Zhao Wanqing took a look at the lines and said, "Good lines. It's very concise and reliable. The egg-laying rooster, the fighter jet of roosters! Oh yeah! "
Looking at Zhao Wanqing's laughable actions and humorous lines, everyone once again fell into hysterical laughter.
"Let's have another side for you to edit. The egg-laying rooster, the fighter jet of roosters! Oh yeah! Let's have another back for the egg-laying rooster … "
Just as Zhao Wanqing was happily recording, Xiao Yunhai rushed out.
Zhao Wanqing said unhappily, "What are you doing? We are recording a commercial. Don't do anything else. Hurry up and carry the chicken. I've already signed the contract. Compensate them with 40,000. "
Xiao Yunhai pulled Zhao Wanqing to the side and said, "You've already signed the contract. Why are you in such a hurry? If there's no more chicken, my daughter-in-law will stew it. Just eat that. "
When Zhao Wanqing heard that, she was dumbfounded.
The audience roared with laughter.
Zhao Wanqing closed her eyes. She wanted to cry, but she could not. She held it in, giving Xiao Yunhai a fright. He hurriedly patted her back and said, "Wifey, wifey. Bai Yun, Bai Yun, Little Yun ~ Little Yun ~ Look at me. "
Zhao Wanqing swallowed her anger and cried, "Famine has become 40,000! Boohoo. "
Xiao Yunhai said, "Wifey, look at me. Don't be anxious. Don't get angry. The old man is here. If you can't do it, follow my gaze. Think of a way to make up for it. "
Zhao Wanqing cried, "What should I do?"
Xiao Yunhai consoled her, "Don't cry. Alright, look at me. Smile. There's an old man. Be good. "
The series of interactions between the two was seamless. They portrayed an old man and old woman from the countryside vividly.
The audience below the stage was in awe. They laughed and applauded.
Lee Hoon clapped his hands and praised, "If this was a movie, the two of them would definitely be nominated for Best Actor and Actress."
Huang Bo saw Zhao Wanqing crying and asked, "Auntie was fine just now. What's wrong?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "It's over. Tell me. When she heard that the rooster was taken away, her heart ached. Ai, why are you crying? Come, sit here. "
Huang Bo said, "It's fine! I have feelings for her. "
"Cooperate." Xiao Yunhai nudged Zhao Wanqing, then picked up the money on the table and said to Huang Bo, "Keep this money first."
Huang Bo quickly said, "Uncle, you can't joke about this. If you want to break the contract, it won't be 20,000 yuan. You'll have to double it, 40,000 yuan. Isn't that right, auntie? "
"Ugh, ugh …"
Xiao Yunhai said angrily, "Why is it crowing?"
The audience: "Hahahaha."
Huang Bo asked, "Uncle, why didn't you bring the chicken?"
Zhao Wanqing said, "It can't be brought."
Huang Bo's face changed and asked, "Why?"
Xiao Yunhai quickly said, "It's taking a nap."
"Pfft."
"Hahahaha."
"That's a genius reason."
Huang Bo asked in surprise, "Chicken nap?"
Xiao Yunhai said: "This chicken, even when laying eggs, it crows. It's tiring for one person to take on two jobs. Come and drink. Do you think this chicken is worth so much? Don't lose it! "
Huang Bo said proudly, "Uncle, I'll tell you the truth. This chicken is worthless in the hands of the two of you. It's not worth a single penny. Leave it to me. I'll hype it up. When it's done, it'll be worth money. "
Xiao Yunhai asked tentatively, "What happens after it's stewed?"
The audience laughed again.
Huang Bo said, "It's still worth money!"
Xiao Yunhai rolled his eyes and said, "Ah, that is to say, this chicken is a 'famous chicken'. Whether it's alive or dead, even if it's stewed, it's still worth money! "
Huang Bo said, "That's right."
Zhao Wanqing said happily, "You're so talented!"
"Hahahaha."
Xiao Yunhai picked up a piece of chicken and asked, "For example, how much does it cost to eat a piece of chicken?"
Huang Bo said, "Just this piece. If you don't pay 2,000 yuan, you have no right to eat it."
"What about the heart?"
"4,000 yuan."
"Chicken liver?"
"6,000 yuan."
"Chicken kidney?"
"8,000 yuan."
Xiao Yunhai said happily, "That's enough."
Zhao Wanqing grabbed Xiao Yunhai's arm and said, "You're so talented."
"Oh, my god. That works too."
"You can get back 20,000 yuan. That's really amazing."
The audience was already laughing.
Xiao Yunhai kept putting chicken in Huang Bo's bowl.
Huang Bo said embarrassedly, "Uncle, Auntie, you guys eat too. Don't just eat by yourself. You guys eat. "
Xiao Yunhai said, "No, our family can't afford it."
The audience laughed, "Hahaha."
Huang Bo said, "Uncle, you can't drink anymore. No matter what, you have to let me take that chicken away later. "
Xiao Yunhai said, "I can't take it away with you! You can take it away. "
Huang Bo asked in confusion, "Take it away?"
Xiao Yunhai said, "To tell you the truth, the chicken you wanted was stewed by my daughter-in-law. This is what you're eating. But according to your request, it's cooked differently. You said stir-fried, but we stewed it. As for the price, you've already set it. Anyway, the situation is like this. If you want to keep the 20,000 yuan, you can keep it. If you don't want to keep it, you can take it away. If you want to eat a feast of 20,000 yuan, you can take it away. I didn't touch a single piece. What do you think? "
Huang Bo was dumbfounded.
Zhao Wanqing kissed Xiao Yunhai's face fiercely and said excitedly, "You're so talented!"
At this time, the whole scene had completely exploded.
"Too talented."
"If I were the planner, I would go crazy."
"Oh, my god. I can't take it anymore."
"I'm dying of laughter. I really can't laugh anymore."
Huang Bo was stunned for a long time and said, "Uncle, Auntie, don't move. Cooperate with me. I can't smash the chicken in my hand."
Huang Bo held the chicken bowl and said to the camera with emotion, "When people are angry, it's easy for them to lose their mind. In the past, I always lost my mind. But since I ate the meat of this egg-laying rooster, oh, I've become smarter. It's only 20,000 yuan to eat a piece of meat. It's really worth it! "
Xiao Yunhai and Zhao Wanqing pointed at him and shouted, "You're so talented!"
Accompanied by the crazy laughter and applause of the audience, the whole skit ended.
"Oh, my god. I'm really going to die of laughter."
"Compared to watching TV, it's obviously funnier to watch it live."
"Yun Huang's performance is so great. I laughed until my stomach hurts."
The junior brothers and sisters below the stage clapped and discussed animatedly.
In the celebrity guest seats, Yan Chunling sighed and said, "His acting skills are amazing. He's in his twenties, acting like he's in his fifties. That's amazing. "
Li Xin said, "As expected of the Best Actor and Best Actress. The gap between us is really too big. Even that Huang Bo's acting skills are much better than mine. These first-year juniors who graduated in 1999 are all so awesome. How can we, as seniors, endure this? "
Back at the backstage, Xiao Yunhai, Zhao Wanqing, and Huang Bo clapped and celebrated the success of the skit.
Yu Yuexian, who was about to go on stage, shook her head and sighed. "What should we do after you guys act like this?"
The play she acted in was about a girl who had just graduated from school. For the sake of her dream, she worked hard in the entertainment industry, overcame many difficulties, and finally made her dream come true. There were many parts of it that were very touching.
Xiao Yunhai's skit made everyone burst into laughter. To change their mood, Yu Yuexian was undoubtedly much more difficult.
Xiao Yunhai said, "Sister Yu, I believe in your ability. It won't be a problem. I have to hurry up and remove my makeup. After your performance, I still have to go on stage and sing a song. "
Zhao Wanqing smiled and said, "Sister Yu, you can do it."
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