As if the situation wasn't chaotic enough, a bald man suddenly pushed open the door and entered the Star Diamond Coffee Shop and shouted in panic:
"Crocodiles! There are crocodiles on the streets! Someone's dog was bitten! Everyone be careful! "
The customers and waiters were all stunned. I continued to sit on my chair and drink coffee. I didn't believe the guy's nonsense.
Based on his shaved head, he's probably a Shaolin disciple from Zhonghai Civil and Military Academy. You're clearly not training at Shaolin Temple, yet you have to shave your head. Do you have to go to a temple to get your fortune told in addition to practicing martial arts? It's close to Christmas, not April Fool's Day. People might believe you if you lied and said there was a rabid dog on the streets, but how could a crocodile appear in Dong Shan city!
Wait! I suddenly choked on my coffee and recalled Ai Mi kept at least 25 crocodiles in the basement of the principal's building as torture tools — did those crocodiles escape?
Following most people's gazes — — there really were crocodiles! Several crocodiles about two meters long swaggered through the streets with bodyguards in black suits trying to catch them with fishing nets.
What's going on? There was a python crisis two days ago, and now there are crocodiles? Christmas is a time to give presents to obedient children, what are you cold-blooded reptiles doing!
Originally, Su Qiao had just coaxed Gong CaiCai, who was dressed as a maid, to a seat. Gong CaiCai was sitting there sobbing with her head down. Her puffy skirt and the large bow tied behind her head made her look even more pitiful.
"Crocodile crocodile crocodile!!??"
Gong CaiCai fainted when she saw the first crocodile through the window. Su Qiao quickly supported her waist from the side.
"Hey, this mistress has a conscience, she's supporting the main wife's waist!" A reckless guy at the next table commented at an inappropriate time.
Most of the customers in the Star Diamond Coffee Shop were students from Zhonghai Civil and Military Academy. Even if not everyone knew martial arts, they were braver than the average person. When they saw the crocodiles crawling around, they all took out their phones to take pictures and videos.
I received a message from Xiao Yin on my smartwatch: "Ai Mi's crocodile pool's heating system malfunctioned. The crocodiles were almost cooked, so they all ran out. You have to be careful no matter where you are."
Damn, another system malfunction. I remember the python incident was caused by various system malfunctions. I don't think it's a coincidence. Is the black holy infant trying to use technology to get rid of someone?
I immediately called Peng TouSi to confirm if everyone in the headmaster's building was safe. Peng TouSi told me that all the crocodiles in the building had been subdued, and the six crocodiles outside were still being hunted.
Looking out through the window, two bodyguards in black were dealing with three crocodiles. Probably because their bodyguard training did not include dealing with crocodiles, their movements were slightly clumsy, and the largest and fiercest crocodile was more than ten meters away from them.
Speaking of which, I even knew the name of this crocodile. Because of its bad temper and the bumpy bumps on its back, Xiong YaoYue named it "Tyrant Renekton". This was also the name of a hero in LOL.
"We'll be fine as long as we stay in the store, right?" Su Qiao asked me while supporting the unconscious Gong CaiCai. "It's winter and there's no water nearby. The crocodiles shouldn't have run too far."
I supported Su Qiao's opinion at first, but Renekton kept crawling forward with its stubby limbs. It scared a seven or eight year old kid who got separated from his parents. The kid stood there with a candied haw in his hand and completely forgot to avoid the crawling beast.
"The child is in danger." A waitress in the coffee shop shouted, "Someone go save him. Aren't you all martial arts experts? Why are you always bragging about yourself? "
If Red Star Hero Wan Dong was here, he would definitely go out and save the child. But most of the students from Zhonghai Civil and Military Academy were idiots. None of them had the guts to go out when they saw the three active crocodiles outside.
I couldn't sit still.
First of all, the crocodiles came from Ai Mi's place. Apparently, they already bit a dog. If they also bit a child, then it would be even more troublesome.
Secondly, my mentality changed after I found out I might have become a father. I personally don't like brats, but when I think of their parents, I have the urge to save them.
"Su Qiao, I'm going out for a bit. Help Gong CaiCai wake up, then help her quit her job at the coffee shop."
I stood up from behind the table and handed my wallet to Su Qiao.
"Also, help me collect the accounts. If there's anything else that needs money, take it from my wallet. Also, there's a black card in my wallet. If there's something that requires you to act cool, you can use the black card to scare them."
Su Qiao nodded and took my wallet. She asked me worriedly: "Ye Lin, you're going to save them? Can't you leave it to the bodyguards? "
I estimated the distance between Renekton and the brat and replied to Su Qiao: "Strictly speaking, these crocodiles are Ai Mi's pets. I can't let Ai Mi's pets hurt people. I'll be back soon, nothing will happen."
Su Qiao wanted to say something else, but she swallowed her words when she saw my insistence. She only used her gaze to remind me to be careful.
I strode to the crowded entrance of the coffee shop and told them to move out of the way.
"Move away, move away! You're already this scared by a few crocodiles, you're embarrassing your principal, Liu Qianpeng! "
Principal Liu Qianpeng of Zhonghai Civil and Military School is known for being able to 'defeat Batman in 5 seconds'. I think Batman is definitely harder to deal with than crocodiles raised at home.
"What did you say!?" The baldy who reported the news glared at me, "The ones crawling around outside are crocodiles, not goldfish! Do you think you're amazing just because you're big? I've practiced Shaolin martial arts for ten years, but … "
I put a hand over his face and threw him through the doorway onto the lobby floor.
"I don't have time to waste with you! Open the door! I have to go discipline the crocodiles outside! "
The surroundings were in an uproar, there were people who wanted to stick up for the baldy, but now that they heard I was going to deal with the crocodiles, they all extinguished their hopes.
"No way? This two-timing scumbag is going to fight the crocodiles? " One of the surrounding customers said, "Could it be that he has a guilty conscience and wants to redeem himself by feeding the crocodiles?"
The waitress who pointed out that the child was in danger walked over and helped me open the door. She looked at me as if I was a hero, which made me feel a bit embarrassed.
Sigh, these crocodiles are actually my family's. My sister didn't watch them and let them out to bite people.
After I walked out of the coffee shop, the door immediately closed behind me. It was done by the baldy and a few of his classmates so that I wouldn't regret running back into the shop.
I could only sneer at their actions: Since I'm out, I don't plan on going back.
At this time, the two bodyguards already controlled the crocodiles they were chasing, but the third crocodile, which was Renekton who was baring its fangs and pouncing towards the brat, was unsupervised.
"Wah — — Daddy! Daddy save me! "
Upon closer inspection, the brat's scarf was caught in the wind and got tangled in the drainage pipe of the coffee shop. He couldn't get rid of it properly and the more he struggled, the tighter it got. His little face turned purple and it looked like he was about to strangle himself to death.
To make matters worse, in order to keep the crocodile's vicious nature, Ai Mi often only fed the crocodiles until they were half full. Now that Renekton saw an immature juvenile wriggling back and forth in front of him, his appetite immediately increased and he wagged his tail to take a bite.
The situation was critical, I couldn't care too much and chased after him with all my might. Then, I pounced on him like a fish.
"Ahhh!"
I heard from my dad that crocodiles have amazing bite strength, but the strength they use to open their mouths is very small. In other words, as long as I hold their upper and lower jaws together, they won't be able to hurt me.
Thus, my sturdy Spartan body fell from the sky and smashed onto the back of the crocodile Renekton who was about to eat.
"Fuck! Do you want to smash me to death! "
If the crocodile could talk, I bet that's what he would shout. But before he could shout out any words, I already pressed my chin between his eyes and used my arms to hold his lower jaw.
"Ahh — — Hey!"
With my well-trained virgin arm strength, I successfully held the crocodile's upper and lower jaws together. The crocodile's weakness of opening its mouth is real, it immediately lost its most powerful weapon.
When the brat saw me appear out of nowhere and smash onto the crocodile's body, it was as if he saw Ultraman fighting a monster. He stopped pulling at his scarf and his face regained a lot of color.
However, the crocodile is not a kind girl. It can't open its mouth, but it still has other cruel skills.
That is "Death Roll".
By relying on rapid rolls in the water, the crocodile can cut the prey it bites into pieces. Students can imagine a washing machine with eight kitchen knives facing outwards. That is the effect of Death Roll.
Unfortunately, we are on dry land and the temperature is low, so it is not suitable for cold-blooded animals to use their strength.
I used all my strength to press the crocodile under my body, so of course, I couldn't care less about the elegance of my posture. It's fine if the cowards in the coffee shop just watched from the side, but there was even a guy who started a ruckus:
"Oh my god, look, he's f * cking a crocodile on the street!"
Fuck! I'm fighting with my life on the line, okay? I'm so angry that I don't have any energy when you shout like that!
Fortunately, two bodyguards came to help and we were able to subdue Renekton. His plan to fight in the wilderness finally failed.
The bodyguards sealed the crocodile's mouth with tape and I got off the monster's back. At this time, the brat untied the scarf that was wrapped around the drainage pipe and looked up at my tall figure with envy.
I patted the dust off my body and saw that the brat was fine. I let out a sigh of relief and praised him: "Good job, you didn't piss your pants after encountering something like this."
The brat looked down at his crotch as if he was confirming that he really didn't piss his pants, then he bowed towards me.
"Um, I just went to the toilet, then I couldn't find my dad … Big brother, thank you for saving me, you're amazing! Where did you learn how to fight Godzilla? "
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