Time flew, and in the blink of an eye, it was the fifteenth day of the twelfth lunar month.
The New Huaxia Cinema gave this movie 7,800 screens, which was the least. There was no other way. There were too many movies that needed to be released during this time period. In addition, the investment for this movie was too little. It was still unknown what the outcome would be. Therefore, they only gave him these screenings.
Xiao Yunhai didn't even hold a premiere for this movie that was destined to be scolded by those professionals. He directly took Zhao Wanqing to a screening hall to see how it would turn out.
At Xiao Yunhai's level, regardless of whether the movie was good or bad, the premiere would definitely be full. In addition, the movie's ticket price was indeed cheap, only 18 yuan, so there was almost no empty seat in the screening halls all over the country.
A while ago, a filmmaker said on the program that even if Xiao Yunhai's "Tang Bohu Tastes Autumn" couldn't be worse, movie fans would definitely pay for it. Because everyone had a novelty mentality, they would want to see with their own eyes what a movie that could make a legend come to an end would look like. Therefore, there was no need to worry about the box office of "Tang Bohu Tastes Autumn". Even if the ticket price was 18 yuan, it shouldn't be a problem to exceed 3 billion yuan.
The movie soon started.
First, the door of a mansion was surrounded by more than 20 people, all of them anxiously waiting for something.
Suddenly, the door opened, and a few servants threw out a trash basket.
Everyone went up to fight for it, and after one person got it, he shouted that he finally got Tang Bohu's calligraphy and ran away, with the people behind him chasing.
There was nothing special about the beginning of this half a minute, it just showed how good Tang Bohu's painting was, but the next scene made everyone burst out laughing.
Xiao Yunhai's Tang Bohu was holding a brush and dipping it in black ink. His serious expression made the fans think that he was going to paint.
Unexpectedly, there was a huge reversal in the next scene. Xiao Yunhai was actually washing chicken wings, and the ink was actually soy sauce.
A young man who had just taken a sip of water couldn't help but spit out the water in his mouth.
Fortunately, he lowered his head in time and spit on the ground, otherwise, he would have fought with the people in front of him.
"Damn, what's going on?"
"Just now, I was praising Tang Bohu's great skills, and then I got roasted chicken wings. I'm convinced by this twist. "
"Awesome. In terms of comedy, who can compare with Yun Huang? "
Movie fans laughed when they saw this scene.
Next, Zhu Zhishan, who was played by Huang Bo, went to Xiao Yunhai's house.
After a round of flattery, Xiao Yunhai laughed and said: "It's just that, Brother Zhu, you lose a few hundred taels every few days, and after you lose it all, you run here to ask for help. Doing this all the time — — this isn't a solution, right? “
Huang Bo nodded, gave him a thumbs up and said, "You're insightful, Xiaodi has taken this into consideration. This time I've broken the axe and sunk the boat, all at once, I've lost everything I can in my lifetime, a total of three hundred thousand taels. I hope Brother Tang can draw thirty paintings for me, so that I can repay my debt and save my life!" “
"Puchi!"
......
. "" This dialogue is simply amazing. You're going to lose everything in your life, it's too funny. "
"Seeing this, I dare say that this is definitely a movie that will make people laugh until their stomachs split."
The fans in the theater were once again rocking back and forth with laughter.
Next, Xiao Yunhai used Huang Bo's body to paint. As he flipped and rolled, he created a painting of a majestic eagle spreading its wings and swallowing the world.
This idea immediately attracted applause and cheers from movie fans.
Huang Bo smiled apologetically and said, "What I admire the most about Brother Tang is that you can turn my two points on my chest into flowers, my palms into trees, my butt into rocks, my front feet sitting on clouds, and my back feet into mountains. Hey, which part of my body did you use to draw that majestic eagle? "
Xiao Yunhai said, "I used Your Excellency's lifeline."
Huang Bo showed a proud expression and said, "Sure enough, it's just as I expected. It's majestic and passionate. It's simply too vivid!"
Xiao Yunhai's face was full of disdain. "I'm talking about the little bug in the eagle's mouth. Where did the majestic and passionate come from? Tsk! "
"Hahaha."
The movie had only started for ten minutes, but the movie fans in the theater where Xiao Yunhai was in laughed seven or eight times. Even Zhao Wanqing, who had read the script, couldn't stop laughing after watching Xiao Yunhai and Huang Bo's extremely exaggerated performance. She didn't care about her ladylike appearance at all.
"Hubby, you two are simply a pair of clowns."
Xiao Yunhai shushed her. "Wife, lower your voice. What do you think? "
Zhao Wanqing said softly, "Everyone is laughing like this, do you still need to say it? But you have to be prepared to be scolded by those movie critics. The temperament of this movie is simply too funny. I can't stand it, let alone them. "
Xiao Yunhai shrugged and said indifferently, "Whatever. As long as the fans like it, then everything is OK. "
While the two were discussing the movie, those movie critics had already put down their pens.
"What movie is this? It's too sensationalist. "
"Xiao Yunhai is going downhill."
"It's really infuriating. He is now the world's leading director. He is the leader of Hua Xia's film and television. Making such a movie is simply a disgrace to his identity. "
"The original 'Charlotte's Troubles' was already a parody. I didn't expect this' Tang Bo Hu's Autumn Fragrance 'to be even more of a parody. I only have one feeling, which is that anger is not enough. "
Countless movie critics had already known that this' Tang Bo Hu's Autumn Fragrance 'was a comedy movie without any artistic quality when they saw the beginning.
The dialogue and expressions of the characters were all exaggerated.
In their eyes, the performances of Xiao Yunhai and Huang Bo, the two movie emperors, were not even as good as the newcomer who had just graduated from school.
Ten minutes later, Xiao Yunhai saw several shadows leaving the theater.
Zhao Wanqing said, "Hubby, did you see that? The one who just walked out is the five-star movie critic, Lai Changping. It's only been ten minutes and he left. I reckon your score is very likely to be a duck egg. "
Xiao Yunhai said with a smile, "I'll say it again. I'm acting for the fans, not for the critics. "
At this time, the movie just happened to play the scene where Prince Ning sent the imperial doctor to check on Tang Bo Hu's illness, while Tang Bo Hu was hiding in the room and eating chicken. This scene caused the fans to laugh again.
Xiao Yunhai said, "Did you hear that? This is the biggest encouragement for me. Everything else is just bullshit. "
The movie reached the scene where the Deadly Scholar Sword fought against the Tang Family's Overlord Spear. The action was very beautiful, but it was all covered by jokes.
It made everyone feel that it was wonderful. When they saw Tang Bo Hu's mother tricking her husband again and again, the entire theater suddenly became a sea of joy.
Many people laughed until they cried. A girl next to Zhao Wanqing held her stomach and laughed non-stop. She lowered her head and did not dare to look again.
The funniest part quickly appeared.
Accompanied by the exciting sound of drums, the four great talents walked the model steps. The combination of music and action made the fans laugh until they were about to pass out.
After each of them wrote a poem, the famous Ru Hua from his previous life finally appeared.
Tang Bo Hu was encouraged by the crowd to walk behind the girl and say, "Miss."
Ru Hua suddenly turned her head and saw that he had thick eyebrows, big eyes, a stubble, and his fingers were still picking at his nose. He just had to imitate the girl and say, "Young master, what's the matter?"
This scene almost made people vomit.
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