I first rescued Ai Mi from the cardboard box.
She was dizzy from hitting the wall, so she stared blankly at me and Xiao Qin. She couldn't say a word, but she didn't forget to hug the bag of chips in her arms.
On the other side, the class leader stood up with the 1.2 meter tall cardboard box on her head, revealing a pair of pale white legs below her knees.
The reason why the class leader was stuck in the cardboard box was because the one who triggered the trap wasn't the cat, it was the class leader.
After the cat pounced on the squid, it was about to gorge itself, but it didn't think it would become the new bait. When the class leader saw that the cat finally stopped, she was wild with joy and rushed over to hug the cat. In the end, she accidentally triggered the trap and became Xiao Qin's second prey.
Xiao Qin whispered to me: "Everyone becomes stupid in front of something they like. I'm stupid because I like Ye Lin classmate!"
Her words seemed to make sense. When I saw Xiao Qin and the principal (who was also her uncle) walking together at Qing Zi Academy, I felt that Xiao Qin was a lot smarter than usual.
The class leader, who was hugging the cat tightly, couldn't take the cardboard box off by herself.
Thus, she turned her head towards me with the cardboard box on her head. Of course, I had to look at the class leader's feet to know where she was facing.
The class leader's voice was a bit muffled through the cardboard box.
"We have to put Mimi back in the bushes behind the school, it's not safe in the school."
"When will China pass laws to prohibit animal abuse …"
I couldn't help but want to laugh when the class leader said such a serious topic while half of her body was covered in a cardboard box.
Hurry and take the cardboard box off! The class leader's dignity is disappearing at a rate of one kilogram per second!
When I helped the class leader take off the cardboard box, Xiao Qin had a face full of regret that she couldn't continue watching the class leader make a fool of herself.
"If only someone could adopt it …" The class leader lovingly stroked the cat's back, then she suddenly saw Ai Mi who was eating chips less than five steps away from her.
"Huh? Isn't this Ye Lin's distant cousin? Why did you come to our school? "
Seeing Ai Mi's blonde hair, the class leader suddenly had an expression of "I want to touch it", but she was worried that the kitten in her arms would take the opportunity to escape, so she hesitated.
Ai Mi had already gotten rid of the mush in her head. She had a better understanding of the situation and took a step back in the opposite direction of the class leader.
"Hmph, that cat should have been caught by me, but I didn't expect to chase it all the way to this low-class school. So, including the manservant, you are all students of this low-class school?"
She put on an act and put herself on a high pedestal, but her words revealed that she chased a cat until she got lost and ran into 28 Middle. Moreover, a person who would fall into a trap for a bag of chips has no right to say our school is inferior!
"Katyusha and the Violent Woman, you two leave my manservant alone." Ai Mi said while hiding behind my back. She clearly felt threatened by the class leader's hunter aura.
"In the future, I will bring my manservant to America and let him continue to serve me. You guys can stay in this barbaric and backward country! Who knows when you'll be eaten by someone else … what a terrible country … "
"Eat people?" I raised one of my eyebrows, "Where did you hear that fake news? Our Celestial Empire hasn't eaten people in many years! "
"It's not news, I saw it with my own eyes!"
"Saw it with your own eyes! You saw someone get eaten with your own eyes!? "
"It's … a recipe I saw with my own eyes!" Ai Mi said with a guilty conscience, "But it's the same! The recipe actually says' Steamed Pot ',' Husband and Wife Lung Slices', and 'Wife Cake'! Doesn't 'Steamed Pot' mean 'child'! You Celestial Empire people are too barbaric! How can you bear to eat other people's children! "
Don't take it literally! There's even a famous dish called 'Xi Shi Milk' in Chinese cuisine! Actually, the ingredients have nothing to do with Xi Shi, it's the white of a pufferfish! Anyone with a bit of rationality would understand that it's only a metaphor. Otherwise, how many breasts would Xi Shi have, enough for thousands of years of diners to eat!
Also, the white of a pufferfish is the testicles! I don't want to eat that kind of thing! Why would I spend money to eat something that even female fishes don't eat!
The class leader was originally happy to chat with Ai Mi for a while and rub Ai Mi's shiny golden hair, but the class bell was about to ring. Her main goal was to put the tabby cat back into the bushes, so she reluctantly said goodbye to Ai Mi and walked towards the hole in the barbed wire fence.
"Class leader, I'll go with you!" Xiao Qin volunteered and followed. At the same time, she turned around and winked at me, which meant "I created some space for you to be alone with your sister, I'm very understanding, right?"
"Why did you come here?"
I asked Ai Mi as I led her to the corner of the playground under the thick shade of the trees.
Ai Mi held up her sunglasses that kept falling down and asked back: "I was just passing by, did you think I came to see you?"
"Don't you need to go to the set today?"
Ai Mi made an exaggerated gesture with joy, "Because the weather was too dry, the props in the corner exploded by themselves! I'm so lucky! I can finally stop work for a day! "
Based on Ai Mi's expression, it was as if she wanted to burn down the entire film city. It was the same mentality as a normal student who wants to blow up their school.
"I heard you threw a lot of complaint letters into the teacher's ethics and conduct complaint mailbox? Who do you want to complain about? "
"Oh, those." Ai Mi replied while eating chips, "Those aren't complaint letters, they're international mail from my fans in America. I have no place to deal with them, so I randomly stuffed them into the mailbox in front of your school — — so it's the complaint mailbox? I wouldn't have noticed if you didn't mention it! "
Since they're letters from America, they must be written in English! When the pile of "letters of complaint" was placed on the Vice Principal's desk, would the Vice Principal be shocked? Would he think that the foreign students were unhappy because the teachers were tutoring outside the school? Our class 2-3's homeroom teacher, Teacher Yu, can come in handy because he teaches English. He can go translate those English letters for the vice principal!
"Ai Mi, if your fans are so persistent, they would cross the Pacific Ocean to send you letters. Even if you don't reply, you should at least take a look …"
Ai Mi stared at me with a 'you don't understand anything' expression.
"Do you think there's anything good in there? The most normal ones are the love letters that say they'll marry me when I turn 16! There was also a polygamous Mormon who sent me a letter hoping I could be his seventh wife … after I read those letters, I wanted to blow up the entire planet! "
"Wait, you said love letters are the most normal, then what's abnormal?"
"There was also a person who recommended himself as my personal doctor. He bragged about how good his medical skills were, but in the end, there was anthrax powder in the letter! He wanted me to get sick immediately! "
What the f * ck, this behavior could be considered a terrorist! Did he get punished by the law!
"Punishment? Calling the police would be letting him off too easily. I talked about it on Facebook and even uploaded a photo of his envelope and anthrax powder. In the photo, I 'accidentally' revealed his address to other fans … "
"That night, when this guy came out of Kmart, he was surrounded by twenty fat otakus with baseball bats. He got beaten up and went to see a doctor. Those fat otakus later said that it was the day they got the most exercise of the year. "
Ai Mi giggled when she talked about it. She would only be happy when she used one group of fans to attack another group of fans.
"There were a lot of weird and annoying things in the fan letters. For example, a bunch of yellow fingernails that seemed to be some European witchcraft that made me fall in love with him. There was also a Thai pastry chef who wrote to me ten times. The letters were all sticky and gave off a disgusting smell. It was clearly from him masturbating!"
Thailand? That's a mystical country. According to my dad, in Thailand, boys from poor families basically only have two paths. One is to become a ladyboy, and the other is to practice Muay Thai. Both paths severely torment the body and mind. The average lifespan of ladyboys is less than forty years old, and Muay Thai fighters are covered in injuries after they retire. In China, self-proclaimed losers who complain every day that they don't have a girlfriend can use the Ah Q spirit and be glad that they weren't born in Thailand. Otherwise, they might accidentally become someone's girlfriend and get crippled in a children's Muay Thai match.
Because Thailand's customs favor women over men, there are a million more women than men in Thailand. The direct result is that rich Thai men have many concubines, and they can even obtain legal recognition. These lucky guys who avoided becoming ladyboys and practicing Muay Thai would not only look for lovers in their own country, but they would also hook up with beautiful women who came to Thailand. One of the ways they hook up with them is very disgusting, which is to give you food mixed with their semen.
Because Thai men are very retarded, they think that once a woman eats their semen, she will fall in love with them. The Thai fans who wrote to Ai Mi while masturbating probably had similar considerations.
You fans are so disgusting! Even I can't stand it anymore! Someone sponsor me with an AK-47, I'm going to shoot you all! My sister is still underage, if you let her come into contact with so much bad information, what if it affects her growth!
But these letters that might contain anthrax powder and Thai semen, is it okay to stuff them into the teacher's ethics and conduct reporting box! I hope it's my hated teacher who checks the reports!
"Oh right, since you snuck into our school, why didn't you go buy some chips? There are students holding bottles of water everywhere, can you ask where the snack bar is? "
"When I shook off 004 and 005, I lost my wallet. Besides, I just found out that you Celestial Empire people eat each other. I don't want to be caught and eaten by your classmates, so I've been hiding in the shadows, waiting for you to welcome me. In the end, you came so late!"
I don't have classmates who eat people! Also, you're clearly lost and waiting for someone to save you, why are you making it sound so cool!
I called Peng TouSi and told him that I found Ai Mi and I would send her back soon. Ai Mi grabbed the phone with dissatisfaction and told Peng TouSi that it was her free time and she didn't want to go back so early.
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