"I'm not sure." My dad looked up at the sky, "The North Korean government loves to detain European and American journalists. Sometimes, they would even kidnap people to do things for them. If you don't act as a young Obama, North Korea might kidnap a black youth and force him to act. If he doesn't agree, they might send him to a coal mine …"
Damn! Don't go overboard! Black people are already black, if they were forced to dig coal, wouldn't that make even Master Bao, Li Kui, and Zhang Fei sigh?
"Xiao Lin, don't be surprised, digging coal is still good! If they don't cooperate, they might even be executed! "
I rubbed my chin and thought that the only black person I know is Peng TouSi. No matter what Obama looked like when he was the Black Death God, he is now God's spokesperson on earth. If a youth of the same race as Peng TouSi was captured by North Korea and forced to dig coal or executed, I would feel uneasy as a related person.
Thus, I told my dad to give Director Cao a speech and ask him to delay this matter and see if there could be a compromise.
"I'll pass it on to Director Cao, but I'm afraid the HHH enthusiasts won't be too flexible." My dad scratched his head, "Xiao Lin, what kind of compromise do you think you can come up with?"
"Um … how about we just let Obama act as Obama?"
"Huh?" My dad was puzzled, "What do you mean? Do you think the US President Obama would travel thousands of miles to an enemy country to help them make a movie? Or a movie where he assassinates himself? "
I waved my hand, "No, I'm not talking about the human Obama. If the US President really went to North Korea, he would probably be mining for the rest of his life. I'm talking about Ai Mi's pet Obama …"
This time it was my dad's turn to vomit blood.
"Obama is a dog! You said you can't act as Obama because you don't look like him, but does a husky look like him! "
"But they both have the same name! Isn't this some kind of fate? "
"What fate? Is it unfinished love between a human and a dog? It's fine if you tell me, but how am I supposed to tell Director Cao and the president? "
I thought for a moment and replied: "Anyway, isn't North Korea planning on making a movie that's 100 million times cooler than 'Assassination of Kim Jong-un'? Since he wanted to disgust the other party, he might as well let a dog act out Obama's youth! Let's say that a dog was contaminated by the nuclear waste casually discarded by the government on the corrupt streets of Washington and mutated into a human being! "
Dad listened to me with his mouth agape.
"After Obama mutated into a human, because the average IQ of the American people was lower than that of a dog, he successfully became a lawyer. In the end, he successfully ran for president! The reason why he suddenly gained so many votes was because he was transformed from a dog. The American people believe that dogs are humans' best friends, so they have a natural sense of closeness to him! "
"Don't you think it's ironic to portray America as a country with a dog as its president? Also, since he's a mutated Douglas, he naturally has a lot of superpowers. It'll obviously be more difficult for the North Korean agents to assassinate him. There will be more dramatic and explosive scenes in the movie! "
Dad paused for a moment. "That seems to make sense. It's easy to turn a dog into a human. China has been changing since the era of Journey to the West..."
At this time, Xiao Qin and Auntie Ren finished showering, so it was my dad's turn. I also went to find Xiao Qin and asked her for Huo ZhenBang's contact information.
Actually, it shouldn't be hard to find Huo ZhenBang's number with my smartwatch and Xiao Yin's human search engine. But I still had to talk to Xiao Qin about her brother.
I guessed Xiao Qin changed her clothes in her room, so I lightly knocked on her door.
"Ye Lin classmate?" Xiao Qin said through the door, "The door isn't locked. I'm starting to feel a bit cold if you don't come in."
"Why is it a bit cold?" I was puzzled, "It's summer right now! Even if it rained today, it shouldn't be cold indoors, right? How low did you turn the air conditioner? "
"Um … I didn't turn on the air conditioner, but it's still a bit cold standing here without any clothes on after showering …"
"Why aren't you wearing any clothes! Auntie Ren already put on her clothes and went to the balcony to dry a towel! What are you trying to do naked? "
Xiao Qin stammered, "I, I left the door open for Ye Lin classmate after I washed myself. Once Ye Lin classmate opens the door, I can pretend I didn't have time to put on my clothes …"
"You're not allowed to do something like that again! I won't go in if you don't put on your clothes! "
"Ye Lin classmate is so inflexible …" Xiao Qin mumbled, then she immediately said: "I'm already dressed, please come in."
"Are you trying to fool an idiot! Putting on your clothes in a second, do you think it's like changing clothes in games! I'm not going in your room! Put on your clothes and come find me in my room! "
"Yes, yes!" Xiao Qin quickly replied, "If Ye Lin classmate wants to do it on home ground, I'll dress up beautifully and deliver myself to your door …"
I wouldn't dare do anything to you even if you delivered yourself to my door! Auntie Ren and my dad are both at home, and Huo ZhenBang and Huo Jiangdong have already threatened me. If I play with Xiao Qin, I'll definitely lose the rest of my life if I get seduced by you.
Fifteen minutes later, Xiao Qin arrived in my room wearing a sweet shirt and short skirt with the elegance of a date.
Her long eyelashes fluttered as she opened and closed her eyes. Her pupils were clear and she seemed to have a bit of cherry-red lipstick on her lips. She was trying to act mature.
Xiao Qin closed the door after she came in, then leaned against the door and looked at me with a smile: "Ye Lin classmate, what did you want me to do? I just took a shower and my body smells good, it's very suitable for eating! "
Eat my sister! Although I'm a Spartan, I'm not at the level of a barbarian who eats raw meat and drinks blood! No matter what, I wouldn't eat people under normal circumstances!
I sat on the head of the bed and told Xiao Qin to sit on the chair across from me, but Xiao Qin repeatedly wanted to sit next to me. She leaned against me as if she had no bones and let the fragrance of her hair and body enter my nostrils.
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … Ye Lin classmate's perverted nostrils are getting bigger!"
Nonsense! Can 'perverted' be used to describe nostrils? It's clearly handsome nostrils!
Since I had to talk about serious matters today, I didn't want to sit next to Xiao Qin. In the end, I sat on the chair and let Xiao Qin sit on the head of the bed.
Hehehe, the chair can only fit one person's butt. Now you can't sit next to me, right?
In the end, I miscalculated.
Xiao Qin pouted and thought about it after she saw me occupying the chair by myself. She actually got up from the head of the bed, tidied up her skirt and was about to sit on my lap!
It's even worse than before! It seems like Auntie Ren and my dad were watching TV in the living room, but they didn't know their son and daughter were in the room next to them! The TV seemed to be playing 'Man and Nature' and the narrator said in a mellow voice: "It's spring, it's the mating season for animals …"
Humans are different from animals, they mate throughout the year! Not only do they mate regardless of the time or the occasion! Don't add fuel to the fire! Hurry up and change the channel, go listen to 'The Great Compassion Mantra' or 'Interviews with Sister Feng'!
Seeing as Xiao Qin was about to press her tender butt against my legs, I made a prompt decision. In order to not make a mistake, I suddenly grabbed Xiao Qin's waist from behind.
"The chair is full, go back to the bed!"
I pushed her hard and pushed her onto the bed.
Xiao Qin let out a delicate squeal and fell onto the soft mattress. Then, she bounced back and forth a few times. I'm not sure if she was doing it on purpose to act cute.
"Wuwuwu (Huo _ Huo) … Ye Lin classmate is so rough, how can you treat me like this …"
Xiao Qin bit a corner of the pillow and acted like a good girl being bullied by a vicious young man. Her acting skills were so good that I felt she was more suited to be an actress than me.
"Stop pretending!" I shouted, "It doesn't hurt if I fall on the bed! You kicked me into the river from the front and made me fall on a rock at the bottom of the river, that's what you call painful! "
Xiao Qin covered her face with her hands in embarrassment after I brought up her dark history.
"I didn't do it on purpose! I didn't know there were rocks at the bottom of the river! Also, I told the old men fishing downstream that if they saw a mysterious creature floating down, they should hurry and save it! "
"You're the mysterious creature! You're less than 1.6 meters tall, but you can beat a lot of 1.8 meters tall boys. Also, when your androphobia flares up, you'll turn into a boy after drinking … "
"Stop it, stop it!" Xiao Qin was lying on her stomach on the bed with her hands covering her ears. Her legs were also shaking at a high speed as if she was trying to make noise to cover up my words.
I felt that I had won, so I magnanimously said to Xiao Qin: "Fine, I won't mention your dark history for now, but you have to sit properly. I have something important to discuss with you."
Xiao Qin obediently sat on the head of the bed, fiddled with her fingers and asked anxiously: "Does Ye Lin classmate plan on taking brother Optimus Prime back? Is it because the movie 'Transformers 4' was released, so you can't suppress your longing for brother Optimus Prime? "
"Bastard! I'm already 14 years old … no, I'm already 16 years old and I don't like robot toys anymore! Don't make it sound like I'm gay friends with brother Optimus Prime! I want to talk to you about your biological father, Huo ZhenBang! "
Xiao Qin's eyes widened. She hesitated for a bit and her expression changed from shock to pleasant surprise. She pressed her index fingers together and said with a blushing face:
"Don't tell me … Ye Lin classmate finally plans on proposing to my biological father and have him agree to let me marry you? I never thought Ye Lin classmate would be such a traditional person! "
"Traditional my ass!" I said angrily, "If you were a man, I would definitely stab you to death!"
Xiao Qin made a movement to avoid me, but then she obediently said as if she had accepted her fate: "I like Ye Lin classmate the most, so even if Ye Lin classmate wants to stab me to death, I won't resist …"
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