Since Xiong YaoYue was peeing in the men's washroom and the cubicle door was broken, I couldn't let the guard in. Besides, he wasn't even here to use the washroom, he was here to check if there were any couples doing piston exercises in the washroom.
I reached out and stopped him: "I'm sorry, the washroom is under repair. Please go to the washroom on the second floor."
The young security guard rolled his eyes and glared at me.
Ever since he was introduced as a security guard by his uncle, the old security guard comrade, he had gradually become a wily old fox from the time he first entered the job. Although he has heard of my notoriety from others, but after thinking about it, he felt that since the city enforcement officers aren't afraid of the hawkers, then there's no reason for the security guards to be afraid of the students. Not to mention that he just found a way to make money by catching "toilet vibrators". Whoever stops him from making money is going against his ancestors.
"Washroom maintenance? If it's for repairs, why isn't there a maintenance notice board? "
The guard adjusted his hat (it was similar to a traffic warden's, except it was black) and asked me.
"Maintenance notice board … I'm a maintenance notice board!"
I said while straightening my back and hinting to the guard: You're skinny and shriveled, don't make things difficult for me, okay?
The little security guard was scared by me and took a step back. After thinking for a bit, he walked back.
"Tsk, don't think I don't know who you are! Your name is Ye Lin, right? I was the one who let you guys in when you and a girl were locked out of school because you were late! "
The guard was referring to the time Xiao Qin asked me to go to school with her, but she was late.
"The teachers are afraid of you, but I'm not!" The guard pointed at the ceiling, "Do you see that?"
I wasn't fooled, "Do you want me to watch a UFO and then take the opportunity to rush into the washroom? I'm not that stupid! "
The guard stomped his feet and said: "There's no UFO in the room! I'm telling you to look at the surveillance camera! "
I followed the direction of his finger and saw a dark and chubby surveillance camera on the ceiling.
"Do you see it?" The guard tried his best to make a sinister smile, but I still felt it was a silly smile, "As a security guard, it's my duty to maintain the order of the school! If you stop me from going to the washroom … no, it's a routine inspection, then you're obstructing the school's normal operations! If you hit me, I'll immediately lie on the ground! "
How could he say such shameful words out loud? Your level of shamelessness is almost on par with those "fake wrestlers" who would fall to the ground with their hands on their heads after being lightly touched by peddlers!
"Hmph, a month ago, I was a temporary worker, but now I'm not! No matter how capable you are, if you push me down in front of the surveillance cameras, be careful that you don't get expelled from school! "
After discovering that his seniors were having sex and causing them to be expelled, the little security guard seemed to have the illusion that he had the ability to expel students.
And please don't use the word 'push'! This word has other meanings now! If I really used the extended meaning of "push" to push you down, then I, who was recorded by the surveillance camera, would really be fired! Even you don't have the face to continue staying in school!
The security guard said a few words and then rushed to the toilet. He must have thought that he could catch a couple in the act in the toilet. The reason why I was here was that the couple had hired me as a bodyguard.
What kind of thinking was that? If you have the money to hire me as a bodyguard, why don't you just get a room! There are a bunch of hourly rooms behind the food street. I heard that if you're willing to pay a deposit, you don't even need ID!
I thought about it for a bit and made up my mind. Then I purposely stepped in the path of the little security guard and my chest collided with his shoulder.
This collision was very light, but the little security guard leaned back and was about to perform the 'anti-gravity dive' that he had probably been training for a long time.
Who would have thought that there would always be someone stronger than you? There was always someone stronger than you. Before he could complete his fake fall, I suddenly screamed in pain. My limbs flew into the air, and with the force of a landslide, I fell heavily on the ground.
That's right, it was a technique that I learned from Xiao Qin's grandfather, gramps Ren — — Yin Yang Sanshou!
I fell to the ground in one go. It looked like I didn't fall lightly, but I was secretly using Hua Jin and muscle cushioning techniques. For me, it was equivalent to losing 2 points of HP out of 999.
The little security guard turned pale with fright. He originally only wanted to earn some pocket money and didn't want to argue with me. But now he found out that he 'beat' a student to the ground and it was recorded by a surveillance camera. He's going to be fired!
"Are … are you okay?" The little security guard reached out his trembling hand to help me up.
I peeked at the little security guard's pale face and laughed in my heart. I laid on the ground, tilted my neck, rolled my eyes, and stuck out half of my tongue to express' I'm dead, there's no saving me '.
The little security guard panicked, "What should I do? I didn't do it on purpose! "
He raised his head and spoke to the surveillance camera as if it was the school's leader.
Then he reached out his hand to check my breath. I purposely held my breath, so his body trembled even more.
"Everyone says you're the school tyrant and you're in the underworld, why … why are you so weak?" The little security guard questioned the heavens with a sobbing tone. After a while, his eyes suddenly became cold and he said resolutely: "I can't give up hope of saving him! I'm going to give him CPR! "
Fuck, don't do it! I don't want to kiss a man! I immediately opened my eyes after hearing the bad news. The little security guard leaned over, closed his eyes, and puckered his lips like an octopus …
I grabbed his head and pulled him to the side. I used so much strength that I almost thought I comprehended the 'Fa Jin' of Yin Yang Sanshou.
The little security guard rolled and rolled until he finally stopped at the bottom of the hallway wall.
When he stopped, he also jumped up, took off his hat and threw it on the ground. He said angrily:
"Why are you pretending to be dead! My little heart is going to jump out of my chest! I'm already twenty and I still haven't gotten married … "
I propped myself up with my elbows and looked curiously at the figure that appeared behind the little security guard.
While I was arguing with the security guard, Xiong YaoYue finished her fight and quietly came out of the washroom. She saw us pretending to fall and thought it was quite interesting. At this time, she mischievously walked behind the security guard, and when he wasn't paying attention, she suddenly grabbed the security guard's collar from behind and lifted his relatively loose uniform up to the height of his head.
The little security guard's head was immediately covered by his clothes and he yelled because his vision was limited: "Someone's attacking the police!" At the same time, he panicked and started scratching around comically. Xiong YaoYue took the opportunity to pull me up from the ground and the two of us ran away while laughing.
When we went downstairs, although Xiong YaoYue's memory was bad, she didn't forget the plastic bag of lunch I bought for her. She quickly went to get it.
"Now I'm also someone who's been to the men's washroom!" Xiong YaoYue boasted while sitting on the window sill on the second floor and eating bread and sausages, "I'm probably the only girl in our class that achieved this. Haha, I won again! "
I'm sorry to inform you, but when Xiao Qin pretended to be a boy, she always went to the men's washroom. Whether it's the time or the number, you can only be the runner-up.
After finishing the simple lunch and drinking half a bottle of Mai Dong, she handed me the remaining Mai Dong and asked me if I wanted to drink it.
You're really thick-skinned! It's fine if you don't care about indirect kissing, but why didn't you think about what you were going to do with the bottle! I can't drink it anymore!
After eating and drinking, Xiong YaoYue looked at the crowd on the field with a slightly empty gaze.
"It seems like it's not bad to have a boyfriend …"
"Huh?"
"If it's a boyfriend, I don't have to treat him back, and I can even ask him to help me with my homework — — isn't that a good deal?"
"Are you looking for a boyfriend or a permanent worker! If all the options are only treating and doing homework, no one would be willing to be your boyfriend! "
"That's true!" Xiong YaoYue nimbly jumped down from the window sill, raised her hands and stretched.
"I'm going to apologize to Gong CaiCai! If Gong CaiCai forgives me, then I don't have to have a sex change! "
Later I heard that in the infirmary, Xiong YaoYue prostrated herself in front of the class leader and the school doctor. She said that if Gong CaiCai didn't forgive her, she would never get up. A PE teacher who came to bandage her wounds almost thought there was a patient dead on the floor in the infirmary.
Gong CaiCai, who was covered in a blanket, was helped up by the class leader and said:
"As long as … you never lock me in a cramped place again, I … will forgive you …"
"I promise! I promise I won't do it again! " Xiong YaoYue bowed to Gong CaiCai like a primitive person worshiping the sun, "And if you're locked in a cramped place, I'll be the first to save you!"
"Then … that's good, thank you."
She was clearly the pig-like teammate who tortured her half to death, but she received Gong CaiCai's thanks because she said she would help her in the future.
"You can't forgive her so easily!" The class leader said, "Cai Cai, don't let Xiong YaoYue copy next week's homework! It wasn't right in the first place, let her do it herself! "
"Then … I won't let you copy my homework …" Even with the class leader's support, Gong CaiCai still didn't have much confidence and used a negotiating tone.
"Fine! I won't copy your homework next week! I'll reflect on it properly! " Xiong YaoYue gritted her teeth and muttered: "I'm going to find a boyfriend soon, but I don't know if I can make it in time …"
At 4: 10 in the afternoon, the drawing of lots for the boys' basketball and girls' volleyball competitions began in the PE office. Xiong YaoYue and I participated in the drawing ceremony as the PE committee members of class 2-3, as well as the captain of the basketball and volleyball teams.
Shen ShaoYi from class 2-2 also came to draw lots as the captain. He wore a fiery red basketball jersey and glared at me fiercely as if he wanted to eat my flesh and sleep on my skin.
But when he saw Xiong YaoYue who came in with me, Shen ShaoYi's gaze was immediately covered with a layer of sadness. He turned his head away because he didn't want Xiong YaoYue to see his expression.
Shen ShaoYi must have hoped to meet class 2-3 in the first match so he could wipe us out and vent his anger. Unfortunately, things didn't go according to his wishes. He drew Class 1, and I drew Class 6.
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