After Huo Jiangdong left, I cleaned up the blood stains on the carpet and wiped them with alcohol. It was almost to the point of wiping the hairs off the carpet.
This was Auntie's favorite carpet. Even if I had to use correction fluid, I would first cover up the blood stains before cleaning it thoroughly.
Auntie Ren hated her ex-husband Huo ZhenBang to the point where she wouldn't let Xiao Qin use his surname. She probably wouldn't have a good attitude towards Huo ZhenBang's son, Huo Jiangdong.
After a busy afternoon, Xiao Qin and Auntie Ren came back from their visit after removing all traces of Huo Jiangdong's presence.
"What's that smell in the room?" Auntie Ren took a sniff while cleaning up the wet umbrella, "It smells like alcohol. Ye Lin, did you secretly drink at home? "
She instantly became fierce towards me.
My alcohol tolerance was very low. After I woke up, Dr. Yu specifically told me not to drink. Auntie Ren was worried I would damage my body, so she got angry.
"That's right. You can't drink. " Xiao Qin echoed, "What would I do if you had alcohol poisoning and something happened to you?"
"No, no." I waved my hands, "I didn't drink. You can check the fridge if you don't believe me. I used alcohol to wipe … wipe my Swiss army knife! A worker must first sharpen his tools in order to do a good job. What would you do if you don't take good care of your tools? "
Auntie Ren immediately revealed an expression of "so that's how it is" and her tone became a lot calmer.
"As long as you don't hurt your hands, it's fine to wipe the blade with alcohol. But remember not to wipe the plastic on the handle, or else it will darken."
"Really?" If Auntie Ren didn't remind me, I might actually use alcohol to wipe the plastic on the Swiss army knife.
Auntie Ren rested her chin on her left hand and supported her left elbow with her right hand. She thought for a bit before replying:
"If it's 75% medical alcohol, it shouldn't be a problem to wipe the blade or handle. However, I once used 95% industrial alcohol to wipe my Climber's black plastic patches, and the edges turned white. I had to quickly apply oil to restore it to its original state."
China has a tradition that stepmothers don't have a good relationship with their stepchildren, but this situation clearly doesn't apply to Auntie Ren and my dad's family. At least I can discuss common topics like Swiss army knives with Auntie Ren, which is something my dad and I can't talk about.
Right after Auntie Ren and Xiao Qin came in, my dad also came back from outside. When he saw the three of us in the room, he quickly signaled me with his eyes to tell me not to tell anyone that he went to the HHH Enthusiasts Club's offline event.
Since we were soaked, Auntie Ren, Xiao Qin, and my dad had to take a shower. Auntie Ren, Auntie Ren and Auntie Ren had a shower first. Auntie Ren.
Auntie Ren frowned: "Your shoulders is, why don't you. you. You.
My dad laughed: "Girls like to be clean, let Xiao Qin wash first, we're not in a hurry."
Auntie Ren's frown deepened, but her expression was like a smile, but not a smile.
"If you want Xiao Qin to wash first, there's enough space in the bathroom, so we can wash together! Why do we have to wait in the back? "
"Ah …" My dad was speechless and could only scratch his head: "I forgot, I thought it was where Xiao Lin and I used to live! The bathroom there is smaller … "
Auntie Ren was relentless.
"Ye Lin woke up not long ago, so it's understandable for him to forget. Haven't you already lived here for over a year? You probably have other plans for Xiao Qin, right? Don't think I'm going to bathe with you today! "
My dad could only lower his head and smile apologetically to Auntie Ren. He also secretly made a face at me, which meant that his plan failed.
Finally, Auntie Ren and Xiao Qin entered the bathroom first. While they were bathing in the steam, my dad and I chatted for a bit. I asked my dad if he was ready to teach at Qingzi High, but he told me that the president of the HHH Enthusiasts Association suddenly wanted to invest in a movie. He asked Director Cao if I was interested in acting in it.
"Eh? Isn't the president of the HHH Enthusiasts Association always mysterious? Also, he's so rich, if he was interested in making a movie, he would have invested in Director Cao a long time ago, right? Why did he wait until now? "
My dad smacked his lips, glanced towards the bathroom, then said: "The president of the HHH Enthusiasts Association, according to my speculations, he might have deep connections with North Korea."
"Nonsense! Dad, didn't the president get angry when you made a joke about North Koreans having no food to eat when you wrote a H movie review? Maybe the president is from a privileged class in North Korea! "
My dad nodded in deep thought, "Director Cao and I also think so. The president wants to make a movie because North Korea was humiliated."
"Eh? North Korea has nuclear weapons, who would dare to humiliate them? Isn't their slogan — — Let's bomb all the enemy's capitals into their capital, Pyongyang? "
"Who else could it be, it's America again!" My dad pointed to the floor, which was the United States of America on the other side of the world, "Recently, Hollywood is filming a movie called 'The Assassination of Kim Jong-un'. I think it's going to be released in October."
"Damn! How can the North Koreans be happy? The three generations of the Kim family are gods in the eyes of the North Koreans! If the United States made a movie called 'The Assassination of Mao Zedong' before the Cultural Revolution … "
"That's right!" My dad slapped his thigh and a lot of rainwater splashed out, "The North Korean government said that if the United States dared to release this disgraceful movie, it would be viewed as an act of war. North Korea will mercilessly retaliate against the United States!"
"How would they retaliate? Although nuclear weapons are awesome, they can't even reach the United States with their Taepodongs. They might not even be able to hit Japan, but they might be able to hit South Korea. "
My dad became serious, "The president of the HHH Enthusiasts Association should be someone from the North Korean government. In order to retaliate against the United States, he decided to invest in Director Cao and use China's natural resources and special effects to make a similar movie called 'The Assassination of Obama'!"
Eh? That's a good idea! It's much more interesting than throwing nuclear bombs at each other. Although China's special effects team can't compare to the United States or Japan, it's more than enough to compare to North Korea. The idea of the HHH Enthusiasts Association's president is very practical.
"'The Assassination of Obama' … what a cool movie title! Although Ai Mi's pet dog also has the same name, it's still very cool! What's the plot like? "
I couldn't get Huo ZhenBang's contact information since Xiao Qin was taking a shower, so I decided to discuss the movie with my dad.
My dad recalled a bit, "Um … 'The Assassination of Kim Jong-un' is an action comedy. The two main actors played Jay Chou's boss in 'The Green Hornet' and Harry Green Devil's son in 'Spiderman'. Their roles in the movie are a talk show host and producer. They were invited to North Korea to interview Kim Jong-un, but at the same time, they were hired by the CIA to carry out a secret mission to assassinate him."
"Eh? It sounds like the Chinese government sent Zhao Benshan and Guo Degang to assassinate the Dalai Lama? "
"In short, North Korea is going against the United States. They must make 'The Assassination of Obama' that's 100 million times cooler than Hollywood's' The Assassination of Kim Jong-un '. Money isn't a problem, the important thing is to beat the Americans in every aspect!"
"What kind of role can I play in it? The North Korean special agent to assassinate Obama? "
I can easily grab Ai Mi's pet dog by the neck as long as I'm careful not to let it bite me.
My dad shook his head, "I don't think so. The North Korean agent is the male lead, so it has to be played by a North Korean national actor, but they can't leave the country. The crew of 'The Assassination of Obama' has to be split into two, one for North Korea, and the other for China. Director Cao is responsible for China's filming and special effects."
"Then who can I play?"
My dad said a bit embarrassedly: "After the president saw the photo I sent, he asked if you were willing to play Obama …"
I almost spat out the food I ate yesterday.
"What kind of joke is this! Obama is black! Also, he's so much older than me, how could I play Obama! Also, I don't look like Obama at all! "
"Don't get excited, the Kim Jong-un in 'The Assassination of Kim Jong-un' doesn't really look like him." My dad reached out his hand and tried to persuade me, "It's just a suggestion, you can reject it if you don't want to! Actually, because North Korea doesn't have black people or white people, Obama has to be played by an Asian person no matter what. The Obama you're playing is the Obama of his youth. According to Director Cao's original script, you have to steal a kindergarten kid's lollipop, steal an old lady's purse, spit everywhere, disobey traffic rules when crossing the road, and rape twenty sows … "
"I didn't rape sows!!!!"
I realized it was a movie plot after I yelled.
"Um, Obama probably didn't rape sows either!"
"It's to retaliate against the United States! There was once a music video made by an American band that made a parody of Kim Jong-un listening to rock music and dancing a horse! "
"How can dancing a horse be compared to raping a sow!"
"Don't worry, the sow rape scene was cut out in the end …"
I sighed, "That's more like it."
I didn't expect my dad to continue: "It was cut from raping twenty sows to only one …"
"Bastard! What's the difference between that and not cutting it at all! Why does Director Cao have to make life difficult for sows! He's a salty AV director, even in a movie with such strong political overtones, he still has to insert erotic scenes! "
My dad slightly frowned, "Raping a sow or something, it's just editing the scene and letting the audience understand it themselves, there won't be any real human and beast scenes. Also, Xiao Lin, they say saving a life is better than building a seven-floor pagoda. If you take on this movie, you might be able to save a few lives. "
"Huh?" I was very surprised, "If I don't paint my face black and act as the youth version of Obama, would people still die?"
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