The first event that Ai Mi suggested was the strangely named "Jews vs Nazis".
She instructed Xiong YaoYue and me to use two tables to form a ping pong table. Then, she placed two sets of paper cups on each end of the table and arranged them into a six-pointed star representing Jews and a swastika representing Nazis.
"My mom used to organize a 'beer pong' game at a company party, and 'Jews vs Nazis' is a variation of beer pong. It's very popular among American university students."
Ai Mi explained it to us.
"The rules are like this. The cups should all be filled with half a cup of beer. Then, the two sides will throw the ping-pong balls into each other's cups. If it's a medium cup, the other side has to drink all the beer and remove the cup. Whichever side's cup is emptied first loses! "
"I don't think we have to drink alcohol in a sports competition." I objected, "Also, isn't it unhygienic to throw the ping-pong balls into a wine cup and drink the beer inside?"
"I'm only telling you how to play, I can't guarantee it'll be exactly the same." Ai Mi was a bit impatient, "Right now, you only have to pour water into the cup. You don't have to drink the water after you hit the cup, you can just pour it away."
"Speaking of accuracy, no one can beat the class leader." Xiong YaoYue looked at Shu Sha, who had already stood up from the carpet and was leaning against the fireplace.
Before the class leader could speak, Xiao Qin beat her to it: "No. The class leader's arm is broken. She can't participate in any sports competition. Also, her dominant hand is broken, so she can't use any strength with her left hand. "
"Actually." The class leader interrupted Xiao Qin, "My left hand is almost as flexible as my right hand. Since I like symmetrical left and right, I feel like my left hand can do anything my right hand can do, so I specially trained it …"
"I know, I know." Xiong YaoYue raised her hand in a hurry as if she was rushing to answer a question, "In Dungeons and Dragons, it's called 'Double Dexterous Hands'. Dark Elf Drizzt has this skill. "
"It doesn't work even if you can use your left hand." Xiao Qin frowned like a nervous parent, "Anyway, the class leader, just sit there and be a mascot. I won't allow you to compete with anyone. It would be terrible if you break your bones a second time. "
"But if there really is such a competition of accuracy …"
"I'll go for you when the time comes!" Xiao Qin said resolutely, "What kind of experts can Zhonghai's Civil and Military Academy have? The so-called Top 10 Experts of Zhong Hai were all defeated by me and Lin! You don't have to do anything, we'll still win the competition! "
"Then, thank you …" The class leader didn't know how to respond to Xiao Qin's overprotective concern.
"How about I play the first round with Lin?" Xiao Qin suggested, "I'm sure I'm one of the main players. There's no harm in practicing."
"Wait." Ai Mi suddenly reached out and stopped him, "Just in case, I have to ask, is there anyone here with Jewish ancestry? In the United States, this kind of game sometimes arouses the disgust of Jewish students, although it's just a kind of drinking game that doesn't involve anti-Semitism at all … "
"Don't worry, there are no Jews in the room." Zhuang Ni, who gave up the table and hid further away to drink her black tea, said, "Besides, you guys are not playing 'Jews vs. Nazis', it's basically 'Judaism vs. Buddhism'."
"What do you mean?" Ai Mi didn't understand.
"What Zhuang Ni means is …" The class leader pointed to the row of Nazi wine glasses, "The Nazi symbol is different from the Buddhist symbol. Ye Lin, you got the direction of the symbol wrong, the ones on the table are all Buddhist symbols."
I took a closer look and it was indeed the case. No wonder Buddhists hated Hitler. Hitler used the Buddhist symbol representing auspiciousness and happiness and turned it into the infamous Nazi symbol. Who knows how many misunderstandings occurred.
Apparently, there was a time when Premier Zhou was receiving foreign VIPs at the Diaoyutai State Guesthouse. As a result, the waiter was extremely nervous when he brought the dishes to the table. His hand trembled and the Buddhist symbol carved from a radish flipped over and turned into the Fascist symbol. The foreign VIPs were shocked. They thought that they had entered the Hongmen Banquet and were about to be split in half by Premier Zhou's Army Killing Fist. Fortunately, Premier Zhou said calmly, "This dish is specially prepared for you gentlemen. It's called 'Eliminate the Fascists'. Don't stand on ceremony.
"It doesn't matter if it's not a Nazi." Ai Mi expressed, "People often make mistakes in America, who told those two to be so similar? Anyway, you guys should practice more, just think of it as my exam questions. "
Xiao Qin and I first played 'Judaism vs Buddhism', and in the end, my Buddhism side won. I always felt that the Judaism hexagram was more concentrated, so the side I chose would be at a disadvantage.
Xiao Qin didn't admit defeat, so she switched places with me and played again. In the end, she won and it confirmed my conjecture.
Then it was Xiong YaoYue who switched places with me, but she still couldn't beat Xiao Qin in two rounds. Although she was good at volleyball and basketball, she couldn't control small objects as well as Xiao Qin.
The class leader was itching to play a round, but she was violently stopped by Xiao Qin. On the other hand, Zhuang Ni completely washed the table tennis ball I touched and played with Xiao Qin.
Zhuang Ni quickly lost to Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin felt that it was boring after playing alone, so she gave her place to Xiong YaoYue. Ai Mi stood on the opposite side and played with her best friend.
I could tell Xiong YaoYue wanted to throw the game, but Ai Mi's skill was too low. She even threw an own ball that bounced back into her own cup, and she was defeated by her own stupidity in front of everyone.
"Bastard! You actually beat me! It must be because China's magnetic field is different than America's! I'm pretty good at it in America! "
Ai Mi grabbed an orange from the bedside table and was about to throw it, but Xiong YaoYue quickly begged for mercy: "Don't! Don't hit me with that! Orange weapons aren't a joke! "
"You guys are too nervous." The class leader, who couldn't participate, guided from the side, "It'll be better if you relax a bit, try to let your arm be in its natural state …"
At this time, Obama began to turn around and looked up with a pleading expression. I understood he wanted to go to the washroom.
"You guys have fun, I'm going to take Obama out to fertilize the garden."
After saying that, I put on my coat and left the room with Obama. The girls didn't have any thick clothes with them because there was a stove in the room, so they couldn't follow us even if they wanted to.
In the end, I met Xiao Yin who was sitting in a wheelchair in the garden. She was controlling the wheelchair by herself. Not only was Dr. Yu not by her side, she didn't even have a forced rabbit, which made her look a bit lonely.
"I'm sorry." She said with her head lowered when I brought Obama into her line of sight.
"Why are you apologizing?" Even though it was winter, Obama still smelled bad on the toilet. If it wasn't for the fact that Xiao Yin had no sense of smell, I would have been the one apologizing instead.
A breeze blew past and Xiao Yin's silver hair fluttered in the wind. There was a trace of apology between her eyebrows.
"When you were talking to Ai Mi on the phone, your voice was too loud, so it was recorded by the surveillance camera in the hallway, so I quickly found out."
I paused, then said with a bitter smile: "So you already know I might have a child?"
Xiao Yin nodded, "I immediately did a causal calculation after I found out, and the final conclusion is: the probability of Ai ShuQiao carrying out the insemination plan is 98.4% …"
"Then isn't it close to 100%!?" I said in despair, "Does that mean I'm definitely a father? Where's my child? Can you find out? "
"I can't." Xiao Yin expressed regret, "I tried, but I didn't find any valuable information. Ai ShuQiao must have hidden the child well. But you don't have to be too desperate. I was talking about the probability of Ai ShuQiao carrying out the plan, not the probability of you having a child. As everyone knows, artificial insemination has a chance of failure. "
It was as if I was grasping at straws, "So, Ai ShuQiao might be lying to me? She's bluffing? "
"Not necessarily," Xiao Yin said in an uncertain tone, "The truth may be worse than you think. According to my calculations, if you have a child, there is a 77.3% chance that the mother of your child is Su Qiao."
"Wait, wait!" I was extremely shocked and almost couldn't hold onto Obama's leash anymore, "Ai ShuQiao never said I knew the child's mother! Also, when did Su Qiao get pregnant? Although she was imprisoned by Ai ShuQiao, I didn't notice she was pregnant when I rescued her! Did her belly only get bigger when I was unconscious? "
If Su Qiao was forcefully impregnated by Ai ShuQiao using my frozen semen, shouldn't she be even more embarrassed when facing me? How could she hide all of this from me? Even if she could hold it in, her grandmother wouldn't be able to!
"Su Qiao doesn't need to be pregnant," Xiao Yin continued, "The calculation results show that Ai ShuQiao most likely used a surrogate mother in the United States to give birth, but the eggs were taken from Su Qiao. They were taken from her when she was imprisoned."
Damn it! Isn't it messy enough! So it turns out I have a father and two mothers! Also, the sperm and egg provider were kept in the dark! Ai ShuQiao, are you done! Is there a point? Is this how you're going to make Su Qiao your daughter-in-law!?
"Please note that all of this is based on my incomplete intelligence and limited computing hardware." Xiao Yin reminded me, "I can't guarantee your child exists, nor can I guarantee Su Qiao is the egg provider. In order to clarify everything, you should ask the person involved."
What? You want me to ask Su Qiao in person if her eggs were taken from her when she was imprisoned by Ai ShuQiao? What if the answer is yes? Then should I tell Su Qiao that we might have a child?
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