader for a day off? "
Xiao Qin thought for a bit, "How about menstrual cramps?"
Menstrual cramps my ass! You can't use a legitimate reason to ask for a day off with me! If you tell the class leader I have menstrual cramps, the class leader might have to approve it since I'm already outside. But she would definitely write 'menstrual cramps' in 25% font on my request for a day off! You have to leave a thick and colorful stroke for me ah!
"I can't use menstrual cramps." I flatly refused, "Think of something else, or just say I have a toothache."
"Okay." Xiao Qin said with a bit of regret, "I'll tell the class leader that you can't attend the next two classes because your balls hurt …"
Who … who's balls hurt! Even though I encounter a lot of things that make my balls hurt every day, I don't actually have balls that hurt! I wonder what the class leader's expression would be like if you told her I had balls hurt and wanted to ask for a day off?
I wanted to stop Xiao Qin from speaking nonsense, but I heard the bell for class through my phone, then Xiao Qin's phone was hung up.
I could only accompany Ai Mi and enjoy the breeze in the pavilion for a while.
Ai Mi gradually recovered after breathing some fresh air. She looked at me with disdain and said with a tone of foresight:
"How is it? Isn't Celestial Empire cuisine scary? Even if the ingredients aren't human, they must have used something weird! It might taste okay, but it's definitely harmful to the body! Manservant, the reason you look like this must be because you've been eating Celestial Empire cuisine for a long time … "
No, Shen ShaoYi has eaten at this restaurant many times, but I've never seen him grow crooked or vomit. Please stop your pointless guesses! My appearance is mainly to blame because of Xiao Qin. It's because of her that I was filled with hatred and became like this!
"Buy me another bag of chips!" Ai Mi ordered, "I also want cola!"
I reached for the change in my pocket and found a hundred-yuan bill. I didn't expect the restaurant owner to be so quick. He was afraid that if I didn't take the money, he would cause trouble for the restaurant. While I wasn't paying attention, he stuffed the money into my pocket.
Speaking of which, were you a core member of the thief company? I didn't even notice when you put money in my pocket, so I definitely wouldn't notice if you tried to steal my money! I was a bit scared when I thought about it that way.
I used the one hundred yuan to buy coke, potato chips, and my own ice cream. After confirming that it wasn't fake money, I wouldn't forgive the restaurant owner if he caused my sister to have a stomachache and then used fake money to entertain me. I just have to report it to 004 or 005, and it would be enough to make him suffer.
Although Ai Mi loved eating chips, she hated that her fingers would become greasy when she picked up the chips. She rolled her eyes, bent her legs, and half sat on the bench in the gazebo. She faced me and let me feed her chips.
"Close your legs a bit." I advised, "You'll expose yourself if you wear such a short skirt."
Ai Mi said disapprovingly: "There's no one else nearby anyway. If the manservant sees it, I'll just treat it as a small favor to you! Ah — — "
She closed her eyes and opened her mouth, waiting for me to feed her.
My sister has such a cute face, it doesn't matter even if she's a small celebrity in China. As long as she stands on the street and says "I'm hungry", then opens her mouth and waits, there will definitely be people rushing over to offer her all kinds of food.
He picked up a chip and carefully placed it between Ai Mi's lips. Although she didn't open her eyes, she immediately bit the chip and chewed with satisfaction, making a crisp sound.
"Hurry up!" She urged, "Give me a bit more!"
I could only take three or four chips at a time and repeatedly feed them to my gluttonous sister.
Ai Mi, who doesn't have a big appetite, could only be described as' ferocious' when eating chips. Once, she almost bit my hand.
After Ai Mi finished the 500 grams of chips, she still wanted more and urged me to buy more. I was worried about the harm of fried food, so I told her that's all she could eat today. Since Ai Mi didn't bring her wallet, she couldn't buy it herself.
She was moody and looked at me with hatred, but I didn't let go. In fact, I wasn't afraid of her being forceful. If she softened her attitude and said:
"Bro, I want to eat chips, can you buy it for me? I'm begging you ~ ~ ~"
Then I would definitely retreat and buy as much as she wants.
I suddenly felt like I didn't have the right to criticize the class leader for spoiling her brother.
Suddenly, I heard a familiar dog barking.
I turned my head and saw 004 and 005 walking towards us. Obama was running in front of them.
004 was holding Ai Mi's phone and 005 was holding Ai Mi's wallet. He said with a frown:
"Miss, how could you deliberately disturb us by leaving your phone and wallet in the bushes? Do you know how anxious we were? "
Ai Mi snorted, jumped down from the bench and said with her hands on her hips:
"Don't think I don't know you guys put a tracker in your phone and wallet! If it wasn't for Obama, you guys probably wouldn't have been able to find me! "
Obama pounced on Ai Mi and rubbed against her. Then he saw that I was holding something in my hand and looked at me expectantly.
I showed him the empty bag of chips and he immediately lost interest in me and continued to play with his little master.
"Actually, I got some good news today."
Ai Mi said to me before she was taken away by 004 and 005.
"I don't know where my mom found out that I often play with you. I thought she would be against it and make me draw a line between us, but I didn't expect …"
Ai Mi's face was dyed a faint rose color and a smile blossomed from the bottom of her heart. It was even brighter than the sun in the sky.
"I didn't expect my mom to say that she investigated your background and found out that you were the son of a friend of hers. You're trustworthy and she told me that it doesn't matter if I trust you a bit more …"
The son of a friend? Ai ShuQiao really has the nerve to lie to her own daughter! Not a friend, but an ex-husband! Also, what kind of medicine was he selling in the gourd? She found out that I don't have any ill intentions towards Ai Mi, so she decided to do me a favor and allow Ai Mi to get closer to me? Is this a hint for me? A hint that as long as I listen to her arrangements, she won't stop me from reuniting with Ai Mi?
"But don't get carried away just because mommy praised you a little!"
Ai Mi raised a delicate finger to warn me.
"I will continue to test you in the future. Don't forget the oath you made, you have to be loyal to me forever, understand?"
Obama wagged his tail as if to say "I understand!"
"I will love you even more than your mom."
After saying those meaningful words, I waved goodbye to Ai Mi and watched her walk away under the escort of two people and a dog.
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