Next, the four lewd insects attacked Hua Mansion. Madam Hua personally defeated them.
Unexpectedly, Qiu Xiang's "Tang Yin's Poetry Collection" fell on the ground. Xiao Yunhai took the initiative to take the blame for it. Madam Hua wanted to kill him. Xiao Yunhai immediately used candles as drumsticks and wooden stools as drums to play a wonderful percussion music.
Qiu Xiang returned the favor. Xiao Yunhai was promoted to be the personal senior page boy of Hua Wen and Hua Wu of Hua Mansion.
The scenes in the movie made the movie fans laugh hysterically. Especially those classic lines, they made people convulse with laughter.
The movie reached its climax when Ning Wang brought the Deadly Scholar to Hua Mansion to cause trouble.
The couplets made Ning Wang, who was nicknamed "King of Couplets", vomit blood. The martial arts and the Deadly Scholar fought to a draw. The funny plot and wonderful martial arts movements made the movie fans intoxicated. Even the directors who came to spy on the enemy were completely brought into the movie.
After Ning Wang retreated, Xiao Yunhai's identity was exposed in public by Madam Hua. Another classic dialogue appeared.
Madam Hua said, "Our" One Day Death Powder "is made from seven different poisonous insects and Crane's Red Crown. It was refined for 49 days. It is colorless and tasteless. It can kill people without a trace."
Xiao Yunhai said unconvinced, "Our" Half-step Falling Smile "is made from honey, fritillary, platycodon, and Tianshan snow lotus. It doesn't need to be refrigerated and there is no preservative. In addition to its strong toxicity, it tastes very delicious."
At this time, the style of the whole movie changed. It turned into an advertisement mode.
Madam Hua said, "People who eat our" One Day Death Powder "will lose all their martial arts in a day. Their veins will flow backward, and their thoughts will run wild. It will lead to Qigong Deviation. Finally, their blood vessels will burst and they will die."
Xiao Yunhai said, "That's right! And the friends who eat "Half-step Falling Smile", as the name implies, must not walk half a step or smile. Otherwise, their whole body will explode and they will die. It's really a family trip … "
Madam Hua said, "Kill to silence …"
The two of them said in unison, "It's an essential medicine!"
This godly twist, coupled with the dialogue and funny music, immediately caused the loudest laughter since the screening of the movie to resound in the theater.
"Oh my god, I can't take it anymore. I really can't take it anymore."
"I realized that I'm going to be the first person to die of laughter. My stomach is about to explode from laughing."
"Yun Huang is too awesome. I can't believe that such an advertisement would appear in a movie. They even talked about poison so seriously. It really makes me speechless. "
"If anyone dares to tell me that 'Tang Bohu Dips in the Autumn Fragrance' is not good, I will definitely slap his face."
The comments from the fans reached Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Wanqing's ears. The couple looked at each other and smiled, completely at ease.
He made up his mind.
The movie continued. The Deadly Scholar came to Hua Fu and started a massacre. Xiao Yunhai stepped forward bravely and fought with him.
In his previous life, Xiao Yunhai felt that the action design was too simple. This time, he and the Martial Master of the Luo Family Troupe spent three days to design a brilliant action scene. The ruthlessness and treachery of the Life Seizing Sword and the tyrannical peerless of the Overlord Spear were vividly displayed. After fighting for a full three minutes, the Life Seizing Scholar was finally killed by a sudden thrust.
Xiao Yunhai and the others' hard work did not go to waste. This scene received unanimous praise from the movie fans, and the cheers were endless.
In the end, Xiao Yunhai used all his life's skills to choose Qiu Xiang from dozens of women under Madam Hua's obstruction. He won the beauty's heart.
At this point, the movie ended.
Enthusiastic applause and cheers rang out in the theater. Everyone walked out of the theater as if they had not had enough of it.
"Brother, what do you think of this movie?"
"I'm laughing so hard that my stomach hurts. How can it not be good?"
"Yun Huang is Yun Huang. His comedic talent is too strong. He should act in more comedies. "
"Tomorrow, I'll bring my parents to watch another movie. I'll make them happy too."
"What a coincidence. I have the same plan."
Hearing the comments of the movie fans, Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Wanqing, who had been keeping their heads down in fear of being recognized, looked at each other and smiled at the same time.
Outside the theater, countless reporters were waiting for the movie fans who had finished watching the movie to appear.
Previously, more than 20 movie critics had walked out one after another with a trace of anger on their faces. When they were interviewed, none of them said that the movie was good. They all gave it a bad review. One of the hot-tempered critics even used the word "trash" to describe it.
The reporters were very surprised. With Xiao Yunhai's identity and status in the entertainment industry, as long as the movie was good, these critics would not have said that.
Now that the first movie had finally ended, the reporters immediately surrounded the fans when they appeared.
"Sir, can I interview you?"
"Of course."
"What movie did you watch?"
"Of course, it's Yun Huang's' Tang Bo Hu's Autumn Fragrance '."
"What do you think of this movie?"
"It was good. It's one of the best comedies I've ever seen. I laughed from the beginning to the end. The fighting scenes were also very good.
It was very exciting. "
"If you were to give a score, what would you give it?"
"At least 9."
"Thank you for accepting my interview."
… …
"Miss, if you were to give a score to 'Tang Bo Hu's Autumn Fragrance', what would you give it?"
"It would have to be above 9. It's too exciting."
… … …
After the interview, the reporters were very surprised.
The film critics said that the movie was a bad movie, but without exception, the audience all said that it was a comedy that couldn't be better. They even gave it a score of above 9.
Suddenly, the reporters were confused. They couldn't tell what was going on.
Could it be that Xiao Yunhai offended the film critics? Or was this movie just like 'Charlotte's Troubles', a bad movie that was only funny for the sake of being funny?
At this moment, Jiao Fangtao, Lee Hoon, Wu Jun, and Zhang Xiaojing appeared. The reporters' eyes lit up and surrounded them.
"Director Jiao, are you here to watch 'Tang Bo Hu's Autumn Fragrance'?"
Jiao Fangtao laughed and said, "That's right. I'm here to find out more about the enemy. "
"Then what do you think of Mr. Xiao's movie? The opinions of the film critics and the fans are completely opposite. We don't know who to believe. "
Jiao Fangtao said, "If you only see 'Tang Bo Hu's Autumn Fragrance' as a commercial movie, then it's undoubtedly a success. In the theater, including me, everyone laughed from the beginning to the end. I counted silently. On average, there was one laugh every two minutes. It can be said that it's a classic commercial comedy. On the contrary, if you want it to be artistic, then you might be disappointed. Because this movie is similar to 'Charlotte's Troubles'. According to Director Xiao's words, it's a movie that has no emotions, no acting skills, and no artistry. I think it's because of this that those film critics left first. "
"Previously, everyone didn't think Mr. Xiao's' Tang Bo Hu's Autumn Fragrance 'was very optimistic. Director Jiao, after watching it, what do you think the box office will be?"
Jiao Fangtao thought for a moment and said, "I can't guess. However, I want to remind all the directors that Mr. Xiao's' Tang Bo Hu's Autumn Fragrance 'is very suitable for the fans. This movie with less than a hundred million yuan investment is very likely to create a miracle. "
On the other side, Lee Hoon was not stingy with his praise for 'Tang Bo Hu's Autumn Fragrance'.
"I bet that this movie will be a dark horse in this time slot. It's a dark horse that will stay dark until the end. I'm not saying this because Xiao Yunhai, Huang Bo, and Bai Huijie are my juniors, but because it really has the ability to do so. "
"Teacher Li, can you tell me why you think so highly of this movie?"
Lee Hoon said, "First of all, Yunhai's time slot is very suitable. Everyone wants to be happy and happy during the New Year. 'Tang Bo Hu's Autumn Fragrance' can completely satisfy your expectations and let you have the last laugh from the beginning to the end. Secondly, the tickets for this movie are cheap. It costs eighteen yuan per person and thirty yuan per family. For those who rarely watch movies, it's definitely very attractive. Lastly, there's the audience's satisfaction. When I came out, not only did no one say that this movie was not good, but many young people even wanted to bring their parents to watch it again. Once this kind of word-of-mouth effect is established, you can imagine how popular 'Tang Bo Hu's Autumn Fragrance' will be. "
"Teacher Li, you have to know that many film critics and teachers are not optimistic about this movie. It probably won't have a high score on the movie viewing website."
Lee Hoon smiled and said, "Have you forgotten about 'Charlotte's Troubles'? It was also polarized, but the final result was nearly two billion yuan in the box office. At that time, Yunhai was still a newcomer. He had no fame and was limited by the number of screenings. Now, there are not many people in the world who don't know him. He is also a shareholder of the new Hua Xia cinema chain, so he won't be limited in the number of screenings. From this, we can guess how high the box office will be. "
"Mr. Zhang Xiaojing, what do you think …"
The four of them were questioned by the reporters for half an hour before they were allowed to leave.
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