When I mentioned Huo ZhenBang to Xiao Qin, I told myself to be careful not to reveal that Huo ZhenBang had AIDS. Only the Dragon, Tiger, and Leopard trio and a few people around him knew about Huo ZhenBang's illness. Huo ZhenBang especially didn't want his daughter to know about his illness.
Although Huo ZhenBang wasn't a qualified father, he still cared a lot about his children. He's not afraid that Xiao Qin will distance herself from him after knowing he has AIDS, but he's afraid that Xiao Qin will worry about him.
Thus I decided to change my focus and start talking about Xiao Qin's brother, Huo Jiangdong.
Even though I already had my words sorted out in my mind, I still coughed before speaking. It might be a habit I learned from the school leaders of 28 Middle.
"Xiao Qin, although you seem stupid sometimes, you're not actually stupid, right?"
Xiao Qin blinked her eyes, she didn't understand what I meant.
"Um … do you like me to be stupid, or do you like me to be smarter? My IQ can be adjusted between 0 to 100, but I can't do anything beyond that … "
And you're saying you're not a mysterious creature!? You can actually adjust your IQ like the knobs on a radio! Also, your IQ is clearly over 150 when you're scheming against me! You can even join the Mensa club! Also, your IQ is in the negatives when you read shoujo manga! Your IQ, Fan Wei, should be [-150 ~ 150]!
Bastard! I was so angry that I made a typo! What I meant was that Xiao Qin's IQ range can freely switch between Fan Wei and Zhao Benshan in the Selling Crutches series! She can play the dual roles of an idiot and a hoodwinker!
Also, there are rumors on the internet that Fan Wei looks similar to one of the military leaders around Kim Jong-un. If I contact Fan Wei and ask him if he's interested in acting in Obama Assassination, would Fan Wei think I'm tricking him?
"A little salt … no, let's get back to business." I was so angry that I almost became the narrator of A Bite of China.
"Xiao Qin, the Dragon, Tiger, Leopard trio around your father, Huo ZhenBang, keep calling you 'Second Miss'. You don't think they call you Second Miss because you're second, right?"
Xiao Qin pouted her lips and squinted her eyes. It seems like she had a problem with me teasing her.
"She's walking the path of being silly and cute, but Winnie's the real dumb one! Uncle Long and the others call me Second Miss because I have an older brother! "
"Eh? You know about it? "
"I know a little bit. Although my mother doesn't want to talk about it, and my father doesn't want to talk about it in front of me, I heard that I have a half-brother, but I've never met him."
I smiled mysteriously. "Perhaps you have already met each other."
Xiao Qin didn't understand, so she tilted her head slightly, and her energetic short hair swayed slightly.
"How could I not know that we've met before?" "My brother grew up in the Chinese district of Los Angeles. I heard that he was a worthless dancer …"
When I heard Xiao Qin say that, I almost choked to death.
"What source of information do you have? Huo Jiangdong's mother is a dancer, not him! "
When I think about Huo Jiangdong pole dancing with a disfigured face that's even more vicious than mine, I'm getting mentally polluted! Level 10 mental pollution! Refund! The audience is bleeding from all seven orifices!
After the dance, Huo Jiangdong jumped down from the pole in a bikini. His muscular body was covered in olive oil and sparkled under the lights. He looked at the corpses on the ground and said proudly: "I have a special way of killing."
Compared to that, I would rather watch Shu Zhe do pole dancing! Although Shu Zhe doesn't have the stamina to pole dance, at least the scene wouldn't be so blinding!
When Xiao Qin heard me call out Huo Jiangdong's name, she asked in surprise: "How do you even know my brother's name? I only know his English name! "
In order to not be angered to death by Xiao Qin, I decided to get straight to the point.
"Did you know? The bodyguard Ai ShuQiao arranged for me, the one who fought Adorable with us in the presidential room of the Monarch Building, is your brother, Huo Jiangdong! "
"How is that possible!" Xiao Qin exclaimed, "How could he be a dancer with such a disfigured face!"
So the focus is still on dancers! Where did you hear the wrong information that made you mistakenly think that your brother was a shameful dancer trap! He's a true tough guy killer!
"I've already told you, Huo Jiangdong isn't a dancer, it's his mother who is! After his mother passed away, Huo Jiangdong was originally a middle level officer in the Triad, but due to some strange reason, his face was disfigured and he transformed into Ai ShuQiao's group … "
Thus Xiao Qin listened with her mouth wide open as I told her about how Huo Jiangdong and Ai ShuQiao swapped identities.
"… That's it, Huo Jiangdong is currently living in the Monarch Building and is under the protection of the Scientific Happiness Sect. He wants to get in touch with Huo ZhenBang, so I need you to tell me how to contact him."
In front of Xiao Qin, I should call Huo ZhenBang 'Uncle Huo', just like how Xiao Qin calls my dad 'Uncle Ye'. Luckily, Xiao Qin didn't mind. Auntie Ren had a lot of foreign colleagues. Even if some of them were older, Auntie Ren would still call them by their names, so Xiao Qin was used to it.
"Shh — — keep it down." Xiao Qin raised a finger to her lips and said, "If my mom hears us talking about my biological father, she'll get angry again! Last time, I sent her an invitation to the premiere of Huo Yuanjia, but she didn't go! "
Sigh, it's not like Huo Yuanjia offended Auntie Ren.
"Then I'll call your father Hall Master Huo from now on. Since he's the Hall Master of the Triad's Gathering Heroes Hall, it's not appropriate for me to call him by his full name."
Xiao Qin nodded, "That's fine, but if my mom is nearby, it's best if we say 'Warehouse Master'. My mom's ears are very sensitive."
Well, it was because of his ex-wife's resentment that a dignified gangster boss was demoted to a warehouse to look after the pile of goods.
"I think it's a little strange," Xiao Qin said as she massaged her temples with both hands (I'm not sure if it can increase intelligence). "If the first Renakura had undergone cosmetic surgery, there should be a lot of physiological evidence such as blood type, right? Even if Huo Jiangdong had the same blood type as the first Kamakura, he would definitely give himself away if he was investigated! Ah! I'm sorry! "
I said in astonishment: "You're right, why are you apologizing?"
Xiao Qin said awkwardly: "Although Ai ShuQiao doesn't treat Ye Lin classmate well, she's still his mother, so it's not appropriate for me to call her by her name. Since we call my biological father 'warehouse owner', why don't we call Ai ShuQiao 'love fries'?"
"Why 'Love Fries'? Are you addicted to giving people nicknames? "
"Is … isn't it good? Because Ai ShuQiao still restricts Ai Mi from drinking cola and eating chips, so she's probably a protectionist of chips. Chips and fries are pretty much the same … "
I rolled my eyes and expressed my speechlessness towards Xiao Qin.
Xiao Qin continued to talk about her suspicions:
"Not only did the Love Fries not investigate Huo Jiangdong's identity, they even invited him to join their secret guard. They brought him along to negotiate with the arms dealers and revealed a lot of secrets to him, as if they were afraid he wouldn't know … I feel like there's some sort of conspiracy!"
Hmph, it seems like Xiao Qin's IQ is starting to rise again, as expected of a mysterious creature.
"Are you suspecting that Huo Jiangdong is a spy sent by Ai ShuQiao because of the Love Fries? How is that possible! What reason does he have to be a spy for Ai ShuQiao! It was clearly Ai ShuQiao who caused him this much trouble! "
I have to admit, if I call Ai ShuQiao 'Love Fries' like Xiao Qin does, Ai ShuQiao's noble and elegant temperament immediately disappears. It seems like Chairman Mao's phrase 'look down on the enemy strategically' is true.
"If the current Renakura really is my brother, then there's no reason for him to risk his life for the Love Fries." Xiao Qin continued to analyze, "Also, we can let him do a paternity test with my father, genetics can't lie … Maybe I'm being paranoid, but let's not trust Huo Jiangdong too much before the paternity test results come out."
Thus Xiao Qin recited Huo ZhenBang's contact number. Although she also had a lot of things she wanted to say to Huo ZhenBang, she was afraid Auntie Ren would hear her, so she could only watch TV in the living room and chat with her mom so I could talk to Huo ZhenBang without any distractions.
I felt it was too dangerous to talk in the bedroom. Since it wasn't dark yet and the air was fresh after the rain, I decided to go out for a walk while contacting Huo ZhenBang.
Xiao Qin wanted to go with me, but I persuaded her that it wouldn't be worth it if you got wet again after you just took a shower. I'll take a shower after I come back.
Actually, I didn't want Xiao Qin to find out about Huo ZhenBang's illness from our conversation. Huo Jiangdong still felt a bit guilty for causing his father to contract AIDS by faking his death, so it was hard to avoid mentioning it in our conversation.
Xiao Qin stayed at home to watch TV with Auntie Ren and my dad. I looked at the warm scene and said I wanted to exercise and run along DongShan Lake. Auntie Ren told me to be careful and allowed me to go.
Take note, it was Auntie Ren who allowed me to go, not my dad. My dad lacked the dignity of a head of the family when we were only relying on each other. Now that he's married to Auntie Ren, he no longer has the airs of a male head of the family. Now he even has to ask Auntie Ren for permission to drink beer (There's a limit to the amount of beer in the fridge, and my dad also has a limit to his allowance).
I was walking on a sunny street after the rain. The bright red sunset in the distance indicated that tomorrow would be a good day.
It's pretty cool to use a smartwatch to make phone calls. It supports bluetooth earphones, but I haven't used it yet. When the pedestrians saw me talking to the watch, they all slowed down their footsteps and wanted to get a better look at the device.
"Hello, is this Uncle Long? I'm Ye Lin, I'm looking for the warehouse owner … No, I mean Hallmaster Huo. Can you transfer the call to him? "
Uncle Long clearly hesitated, then he lowered his voice and asked me: "Is it related to the second miss? Hallmaster Huo isn't in a good mood right now. If it's not related to the second miss, then don't bother him. "
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