"F * ck, Yun Huang is courting death."
"That's disgusting. Even if she's not a beauty, you can't insult her like that. "
"Who is this actor? I swear I'll find him. F * ck, no, I need to go to the bathroom. I want to vomit. "
Ru Hua's appearance caused an uproar in Hua Xia's cinemas. It was funny and disgusting at the same time.
What made people even more speechless was that after Ru Hua was knocked into the water by Xiao Yunhai, everyone immediately came over and asked him, "What's wrong?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "He wants to steal the money, that d * mn ladyboy."
The three of them were pleasantly surprised, "Ah?! Ladyboy? "
Huang Bo, who was acting as Zhu Zhishan, handed the folding fan to Wen Zhengming and shouted, "Ladyboy, I like it."
After that, he jumped into the river.
Xiao Yunhai was speechless.
But then, Wen Zhengming sighed and said, "What a pity, he beat us to it."
Tang Bohu, who was acting as Xiao Yunhai, was so surprised that his eyeballs almost popped out.
This scene of a ladyboy snatching naturally made the movie fans burst into laughter again.
In another cinema, Director Jiao Fangtao, whose new film would be released the day after tomorrow, sat in a corner with the main actors, Lee Hoon, Wu Jun, and Zhang Xiaojing, watching Xiao Yunhai's movie.
Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never be defeated.
Although "Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance" wasn't thought highly of before, no matter how bad it was, it was still Xiao Yunhai's work and no one dared to look down on it.
In fact, it wasn't just the "Sword God" crew that was watching it. Other publicity crews were also watching it in theaters in various regions.
Jiao Fangtao glanced at the critics who left and asked, "What do you think of this movie?"
Zhang Xiaojing was a young man. At this time, his face was red from laughing and he said, "It's quite funny. It's the complete opposite of our movie."
Jiao Fangtao continued to ask, "How many points would you give it?"
Zhang Xiaojing thought for a while and said, "If the plot is as funny as the previous one, I would give it more than 9 points, no, at least 9.5 points. Because this movie is much funnier than Charlotte's Troubles. "
After a moment of silence, Jiao Fangtao asked Lee Hoon.
Lee Hoon retracted his smile and pondered for a moment before he said, "Exaggerated performances, sharp editing, elegant fights, and funny lines form a huge magnet that firmly attracts the attention of film fans. Director Jiao, everyone underestimated this junior brother of mine. This movie will definitely be a gold-swallowing beast. The threat it poses to us is much greater than those blockbusters. "
Wu Jun nodded in agreement and said, "Just like 'Charlotte's Troubles', this movie's reputation will definitely be divided into two levels. Film critics would give bad reviews, while film fans would give good reviews. Who would have thought that with his status as the world's number one director, he would actually shoot such a film? Doesn't he know that he's going to be attacked by the film critics? "
In the film industry, one's status depended on one's movie.
If it were a newcomer, it wouldn't be a big deal to shoot such a vulgar film. However, Xiao Yunhai was the king of movies, the benchmark of Hua Xia's movies. Shooting such a film was simply not taking his status seriously.
Jiao Fangtao said, "This is what makes Mr. Xiao so admirable. Since he wants to shoot a comedy film, he has to live up to the word 'comedy'. He did it completely. Even though it's exaggerated and vulgar, it really made the film fans laugh non-stop. As for anything other than the movie, he didn't even consider it. Just wait and see. At the critical juncture of the Chinese New Year, whether it's those awesome Hollywood blockbusters or our country's great productions, they all have to kneel in front of this hilarious movie. This is our true opponent. "
Wu Jun, Lee Hoon, and Zhang Xiaojing looked at each other and nodded. Obviously, they thought so too.
The other big directors' comments were almost exactly the same as Jiao Fangtao's. They all saw this film as a formidable opponent.
On the big screen, amidst the laughter of the film fans, the movie entered the most classic plot.
Xiao Yunhai had taken a fancy to Qiu Xiang. In order to pursue her, he wanted to sneak into Hua Fu and conspire with the boatman to trick Qiu Xiang and Shiliu.
"Neighbors, come quickly. A newly minted filial son is afraid of selling. Even if you don't want to buy, come and take a look!"
When Xiao Yunhai's advertising slogan came out, the film fans couldn't help but laugh.
During the conversation, Sister Pomegranate became kind and said, "How pitiful! We just happen to be short of a servant. I think — "
Before she finished speaking, a tragic scholar pushed a wooden cart and walked over. On the cart were six dead people. As he walked, he vomited blood.
"Pfft."
"Haha."
Seeing this plot, everyone laughed again and thought, "Tang Bohu has met his match."
Indeed, the scholar shouted, "I'm so miserable. I sold my body to bury my entire family!"
Xiao Yunhai revealed a look of disbelief and said, "That can't be?"
The scholar said, "Ladies, take pity on me. My family of six all died in one night. I'm infected with Grade 10 tuberculosis. I'm half-sold and half-given. Just buy me. "
Qiu Xiang said, "Aiya, Shiliu, look at how pitiful he is. Let's buy him back to Hua Fu, okay?"
Shiliu cried as she said, "Then let's buy him."
Xiao Yunhai saw that things were not going well and said, "Sister, I came first."
Shiliu asked, "How can it be about first come, first served? What do you have that's worse than him? Tell us. "
Xiao Yunhai revealed a bewildered expression and said, "I … I … this … this … you see, I haven't cut my nails these few days, and it's all black mud inside. Could it be that this isn't miserable enough?"
At this moment, the scholar's puppy suddenly died.
The scholar cried bitterly, "Wang Cai … Wang Cai … Wang Cai, you can't die. Wang Cai, you've been with me for so many years. You've been loyal to me and treated me with sincerity. But now, I haven't even given you a full meal. I'm sorry, Wang Cai!"
Seeing Xiao Yunhai standing there, dumbfounded by the scholar's performance, the fans nearly burst out laughing.
"Aiyo, what do you mean by there's always someone stronger? There's always a taller mountain. I finally understand it today. "
"This scholar's acting is simply godly. He's clearly much worse than Tang Bohu."
On the screen, Xiao Yunhai suddenly saw a cockroach and shouted, "Be careful!"
Shiliu stepped back and stomped the cockroach to death.
Xiao Yunhai revealed a grief-stricken expression and cried loudly, "Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you, Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! You and I have depended on each other for so many years, sharing weal and woe with each other. I have always treated you like my own flesh and blood, teaching and raising you. I never expected that today, I would have to send off my son! "
Shiliu said, "Sis Qiuxiang, the two of them are in such a terrible state. What should we do?"
Qiuxiang thought for a moment and said, "Let's wait and see."
When the person saw Xiao Yunhai crying non-stop, he was surprised and annoyed.
He walked in front of Xiao Yunhai and said, "Brother, stop fooling around. Look at how clean you are. Go in and put on some makeup before coming back. Look at me. I have a rotten life and my hands are full of ulcers. How can you be worse than me? "
The moment that was said, it caused the fans to roar with laughter once again.
Xiao Yunhai said, "Don't compare yourself to me. I can't stand it when people compare themselves to me!"
The scholar said, "So what if I compare myself to you?"
"Aren't you forcing me? “
"Can you be worse than me?"
Xiao Yunhai picked up a wooden stick and ruthlessly broke his arm. He laughed loudly and said, "You said your hands are full of ulcers. Now, my entire arm is broken. Who is worse than the other!"
The scholar said angrily, "Aren't you being too ruthless?"
Xiao Yunhai snorted and said, "I'm going all out with you today!"
The scholar could not take it anymore and said, "I'll play with you to the end! F * * k, come on! "
The scholar picked up the stick and smashed his head. Immediately, blood gushed out. He said smugly, "You want to play with me? I don't even want my life. Let's see how you compare yourself to me! Who dares to be worse than me? "
With that said, he collapsed to the ground, dead.
Xiao Yunhai was stunned and said, "Good lad, you're in for it. We'll meet again someday!"
Shiliu stopped him and said, "Since he's dead, I'll bet on you."
The classic tragedy ended. The laughter in the theater did not stop from the beginning.
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