There are tens of millions of people in this world who get Christmas presents, but I don't think anyone would get a child out of thin air like me.
A two year old child on the other side of the world! I don't even know who the mother is, but it definitely carries my DNA, making me, a 16 year old, a father!
After listening to my conversation with Ai ShuQiao, Ai Mi was as shocked as me at first, but she quickly calmed down. She slowly walked back in front of me and sat down next to me on the sofa.
"Bro, if you think about it, it's a good thing! In order to make up for the fact that we can't have children naturally, we can adopt this child and announce to the public that it's our child! "
That's enough! It's already alarmist for me to have a child at 16 years old, but I still want the public to think that this child was born from my own sister!?
I made Ai Mi promise not to tell anyone in order to avoid causing chaos, but Ai Mi took advantage of the situation and demanded that I kiss her before she would comply.
Making a prompt decision, I held both sides of her little head in my hands and kissed her delicate forehead with my lips.
"You're cheating!" Ai Mi pushed me away and revealed an expression as if she was cheated, "I wanted a hot kiss on the mouth! A kiss on the forehead has a completely different meaning! "
I shrugged my shoulders and made an innocent expression.
"You only said you wanted me to kiss you, but you didn't say where exactly! I already fulfilled my promise, so it's too late for you to back out — — next time, you have to make this clear in advance, okay? "
Right when Ai Mi was about to pounce on me, Xiong YaoYue walked in after eating her fill of French desserts.
"Hahaha, you guys might not believe me, but when the French chef brought me a hot drink, he asked me to praise his food on the camcorder! Recently, he's been using the method of customers praising him to treat his insomnia, it seems to be pretty effective … "
When Ai Mi saw Xiong YaoYue walk in, she rolled her eyes and suddenly said: "Winnie, my brother and I have a child!"
"Pfft!" Xiong YaoYue spat out a mouthful of cranberry juice and coughed for a while before she calmed down.
"Child … child? Did I hear it wrong? You and Ai Mi's child? "
I immediately covered Ai Mi's mouth and refused to let go no matter how she resisted.
"Don't listen to Ai Mi! How could I have a child with my own sister? She was obviously lying to you! "
"You scared me! You're right! " Xiong YaoYue wiped the cranberry juice from her lips with lingering fear, "No matter how devious Ye Lin is, he wouldn't lay his hands on his own sister. Also, Ai Mi's belly is so flat, there's no sign of pregnancy."
Ai Mi bit the palm of my hand, and I had to let go of her mouth.
"Hmph, anyway, I will definitely have a child with my brother in the future! Even if I didn't give birth to Big Brother's first child … Ah! "
I secretly pinched Ai Mi's butt to make her keep her promise to keep it a secret. She looked at me angrily and didn't say anything.
"By the way, it should be easy to name Ye Lin's child regardless of gender, right?" Xiong YaoYue said to herself while holding her chin. "'Ye' is a good surname. Ye Ting, Ye Jianying, Ye Gu Cheng … even Ye Erniang has a charm. If it was someone with the surname Xiong, Xiong Erniang would have to find Big Xiong and Big Xiong to act out 'Boonie Bears' …" Xiong YaoYue has always been dissatisfied with her surname.
"What's so hard about that?" Ai Mi muttered, "In America, women have to take their husband's surname after they get married. It was the same in the past. Can't you take my brother's surname if you marry him? The name 'Ye YaoYue' is more suitable for a girl than 'Xiong YaoYue' … "
Xiong YaoYue bit her lips and frowned in thought. She shook her head after three minutes: "It's too troublesome to get married just to change my surname. I'll stick to celibacy."
Then Xiong YaoYue told us that because Obama and Mi Ba liked to be near a fire, they brought the class leader and the others to the room with the fireplace, which was my bedroom last night.
"Isn't that good?" I said, "The fire was still burning when I left, so it would be a waste if no one was in the room. Also, the room was big enough to fit quite a few people."
Compared to electric heaters and air conditioners, I prefer the natural heat produced by the burning of firewood. I asked Ai Mi if she wanted to go with me to warm herself by the fire, but Ai Mi said it was time for her to take a bath, so she didn't have time to squeeze with the servants like Qin.
Thus, Xiong YaoYue and I returned to the room with the fireplace. I could smell the faint smell of charcoal when I opened the door, but it wasn't pungent. Instead, the special wood that was cut into semi-cylinders emitted a nice fragrance when burned.
The class leader was sitting on the carpet facing the fireplace with the cat and dog. Xiao Qin sat very close to the class leader and was constantly monitoring her so she wouldn't break her arm again.
Zhuang Ni was sitting on the chair Xiong YaoYue was sitting on and quietly drinking a cup of black tea. She only glanced at me coldly when I came in.
I saw there was an empty spot on Xiao Qin's left. I was planning on sitting there to warm myself by the fire and stay away from Zhuang Ni, but I didn't expect Xiong YaoYue to take that spot first, so I could only go back to the bed.
The class leader only cared about playing with the cats and dogs and only nodded at me. I have a strong suspicion that if the criminals were chased by the policewoman Shu Sha, they would be able to escape as long as they kept throwing their pet cats and dogs behind them. In the end, Shu Sha could only bring ten or so cats and dogs back to report.
Xiao Qin stared at the fire in front of her and fell into deep thought. Her expression reflected by the fire was a bit like the Little Tyrant from back then. The alcohol content in French desserts was indeed well-deserved, I'm afraid Xiao Qin was wavering between her inner and outer personality.
"Class leader, do you have a dime on you?" Xiong YaoYue suddenly asked.
The class leader touched her pockets and shook her head, "I don't have it on me. Also, I can't buy anything with a dime right now."
"It's not to buy things." Xiong YaoYue explained while taking out a handful of coins from her pocket, "I heard people say that if you ask for a dime from 24 people with different surnames for Christmas, then use the money to buy an apple and make a wish, the wish will be especially effective! I've already saved 18 coins from other people. Class leader, your surname isn't very common, can you think of a way to find a coin for me? "
"Then don't wait until Christmas Eve to buy an apple." I reminded, "I remember at that time, the supermarket would sell Christmas wrapped apples for ¥20 each. Even if they were sold on the street, it would be ¥10. What a scam!"
"Stupid bear, your IQ is worrying." Zhuang Ni said sarcastically, "I've also heard of that custom. Although I don't believe it, I can at least remember that the 24 people with different surnames have to be of the opposite sex! The class leader is a girl like you, okay? "
"Damn! I forgot! " Xiong YaoYue slapped her forehead, then she turned around and asked me: "Ye Lin, do you have a dime on you?"
"I'll go to the supermarket later to exchange for a few." I said, "Dr. Yu's surname is also rare. I'll give him a few coins, then you can ask him for more. That should be enough for you to get a total of 24."
"Thank you very much!" Xiong YaoYue waved at me happily and almost hit Xiao Qin, "Ye Lin, since you're so considerate, you'll definitely be a good father when you have a child in the future!"
Can you not bring it up? We can still be good friends if we don't bring it up! I'm still feeling annoyed! If Ai ShuQiao didn't lie to me, I would already be a father! And I would be a father who has never even seen his child!
Zhuang Ni raised her eyebrows and started to make sarcastic remarks.
"It would be great if the child was healthy, since they're close relatives …"
"Your parents are close relatives!" I couldn't control my irritation and immediately yelled at Zhuang Ni, "My child isn't the product of close relatives! My child's mother is far away from me! "
If it's as far as the diameter of the earth, then it's definitely enough to give birth to a child.
"Your child?" Zhuang Ni was puzzled, "Why do you sound like you already have a child?"
I quickly corrected myself and said: "No, that's not it, I'm using the future tense!"
The class leader and Xiao Qin's attention was also attracted. The class leader blinked and had a puzzled expression.
"Ye Lin, if you're using the future tense, how are you so sure your child's mother is far away? Are you planning on marrying a foreigner? "
"Probably." Zhuang Ni added fuel to the fire, "Ye Lin likes foreign foreign women."
Xiao Qin faced the fire without turning her head. Instead, she muttered to herself in a strange tone: "If Ah Lin has a child with someone else, I'll shove that child back! Only I can have Ah Lin's child! "
Fuck, I can't pretend I didn't hear that! Even if you're tipsy and part of the Little Tyrant's personality is revealed, it's still scary!
I don't know why, but the class leader shuddered after Xiao Qin threatened me — — we were already so close to the fire.
At an inopportune moment, the scene of the class leader and my child being discovered by Xiao Qin and Xiao Qin fiercely trying to 'shove' the child back appeared in my mind.
I shook my head to get rid of my unrealistic fantasies. I decided I have to get more information about my child from Ai ShuQiao no matter what. In other words, the sports competition has a more important meaning, I can't lose! If I lose, then I'll be an incompetent father!
"We should prepare for the sports competition." I took the initiative to talk to Zhuang Ni, "Although I don't know what the competition is, it's better to be prepared than to be in a competitive state. I'm planning on doing some recovery exercises after I recover from a cold, you should also exercise with them. Who knows what kind of weird competition Ai ShuQiao will propose, what if you need to use your physical strength? "
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